"Praise for the White Clouds" was called a saliva poem, or a nonsense poem, in a previous life.

The reason is that such poems are written by the author with nonsense.

When this poem was circulated on the Internet, it caused a phenomenon of nonsense poetry.

Naturally, the same was true when this nonsense poem first appeared in this world.

Huang Yifan casually registered an account to send out this poem, and then chose to participate in the competition.

In just half an hour, this song "Praise for Baiyun" exploded instantly.

"Praise for Baiyun, hahaha, hahaha, no, no, no, laugh at me."

"It's so white, it's thief white, it's the first white in the world, it's just dead in vain, this poem is too classic."

"I would say it's the best modern poetry I've ever seen."

"This can also be called poetry, and I finally found out, it turns out that I am also a poet."

"God, the landlord is talented, this is simply the most classic modern poem."

"This poem must win the championship, I vote for this poem."

"I heard that there is a superb poem here, so I came to read it, and sure enough, I took it."

"The law faculty is also convinced."

"The normal department is more convinced."

"Serve a wool, our Chinese department is all served."

"Mizuki BBS has a good competition, such poetry, you can participate in the poetry contest issued by the Writers' Association."

Although the world has changed, no matter where it is placed, countless netizens have been scorched by this poem just by taking a look at it. Then, there were countless words of admiration, sarcasm, or scolding.

When Luo Xianxian, who was in charge of co-organizing this poetry contest, found out, this poem had been topped by thousands of people to the most popular post on the forum. Angry and anxious, he deleted the poem on the spot. It's just that the Internet is circulating so fast, how can it be okay to delete it. Even if this poem was deleted on Mizuki BBS, this praise of Baiyun quickly spread all over the Internet.

"Everyone. Everybody. I found a divine poem, let's take a look. ”

"What divine poem?"

"No, the white clouds in the sky are so white, really. Very white, very white, very white. Very, very, very, very white, very white. The first white in the world is simply dead in vain. Yes...... How about this poem. ”

"Poof...... Brighten my dog's eyes, this poem is too bullish. ”

"My eyes, my eyes."

"So that's what those poets wrote."

"I kind of get it. Why do those poets moan every day? Yin, writing such poems is also called a poet. Fart poet. ”

"To hell with modern poetry, return my Tang and Song poems."

"Resolutely resist modern poetry and restore ancient poetry."

A song of praise for white clouds came out. It literally blinded everyone's eyes.

Subsequently, under the influence of this poem, a series of poems that imitated the poem also appeared.

Netizen "Michelle" created "Praise for the Meeting" based on this: "Look up and ask God what earthlings like to do the most? God said: I love meetings, I really love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, ......I love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, I love meetings, I

Netizen "Southern Cottage" wrote "Praise for Beijing's Traffic": "The convoy on the Fourth Ring Bridge is really congested, really, very congested, very congested, very, very congested, especially congested, extremely congested, extremely congested, thieves blocked, it's just blocked, ah......"

A netizen who lost by speculating in stocks also wrote a "praise for the stock market": The A-share market is really green today, really, very green, very green, very green, very green, extremely green, thief green, it's just green, ah......"

A netizen who recently watched "I am a bookiac" also wrote a "praise for me as a bookmaniac" after reading the novel: Today I am very watery for book-madness, really, very watery, very, very watery, special water, very water, extremely water, thief water, water is dead, ah......

Netizen "Yang Yi" used this format to satirize Huang Yifan: "The bad poems you wrote are really bad, really, very bad, very bad, very bad, extremely bad, extremely bad, thieves, it's just rotten, ah......"

A "Praise for Baiyun" detonated everyone's urine spots, and countless people were stunned, and the poems that sprayed water after watching it poured into the Internet like a wave of river water. At this time, major media have also watched this phenomenon. and reprinted "Praise for Baiyun", and for a while, the poem became a big news hotspot and occupied people's attention.

Influenced by this, a series of scholars and experts also started a crazy spit on modern poetry at this time.

A certain scholar said that I used to admire those poets, and I felt that they were very powerful in writing poetry, and they were very powerful people, just like reading ancient poems when I was a child, and I felt that they were like those poets in ancient poems, and they were very great. But today, after reading this "Praise for Baiyun", I finally understood that this is how the so-called poet was born.

"Luo Xiang", who is well-known and is also an expert in the field of science and spectrum, is in his micro. Bo Shang publicly wrote, "In fact, the so-called modern poetry should have withdrawn from the Chinese literary scene a long time ago, including those so-called poets. Look at the poems they wrote, break up the long sentences and make it a modern poem. At the same time, Luo Xiang also disclosed several secrets for writing modern poems, Luo Xiang said, "Record a sentence of a 4-year-old child, according to the sentences they spoke, this is a modern poem."

