Chapter 724: Fahrenheit Humor (Subscription Requested)
Isabella's interviews have always been popular because of her wild style, which often makes guests laugh and cry and attract the public's attention.
At nine o'clock on Saturday night, Isabella's interview with Hua Tianyu officially began.
This was originally a program of CBS in the United States, but now it has attracted the attention of countless Chinese netizens, Chinese people in the United States, through the Internet for the Chinese side to broadcast this interview live, this is an extremely rare phenomenon, even CBS did not expect that this program will attract so many Chinese audiences, it seems that they invited Hua Tianyu to participate in this interview is right, this choice is very correct.
After Huaxia netizens knew for the first time that Hua Tianyu was going to lead the Huaxia TCM team to participate in Isabella's program, they stayed in front of the computer for the first time. The time difference between the two countries is huge, and the whole thing is day and night, but this does not prevent Chinese netizens from watching it.
Although there is a big difference in time, it is the same weekend, 9 o'clock on Saturday night, which is 9 o'clock in the morning on Sunday in China
Isabella appeared sexily and charmingly in a purple cut-out skirt in this episode, and she said to the American audience with a sexy voice.
"Recently, a video appeared on American social networking sites that caught the attention of many Americans, a young Chinese man roared angrily on the boat, and actually scared away a great white shark.
When I first saw this video, I thought it was a new Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster, how did I replace 'Captain America' with a yellow-skinned, black-haired yellow man, is our Captain America going to save China after saving the United States?"
There was laughter and applause, and of course there was a natural American sense of superiority in this laughter.
Isabella continued to say vividly: "When I saw the yellow-skinned Oriental man at the NBA scene who surprised the four with three ultra-long shots, I knew that this is not science fiction, this is reality, and he turned out to be a Chinese Chinese medicine doctor.
Let us welcome the handsome and handsome Chinese doctor, Mr. Hua Tianyu with warm applause!"
There was warm applause at the scene, Hua Tianyu appeared from the backstage, and the Chinese students who came to the scene to watch applauded warmly, calling loudly, to be able to be interviewed by Isabella, although Hua Tianyu is not the first Chinese, but he is definitely the most popular among all Chinese young people, he is the pride of Chinese people!
The domestic network has already begun to boil.
"Wow, Mr. Hua is so handsome, he was interviewed by Isabella, it was perfect, Mr. Hua is mighty!"
"Teacher Hua, can you set off stormy waves in Isabella's show? Why am I looking forward to it so much, every appearance of you is a nightmare for the sticks, can you continue to make miracles?"
"Old iron, get up and watch Teacher Hua kill all sides in the United States, come out and watch, don't sleep lazy anymore, otherwise you will miss the most exciting moment!"
Huaxia netizens cheered for Hua Tianyu in their own way, and at the same time called on Huaxia netizens to come out to watch this show!
Hua Tianyu walked to the front desk, smiled and waved to the audience, Isabella stepped forward, Hua Tianyu wanted to use an American-style kiss salute, but he never thought that Isabella stepped forward directly to give him a warm hug and kissed his cheek at the same time!
"Mr. Hua, I know you like beautiful women, so I'd better take the initiative, how is it, how does it feel?
She squeezed her eyes at Hua Tianyu and smiled.
Isabella's hosting style is like this, often bold and unexpected, sure enough, as soon as Hua Tianyu came on the stage, she gave Hua Tianyu a fragrant way to greet her.
There was a burst of laughter, which was the opening line of American humor.
Hua Tianyu replied calmly: "It's a great experience to drink too much red wine and change it to whiskey!" Hua Tianyu replied humorously.
Isabella smiled and said, "You mean, Megan is red wine, and I'm whiskey!"
Hua Tianyu continued: "The aftertaste of red wine, the spicy aroma of whiskey, are all holy products in wine, but the taste is not the same, if you have to compare, I personally like to drink whiskey, and then taste a little red wine, whiskey can make me crazy, but red wine makes me addicted!"
