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Everyone smiled from ear to ear, only Song Baojun, who was tightly hugged by Liu Xiyue, had a stiff face, which became a strange thing in the photo.

After the celebration ceremony, all the members had gains, and even Zhou Xiang, who would blush and stammer in the face of girls, also succeeded in getting the phone numbers of several girls, and was so excited that he was incoherent, and when he met people, he said that the peach blossoms were coming.

The members of the archaeological team who had changed their clothes in the locker room left one after another, Pang Yuhan took a shower, changed into a suit, carefully combed his hair, sprayed hairspray, and dressed up in a new look.

walked up to Song Baojun and said, "Since you have won and what I have done, you should fulfill your promise, right?"

"Oh, you mean this. ”

Pang Yuhan saw that Song Baojun's expression was cold, and he was not in a good mood when he lost the ball and was applauded by the fans, so he lowered his voice and shouted: "You don't want to regret it, I paid such a big price." Do you know that my classmates don't believe me anymore?"

"Rest easy. Song Baojun beckoned Lin Mengxian to come over: "Is there a phone number from Huo Caifeng? I want to see her within ten minutes, can you do it?"

Lin Mengxian looked at the two of them, "Oh, Brother Jun, don't worry, Huo Caifeng's Bichi, I can call her **** if she doesn't come in ten minutes!"

Pang Yuhan never expected that a girl who looked quite beautiful would come up with such ugly words, and suddenly her face was super ugly, and she didn't speak.

The celebratory crowd gradually receded, and Rong Chuanlin and the others gathered around Teacher Gu and planned to go to the restaurant for dinner together. Liu Xiyue originally wanted to wait for Song Baojun to go together, but when she saw that he was talking to Lin Mengxian's dead fat woman, her attitude was still very affectionate, and she was immediately angry. waved his hand to everyone, and said proudly: "Go to Longquan Restaurant, sister has a treat!"

"Long live my sister!"

"It is incumbent upon you to kneel and lick your sister. ”

Long Ya also wanted to go back to the dormitory to change clothes, but Song Baojun stopped him: "Ah Long, you are waiting here." ”

Since his girlfriend didn't leave, Tan Qingkai naturally stayed.

Song Baojun gave everyone cigarettes and waited by Pang Yuhan's side.

The otaku narrowed his eyes slightly, held a cigarette butt in his mouth, put his elbow on Pang Yuhan's shoulder, and kept shaking his legs, looking as obscene as he was.

Pang Yuhan frowned and said, "Can you stop smoking?"

"Yes, Xiao Hanhan, I also think that smoking is not good, it is harmful to health, and it is not good for the body. ”

Pang Yuhan smiled and nodded, and Song Baojun immediately took a turn: "But smoking has an advantage, that is, it can remove odors." Usually go to the toilet, dig out feces, pick up garbage or something, and you won't smell the smell when you smoke a cigarette. The smell of you was so strong that I had to smoke to resist. ”

Pang Yuhan's smiling face paused abruptly, "Song Baojun, who are you scolding?"

"I've been smelling it for a long time, and you're wearing Estée Lauder's 'Most Myth' fragrance, and maybe a few drops of L'Oréal's 'rainbow', which is said to mix with human hormones to create a strong attraction to the opposite sex. ”

Pang Yuhan was surprised: "Can you really smell it?"

"Both of these fragrances are good. Song Baojun has the temperament of a senior expert, "The only thing I have a problem with is that the two products of 'Most Myth' and 'Rainbow' are aimed at middle-aged and elderly women between the ages of 30 and 50. Their mixing with human hormones refers specifically to estrogen, and if mixed with male hormones, it will have the opposite effect. The dosage you have used is already too much, not to mention that the hormone is still in a state of large secretion after strenuous exercise, and the effect is even more obvious. People may not think anything, I have to smoke a cigarette to cover it up. ”

"Nonsense. Pang Yuhan didn't think so on the surface, but in fact, his face was already red to the base of his neck, and he was embarrassed that he had no place to put his hands.

Seeing him so ugly, Song Baojun smiled lightly: "However, I am a big-minded person and never force others to accept my own point of view." Since you can't change others, you can only change yourself. ”

Pang Yuhan hurriedly took off his coat stained with a strong smell of perfume and put it into a chair in the distance. couldn't help but explain to Long Ya: "Wait for Huo Caifeng to come, you have to ensure a good attitude, you must make her feel that you are sincere, I can't see the tears of girls the most." ”

"It depends. Long Ya said without being salty.

Pang Yuhan knows that women must put on makeup and change clothes when they go out, and several sets of clothes will be tried in turn, and they will not be finished for an hour without grinding. I expected to have to wait this time, so I was not in a hurry for a while, sat down calmly, took out my mobile phone and slowly flipped through it.

As soon as he opened the mobile phone chat software page of Fat Goose, the sound of high heels hitting the ground came quickly, Pang Yuhan looked up in amazement, and saw a woman almost running away, as if she was running for funeral, with a panicked expression on her face, neither makeup nor any beautiful clothes.

The woman ran eagerly, her high heels fell off, and she fell on the smooth wooden floor of the basketball court, like a classic hungry dog pounce action, and actually slid forward for a few meters, just at the feet of Song Baojun to stop castration.

