"Diary of a Madman. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Damn, Mr. Qiushui is going to run wild."

"Cannibalism, cannibalism, my scalp is going to explode."

"On the one hand, benevolence, righteousness and morality, on the other hand, it is cannibalism, Mr. Qiushui is simply a genius."

"The cow is purple."

Some people say that the diary of a madman is about cannibalism, but in fact, the irony is reality: the cannibalism in the madman is not really cannibalism, he is just a satire on the persecution of all kinds of people in society by cannibalism. This persecution is either given to you by others, and there are also things that you have no intention of giving to others.

Some people say that the diary of a madman reveals the nature of the real world, and that the history of more than 4,000 years from ancient times to the present day is the history of cannibalism: this cannibalism is persecuted by reality just as "Copernicus published that the earth is not the center of the world, but the sun is the center of the universe". And Copernicus, a saint we call a prophet, at that time, was actually the same as the madman in Mr. Qiushui's madman diary. For people back then, the more you knew, the more insane you were in the eyes of others. The more clearly you see, the more likely you are to be persecuted by reality and even eat your flesh.

Didn't Copernicus just publish the heliocentric theory and finally die by burning fire, which is put in the diary of a madman, isn't it also cannibalism? What makes us feel even more ashamed is that we may have participated in this kind of cannibalism.

It is also said that the diary of a madman is the highest achievement of vernacular writing: since the promotion of vernacular writing during the Republic of China, although it has lasted more than 100 years of development, many classic vernacular works have also been born. However, these vernacular works have not been able to compare with those great works. And this diary of a madman, some experts said excitedly that 100 years later, the diary of a madman is a masterpiece in people's eyes.

The appearance of a madman's diary once again caused a shock among countless readers.

In particular, Diary of a Madman is based on cannibalism, which has pushed Diary of a Madman to the highest peak of comments.

It's just that although the Diary of a Madman has triggered a wave of comments from a number of readers, it has also caused many people to worry.

"Guys, I'm worried. Will these essays written by Mr. Qiushui be harmonized? ”

"Wouldn't it, Mr. Qiushui's work will also be harmonized?"

"Why not, the works of the genius boy Huang Yifan were also harmonious, why can't they be harmonious with Mr. Qiushui?"

"But it's different. Huang Yifan writes about the bad guys and writes about the black. Dao, Chiguoguo's forbidden works, harmony is also normal. However, Mr. Qiushui's writing is obviously so classic, what reason does the government have to be harmonious. ”

"You'd be wrong. It is precisely because of the classics written by Mr. Qiushui that the government should be harmonious. If it is not written in the classics, how can the government be harmonious, I am afraid that even the right eyes will not look down on you. ”

"I didn't even think of it upstairs, and I was a little worried. Mr. Qiushui's recent writing of Ah Chang and the Classic of Mountains and Seas, from the hundred grasslands to these, forget it. But Mr. Fujino, Hometown, Kong Yiji, Ah Q Zhengbiography, Diary of a Madman, is too ironic. Especially Diary of a Madman, see this diary-style novel. Not to mention the government, even ordinary people like us can't stand it, and our little hearts have been pounding and accelerating. I was also wondering if I had ever eaten a person. ”

"It depends on what the government thinks, if you think that Mr. Qiushui is a satire on society, the government, and the country, it is normal to be harmonized. It's a pity, such a classic article can be compared with the novels of the Ming and Qing dynasties. ”

"Guys, don't worry too much. Who is Mr. Qiushui, he is a generation of masters, and no one dares to harmonize Mr. Qiushui. I bet the government will never dare to be harmonious. ”

"The upstairs is too open-minded, although Mr. Qiushui is a generation of masters, but a generation of masters is also a person. Looking at the dynasties, I don't know how many masters were killed by those in power. Even in the Republic of China, which is relatively close to us, many masters have been killed. ”

"Damn, does the government still want to kill Mr. Qiushui, if so, I will fight with him."

"Landlord, don't get excited, of course it's impossible to kill, who dares to kill Mr. Qiushui, don't say they don't dare, I'm afraid the government won't want to." Mr. Qiushui is a national treasure, who would dare to kill him? However, although they are reluctant to do anything to Mr. Akishui, it is still possible to summon the army of harmony. ”

"Damn, I suddenly found out that they are so shameless. No, it's not harmonious yet, so I'll download some of these essays to the document first. If it is really harmonized, such a classic article cannot be seen, it is really a pity. ”

"yes, yes, I'll download it too. When the time comes, if Mr. Qiushui's work is harmonized, I will quietly upload it on the Internet. I don't believe that national harmony can be spared in every corner. A true classic cannot be harmonized. ”

"On the top floor, that's it."

"Cut, you guys are too cowardly, nothing can stop the harmony of the country. As long as we are united, then we can hinder the harmony of the country. ”

"How to unite?"

"Do you still remember the petition march against Mr. Qiushui jointly launched by Yenching University and Mizuki University? I'm here to say that if they dare to harmonize Mr. Qiushui's works, I am willing to be a soldier and fight to preserve Mr. Qiushui's works. ”

"Call me one, I'll go prepare the banner for the parade."

"Call me too."

"Hahaha, on, this time, we are going to walk in front of the students of Yenching University and Shuimu University. We want to show them the power of us ordinary people, those of us who have never been to higher education. ”

A group of readers were so excited that they agreed on a concerted action on the Internet.

And just when the people were worried about the harmony of Mr. Qiushui's works, something unexpected happened to them.

The State Administration of Press and Publication didn't know why, but suddenly issued a very interesting official news: "Whoever said that we want to harmonize Mr. Qiushui's works, who said it, I promise not to kill you." ”

Seeing this piece of news, a group of supporters of Mr. Qiushui were dumbfounded.

"Damn, what did I see, this tone, this tone, the State Administration of Press and Publication will not be hacked."

"The master is really in the people, and even the official website of the State Administration of Press and Publication can be hacked. But, brother, although we will take you, you better hide and don't get caught. ”

"Although I would like to give you a thumbs up, I know your virtue, and it is impossible to say such a thing even if you are killed."

Sometimes reality is often more dramatic than drama, and there is no clear statement whether Mr. Qiushui's prose will be patronized by the harmonious beast for the time being, but the Ministry of Education has announced the list of candidates for the most newly selected works on the latest textbook language curriculum revision arrangement, and in the shortlist, many of Mr. Qiushui's essays are among them. (To be continued.) )