In my impression, the so-called masters are all elderly people, and they all have a trace of fairy wind bones.

But Li Xiaojie is good, just dressed in shabby and old-fashioned clothes, and even carries a dirty denim bag on his back, which is no different from asking for food.

Ao Qing's face was not very good-looking, "Brother-in-law, this is the master you said to be amazing?" Ao Qing was full of doubts about Li Xiaojie.

Li Xiaojie and Yang Peng got out of the car, all of them were smiling, and they all looked at Shao Tian's luxury villa.

Li Xiaojie thought to himself, such a luxurious and atmospheric villa, it is terrifying that one or two million yuan cannot be bought, and the rich are really generous.

Looking up and down the villa, Li Xiaojie frowned slightly and looked at Ao Qing with a disdainful face, "Mr. Shao, who is this?" ”

"Oh, Master Xiaojie, let me introduce you, this is my brother-in-law Ao Qing, who has just returned from studying in Singapore."

"Ao Qing, don't hurry up and say hello to the master, although you are an international double degree, but Master Xiaojie's ability, it is a few streets away from you."

Shao Tian introduced Li Xiaojie and Ao Qing.

"Humph!" Ao Qing snorted coldly and shouted reluctantly, "Xiao Jieda, good teacher." ”

"Call it well." Shao Tian was a little displeased, his brother-in-law came back from studying abroad, and he was somewhat arrogant.

"Brother-in-law, I don't think you have been deceived." Finally, Ao Qing was not happy, "I think he is just a hillbilly, and the magic stick is almost the same, just a few streets away from me, and he is still a master?" Hum! ”

"Ao Qing! You! Shao Tian was slightly angry, "You don't want to apologize to the master quickly!" ”

"Why should I apologize, just a magic stick, you believe him, I don't believe it!" Ao Qing bluntly said that he was a high-achieving student, so he would not believe these things.

At this moment, Shao Tian was embarrassed, Yang Peng was embarrassed, only Li Xiaojie was always smiling, his face was indifferent, and he was not surprised.

Li Xiaojie smiled faintly and pointed at Ao Qingdao, "Returnees, you are sick." ”

"What do you say? Am I sick? I see that you are sick, you are young and don't study well, and you cheated money and deceived me to my brother-in-law's house, believe it or not, I will call the police immediately! ”

Ao Qing was angry, how could he say that people were sick when they met, he felt that this was Li Xiaojie's insult to him!

"Heh, I said that if you are sick, you are sick, I see that you have dark lines in the palace, your complexion is yellowish, you should be constipated recently, blood in the stool, if I guessed correctly, you have a serious anal fissure!" Li Xiaojie said with a look of disgust.

"What! Anal fissure?! Shao Tian and Yang Peng were shocked, this Nima knew at a glance that someone was sick, or an anal fissure!

"You, you, you! You are talking nonsense! Who has an anal fissure?! Ao Qing's eyes were a little flustered, but he didn't admit the fact of anal fissure.

In this case, if Li Xiaojie doesn't say why, I'm afraid that Shao Tian's trust in Li Xiaojie will be reduced by a few points.

Li Xiaojie sneered, took a few steps away from Ao Qing exaggeratedly, and said loudly, "I see that there are two kinds of qi in you, one is yours, and the other is not my Huaxia, this breath is more like a black person." ”

Li Xiaojie continued, "As for the anal fissure, you should have just had sex with a man last night, and his size is not small, how about it?" You're cool, but you're moving too hard, and you're going to get worse in the end! ”

"What, what?!" Shao Tian was completely stunned, Li Xiaojie analyzed it well, he couldn't imagine that his brother-in-law would be good at this, Tai Nima has a heavy taste!

This Nima, I really feel disgusting when I think about it, Shao Tian regretted: "Ao Qing, let me ask you, you said last night that a foreign friend came to China, and you didn't go home later, that foreigner is a black man?" ”

"Brother-in-law, no, it's not what you imagined." Ao Qing was a little panicked, and he quickly defended himself.

However, Shao Tian's words seemed that his defense was so pale, he did go to the hotel with a black friend last night, and the anal fissure itself was not good, and it was aggravated last night.

"Enough! You don't have to explain, I know everything, you can go wherever you like today, don't disgust me here, disgust your sister. ”

When Shao Tian said this, he also felt disgusted with Ao Qing's face, Nima's, the family was unfortunate, and it was hard to provide an international double degree returnee, but he was bent.

"Wait, your illness is probably more than just anal fissure, I advise you to go to the hospital as soon as possible." Li Xiaojie said helplessly.

"You, what do you mean?" Ao Qing was really convinced at the moment, "Master, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that you are a hillbilly, master, in your opinion, what else do I have a problem?" ”

Ao Qing didn't dare to go to the hospital, as an international double degree returnee, he was already a high-end talent in Beihai, since he was a high-end talent, then he had a wide range of contacts, and there were many acquaintances and classmates in the natural hospital, once the truth was found out, he would have no face to see people.

"Hehe, your problem, it's not a big deal, haven't you heard of syphilis?" Li Xiaojie waved his hand.

"Huh? Syphilis? Ao Qing was shocked, "Damn Donder Louis, I'm not done with you!" ”

Ao Qing shouted, knelt on the ground with a thud, and tears fell into tears, "Master, please, heal me." ”

Seeing this situation, Li Xiaojie was quite helpless, "Hey, you too, a good man doesn't do it, but he wants to ...... It's good that it's not AIDS, otherwise you'd have to die! ”

Li Xiaojie sighed, "That's it, I'll prescribe you a pair of traditional Chinese medicine, and you can decoction it yourself according to the course of treatment, whether it's anal fissure or syphilis, it will be fine." ”

After Li Xiaojie finished speaking, he took out a pen and paper from his bag, and wrote a large list of Chinese medicine names on it.

Ao Qing took the prescription with a somewhat tangled expression, "Master, is this Chinese medicine reliable?" Why don't I use some more penicillin or something? ”

"It's okay, you can use whatever you want, don't look for me anymore, the reason why Chinese medicine is declining is inseparable from you guys who worship foreign countries." Li Xiaojie said sharply, and he was about to snatch the prescription from Ao Qing's hand.

"Don't, don't, I'll go buy medicine, I'll go." Ao Qing smiled, grabbed the prescription and took a taxi, and hurriedly grabbed the medicine.

"Thank you, thank you, Master Xiaojie, my brother-in-law is saved." Shao Tian was very grateful, "By the way, master, please come inside." ”

"Please!" Li Xiaojie returned the salute, "By the way, Mr. Shao, this medicine just now is an ancient prescription, it's okay to charge you a thousand yuan, right?" ”

"No, no opinion, no opinion." Shao Tian laughed, "Master, how much money is in my wife's affairs, I can prepare it for you." ”

"Uh...... Well, I don't want you more, eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, how about an auspicious picture? Li Xiaojie said with a smile.

"Good!" Shao Tian breathed a sigh of relief, which of the people he invited before, which one of them opened his mouth and was not hundreds of thousands or millions at every turn?

Of course, Li Xiaojie is not clear about the market, if he knows the market, he will definitely shout that he will lose a lot.