The night is like ink. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At some point, there was a storm on the sea, and a little rain drifted in the sky. In the drowsy night, a fishing boat was bustling in the waves, but it stubbornly sailed towards the established course.

The night was so quiet that there was only the sound of the waves, and the boat didn't know how long it had been running, but a sharp alarm suddenly came from afar, "We are the Xiangjiang Royal Marine Police, the boat in front listened, stopped immediately, and accepted inspection!" Again, stop immediately and get checked! ”

It's like dropping a bomb that has squeezed the cargo hold under the fishing boat, and the drowsy crowd has been blown up by the waves! The people who were idle playing cards in the upper cabin also jumped for a while, and it became a mess.

"Boss, boss, it's not good, it's the Marine Police Special Police Detachment!" Someone on the boat picked up a telescope and looked at it, and exclaimed.

"What should I do, big man? Strip boat fast! I'll catch up soon! ”

"his mother! For this remote ghost place, there are still dead strips to patrol in the middle of the night? ”

"What are you panicking about! It's not the first time! A middle-aged man with a scar on his forehead shouted angrily. What a obscurity! Dadong, go and do things! The old rules. ”

"Yes, big guy!" A lean young man beside him nodded heavily, drew the short gun at his waist, skillfully pulled the magazine a few times, waved his hand to greet the two men, and turned around and walked under the cabin.

After a while, more than twenty men and women in the cabin with panicked expressions were quickly taken to the deck.

Soon, plop! Thump! There is a constant sound of heavy objects smashing into the sea.

"Do you see the hillbillies? Swim over, and in front of you is the big Xiangjiang River in the world of flowers! Mountains of gold and silver are waiting for you! Jump all for me! ”

"No, big brother, I'm ...... Ah, please stop fighting! I can't jump, I can't jump! Give a lifebuoy! After getting rid of the bad guy, you must sail to pick us up! ”

"So much nonsense! Let's go down! And that you, hurry! Wait for me to kick you! Do you want to be sent back to your hometown? ”

"No, no, I, I'm going to Daxiangjiang to fish the world! Ah, die and die! With a heroic shout, he jumped down into the dark sea with the people in front of him, and was soon swept away by the waves and disappeared.

Under the coercion of the fierce god and bully, in the blink of an eye, the stowaways on the boat or dragged a wooden plank, or anything that could float, jumped into the dangerous waves one by one.

"Boy, you're the only one left, don't you jump yet?" A strong man with a face full of flesh and a green dragon tattoo on his chest, holding a thick baseball bat, walked viciously to a tall and thin young man in a green cloth shirt in the corner.

The young man was not panicked, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the three young girls who were trembling with fear next to him, and said calmly: "The sea is cold, they will die!" Let them go in a boat, and I'll jump! ”

The tattooed strong man raised his eyebrows, took the bat and slapped the young man's back, as if he had encountered something funny, and laughed: "Little North guy, which green onion are you?" I want to learn how to save beauty as a hero! If you don't jump, I'll just throw you down! With that, he suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed the young man's collar.

The young man did not panic, his body moved, and he quickly slid behind the opponent, and slammed a knife into the back of the opponent's neck. A strong man of more than 100 pounds, in the exclamation of his two companions, fell unbelievably.

"Brother Lin!"

"Arin!"

The young man named Dadong, his forehead was bruised, his eyes were like fire, his hand was raised, and the muzzle of the black hole was silently aimed at the young man.

The young man was as agile as a leopard, rushed forward with an arrow step, flew up and kicked the gun in Dadong's hand, and at the same time turned his elbow and slammed it back, and the two of them were knocked to the ground by him twice.

"Lesbian, the Xiangjiang Public Security will be here soon, you should go home and live a good life." The young man turned his head and said softly with a frown, an inexplicable sadness in his eyes.

The girls were stupid, cowered in the corner, and couldn't stop nodding. The movement in the stern alarmed the other accomplices in the cabin, who grabbed their weapons and hurried out of the barn door, about to run towards the deck.

"You guys hide it, I'll deal with them!" The young man's eyebrows twisted, and Huo Ran stood up.

Two muffled gunshots the size of beans rang out briefly, and soon the noisy fishing boats were calm again, leaving only a few faint moans of humming chirps. Fishing boats drift alone in the undulating waves.

"Brothers, all of you are united in overcoming all difficulties! Come on, come on! Not far ahead is Xiangjiang! ”

"Brother Zhang, I heard that there is a diamond mountain in Xiangjiang, is there really a diamond there?"

"! If there are diamonds, it won't be your turn to pick them up, but when you go to Xiangjiang, it must be a paradise on earth, where there is a very delicious soda, called Coke! Ouch, what bites my foot? Somebody swim over and pull me! ”

"Oh my God! It's a big shark! Leave him alone, everyone run for their lives! ”

"Help! Help, who's going to save me? ”

"Don't panic! Homosexuals! Grab my hand! ”

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In the early summer of May, at sunset, the sky has not yet darkened, and people who have had dinner have gone out of their homes. The cinema across the narrow street is crowded with people, and the adults are tired from a long day's work, but they are still excited to bring their children in the evening, and the whole family walks into the only rural cinema in the squatter area of Diamond Hill. For the poor living in squatter areas, watching a movie as a family is a rare pastime besides watching television.