"Mr. Hua, you are too good at talking, too good at pleasing ladies, your answer makes me impeccable, welcome to my talk show!"
The scene burst into warm applause.
There is a simultaneous translation on the Huaxia Internet, and netizens shouted: "Teacher Hua, your kung fu is invincible, and you are full of joy when you say a foreign girl, are you planning to be a foreign son-in-law?"
"Teacher Hua, are you going to promote traditional Chinese medicine, or are you going to pick up girls?"
Hua Tianyu was ridiculed on the Internet.
Isabella smiled: "Hua, during this time, your exposure on American social networks is very high, first you roared back the video of the Great White Shark, then your three super long shots in the NBA, and then you split fifty planks in the show, and then you went to Chinatown for free treatment, and let us know a different you again, I really want to ask, are you Superman?"
Hua Tianyu used a very classic joke from Huaxia to answer Isabella.
"If I put my panties out there, I think, I'm going to be Superman!"
Isabella didn't react at first, she first shook her back, and then laughed out loud, and the Americans at the scene also laughed back and forth after reacting.
The image of Superman is a household name in the United States and has become a well-known superhero all over the world, but no one has ever described it like this in the United States.
Isabella forced a laugh and said, "Hua, you describe Superman like this, can you not make me laugh?" I laughed until my stomach hurt, are you Chinese men as humorous as you?"
Hua Tianyu spread his hands and said: "Humor cells are innate, I don't know if Chinese men are as humorous as me."
But I know that they are all the same as me, respect for women, love peace, love their country, worship heroes, are not afraid of difficulties, and are not afraid of any difficulties in order to achieve their ideals!"
Hua Tianyu's words drew warm applause from the audience, and Chinese netizens applauded almost simultaneously when they saw the translation under the screen.
"Teacher Hua said it well, this is really uplifting, it really gives us Chinese men a long face, Teacher Hua, you are a pure man!"
"Teacher Hua, I have successfully turned from a black fan to white, in the past, I saw what you did, I think you don't know modesty, too high-profile, I don't like it very much, your current words, let me instantly turn black to white, this word, the gentleman, give our Chinese old man a long face, boost your anger!
You are telling the Americans in a very euphemistic way that China loves peace, but it will never be afraid of hardships and dangers on the road to rise, and it will not be afraid of any difficulties.
Isabella didn't expect Hua Tianyu to rise to such a height along her topic, there was an admiring look in her eyes, even the Americans on the scene couldn't help but applaud, Hua Tianyu's words were too level, too high-end!
Isabella smiled, "Hua, what is your dream?"
Hua Tianyu Zhengse said: "I am a Chinese medicine, Chinese medicine, as the name suggests, is medicine from China, it is essentially different from Western medicine, this is a kind of medicine unique to our Chinese people, it has a history of thousands of years, it is a part of Chinese civilization, is the Chinese ancients in the struggle with diseases, groped out of the typical Chinese civilization characteristics of medicine, imprinted a strong Chinese civilization.
It has saved the lives of countless Chinese ancestors in the long history, and to this day, it is still a pearl in the world's medicine, but due to cultural limitations, Chinese medicine has not spread to the world, and there are still four-fifths of the world's people who do not know Chinese medicine.
My dream is to spread Chinese medicine to the world, so that people all over the world can understand Chinese medicine, know Chinese medicine, benefit from Chinese medicine, and let Chinese medicine blossom and bear fruit all over the world.
So, here I am, to the most powerful country in the world ~ the United States.
I want to promote Chinese medicine to you, and let you know that there is such a medicine in this world, such a miraculous medicine!"
Hua Tianyu's words won the warm applause of the Americans at the scene, even Isabella also applauded warmly, Hua Tianyu's words were too emotional and tear-jerking!
Chinese netizens were speechless with excitement, and the barrage on the Internet had already swiped the screen.
"Teacher Hua, why can you earn our tears with such a feeling every time!"
