107 Badass
After more than ten minutes of training with Li Jian's ears, my mother had to cook in a hurry because of time problems. Li Jian, who was self-seeking and deserved, finally escaped, and was finally able to rub his ears and sit down, and chatted with Xue Xiao, Zhang Shengqiu, and Xue Qi seriously.
Of course, Li Jian was just serious for a few minutes, and after a few minutes, Li Jian relapsed again, and together with Xue Qi, who smelled the same thing, you joked about Xue Xiao, the expectant father, and Zhang Shengqiu, the expectant mother.
Li Jian first used the strange temper of pregnant women, the strange tastes of pregnant women, and after giving birth, what is the change of diapers in the middle of the night, how much work does it take to be a father for a few months...... Wait, wait, to scare Xue Xiaodatong.
Then, Li Jian used how painful it is to give birth to a child, she needs to worry about gestational diabetes, Tang Sieve is worried about fetal development, women are easy to get old after giving birth, and they are easy to get fat after giving birth, with fat on the waist, big buttocks, elephant legs, stretch marks, and Mimi will sag after giving birth...... Wait, wait, to scare Zhang Shengqiu.
Then, Li Jian and Xue Qi inspired and complemented each other, using all kinds of troubles of babies to the problems of children's character cultivation and growth education, to the children's enrollment in nursery and school, and then to the problems of children's rebellious period...... Pinch the pair of parents-to-be together and scare them.
It's so bad!
As a result, the couple's excitement from the time they confirmed their pregnancy to the present quickly cooled down, and they were really frightened by the two villains, Li Jian and Xue Qi.
"Well, it shouldn't be so evil, right? It doesn't necessarily mean that it's naughty and uneasy, right? Especially during the rebellious period, it varies from person to person, and some ......."
As soon as Xue Xiao said this, Xue Qi couldn't wait to interrupt:
"Brother, don't fool yourself! You have to believe in science, genetics is still very accurate, think about what our brother was like when he was a few years old? Think about your children when their parents were in a rebellious period. What have you done, you talk again!"
"Uh......"
All of a sudden, Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu were silent.
The two boys of the Xue family, plus Li Jian, don't have a fuel-efficient lamp for this brother. It's been like this since I was a child!
Thinking of the countless goods that he and his younger brother had broken through, thinking of the anger of the old mother at the beginning, and then thinking of their own children, they may think that they will be the same as themselves, and the appearance of the old mother is what they will look like in the future. Xue Xiao couldn't help but shudder. I can't stand the sample I used to see.
Think about what I did during the rebellious period. Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu were even more uneasy.
At that time, Xue Xiao was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but one of the four King Kongs who liked to fight and brawl the most in the school! At that time, Zhang Shengqiu was able to mix with Xue Xiao, and it could be regarded as a gathering of similar things. There was no ambiguity in the fight, and there was no shortage of sticks and bricks.
If your own children do the same in the future......
What if there is a good fight? Don't worry about death?
Also, this couple is the pioneer of early love, and the forbidden fruit was eaten in the stomach just after the second year of high school. If your own children do the same, they must not worry about dying, especially if they are girls. Xue Xiao felt that he had the intention of killing people by then.
Comparing his heart to his heart, Xue Xiao even began to rejoice, fortunately, he and Zhang Shengqiu were sneaking around at that time and were never discovered by the old father-in-law, otherwise with the old father-in-law's violent temper. I guess I could strangle myself at that time!
As a result, Xue Xiao and his wife, who were frightened by Li Jian and Xue Qi, were a little uneasy. Although I haven't given birth to the urge to go to the hospital to have a miscarriage, I also have some precursors of prenatal depression.
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OK. The father-to-be and mother-to-be didn't worry for long, and when it was time to eat, they were discovered by the mother.
After some inquiry. Naturally, he scolded Li Jian and Xue Qi again, and then turned to comfort:
"Xiaoqiu, you are pregnant now, and your belly will definitely get bigger and bigger in the future. If you go back to the mountains of Niutang Town with Xiaoxiao like this, I really don't feel at ease. Especially if you are working in the family planning office, running in this village and which village all day long, it is a ditch and a bump, if you bump and bump, how can you fix it?
I think, you just take a leave of absence to raise a baby at home. The medical conditions here are good, and the prenatal examination is also convenient.
As for what you're talking about, worrying about this, worrying about that, it's not a matter at all.
Before you give birth, I promise to take good care of you. After you give birth, I will help you bring my grandson, and it will be no problem. You see that this kid has a worry-free one, and I'm not the same, and I'm all pulling up?"
The mother's comfort made Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu feel a little more at ease, but the husband and wife, especially Zhang Shengqiu, were a little vague about the mother's letting Zhang Shengqiu come back to raise the baby.
