Chapter 251: That's right! Lao Tzu is pretending to be the king

Chen Hu was full of joy, and then opened the live broadcast room, and then returned to the baobab cave in a barrage of grabbing sofas and dragon chairs. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this moment, not long after Isabel got out of the car, she was baking the fruit pie made yesterday in front of the fire, and when she saw Chen Hu, she immediately said:

"Where's the death? ”

Chen Hu hurriedly stepped forward to help, while Isabel complained:

"You're too big to eat, these fruit pies are probably only enough for it to eat, and you'll have to collect the pods and avocados later, and I'll care about these things in the future." ”

Hearing the complaint, Chen Hu said with a smile:

"Don't worry, I'll ride a zebra to collect later, and I'll accompany you to complete the research project in the afternoon, it's hard for you during this time. ”

Originally, Chen Hu still had a grudge against Isabel, who had electrocuted him three times, but without her help, the cliff would not have been able to successfully tame the zebra.

Therefore...... Chen Hu decided to sleep with her a few days later.

Anyway, the animal skins are ready, you can make a bed at any time, and you are not in a hurry for a day or two, but the tourists in the live broadcast room were immediately excited when they heard that Chen Hu was going out on a zebra!

"~Wind and rain~: Chicken jelly! My big tiger master, I'm finally going to ride a horse today!"

"Book Spirit Worm 222: This is definitely exciting news! Humans have conquered zebras, awesome, my tiger!"

"Brother Ah Hui: Paralysis! My little steel cannon is already hungry and thirsty! The tiger master hurriedly finished eating, and waited for the zebra to walk!"

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Obviously, the tourists in the live broadcast room can't wait, Chen Hu smiled, and then concentrated on roasting the meat and baking those fruit pies at the same time.

More than an hour later, Chen Hu was ready to set off with a water bladder, a snakeskin bag, and a dozen bundles of hemp rope.

In the area where the pods grow, Isabel told Chen Hu, but when she saw the latter come to the zebra, she took out a fruit and handed it over, and the big guy immediately swallowed it in one gulp, obviously very fond of eating it.

Seeing this, Chen Hu couldn't help but smile, and then glanced at the live broadcast room, but there were some tourists complaining, knowing that fruit pie could attract zebras, they should have prepared it early, and wasted two days in vain.

But in fact, this is wrong, first of all, zebras are independent individuals, each with different preferences, and fruit pie can attract this zebra, but not necessarily other zebras.

What's more, Chen Hu's two days of horse taming work successfully approached the other party, otherwise even if there was a fruit pie, he would not be able to get close to this irascible guy.

Chen Hu briefly recounted that after avoiding his own precedent, zebras have been wantonly captured by humans since then, and he also added a sentence:

"This big guy is probably the only zebra in the world that has been tamed by humans, and it is also the last zebra to be tamed, it is the first. ”

As soon as these words came out, they were immediately recognized by countless tourists, and Chen Hu said this, in fact, he was also protecting the species of zebra, and then raised his hand and patted the horse's back and asked:

"Dude, are you ready to conquer the world with me?"

Snorr!~

The big zebra snorted, and Chen Hu climbed on the horse's back with a smile, but he didn't make a saddle or reins for it, because this zebra belonged to nature, and any restraint was superfluous.

Afterwards, Chen Hu patted the zebra's buttocks, and used his psychic communication skills to make him run towards the southern highlands, intending to collect avocados first.

Under the sunlight, Chen Hu rode a zebra with black stripes on the vast prairie, but this kind of picture stunned countless people in the live broadcast room!

In an instant, video recording, screenshots, photos, all kinds of rewards and barrage brushes fly!

This is the first time in human history that a picture of riding a zebra will shock the whole world! Well, it should be the animal world, at least those who care about animals.

Those programmed apes, siege lions, and other professions are too lazy to pay attention to these things, even if the news of Chen Tiger Zebra continues to ferment, it will not have any impact on the world.

