The Hearthstone Tavern was bustling today, sparked by a blue notice posted at the gate by a herald from Stormwind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Mammoth year?

"Mammoth?"

"Whatever he is a sea monster, a mammoth, he's a scum in front of Lao Tzu's scimitar and claws, isn't he, brothers?" With a burst of ridicule from the out-of-gas Grand Chief Garrosh, the pirates around him burst into laughter, but one of them couldn't laugh, after all, he went from lame to lame, "I should be considered a work injury! However, all it brought was another laugh.

Sal, another outdated big chieftain, also smiled silently, put away the rusty ghost claws, and stroked a large number of new green toys, "I didn't expect that Aya, this little girl really has two brushes, this gadget is not bad."

On the other side, Kane, the former leader of the Minotaurs, comforted the current Great Chieftain Queen Xi. "I didn't expect you to be after Woking left... What kind of grudge do they have with the tribe?" Queen Xi was still cold, "It's okay, I don't have time to play games with you, after drinking this cup, I still have to go to the Great Secret Realm.... Ahem, I mean it's going to fight the Burning Legion, and it's up to you to fight that red bald head in the tavern. "Garrosh is not worthy to rule the Horde!" Lao Niu angrily hammered the table, but he didn't expect to inadvertently activate his racial talent, and the people around him fell into dizziness.

In the corner of the tavern, Nefarian packed his belongings and teased his old rival over and over again,

"Hey, I said big screw, I didn't expect you to go with me, didn't you have to purify everything before?"

"What's the use of me staying here by myself when you're gone? I'll leave it to my brother at the tavern, it's not popular to dribble people now, they all like to watch people's milk balls... Uh, I mean the milk man who watched the ball," Big Screw cleared his throat, "Your Black Dragon Legion has also packed its bags?"

"Yes, there are some troublesome fellows who want to go back to Blackstone Mountain with me, and the dwarf king said that he can't rest assured that his wife will be relieved, and there is a little blue dragon who wants to go with me. ”

"Blue dragon, aren't you catching a red dragon?"

"I don't understand, maybe Mari (Go) wants it to come to me to experience life."

"Don't listen to Malygos BB, this is jealousy, jealousy of his little brother..."

"Target! Turquoise—" The Northrenders raised their swords and shouted their usual slogans, but the corners of their eyes moistened for some reason, and they understood what they were without a goal.

Other mages in ice blue robes also left silently, unwilling to join a small force of the Dark Gold Cult, but their unique skills were about to be lost in the great wheel of history.

"I can't stay with you anymore, Malfurion's treatment has been good lately, let's leave it at that" A goblin from Gakison was negotiating with Valeera,

"No, you're thinking about it, I've got lucky coins here," Valera had never whispered so much.

"You're a forged lucky coin! Don't insult my expertise, okay? I can't recognize one after all these years? You can't even stealth now, so you're embarrassed to call it a stalker? Hmph, let's go. To Valeera's surprise, two task-loving people around her followed the goblin dwarf.

"Watch your backs!" Valiera angrily pulled out her dagger and wanted to go up and backstab!" Save your strength, Blood Elf," a cold voice came from behind her, "Your era of miracles has passed, and it will be up to me to lead you to victory." ”

Valilla looked back angrily, "What are you?" A fully armed Night Elf appeared, "I came here in pursuit of sin, and I was ready to capture you before you were ready"

Anduin, who was already the king, walked to the bar with a smile on his face and patted the old warlock who was drinking an unknown liquid, "Yanzu, I heard that you finally paid the price for your strength?"

"Hmph, stinky boy, don't be complacent, isn't your dragon army also falling apart?"

It's okay, my spy is coming, and more people will help me. ”

"Your light is so clean..."

"Of course, the Light will bring victory!"

The entrance to the tavern was also crowded with several groups of people.

"I'm leaving, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Renault raised his cowboy hat in greeting.

"Can't you stay for a while?" I teach you to make a fortune," Kazakus reluctantly took Renault's hand.

"Well, Sect Master, you are indeed very interesting, and I have seen many magical potions, but there is a much larger world waiting for me to adventure, and my team is waiting for me, and I am waiting to meet you again in that wild world. ”

"When I retire next year, I'll go!"

