Chapter 351: The Tragic Jiang Bufan
Jiang Bufan's change without warning made Bai Junyi vigilant, this thing didn't react like this when he heard that he was going to take him to a bar and nightclub, and the excitement seemed to be bursting blood vessels, but he was such a professional and sullen old sling for thirty years, but he suddenly stood on the side of justice seriously, this ...... It can only mean that there is danger!
Bai Junyi's hairs stood on end.
I saw Captain Bai smile slightly, and said to Jiang Bufan: "Of course I can't betray my beloved Ning Ning, and I won't do anything to be sorry for her, to be honest, if you didn't tell me that you really want to come to the bar to be a girl, I wouldn't have come to such a place, what I hate most in my life is these places full of darkness and pornography!"
Jiang Bufan looked at Bai Junyi in disbelief with a shocked face, his mouth moved, but he couldn't say a word of rebuttal for a long time, because Bai Junyi, who was facing him, was warning him with fierce eyes not to be noisy, and noisy will not teach you kung fu.
Although Bai Junyi didn't say it, the look in his eyes was ...... Jiang Bufan felt that he understood.
Jiang Bufan hesitated for a long time, and he found that he could only choose the latter between noisy and back-the-back kung fu, so he could only look at Bai Junyi aggrievedly.
Frankly speaking, it is really a very creepy thing for a thirty-year-old man to look at you with an aggrieved face, but now that the situation is urgent, Bai Junyi squeezed out a sincere and embarrassed face, patted Jiang Bufan's shoulder and said earnestly: "I can understand that you want to get rid of your virgin status, but you have to pursue a love with a loving heart, a girl who really belongs to you, instead of wasting your youth in such a sensual place, and only pursuing the pleasure of ** will not end well, so you must." β¦β¦ Hiss...... Ouch, Goddess Tang, you tap, tap!"
Bai Junyi's sanctimonious expression didn't last enough for a minute before a snow-white wrist twisted his ears and pulled into a bitter gourd face, Bai Junyi, who turned around, had a surprised and surprised expression on his face, looked at Tang Ning and said happily: "Ning Ning, are you here? Why did you come here? Do you miss me? If you want me, call me and I'll go back, you see that you have come all the way here, what should you do if you are tired?"
"If it weren't for the fact that the Oscars had already passed, I really wanted the organizing committee to award you a Best Actor Award, it's really a pity that you don't act with your acting skills. Tang Ning sneered.
Bai Junyi's expression didn't even change for a while, and he immediately said seriously: "What are you talking about, why don't I understand? Oh, by the way, are you tired or thirsty? Hurry up and sit down and rest for a while, I'll help you get a drink, do you like orange juice or iced tea? Or pure water?"
Tang Ning sat on the sofa and snorted coldly and said, "Don't act, I saw what you did just now, even if you know each other and drive that indiscreet woman away, otherwise you will die!"
The last three words, Tang Ning squeezed out from between her teeth, and her cold eyes were obviously giving Bai Junyi the highest level of warning.
Bai Junyi sneered, leaned over to Tang Ning and said, "Where can I be, how can I really have something to do with those indiscriminate women, I just showed my apprentice how to pick up girls before, and there is absolutely no second heart." β
Saying that, Bai Junyi also pulled Jiang Bufan, who had a sad face, over to prove that he definitely didn't have the idea of actively wanting to pick up girls.
Tang Ning sneered: "You have a very high ability to pick up girls?"
Bai Junyi smiled and said to Tang Ning, "Of course it's higher...... How can I chase you if you're not high?"
Tang Ning, who was about to get angry when she heard Bai Junyi's first half of the sentence, suddenly glared at Bai Junyi with a red face, this bastard is too open-mouthed, this, such words can be said here!
In order to maintain his majesty, Tang Ning hurriedly sat down and said, "You are serious, who, who was chased by you, shameless." β
Bai Junyi said with a smile: "Face? I really want face, you touch it, this delicate and smooth face is not something that any man has, and it takes capital to be a little white face, otherwise how can you be worthy of this sacred title?"
Tang Ning was really disgusted by Bai Junyi, she pushed Bai Junyi and said, "Hurry up and get me a cup of pure water, otherwise I'm going to vomit." β
Bai Junyi groaned and went to get pure water, Tang Ning glanced at Bai Junyi's back, and felt that this man was becoming more and more shameless now.
"Miss, you've been distracted by him. Sima Runan said coldly.
Tang Ning was stunned for a moment, and then chased after Bai Junyi's back in great annoyance...... If it weren't for Sima Runan's reminder, she would have almost been fooled, this bastard was cunning to death!
As soon as Bai Junyi and Tang Ning left, Jiang Bufan's eyes naturally moved to Sima Runan's body.