After a while, Chen Hu rode to the high ground, where the sea of flowers was still there, and after coming to the bottom of the hill, Chen Hu jumped off the horse, fed the zebra a fruit pie again, and then patted the horse's back, let it wait in place, and then climbed the hill alone.

Two hours later, Chen Hu returned with dozens of huge avocados tied to hemp rope, but he collected them on the other side of the mountain, and on the way back, he filled the mountain spring water with a water bladder.

After returning to the horse, Chen Hu once again used his psychic communication skills to make the big zebra run towards the north, but after more than half an hour, he found the flat pod plant that Isabel said.

It looked a bit like a vine, but the shell of the pod was black, and the beans inside were yellow, Chen Hu immediately dismounted and began to collect, plucked the pod, and put it in a snakeskin pocket.

Later, on the prairie, riding a zebra and constantly collecting flat pods, the breeze blowing, the green grass and the branches and leaves of the shrubs shook together, Chen Hu stopped what he was doing, closed his eyes and felt it.

After a moment, he opened his eyes, looked at the zebra that had been following behind him, and then said with a smile:

"In this situation, in this scene, I decided to sing a song for myself. ”

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room immediately exploded!

"Seeing the flowers blooming little scholar: I'll take it! The tiger master rode a zebra and picked fruits, and now he wants to sing again? Is it a welfare benefit today?"

"Long-legged Bai Shengsheng: (laughs) This is the happiest day I've ever had, and we'll be your most loyal listeners. ”

"Iceberg and Warm Sun: Audience +1, as soon as the Tiger Master sings, it must be another Divine Comedy!"

"Favorite Sister Type: Divine Comedy +1"

……

Chen Hu shook his head with a smile, then asked the system to read the memory, played a guitar accompaniment in the live broadcast room, and then sang softly in the breeze and followed by the zebra:

[You said you were in Lijiang the year before last]

[In the blink of an eye, I went to Tibet again last year]

[You've carried a gun, you've shot a cannon]

[You've also eaten a bowl of hot sho]

[You slept with chickens in the east pipe]

[You have exploded chrysanthemums in Nanjing]

[Your three bastards, in the Buckis Blanket]

[Seven wives in Ah Fu Khan]

These lyrics sound like bragging, but they can also be understood as mockery, yes! Chen Hu is mocking himself, but this is not a kind of belittling, but a kind of showing off!

It is commonly known as pretending to be forced, but Tibet and Lijiang in the lyrics may be a certain period of the journey, and may never go, but aside from the live broadcast room, Chen Hu, as a person who has experienced it personally, can learn and experience many different things in each issue of wilderness survival, including some life truths.

But as Chen Hu continued to sing, countless tourists were blown up after hearing the following lyrics!

[I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly]

[Never interrupts you]

[You're rich and handsome]

[It's my blessing to know you]

The future is still very long, like this song, Chen Hu may be a person who pretends to be forced, if it weren't for the system, he probably wouldn't be able to start a wilderness live broadcast around the world, let alone tame zebras, and he wouldn't come to Africa.

[I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly]

[No one has ever been better than you]

[You can second the sky, the second the earth, and the second air]

[Your dad and mom are afraid of you......]

After Chen Hu sang a simple song, the barrage was almost bursting!

"Xingyu: This song is so good! I just quietly watched the tiger master pretend to be forced (bad laugh)"

"Concentrate the essence: quietly watch the tiger master pretend, 233"

"Baotou has sugar: watching the anchor pretend to be +1"

"Taigu 0309: Pretending to be +2"

"Flood Desolation Grim Reaper GG: The Tiger Lord is a pretending king (laughs)"

"Forgive her?: Master Tiger, kneel and beg for the name of the song!"

……

When Chen Hu saw the barrage, he raised his eyebrows, showed a smile full of magic, and then generously admitted:

"That's right! Lao Tzu is pretending to be the king!"

In an instant, countless tourists took screenshots, and this time there was another emoji on the Internet, and seeing that some tourists were asking for song names, Chen Hu said:

"The song is called "I'll Just Watch You Pretend to Be Quiet", which is a song for myself. ”

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