"Fu Cheng Yin and Yang, keep the right and peaceful, adjust the five elements, can coerce this order, call the gods, serve the demons and evils, do secrets, and coerce ghosts to control people"

The donkey demon finally felt that something was wrong, "Give it back to you, I still can't read it, I won't sign a contract that I don't understand" He handed the talisman paper over and wanted to return it to me. 『』

I finally tricked him into taking it, of course I wouldn't take it, so I ignored him and continued to chant the mantra.

The rune paper began to glow, a faint, golden glow, and began to smoke along the rune pattern.

The donkey demon hurriedly shook his hand and wanted to shake off the rune paper, but the talisman was firmly stuck to his hand, and he couldn't shake it off.

I quickly finished the mantra and finally shouted "Haste as a law"

The glittering and smoking rune paper burned in the blink of an eye, and there was not even a bit of ash left, but the rune on the paper did not disappear, but turned into a transparent light, writhing like a living snake, crawling up along the demon's arm, and leaving traces as if it had been burned by fire.

"What is this thing you want to do to me" The donkey demon shouted in panic and yelled, "My demon lord is up, and the lackey of the door, Flareshmirydeyi"

I have to say that the name is long at a critical moment, that is the fatal heel

Before he finished shouting his name, I had already preemptively shouted, "Evil obstacles, don't show their original form quickly"

The donkey demon immediately lay down and rolled involuntarily.

But when he jumped up, he was still like a donkey, and said to me with some annoyance, "I'm the original form now, what did you do to me?" and he looked down at his body.

His body was covered in runes.

The rune on the talisman just now crawled up on his body, covering his entire body.

I spread my hands and said, "Sign the contract, now it's done."

The donkey demon said angrily: "I haven't signed it, how can I complete the signing"

"That's the magic rules of Western countries. I kindly explained to him, "You are now in China, in the East, do you know that we have our rules on our side, and the mage does not need to sign a contract with someone else, as long as he agrees." ”

The donkey demon said, "I didn't agree at all"

I said innocently: "You agree to take a look, the rules on our side, look at it is the meaning of agreeing to sign a contract." This is a polysemy word in Chinese, and it also represents the meaning of agreement."

The donkey demon was furious: "In order to do business in China, I deliberately participated in the Chinese language test group, Chinese level 8 certificate, you bluff me, look at the word, how can you agree with the meaning of you yin I am not"

I said regretfully: "The Chinese language is broad and profound, what's the great thing about passing the eighth level, I don't need a certificate and I can understand it better than you, I said that this is a polysemy word This is a polysemy word, and the contract is proof that the contract is valid, I think your essence should also appear on the body, you can take a look." ”

The donkey demon immediately stopped moving, and after a while, he jumped to his feet in anger and shouted: "You, what the hell have you done to me, how can you leave traces on my body, this, this is not scientific"

"It's very scientific, it's a bit complicated to say, and you won't understand it if I say it, so you just need to know that it's powerful. ”

I really admire the predecessor of the Yin and Yang Dao who invented this spell, and the principle of the computer virus network transmission infection used in his spell is regarded as a network chat tool, and the tool projects the spell onto the demon body, which is probably equivalent to spreading the virus control on the other party's computer, and the premise is that if I send you a link, you will be stupid to click on it. That talisman is like a viral link, he took it and took it in his hand, which is equivalent to clicking to open it, and the next thing is naturally my job.

Of course, there is no way for this spell to truly control the demon body, after all, the two worlds are separated, and the other party is on their home field, but it is still no problem to control his projection clone in the world.

"I, I'm going to report to the Demon King, I'm fighting with you" The donkey demon was furious and sad, although he shouted cruel words, but he didn't have the courage to come up and really fight with me, and finally sat down and cried loudly, "Why am I so unlucky, why do I meet such a superb character, why are humans more insidious than our demons"

I comforted him and said, "Don't cry, I'll eat you again if I cry upset, and you will trouble me too, don't worry, this won't affect your body in hell, but you think that if you lie to me in the future, I can know it." ”

Of course, this spell is not that simple, but it doesn't need to be explained to the donkey demon right now.

"It's really just that simple," the donkey demon asked expectantly, wiping away his tears, "Then do you think you should stop harassing me, okay, and remove the demon mark I put on you." ”

I said, "When I learn how to dismiss, I must dismiss him first, as a normal person, I don't feel comfortable with a demon behind my ass all day long." Now, tell me the solution to the excessive drain of energy. ”

The donkey demon wiped his tears again, twisted his body very uncomfortably, touched the runes on his body, hesitated for a moment and said: "As demons, we don't need to cultivate, as long as we eat, we can replenish our energy, but there is no food in hell, we can only process stones and magma to make food, and squeeze the energy inside to meet our needs." Our demonic retribution likes to come to the world, even if it is attacked and framed, it is because the resources in the world are too abundant, anything can be made into energy-rich food, as long as you stay for a short time, you can greatly increase your strength. The energy of human beings is so small that we devil's eyes are not worth mentioning at all, no matter how much you wear and tear, you can recover immediately by eating a small piece of food that we have concocted with a special method, and the solution I want to teach you is the magic food cooking technique."

I sensed it with a spell, and found that what the donkey demon said was actually the truth, and I couldn't help but be full of expectations for this magic food cooking technique, "The cooking technique you said is not complicated, it's easy to learn the ritual or something, isn't it very evil, if the steps and materials used are too disgusting, then don't mention it"

In my impression, the spells related to demons are more evil and disgusting, what to use animal internal organs, use human sacrifices, etc., I can't eat anything that really needs to be made with that kind of program

"How can it be so complicated to cook, our demons are also hygienic and don't eat junk food" The donkey demon has a feeling of being humiliated, "You love to learn or not, don't learn to pull down"

Hey, he's still losing his temper with me, is it because he told the truth and is justified?

Forget it, now it's a request for him, just coax him to order.

I said, "Okay, okay, I made a mistake, I apologize to you, you teach, I'll learn"