Chapter 41: Slapping the face and giving gifts
The Poor Beast flew extremely fast, spinning in circles like Hot Wheels, humming through the halls.
Its body was already small, and as soon as its speed became faster, everyone saw a small yellow bean remnant spinning in front of them, and a man in black stared at it twice, and his eyes almost turned into mosquito coils.
"You waste, why don't you catch it quickly, catch this worm!" Jiang Wan bled a lot from his arm, his breath became more and more insufficient, and he shouted in a hoarse voice.
He was in pain and angry, his arm was bitten by an insect, and he was injured so badly that he didn't know if he could be cured. If it can't be treated, there will be less flesh on the arm in the future, and a bone will be exposed, and it will become a special disability.
Jiang Wan couldn't imagine what it would be like, he stared at Xiao Huangdou in horror, this kind of insect is unheard of, if it bites more just now, I'm afraid it will lose its life.
Brother Jin urged vigorously beside him: "Boss, I've already called an ambulance, let's go downstairs first, don't stay here, that bug is too dangerous." ”
He saw Jiang Wan being bitten by an insect with his own eyes, and the palm-sized flesh was gone in a blink of an eye.
This is really terrifying, Jiang Wan hung a bloody arm, Yan zhòng stimulated Brother Jin's nerves, and a heavy smell of blood came to his nose, echoing with the buzzing sound of the little yellow bean, which made him even more frightened, and he vomited again and again, almost wanting to vomit.
Jiang Wan's eyes were awe-inspiring, he didn't know the danger, but he was really unwilling to just leave. He has been rampant in the circle for several years, and has long developed a rogue and domineering temperament. So Xiao Huang Dou bit him, not only did not shock him, but aroused the ferocity in his heart, and vowed to destroy Xiao Huang Dou.
At this time, Jiang Wan only had hatred and anger in his heart, and he didn't care whether he was afraid or not. It was this abominable little worm that he must pinch to death, pull out its intestines, burn it to ashes, and let it never be reborn.
"Hit with your clothes, close the door tightly, and don't let the bugs escape. Jiang Wan's lips were pale and bloodless, and the injury on his arm made his eyes dizzy, but he held on to his strength, and he had to kill Xiao Huangdou.
With his fierce and vicious appearance, he wanted to kill Xiao Huangdou completely, but the black-clothed people under his command were so frightened that their legs were weak, and everyone's faces changed color, and they didn't dare to go closer.
This bug is so scary, a thing the size of a small soybean, the lethality is so great, just bite on the arm, and a large piece of meat will be bitten away.
If this bite was not an arm, but a neck, it would have been appropriate to die on the spot.
Jiang Wan kept forcing the men in black to catch the insects, and they all trembled and stepped forward. The little yellow bean flew back and forth, left and right, and the speed was extremely fast, and several people in black were dazzled by it, and they couldn't tell where it was.
But the boss gave an order, and they had to pretend to be very hard-working, jumping up and down to chase them, in fact, they had already greeted Jiang Wan's parents in their hearts, and they wanted to have two more feet, so they quickly fled downstairs.
The gamblers squatting in the corner were already scared silly, and they all stared at Xiao Huangdou like idiots. At this time, Jiang Wan was injured, and the people in black were in a mess, and they had every chance to escape, but these people were full of horror and awe when they saw how Jiang Wan was injured, and no one dared to run out.
Everyone shrank into the corners of the walls, and they really wanted to turn themselves into photographs, put glass frames, and inlay them in the walls to be safe.
Chen Jingye had already taken advantage of the chaos to get up, and ran to Yunkang's side in a panic, seeing that his face was slightly pale and there were blood stains on the corners of his mouth, he was a little panicked. But when I raised my hand to try his breathing, it felt very steady, and I was relieved.
Fortunately, Yun Kang saved him just now, otherwise he would have broken his arm and leg by now. Chen Jingye had palpitations, raised his hand and wiped a handful of cold sweat, only to feel that his back was soaked with sweat, and the injury was hot and painful.
Things have come to this point, and he can't leave by himself first, so he has to wait for Yunkang to go together.
Chen Economy stared at a pair of eyes, and saw a small yellow soybean flying all over the house, I don't know where this insect came from, anyway, it was a god assist, and the two of them were in the same group.
Xiao Huangdou was proud, of course, he was not afraid of the man in black catching it, not only was he not afraid, but he was also very arrogant, flying under the nose of the man in black, "buzzing" and calling very happily.
Several black-clothed people saw insects flying towards them, rolling a pungent fishy smell, and their legs suddenly became weak, raised their hands to hold their heads, turned around and retreated.
They didn't dare to grab it, lest they would be bitten and a piece of flesh would fall off their bodies.
The scene became very funny, it was originally the man in black chasing Xiao Huangdou, but after chasing for a while, it evolved into Xiao Huangdou chasing the man in black, all of them holding their heads tightly and running around like headless flies.