At the beginning, Sima Runan could still remain calm, but under Jiang Bufan's direct gaze like a stunned man, Sima Runan's brows wrinkled deeper and deeper, and wrinkled deeper and deeper......
Jiang Bufan coughed, he suddenly stood up, Sima Runan immediately looked over vigilantly, this, what is this guy going to do!
I saw Jiang Bufan slowly take off his coat with a calm face, throw it on the sofa, and then unbutton the two buttons on his shirt, revealing a strong chest muscle like a small steel plate, and stretched out his hand to mess up his bangs, but tragically found that his head did not even have a hair of more than three centimeters......
With a dry cough, Jiang Bufan told himself not to care about these details, and then tried to recall the actions and eyes of Bai Junyi hooking up with the girl before, picked up a glass of wine on the coffee table, and said to Sima Runan affectionately: "Can I invite you to a glass of wine?" Snow Mountain Tears, this is one of my favorite cocktails, pure vodka from the vast Russian Far East is the purest alcoholic beverage that can never be made by a small domestic workshop, plus Icelandic tea and snow water melted in the morning sun on the top of the iceberg, mixed with a spoonful of the best sweet wine produced by Casa Sicilia Winery, so that it has a touch of fruity aroma and more than 45% sugar in addition to the refreshing, and what is more wonderful is to mix out this red color that is unique in the world, making it like a girl's most affectionate tears, snow mountain tears, in my eyes you are the purest snow mountainγ β
If Captain Bai was here, he would definitely be shocked that Jiang Bufan's memory was so good, and he repeated what he had only said once in full.
But...... But!
Many methods like jack-of-all-trades are definitely not suitable for everyone, and different strategies must be used to deal with different girls, Jiang Bufan quickly understood this profound truth.
Sima Runan calmly glanced at the wine glass in Jiang Bufan's hand, and said calmly: "It's just the simplest cocktail made with simple vodka and flavored liquor, where is there any Icelandic tea and the so-called morning light on the top of the iceberg? Are you kidding? Unless you scoop a bucket out of the river water at the foot of the iceberg, you think it's the morning dew on the leaves that you can pick with your hand? In addition, this color and sweetness is not Icelandic tea, but Master Kong's iced black tea." β
In good conscience, Sima Runan, as a professional fourth-level wine taster, is already very careful about the wording.
Jiang Bufan kept his posture and froze in place, the vicissitudes of life on his face...... More vicissitudes.
Nima, Master, come back soon, this female goblin doesn't play her cards according to common sense!
"That's right. Sima Runan suddenly thought of something and added, looked at Jiang Bufan, and said: "Even the vodka in it is produced domestically, but it is just a foreign brand, vodka in the Russian Far East...... All the foreign liquor in domestic bars is a fake bought box by box on Taobao, don't you know?"
Jiang Bufan was really about to cry, he covered his red and swollen face as if he had been slapped, and wanted to cry without tears...... I don't know......
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At the bar, the goddess Tang, who rushed over to settle the account with great momentum, pulled Bai Junyi and beat and bit for a while, and then Bai Junyi said a few words in his ear, and he didn't know what kind of hooligan words made Goddess Tang say that her pretty face was red and bright, and she didn't continue to find Bai Junyi's trouble.
Leaning comfortably on the bar, Bai Junyi looked at the environment around the bar, shaking the wine bottle in his hand slightly, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Let's go dance!" Goddess Tang suddenly pulled Bai Junyi's sleeve and said eagerly.
Bai Junyi was stunned for a while, looked at Tang Ning suspiciously, and said, "You know ballroom dance, I don't doubt ballet, but the street dance in this bar, you know?"
"You won't, right?" Tang Ning cocked her chin proudly and hummed.
Bai Junyi laughed, jumped down from the bar chair at the bar, and said, "Just kidding, what can't I do with you man?"
"Don't take advantage of me, I played when I was in college. You wait for me. After Tang Ning finished speaking, he turned his head and found Sima Runan.
Bai Junyi walked back and saw Jiang Bufan on the sofa hanging his head as if he was a little virgin who had been raped by countless big men, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"
Jiang Bufan raised his head, with tears in his eyes, "Master......"
Listening to Jiang Bufan finish the whole thing, the corners of Bai Junyi's mouth twitched.
"Master, you fooled people! I have lost my face!" Jiang Bufan said angrily.
"Ahem, I said that you too, pretending to be forced also depends on who the object is, those bar girls who see money and are open-eyed, of course you are right to pretend to be a fan, you are not a class to play this set in front of a woman like Sima Runan. Bai Junyi hurriedly shirked his responsibility.
Before Jiang Bufan could continue to complain, he saw Bai Junyi sitting on the sofa suddenly widen his eyes and looked ahead as if he had seen a ghost, and scolded: "?"