"Sell melon seeds, fragrant and crispy melon seeds! Pentagon pack! ”

"Sugarcane 5 jiao one! It's not sweet, you don't need money, come and buy it! "The fine label stood by the tricycle stall, and kept selling it to pedestrians on the street." Fragrant and crispy salted peanuts—"

"Xiaofen, you must make up for it this time, Brother Sam and Mai Bald in "Best Partner" are really funny! Hey, boss, 2 packs of melon seeds. Two schoolgirls came running over and were discussing the plot of the movie that was about to be shown in the small theater.

"Biao Zai, weigh half a catty of salted peanuts for your aunt."

"Fine-marked, peel three sugar canes for us! Hurry up, hurry up, the movie is about to start! ”

Busy sending away a wave of customers before the movie starts, the fine mark looked up, and was surprised to find a young man standing not far away, quietly looking at him in a daze.

"It's this dumb look again!" The fine mark was anxious, but he didn't know what to do. In the three days that Brother Dong woke up, he often sat quietly alone, his eyes confused. The blow to his head made him amnesia, and he couldn't remember many things. The fine mark is very guilty, if it wasn't for helping himself block that stick, Brother Dong wouldn't have become what he is now!

Xibiao put down the things in his hand, hurriedly greeted him, and said with concern: "Brother Dong, why did you come out?" Dr. Huang told you that you need to recuperate at home for a few days! I know you want to recover your memory quickly, but this kind of thing has to be done slowly, not in a hurry! ”

Cheng Weiliang shook his head slightly, showed a smile, and said calmly: "It's okay, just come out to breathe, don't treat me as a porcelain doll!" ”

Heaven forbid! Since Brother Dong woke up, it was the first time that Xibiao had seen him smile so calmly.

"Brother Dong, have you recovered your memory? I feel like you're a little different! Fine mark's eyes lit up and he asked with surprise.

"I remembered something." Cheng Weiliang said that he now only has a small part of the memory of the original owner in his mind. In the three days he woke up, he was greatly stimulated by the fact that he had become another person overnight, and he was extremely suspicious and resistant to the people around him. Only today does he have to accept that this is not his neurophante! He really went back from the new century to the 80s of the twentieth century! The real soul traveled to a young man named Zhou Guodong who smuggled from the mainland to Xiangjiang more than three months ago!

"Your mother broke her leg, and your brother has no money to pay the bride price after paying the medical bills, so you have to earn more money to buy nutritional products and send them back to your hometown, right?" Cheng Weiliang curiously observed the pedestrians on the street, turned his head and suddenly asked.

Yes? The fine mark was obviously stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Yes! ”

"Then today, let me help you out of the stall." Cheng Weiliang suddenly wanted to experience the feeling of being a street vendor.

"You're setting up a stall?" The mouth of the fine mark is wide open, and it almost becomes an O-shape!

Of course, Cheng Weiliang could hear the surprise of his good brother, but he just smiled: "I remember that when I helped you out of the stall, the business was often three percent better than usual, didn't it?" ”

"Yes, that's right! Brother Dong, your popularity is better than mine, and the neighbors love to take care of your business. At most, we can net twenty or thirty dollars a night! The fine mark scratched his head, a little embarrassed. Brother Dong was brought into the Diamond Hill wooden house area by him, but it was only a month, and the neighbors on the mountain, and even his fellow villagers in Guancheng, treated Brother Dong closer than him, an old neighbor who had been with him for several years! There is no way, who let Brother Dong, although he doesn't like to talk or laugh, but he is often silent, so he helped a family repair the seats, doors and windows, and repair the leaky roof!

Of course, there is another reason why he is not easy to say, those little girls and some unserious women also like to patronize Brother Dong's business. Brother Dong didn't like to come out to set up a stall because there were always indecent women who accosted him.

"Sell melon seeds! Watch movies and eat melon seeds! It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's a pack of five dimes! Cheng Weiliang walked to the stall, rolled up his sleeves, learned to mark the fine mark in a good manner, and shouted to passers-by.

Not to mention, Cheng Weiliang's loud voice really attracted a few little girls who looked like junior high school students who were about to run to the cinema to turn to his side. The customer came to the door so quickly, Cheng Weiliang happily showed a professional smile: "Buy 5 packs and get a sugarcane, buy peanuts and get sugarcane, little sister, which kind of do you want?" ”

"Hehe, we want 5 packs of melon seeds, and you can help me peel the sugarcane yourself." Cheng Weiliang was a hawker for the first time, and he thought that his smile was absolutely kind, and these little girls watched him giggling for a while before a boyish-looking girl spoke.

"He just smiled at us!"

"He's not really going to be stupid like a legend, is he?"

"I still like the way he didn't smile at all before, he was cool! Hee-hee! ”

Waiting for these little girls to leave, Cheng Weiliang faintly heard some of their vague discussions behind his back, Cheng Weiliang turned his head and asked the fine mark: "Do I know them?" ”

"Uh...... I don't know! A bunch of crazy dead girls! Just ignore them. The fine mark hurriedly said.