"Brother Jun, are you looking for me?" The woman greeted Song Baojun with a smile on her face before she could get up, regardless of her painful knee. It's just that the contrast is too obvious, and the smile is particularly distorted and ugly.

Pang Yuhan suddenly jumped up, stepped forward to support the poor woman, and asked with a face full of regret, "Are you okay?" Even Lin Mengxian, who had a big nerve, sighed in her heart that this sissy was worthy of the title of the flower cherisher.

Unexpectedly, the woman pushed Pang Yuhan away in disgust: "Go away, don't get in the way!" and turned to Song Baojun with a flattering smile: "Brother Jun, I'm not late, am I?"

Song Baojun raised his hand to look at the quartz watch: "It's been fifteen minutes." "He has already collected the plum blossom watch given by his cousin Du Yinlang, and plans to take it home to honor his father during the holidays. Now he wears a broken watch from the trio of Draggy.

Pang Yuhan hurriedly asked in a soft voice: "Classmate, I'm sorry, are you Huo Caifeng?"

Huo Caifeng turned a blind eye to the perfume man beside him, and pleaded with Song Baojun pitifully: "Brother Jun, this point is not crowded on the bus at all from the dormitory of the Industrial and Commercial College. I ran all the way, and halfway through the race, a classmate passed by on a battery bike. Brother Jun, just forgive me this time. ”

"For the sake of Xiao Hanhan's face, I don't take it as an example. Song Baojun said coldly.

Huo Caifeng breathed a big sigh of relief, and nodded again and again: "Thank you, Brother Jun, thank you, Brother Jun." ”

Seeing this, Pang Yuhan's mouth opened widely, his chin almost fell to the ground, and his face was sluggish, so he stretched his neck and kept his head forward for a long time.

The flower cherisher, who pays attention to his own image to the point of perversion, is so out of shape, you can imagine how shocked and overwhelmed he must be in his heart.

Song Baojun said again: "Let the fairy girl call you over to apologize to you......

Before the words fell, Huo Caifeng shouted in horror: "Don't, Brother Jun, no matter what mistake my little sister makes, you still beat me!

screamed miserably, and couldn't help but kneel on the ground for a while, hugging Song Baojun's thigh and begging bitterly.

"Brother Jun, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please, let me go......"

Song Baojun waited for the other party to cry and shouted, and said, "Okay, you get up first, our fairy sister mentioned your matter to me yesterday." I think you can save it personally, forget it. ”

Huo Caifeng wiped away her tears, snot and saliva, stopped crying and asked, "Really?"

"Yes, you go back first, that incident should be over, I won't mention it again, you can do it yourself. Right, Aaron?"

Long Ya hugged his arms and nodded with a sneer on his chest.

Huo Caifeng stood up trembling, his mouth shimping, with a nervous tremor after extreme panic, and he snorted from time to time.

Song Baojun patted Pang Yuhan, who was in a petrified state: "According to the agreement, I have said goodbye to her, and I will no longer owe you anything." He strode towards the door first, and Lin Mengxian, Tan Qingkai and others followed closely behind.

I tried my best to protect the interests of a girl, and I went to other people's dormitories to brush up my sense of existence, and I made an appointment to give points in the game in exchange for benefits, and finally I didn't hesitate to offend my teammates and lose the game, what did I get in exchange?

After a long time, Pang Yuhan, who had lost his soul, came to his senses, and a sentence came out of his heart: "Just like you like coriander, I only love garlic, and the worlds of two people will never intersect." ”

He, Song Baojun, only needed to ruin all his efforts with a light sentence.

……

Rushed to Longquan Restaurant, and the wine and food were already on the table. Including members of the cheerleading team, basketball team members and Teacher Gu, Liu Xiyue arranged two tables.

At first, everyone was still a little reserved, and Song Baojun proposed that men and women sit together, and each person must be adjacent to one of the opposite sex, and the atmosphere was lively.

At the banquet, everyone was surging with words, vying to praise the cheerleaders led by Goddess Liu for cheering well, and everyone would burst out with extremely strong combat effectiveness and bravely cut down the strong enemy archaeological team. As for Song Baojun's face, who cares what he thinks at the moment?

Guo Jun even raised his wine glass and said emotionally: "When the team fell behind 0-14, everyone felt a huge frustration. However, the cheering and cheering of the cheerleaders of several sisters sounded in my ears, and then I remembered what Squad Leader Liu had said before, 'A person's life should be spent like this, and when he looks back on the past, he will not suffer because he has done nothing, because he has fought for his ideals', and suddenly my strength rushed from the Yongquan Cave to the Tianling Gai, just blocking Akagi Gangxian's way, I knew that we would definitely win. ”

If it weren't for the missing big hole in his front teeth when he spoke, this guy would have been a successful orator.

Xie Qilu, who is a sworn enemy with Liu Xiyue, did not join the cheerleading team, and Qiu Jiali, Guo Jun's pursuer, naturally did not come, so the performance was relatively normal.

Liu Xiyue scolded with a smile: "you, did I say such a thing?"

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