196 A man is shameless, and the world is invincible
Language is an art, a technology, unpredictable, fascinating, and powerful.
Just like Li Jian's words, in the first half of the sentence, Lu Yufei was still afraid that his best friend would conflict with the male god in his dreams, and he would be caught in the middle. But in the second half of the sentence, I heard Li Jian say something 'Zhen. Exercise. With the 'what' key', Lu Yufei suddenly couldn't care about the embarrassment, and only was shy.
Although Lu Yufei is very pungent and has a very poisonous mouth, her skin is not thick enough, at least she is far from being able to compare with a shameless person like Li Jian.
Although everyone is in the corner now, no one is eavesdropping, but this public talk about 'Zhen. Exercise. With such an elegant thing, it still makes her feel ashamed to expose to the public. Especially when it's about yourself, the shame is even stronger. The thick made Lu Yufei a little unable to raise his head, unable to open his eyes, and couldn't care about being a peacemaker between the two, so he honestly looked down at his toes.
Chaste. Exercise. Eh!
It was something that was worn closely, and in his mind he seemed to imagine what he looked like when he was wearing this thing, thinking of the way he stood in front of Li Jian in front of Li Jian wearing this thing, Lu Yufei was a little dizzy, and there was a precursor to a coma.
And Du Ziting's mood was the opposite of Lu Yufei, Li Jian's first half of the sentence made her eyebrows tremble, and she had a desire to reach out and strangle Li Jian. However, when Li Jian's second half of the sentence came out, this girl with a somewhat alternative personality actually had her eyes lit up, and she felt that Li Jian was much more pleasing to the eye.
Eh, this eloquence is good, this is very much in line with Lao Tzu's appetite, and I am a little optimistic about you again!
Du Ziting's taste is indeed a bit ...... I don't know how to describe it. It's weird anyway!
As a female man of the fighting breed, what is the way to express appreciation?
'Battle', of course!
So, when Li Jian finished speaking, Lu Yufei had already lowered his head with a red face, and his whole body exuded battle excitement. Du Ziting, who was in love, opened his mouth with joy:
"I don't have the keys in my hand. You don't care. You just need to know that Fei Fei and I are die-hard sisters, and I have the ability to influence Fei Fei's decisions. ”
"Hardcore sisters? How much iron? Is it the kind of 'I will never live alone if you die', or the kind of 'I will cry twice when you die', or 'I will die if you die' oh 'a sound'?
Influencing the decision? What is the weight of the impact factor? One hundred percent, eighty percent. Fifty percent, or one percent, one thousandth, one ten-thousandth? ”
"Feifei and I met when we were students at Kyoto University School of Medicine. Although I have different majors, I have been a roommate in a dormitory for five years. Later, after graduating from college, we were admitted to Harvard Medical School together, and we still live together when we were in Cambridge.
From Kyoto University to Harvard University, we have been eating, shopping, and hanging out together, and we often travel together during holidays. The relationship is better than that of sisters!
Pocket money can be co-produced and supplied, and snacks, bags, and clothes can be co-produced and shared. In addition to the fact that she hit me for half a cup and it is not easy to change it, even the fat times can be changed!
How iron do you say my relationship with Fei Fei is? How much influence do you think I can have on Fei Fei? ”
Du Ziting's chest is very high, full of confidence, and his tone is aggressive.
Du Ziting had already put on a fighting posture, and Li Jian naturally couldn't be intimidated, and after turning his eyes, a frightened expression appeared on his face, and he asked Lu Yufei for confirmation:
"What did she say before? Say she's roommate in the same dorm as you? ”
"That's right. What's wrong? At that time, I shared a dormitory with Ning Ning, as well as Xiaoli and Xinxin. We're in a good relationship! ”
Lu Yufei hadn't completely woken up from his shyness, and he was suddenly asked by Li Jian, which was a little inexplicable. As a result, as soon as she finished speaking, Li Jian exploded screaming as if she had seen an alien!
"What's wrong? What's wrong with me, you're still asking? ”
Li Jian's eyes widened, and he asked rhetorically with an incredulous look. He continued:
"Oh my God, your school is so irresponsible. To tell you the truth, I feel that letting this one live in the same dormitory with you is more dangerous than letting the rest of you live in a dormitory. I didn't know that the leader of your school was in the water. I actually arranged him to live in your girls' dormitory!