Zhang Shengqiu is an active person, let her stay at home every day, she really can't stand it, so after her mother finished speaking, Zhang Shengqiu looked embarrassed, and said in a coquettish tone:
"Mom, you don't need to go home to raise the baby, right? I heard the doctor say that this pregnant woman must be in a good mood in the end, and if I stay at home all day and have nothing to do, I have to suffocate me. ”
"If you don't have anything to do, just find something to do, and Mom doesn't let you stay at home all day. Mom can accompany you shopping, watching movies, going for a walk, how come, there are a lot of things to do. ”
"Mom, I didn't mean that, you know my character, this kind of idle life is okay for a few days, if it's always nothing serious, I think it's a waste of time. ”
Seeing that Gülen still wanted to open his mouth and persuade again, Li Jian, who had already been beaten twice by the old ** after coming back, suddenly interjected and came in:
"Sister-in-law, why don't you see how good it is. If you can't stay idle, just help me look at the store. My store is basically on the right track, so you have something to do again and you won't be too tired. ”
Before Zhang Shengqiu could answer, Gülen jumped out first to agree:
"It's a good idea, and it's settled. But Xiao Jane, your sister-in-law helps you look after the store, how can you get paid? Although it is your own family, you can't lose money. ”
Just when Zhang Shengqiu wanted to excuse himself, Li Jian hurriedly replied neatly:
"I won't give the salary. In this way, if my sister-in-law can give me a nephew, I will give my nephew 20% of the molecule of 'Taste Zhai', and if my sister-in-law gives me a niece, I will give my niece 30% of the molecule of Taste Zhai. Mom, what do you think?"
"No, absolutely not!"
Gu Lan was about to nod with a satisfied face, but Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu jumped out, shaking their hands and hurriedly refusing.
The couple knows the operation of 'Taste Zhai', which is really a daily profit, and it is definitely a cornucopia. Twenty percent, three percent, that year's income is tens of millions!
Even if it's a brother, even if it's the closest person, it's not acceptable.
For the eldest brother and sister-in-law who jumped out in unison, Li Jian just replied with an impatient white eye:
"This is my red envelope for my nephew and niece, why are you jumping out in a hurry? Does it have anything to do with you?"
In a word, after putting Xue Xiao and Zhang Shengqiu back, Li Jian turned his head and asked his mother for advice:
"Mom, what do you think?"
"Are you serious?"
"Of course!"
"I think it's okay. ”
After making sure that Li Jian was not joking, Gülen immediately nodded in agreement. To be honest, Gülen is so old and has a good relationship with her children, which is what she wants to see the most. She hopes that her children will always be able to be so friendly, after all, after she and her husband pass away, they will be the closest relatives.
At this point, Li Jian's gift of 'Taste Zhai' shares can be regarded as decided.
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For the two or three percent of the flavor Zhai elements, to be honest, Li Jian really doesn't care. When he is promoted to the 'Earth Witch', even if he doesn't reveal his identity and doesn't blackmail various super organizations, he will have a lot of means to make money.
Not to mention the two or three components of 'Taste Zhai', even if he gives them all away, he won't feel distressed.
Moreover, Li Jian also had a plan to pull her sister-in-law to sit in 'Taste Zhai' for herself.
Recently, the 'little bun' has become more and more bold, the ugly glasses have been taken off, and the mushroom head has been combed, completely revealing his goblin-like beauty, and the little girl's eyes are flying more and more frequently. Li Jian had a hunch that if it continued to develop like this, this little girl would soon muster up the courage to confess herself.
When that time comes, Li Jian's trouble will be big.
If he agreed, Li Jian's identity as a cultivator would be exposed. Although this is unlikely, as long as it exists, it is dangerous.
If Li Jian has already advanced to the 'Earth Witch', then if it is exposed, it will be exposed!
But the key is that Li Jian is still just a 'human witch', and it is really inconvenient to have a person who is deeply involved in his life. Especially now that Li Jian not only has no means to be able to protect all his relatives, but has already used another identity to show his edge in the super energy world, it is even more necessary to keep it a secret.
If he refuses, Li Jian will really be reluctant! And this little bun with a weak personality will definitely be very sad.
If you don't say yes and don't refuse, it's hard to explain.
Therefore, Li Jian can't eat if he wants to eat now, and it's a pity not to eat.
The best way is to hide for a while, or hold back Yu Xiang's courage, or wait until Li Jian breaks through the 'Earth Witch', but then everything will naturally fall into place.
In addition to this reason, Li Jian actually has another plan, that is, after her sister-in-law gives birth, she can continue to stay in Weizhai. When the time comes, hand over the base recipe as well. At that time, Li Jian will be completely free.
Anyway, Li Jian's 'taste of food' was to deal with his mother's 'blind date', but now that there is a better way, this taste of food is already a bondage.
You must know that now if Li Jian does not return to 'Taste Zhai' for five days, then the base stock of Taste Zhai will be exhausted, so that Li Jian will not be able to leave for a long time. It's too restrictive.
As for Li Jianjian's desire to be an otaku, he doesn't necessarily have to be that small office. For otaku, as long as there is a computer, as long as there is an Internet cable, as long as someone sends food and drink, it is the same everywhere. (To be continued......)