The poor beast is naturally fond of pranks, and when he sees this group of fools, he will chase it desperately, and then he will hold his head and run backwards. It was playful, deliberately "buzzing" and flying around, flickering east and west, and its direction was uncertain, so frightened that the man in black was running around the house and colliding with his own people several times.
Jiang Wan saw it in his eyes, he was angry in his heart, and he was so angry that he almost fainted. He was injured strictly, but he has gritted his teeth until now, such a timid hero, he was teased by a bug, and he couldn't bear it.
"Boss, boss, got the gas spitter. A stout man in black came running from downstairs and called out loudly.
He carried a small canister of gas with a thin metal nozzle on it that could emit flames at the touch of a switch.
The short, black-clad man was followed by a few shopkeepers, armed with all sorts of tools and weapons, including shovels, fire extinguishers, mosquito nets, gauze, insecticides, and iron pots with lids.
These guys only heard him say that there was a bug biting people upstairs, what kind of bug it was, they had never seen it themselves, and they thought it was similar to a scorpion, with wings and could fly.
Ya, no matter how powerful it is, isn't it a bug? These people work outside all the year round, and they have a lot of experience in eating and sleeping in the open air, and they have the best experience in dealing with all kinds of insects.
First use insecticide, then use mosquito nets to catch, you can also use gas to spray fire, if it really doesn't work, cover it with an iron pot, and then put it in the refrigerator to freeze it to death.
The black-clothed people in the hall were still hiding from the insects, and they saw that the little yellow beans were just flying around, and there was no big movement, and they gradually became less afraid. At this moment, as soon as the guys came up, they were fully armed and had more helpers, so they were all bold, thinking that maybe the insects could only bite once, and they were no longer a threat to people.
There are many similar bugs in nature, such as bees, which sting once and have to die themselves, and there is absolutely no chance to sting a second time.
"Whew!" the gas flamethrower shot a flame and shot it straight at the little yellow bean. The short man in black sneered, "Burn you soybean worm, stir-fry soybeans for supper tonight." ”
Xiao Huangdou was startled, dodged the flame, and then flew towards the sofa with a "whoosh".
The Poor Beast is very sensitive to fire, and one of the weapons of the adult Poor Beast is to breathe fire, but the soybean is too small now, and he has not refined the Beast Pill, so he cannot use the Beast Pill to contain fire. Therefore, when it saw the high temperature and flames, it could only escape, otherwise it would ignite the aura it had just absorbed.
It doesn't want to just wake up and cultivate, and then be roasted by the flames and burn itself in a tragic way, which is not what it wants.
Xiao Huangdou can understand human language and has a high IQ, as soon as he saw someone using a flamethrower, he immediately turned around and ran, flew to the side of Yunkang's head, and asked him for help with his divine sense.
"Oops, bite, bite, awny-" It complained vigorously, these people are too shameless, and when this beast grows up, it must take revenge.
Jiang Wan saw Xiao Huangdou fleeing to Yunkang's shoulder, while Chen Economy stood next to him, like a bodyguard. Suddenly, all the new hatred and old hatred came to his heart, his cold eyes flashed, and he panted slightly: "Kill the two of them, even that little bug!"
A group of black-clothed men surrounded the two of them, each with a weapon in his hand, and approached the two with their arms dangling. As long as they did it together, it wouldn't take them more than five minutes to beat these two boys to pieces.
Chen Economy's face was pale, and he swallowed his saliva with difficulty, looking at the posture of these people, he must have killed the two of them. He is only in his early thirties, and he has not yet married and had children, so he died so young, is it a bit of a pity?
Although regretful, he has no regrets at all.
After meeting Yunkang, he suddenly figured out that he had lived too much in the past 30 years, and he was too cowardly, living a life of flies and dogs, and what he wanted every day was to be able to raise his salary by a few hundred yuan, and a man living with this virtue was no different from dying.
Tonight, he blocked a stick for Yun Kang, and scolded Jiang Wan again, and all the unhappiness that he had been holding in his heart for many years was vented, and he suddenly felt refreshed and reborn, as if his life realm had improved a lot.
A man should live so happily, so he has no regrets about dying with Yunkang, and he feels very proud, because he finally lived like a human at the last moment of his life.
Chen Jingye took a step forward, glared at Jiang Wan with squinted eyes, and said in a hehehe: "Jiang Wan, you were a bastard ten years ago, a bastard ten years later, imprisoned in the first few years, and harmful people in the next few years. ”
Jiang Wan's face twitched twice, staring at him deadly, and he no longer had the strength to speak. His heart was churning with anger, Chen Economy had to die tonight, he was going to smash this hateful mustache into pieces!