Look at him, this waist is pinched like a kettle, this leg is trembling and trembling like a ruffian, this hair, this expression, this look, where is it like a woman?
What's the difference between putting her in a girls' dormitory and putting the big bad wolf and the little sheep in a cage? ”
"You surnamed Li are simply dirty! What do you mean by that? Is Lao Tzu that kind of person? Although Lao Tzu has a straightforward personality, he is still a woman from both a mental and physiological point of view. The kind of woman who is 'female, male-loving'! Lao Tzu is a woman who does not let her eyebrows go, not a woman, not a man. ”
"In recent years, men dressed up as women have changed to visit the women's bathhouse. There are a few times every once in a while, who knows if it's true or not? ”
"Fake? You say it's fake? Keep your dog's eyes open! ”
As he spoke, Du Ziting had already come over with a fighting, his fingers proudly pointing at his tall chest, and putting on a face of 'I have evidence, and the evidence is very large and sufficient'.
Not to mention, the pair of guys who were pretended to be evidence by Du Ziting are really big, and they are one and a half sizes smaller than Lu Yufei, trembling, so beautiful and tempting!
A beautiful woman, in this pose, still moving and trembling, is a man's nose is hot.
Therefore, Li Jian, who was less than half a meter away and was hit at close range, the statue of Brother Pig was revealed, staring at the D-level big guy who nodded up and down because of Du Ziting's movements, and after swallowing his saliva, he said dreamily:
"Where can you see? This year, there is a lot of pork injected with water, and there are more people who are injected with water. If only I had to touch it, it would be pretty much the same! ”
"If you have the guts, you will touch it?"
"Don't provoke me, I'm not very bold, but I can't stand the stimulation of others!"
"I'll provoke you, touch, touch!"
Watching Du Ziting aggressively move up, Li Jian was as good as a stream:
"Touch it!"
Then, with his hand, he reached out and grabbed a handful on the man's peak.
Quiet!
For a while, Lu Yufei was stunned, Du Ziting was stunned, and Li Jian stopped squeaking.
Du Ziting didn't expect Li Jian to be so bold at all, she really just talked about it, and really excited Li Jian. Lu Yufei didn't expect that the two of them would be such a result when they raised the bar, and he couldn't believe it in his heart, but also had a sour vinegar.
And Li Jian's heart is so complicated. Of course, most of the reason why he made a move was because he was provoked by Du Ziting. But there are others who really can't help but itch their hands.
When Du Ziting forced over just now, Li Jian looked at the pair of trembling big guys, and somehow remembered the style of the slap a few days ago. The softness, the elasticity, the slipperyness, and the greasy are simply crispy to the bones. Now the big guy who is delivered to his hand, I think it feels even better!
Therefore, when Du Ziting provoked him again and again, Li Jian finally couldn't hold back the desire in his heart, and really attacked him in public.
Don't underestimate Li Jian's face, when this guy was a tadpole in his brain, he was already shameless.
What's even more shameless is that when Du Ziting's murderous eyes and Lu Yufei's complicated and inexplicable eyes focused on Li Jian's face, Li Jian could still shrug his shoulders innocently and put on a wry smile like a victim:
"I don't blame me, it's An Ning who let me touch it, I can't refuse, so ......"
"And what did you find?"
Du Ziting, who was a little shamelessly angry by Li Jian, was already cold, and when he spoke, word by word seemed to pop out of his teeth.
As a result, in the face of Du Ziting, who was already angry, Li Jian actually chose to continue to tune. Play, continue to be shameless:
"That, it was too fast just now, and I didn't know if it was true or not. The current counterfeiting technology is so sophisticated that I need to 'figure it out' carefully to figure it out!
Look, why don't we do it a few more times? ”
"Get out!"
Seeing Li Jian with a disgusting smile on his face, the posture of 'grasping the milk dragon claw hand' in his hand was constantly distorted, and he looked at himself with an inquiring look on his face, Du Ziting was finally defeated.
Du Ziting admits defeat!
Sure enough, 'The tree has no bark, and it will surely die.' People are shameless, and the world is invincible. ’
Who said this, it makes so much sense. (To be continued......)