"Why, this passage of yours brings tears to my eyes. ”
"Teacher Hua, can you not be so sensational when you pretend to be forced in the future, I am going to cry, no, my tears have already flowed. ”
"Teacher Hua, I'm a tough guy, I didn't cry when I broke up with my girlfriend, but let you get out of the water in one sentence, you are amazing!"
Isabella smiled: "Hua, you are too sensational, do you know that you will make me fall in love with you like this!"
Hua Tianyu continued: "If your husband doesn't mind, I won't mind!" The sentence caused the audience to laugh again, Isabella's husband is a big director in Hollywood, of course, everyone knows.
After the laughter ended, Isabella appreciated Hua Tianyu's power, she didn't take advantage of the language, she was originally the leader, but she didn't have the upper hand in this link, which made her a little unconvinced, this big Chinese boy really has a bit of a doorway, she decided, the following link, must have the upper hand!
She smiled and said, "If your girlfriend doesn't mind, I don't think my husband will!"
Hua Tianyu nodded solemnly and said, "This is a good suggestion, let my girlfriend and your husband discuss this issue together!"
There were already audience members laughing and crying.
Isabella couldn't help but smile and said, "Such a private matter, I think let's wait for the show to go backstage to discuss it, so don't discuss it here!"
Hua Tianyu smiled and made a phone gesture to the American audience at the scene and said: "If you want to know the results of my discussion with Miss Isabella, you can call me after the show, but remember, you want to buy a box of the Chinese medicine 'Wanjindan' I developed, and authenticate it with a ticket!"
The scene laughed again, and Hua Tianyu took the opportunity to promote his 'Wan Jindan'.
On the Huaxia Internet, netizens laughed.
"Teacher Hua's means of flirting with foreign girls are getting more and more sophisticated, I know that this Isabella is famous for her bold style, but I didn't expect to take advantage of Teacher Hua's hands, Teacher Hua's words are beautiful, which is breathtaking!"
"Teacher Hua gave us another vivid lesson, thick-skinned, eat the world, Teacher Hua, who is thicker than the hostess!"
"No, this is not thicker than the skin, this is more than wisdom! ”
Isabella said, "Hua, I brought in a friend, I don't know if you still remember him?"
Hua Tianyu asked, "Who is it?"
Isabella said, "John, please!"
A white man walked up to the scene amid applause. Isabella said to Hua Tianyu: "Hua, do you remember John?"
Hua Tianyu took the initiative to greet and hugged John: "Hello, John, my friend, when did we meet?"
Hua Tianyu's humor won the laughter of the audience again.
John also laughed, he didn't expect Hua Tianyu to be so good at American humor.
He smiled and said, "Mr. Hua, I am a patient during your free clinic, maybe you have seen too many patients and can't remember me anymore!"
Hua Tianyu said very sincerely: "Yes, in fact, in the eyes of our Chinese people, all of you white Americans look the same, and it is difficult to distinguish. Except, of course, beauties!"
The scene was laughing again, even Isabella couldn't help laughing, why is this thing so humorous.
On the Huaxia Internet, netizens are about to burst into laughter, "Teacher Hua, can you not be funny, laugh until my stomach hurts!"
"Upstairs, your aunt is here!"
"Your aunt is here!"
Isabella forced a smile and said, "Mr. Hua, John wrote an article about your free clinic on American social networking sites, in which he described the miracle of Chinese medicine.
You were the one who diagnosed John, and you told him that he had a cold and was fine for a while, but that he would have a fever after three days, and John was sick three days later.
His drip in the hospital didn't work, but according to the method you taught him, his illness was cured, John felt that this was amazing, he wrote an article about Chinese medicine with the title of 'Magical Chinese Medicine', which aroused the interest of many Americans, and this is also the original intention of my invitation to your interview, we are curious to know this secret, how did you know that he had a fever, we are so curious!"
Hua Tianyu did hear about it, but he didn't go to social networking sites to read the article.
He smiled and said to John: "Thank you for helping me promote Chinese medicine, if you have the opportunity to go to Huaxia, I will definitely introduce you to a beautiful Chinese girl!"
There was good-natured laughter again!