"Old friend, it seems that I will not be able to accompany you for afternoon tea in the future," said Sir Finley, wiping his glasses.

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, (didn't expect you to be leaving so soon). ”

"It's okay, you still have Fenjie to accompany you, he is very popular, and he can always pull a bunch of friends to play with you. ”

"Wow, whoa, lala, lala! (He?he's ignoring me, he's always looking for dirt!)"

"Hahaha, I heard that he has also had a good relationship with Li Yajun recently. ”

"Wow dig dig, wow wow wow lala (take care of yourself, take me hello if you meet the old blind)"

"By all means, I'll see you later!"

"Brother, are you going to leave again?" Magni embraced his brother.

"No way, brother, you know my temper, the king or something, you are here, what I need is a gorgeous adventure!"

"Well, it seems that I can't keep you, so let's do it, I'll give you my most capable officer as a guard, and Tuhat will be on the list!"

"Here!"

"Brother, this is the strongest knight I know in the Silver and White League, his ability is beyond doubt, may he protect your safety. ”

"Thank you, brother, when you have time, come out in the wild world to play, and Tuhat and I will show you what is really interesting outside Ironforge. ”

"Okay, take care, my brother, I'll be left with you after your brother goes to the grave hub!" Looking at the distant backs of his brother and the female knight, the old king was reluctant to leave...

“GTMDBB!” Outside the door, a part of the drunken sergeant shouted,

This is the first time to open the book also. Author Ziyun: After experiencing a dream, he hid the real thing, and said this book "Stone Record" through psychic, so it is called "Zhen Shiyin" Yunyun. But what is written in the book? I am not as honest as his skirt, I am really ashamed, regret and useless, there is no way to do it. On this day, I want to compile an episode of the sins of the past that I have relied on in the past, when I am clothed in brocade clothes, and when I am rich and fat, I will betray the grace of my father's and brother's education, and bear the virtue of the discipline of my teachers and friends, so that today I have no skills and half a lifetime of sin, so as to tell the world; Therefore, the thatched rafters, the rope bed and tile stove are not enough to hinder my arms; Although I don't know how to learn, why don't I use the fake village dialect to put on a performance? Can you break the boredom for a while, wake up the eyes of the same people, isn't it also appropriate?", so it is called "Jia Yu Village" Yunyun. The words "dream" and "fantasy" are used in the middle of the article, but they are the purpose of this book, and it also reminds the reader.

Judge, where did this book come from? Although it is almost absurd, it is quite interesting to play carefully. However, it is said that when the Nuwa clan was refining stones to make up for the sky, they refined 36,500 stubborn stones 12 zhang high and 24 zhang square in the Wuji Cliff of the Great Wilderness Mountain. Emperor Nawa only used 36,500 yuan, and only one piece was left unused and discarded under the Qinggang Peak. Who knows that after this stone has been exercised, the spirituality has been passed, and it can be big or small. Because he saw that all the stones had to make up for the sky, he was not allowed to be selected if he had no talent, so he felt sorry for himself and was sad day and night. One day when mourning, I saw a monk coming from afar, born with extraordinary bones, rich and different, came to the bottom of this green ridge peak, sat on the ground and talked. Seeing this bright and clean stone, and shrinking into a fan pendant, it is very lovely. The monk put it in his palm and said with a smile: "The body is also a spiritual thing, but it has no real benefits." I have to engrave a few more words, so that everyone will know that you are a strange thing when they see it, and then take you to the prosperous and prosperous state, the family of poetry and hairpins, the prosperous land of flowers and willows, and the gentle and rich country. When the stone heard this, he was overjoyed, and asked, "I don't know what words I can engrave, where to take it?" The monk smiled and said, "Don't ask, you will naturally understand in the future." When he had finished speaking, he put his sleeves on his sleeves and drifted away with the man, but he did not know where he was thrown.