The short man in black held a flamethrower in his hand, shook his arms in front of Chen Economy, and said disdainfully: "Mustache, believe it or not, I will spray out a gun and burn you into a roast pig......
"Bang!" There was a loud sound, and the jade toad shattered into countless stone chips, spewing out a cloud of ash and smoke in front of everyone's eyes. Yun Kang suddenly opened his eyes, stood up, and said coldly: "I don't believe you dare to do it!"
He raised his hand and twisted the arm of the man in black, and said word by word: "Little Yellow Bean, this bastard is handed over to you, there is revenge, there is revenge, there is revenge, there is no need to save face!"
As soon as he broke through the first layer of qi refining, the true yuan qi in the dantian was majestic, and a chilling aura was released from his body, which instantly shocked the group of people surrounding him.
The short man in black watched Yun Kang twist his wrist as if he was holding a wooden stick for firewood, and it snapped.
"Ahh
Chen Economy was very excited, Yunkang finally came back to life, and he seemed to be very awesome. Hahaha, I don't have to die tonight, I'm so happy.
Seeing that the flamethrower was kicked out of the window by Yun Kang, that is, the threat was lifted, and he was no longer afraid that someone would burn it, he immediately became jubilant, and pounced on the short man in black with two "buzz".
Wow, revenge, revenge, this beast wants revenge!
"Ah, help!" the man in black suddenly howled, and one eyeball was swallowed by Xiao Huangdou on the spot, revealing a bloody hole in his eye socket.
"All of you will give it to me, kill this kid, and protect the boss......" Brother Jin was shocked when he saw it, and ordered his subordinates to kill Yunkang.
Damn, this kid is not only a master, but he can also command the bugs to listen to him, this is simply not human!
A few guys rushed towards Yunkang with shovels and fire extinguishers, and before they could get close to him, they saw a whirling kick coming from the afterimage, as sharp as a blade.
"Bang bang" guys were all kicked and fell to the ground in the blink of an eye.
The screams of oops everywhere came and went, these guys were ordinary people, how could they withstand a cultivator's kick, someone groaned twice, his head tilted, his eyes rolled, and he fainted on the spot.
Yun Kang didn't bother to pay attention to them, what he wanted to find was the culprit Jiang Wan, and he wanted to beat this scum until his father and mother didn't recognize it, and even the dog was suspicious.
His eyes lit up, and he flew in front of Jiang Wan, making a move of "Hungry Tiger Pounce", and threw Jiang Wan and Brother Jin to the ground side by side.
Yunkang sat on them with his buttocks, raised his hand to pick up Wang Ba's fist, opened the bow left and right, and slapped them with a big slap, causing the two of them to have gold stars in their eyes, and blood from their front teeth flying around.
The two tried to struggle to get up, but they couldn't move at all, Yunkang's jack fell on their stomachs, and they couldn't even breathe.
Jiang Wan was originally injured, but when he was pressed hard by Yunkang, he was angry and painful, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of his internal organs.
Yun Kang slapped him cheerfully, slapped him left and right, and said something in his mouth: "Master, I, a good young man, peace-loving, working hard, advancing with the times, taking defense as attack, retreating as advance, unwilling to be lonely, and not wanting to fall!
slapped and slapped over, Jiang Wan and Jin Ge were beaten so that their eyes were scattered, their mouths were bubbling with blood bubbles, their heads were red, swollen and purple, and they had turned into fat pigs' heads.
Jiang Wan almost had only one breath left, staring at Yun Kang fiercely, swearing revenge in his heart. Brother Jin is in a completely different mood from him, he regrets it all his might, how can he provoke such a bad star, alas, his mother's life is at rest.
Yun Kang slapped him, grabbed the bloodstained collars of the two of them and said, "In order to celebrate the breakthrough of the young master, celebrate the victory of the little yellow bean in the first battle, and celebrate the rest of the life of the economic brother after the catastrophe, I decided to give you a gift." ”
After speaking, his dantian breath condensed, his feet jumped up in the air, and stomped on the leg bones of the two of them.
"Click, click!" There was a crisp sound, Jiang Wan and Brother Jin immediately curled up and writhed convulsively, "Ahhh
Comminuted fracture, confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Chen Economy stood next to him and looked dumbfounded, Jiang Wantie was determined to break his leg, but he didn't expect his leg to be broken by Yunkang instead, this is the cycle of cause and effect, evil has evil retribution.
"Hahaha, it's really happy!" Chen Jingye has lived for more than thirty years, and it was the first time he smiled so comfortably and happily, he finally raised his eyebrows and put his arm on Yunkang's shoulder, "Kang, from now on, you will be my brother." ”
Yunkang turned his head to look at him, raised his hand to wipe the blood on his forehead, and said with a smile: "Brother Economy, let's go, let's go downstairs, dismantle Ya's Zhumen copper ring, and take it to the garbage station to sell scrap iron!"
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