Oh, Cheng Weiliang didn't bother to explore, and continued to shout. Hearing that there was a bargain, many passers-by who didn't want to buy it also came to patronize, and the stall business improved a lot for a while.

"Oh, Ami, let's go, let's buy melon seeds." Fine Biao suddenly heard a woman's surprised voice behind him, the voice was a little familiar, Fine Biao turned around and looked, secretly screaming bad luck! Three women with bright makeup are coming, and sure enough, it's them again!

"Brother, Sister Xiu is here to help you again! Long time no see! As soon as the three women came, they threw flattering eyes at Cheng Weiliang, and the foxy woman named Ah Xiu turned to the car stall, stretched out her Qianqian orchid finger, and put it on Cheng Weiliang's shoulder.

"Hey!" Seeing this indiscriminate woman, he came to pester Brother Dong again, he hurriedly stopped, stepped forward to separate this woman, and said righteously: "Ladies and sisters, I don't do your business!" Go away! ”

"Hey, Brother Abiao is so angry! We're here to buy your stuff, and we're not going to give you money? ”

"Hee-hee, dumped by your girlfriend? Do you want my sister to accompany you to quench your anger? ”

"You can't drive away customers in business, are you right, brother?" Ah Xiu looked through the fine mark, and only threw a wink at Cheng Weiliang behind him.

Cheng Weiliang grabbed the fine mark that was about to break out, and said with a smile: "Everyone who comes is a guest, and of course serious business must be done." I wonder how many girls want to buy something? ”

The woman named Ami exclaimed, "Ouch, the wood has opened, and the thousand-year-old iron tree has bloomed!" Sister Xiu, he finally smiled at you! ”

Ah Xiu squinted her eyes and smiled crookedly, "Brother, you just said that you bought five melon seeds and got one free, so if I buy more, what will you give me?" ”

"Buy 5 packs get 1 pack free, or get 1 sugar cane, buy more get more!" Cheng Weiliang kept smiling.

"Then don't send sugar cane, you can give the three of us sisters a kiss on one side, okay?" Ah Xiu blinked her charming eyes and said with a smile. Seeing that Cheng Weiliang's face sank, and Brother Abiao next to him was about to run away, she sneered and raised her previous seductive posture, "Okay, stupid, don't joke about you!" I want all the melon seeds on the stage, and the peanut scale is 5 catties! ”

"All of them?" Cheng Weiliang was a little surprised, there were at least 50 bags of melon seeds on the stall, the amount was so large, it was obviously more cost-effective to buy bulk scales.

"Of course! It's rare to have a chance to take advantage of you, so I naturally want to buy more! Ah Xiu said ambiguously, and ate Cheng Weiliang's tofu again.

Cheng Weiliang ignored her verbal teasing, and reported the number in a calm tone: "55 bags of melon seeds 27." 5 yuan, 15 yuan for 5 catties of peanuts, 16 sugarcane for free, and a total of 42 yuan for erasing the odds. Thank you for your patronage! Welcome back! ”

Ah Xiu handed over the fifty yuan bill, and said coquettishly: "Oh, I bought so much at once, it's so heavy, and the building is so high!" As he spoke, he looked at Cheng Weiliang with his eyes.

Cheng Weiliang smiled bitterly, and was about to speak, but the fine mark stepped forward, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll send it!" ”

Ah Xiu took a lipstick, wrote an address in his notebook, tore off a handful and stuffed it into Cheng Weiliang's hand, "Remember this address, come and play with us when you have time." Bye! He smiled lightly and floated away.

"It's all immodest women, dancing girls in nightclubs! Don't get close to them, several fellows I know have been deceived by this kind of woman! The fine label reminded worriedly while packing the goods.

"Do you often have little girls and women like this come to watch me?" Cheng Weiliang asked thoughtfully.

Fine Marks nodded awkwardly.

Cheng Weiliang smiled and patted the thin mark on the shoulder, "Actually, you don't have to worry!" I don't think that person named Ah Xiu is a bad person, I don't think she really wants to hook me into doing bad things, she ...... I think I like to tease a piece of wood like me to relieve psychological pressure. Some women are under pressure at work, so they will do some inexplicable things! I used to be a female colleague in the office, and I always liked to tease the little fresh meat around me to relieve stress! ”

Cheng Weiliang stood on the side of the street, looking out at the vast area of slum wooden houses that stretched from the mountains to the foot of the mountains in the distance, and suddenly felt something in his heart.

In one day, I went from China to Paris. Overnight, he was inexplicably displaced from Paris to Xiangjiang.

The urban white-collar workers with SLR cameras have now become the vendors in the stinking slums! I have also become a little fresh meat that others watch and tease!

"Your office? What is small fresh meat, is it a delicious thing? The fine mark scratched his head, a little puzzled. Brother Dong's words and deeds are so strange today, and his personality is completely different from before he was injured! Is Brother Dong's brain back to normal, or is it still abnormal?