I don't know how many generations have passed, because there is an empty Taoist who visits the Tao to seek immortals, and passes under the nonsensical cliff and green ridge peak of this great barren mountain. Suddenly, I saw a big stone with clear handwriting on it, compiling the calendar. Looking at it from the beginning, it turned out to be a stubborn stone that was carried into the red dust and led to the other shore by the vast master and the insignificant real person; it describes the fallen country, the place of reincarnation, as well as family trivialities, boudoir leisure, poetry and riddles, but it is also complete. It's just that the dynasty is old, and there is no test for loss. There is another cloud behind it: there is no talent to make up for the sky, and it will be in vain for a long time. After reading it once, he knew that this stone had some origins, so he said to the stone: "Brother Shi, this story of yours, according to your own words, is a little interesting, so it is engraved here, with the intention of telling the legend of the world." In my opinion, the first is that there is no age to be examined, and the second is that there is no good government of great sages and great loyalty, the management of the court, and the management of customs, and there are only a few strange women, who are either in love or infatuated, or small and talented. Even if I copied it, it would not be a strange book. The stone replied: "Why should my teacher be too stupid! I think that the dynasties of the wild history have been nothing more than the fame of the Han and Tang dynasties; Moreover, in the wild history, or slander the monarch, or demean the wife and daughter, **vicious, innumerable; As for the books such as talented and beautiful women, they opened their mouths again 'Wenjun', full of 'Zijian', a thousand parts, a thousand people, and in the end, they can't help but get involved in prostitution. The author only wants to write his own two love poems, so he pretends to make the names and surnames of the male and female, and a villain must be added to stir up the chaos, like a clown in the play. The more disgusting one, 'the one who cares', is irrational and literal, very unsympathetic, and self-contradictory. Although I dare not say that they are better than all the people in the books of the previous generation, I can also dispel my sorrow and depression by looking at the original story of their deeds; In the meantime, the joys and sorrows, the ups and downs, all follow the traces, and they dare not dig a little to lose their truth. I only hope that when the world wakes up from drunkenness, or when avoiding things and eliminating sorrows, they will play with this, not only to wash the old and renovate, but also to save some life and strength, and not to seek falsehood. What do I mean?"

Hearing this, the empty man thought for a long time and reviewed the "Stone Record" again. Because I saw that the above gist was just a romance, it was just a record of it, and there was no disease of prostitution when it was hurt, so I copied it back from beginning to end, and heard the legend of the world. Since then, the empty Taoist people have changed their name to the love monk because of the empty color, and changed the "Stone Record" to "Love Monk Record". Donglu Kongmei Creek inscribed "Fengyue Baojian". Later, because Cao Xueqin was in the mourning red Xuan, she read it for ten years, added and deleted it five times, compiled it into a catalog, divided it into chapters, and inscribed it "The Twelve Hairpins of Jinling", and the title was a must. This is the origin of "The Story of Stones". Poetry: The paper is full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears. Duyun is an idiot, who understands the taste!

The origin of "The Record of the Stone" is clear, but I don't know who and what is written on the stone? According to the book cloud on the stone: On that day, the land fell to the southeast, and there was a Gusu city in the southeast, which was the gate in the city, and it was the most rich and noble place in the red dust. There is a ten-mile street outside this gate, there is a Renqing lane in the street, there is an ancient temple in the lane, because the place is narrow, everyone calls it "gourd temple". Next to the temple lives a hometown eunuch, surnamed Zhen Fei Zi Shiyin, his wife Feng, virtuous temperament, and deep understanding of etiquette. Although his family is not very wealthy, the local people also promote him as a prominent family. Because this Zhen Shi is quiet and tranquil, he does not think of fame, and only enjoys watching flowers and planting bamboos, drinking wine and reciting poetry every day, but he is a first-class figure of immortals. It's just one shortcoming: over half a hundred years old, no children under her knees, and only a girl named Yinglian, who is three years old.

One day in the hot summer, Shi Yin sat in the study, tired of throwing books, sleeping a few times, and walked to one place in a hazy way, not knowing where it was. Suddenly, a monk came to the room, and they talked about it. I only heard the Taoist ask: "What do you want to do with this thing?" The monk smiled and said: "Don't worry, now that there is a period of romantic public affairs that should be closed, this dry affair has not yet been reincarnated into the world." Taking advantage of this opportunity, he carried this object in it and made him experience it. The man said: "It turns out that the recent affair will cause another catastrophe, but I don't know where it started and where it ended?" The monk said: "This matter is funny.