Second, if you meet someone who stutters, congratulations, he is actually a modern poet, you have to communicate with him more, and maybe a masterpiece will be born.

Third, of course, there may be fewer people who stutter, but there are more foreigners. When you meet a foreigner who is learning Chinese, you will find that he is more poet than any other Chinese poet, and by the way, you can learn more from him. ”

Finally, Luo Xiang emphasized again. The irony on the Internet is not entirely from "praise for white clouds", at most, it can only be said that this poem is just the fuse for everyone's doubts about modern poetry and poets. Even without this poem, the general public has already had great doubts about those poets. People are not surprised to ask, what kind of poems have you written over the years.

Another insider, who did not want to be named, attacked the modern poetry scene even more violently, saying, "In fact, there are few poets who can write poetry in the so-called modern poetry and poetry circle. Many of them want to pour the name of a poet on their heads and do some literary hooliganism. If you ask him to write poetry, he will either not write it, or you will question him and say what poetry you know. It seems that the poems they write can only be understood by those who are very, very discerning. ”

"I'm a little afraid to look at the poetry contest that the Writers' Association will hold in a few days, and I look at the media reports, and it is said that all major media are advocating that everyone write poetry on behalf of poetry. Hehe, I can't believe it. When someone writes a modern poem like "In Praise of the White Clouds", what should they do about it? ”

"In fact, I want to say that the praise of Baiyun is already a very good modern poem. Although he doesn't have much meaning, at least he has been circulated and has meaning in itself. However, there are countless poems circulating in the modern poetry world that cannot be understood no matter how you look at them. But these poems are regarded as their masterpieces by those poets, and they have obtained an extremely lofty status as poets. I think this should be the greatest sorrow of modern poetry. ”

Even the popular online novel author No. 1 Bai in the world also stood up at this time and made a joke about the modern poetry and poetry circle, "There was a famous poet who commented on online novels in the media, and he said that he didn't read much online novels, but they looked quite white. Only now did I realize that I was not white enough compared to the poems they wrote. Even if my pen name is the first white in the world. ”

A small poem, no one would have thought that it would cause such a big repercussion.

Of course, what I didn't expect was the Huaguo Writers Association.

While they tried to prepare to support modern poetry on the front foot, they found that all their previous efforts had been in vain.

Seeing that poem, a few poems, within a few hours, several leaders of the Chinese Writers Association were almost dumbfounded.

Nima.

Which bastard wrote this modern poem?

Daddy.

Is there such a thing as a harm to modern poetry?

If it weren't for the fact that they didn't know which guy wrote this poem, they really wanted to strangle that girl directly.

It's just that, so to speak, but they still have to stand up and explain modern poetry.

The article said, "Modern poetry occupies an important position in the Chinese literary circle, and since the creation of modern poetry in the Ming Dynasty, great achievements and outstanding contributions have been made. Although modern poetry has suffered a certain bottleneck in recent years, modern poetry is by no means the same as the poems circulated on the Internet. Modern poets have their own unique ideological realm, and I believe that the poetry contest to be held in the next few days will make everyone's eyes shine, and I hope that everyone can support and tolerate modern poetry more. ”

It's just a pity that when the Chinese Writers Association issued an explanation, Huang Yifan followed closely behind and published a poem again. In addition, Huang Yifan also wrote in the second nonsense poem, "Seeing so many friends who support and care about me on the Internet, U Reading (www.ukanshu.cm) is very moved, since everyone likes the poems I write so much, then, I will write another poem to dedicate to everyone." ”

After writing, Huang Yifan took out another poem, which is also a classic poem.

If you really want to give me money.

"If You Really Want to Give Me Money": My bank account number is as follows: China Merchants Bank, 6225××××74, Huang XX, China Construction Bank, 4367××××13, Huang XX, Industrial and Commercial Bank of China 6222××××30, Huang XX......

Taking over the wave of the poem "Praise for Baiyun", if you really want to give me money as soon as it appeared, after laughing countless spectators, modern poetry was completely driven off the altar by these two extremely spoofed poems, and became the talk of everyone's after-dinner conversation.

So far, modern poetry has also been crippled by Huang Yifan accidentally.

However, there are still some poets of modern poetry who are not convinced. I secretly made up my mind that I must let those who ridicule modern poetry see what real modern poetry is. It's just that they don't know. When they secretly made up their minds, what awaited them was the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves. (To be continued.) Enable the new URL