Chapter 659: I was already screaming in my heart, but I still had to laugh reluctantly
"Okay, look at it - I'm a trustworthy bodyguard. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Old Mai said to Narcissus.
He usually takes the cool route, because he feels that it is easier to please girls, but under Xiaoqian's oppression, Lao Mai feels that he may be suspected.
According to the information he had, Tang Shuixian's feelings for Xiaoqian were by no means ordinary, and he was afraid that Xiaoqian would chew his tongue with Narcissus, so this time Lao Mai thought it was a good opportunity to win Narcissus's trust.
I saw him stack several bricks together, and then raised his hand with black half-finger gloves and slashed with all his might, and all the bricks were broken.
He made a gesture of compromise rather proudly.
"Ma'am, please. ”
Liumei felt that she could also split one or two pieces, and she was having a headache How to end up, her shoulder was held down by Yu Minglang.
This is a signal for Rumei not to speak yet.
"Do you see that Your Excellency is practicing hard kung fu?" asked Yu Minglang, his eyes staring at Lao Mai's fist gloves.
This is a half-finger fist that is commonly used in sanda, and it is close to the hand, and it looks like a second layer of skin, and the fingers are all exposed, and it looks nothing special.
But Yu Minglang sensed with his keen sixth sense that there should be something wrong with this.
He couldn't say what the problem was, but Xiaoqiang's intuition told him that it was best to do it next.
"Yes, our agents are trained not to fight women to protect her. "What Lao Mai said is very cool.
However, Lang Ge likes to challenge the ×.
Xiao Qian saw Yu Minglang suddenly laughing, and she was relieved.
Lango, who smiled with sunglasses, was very feminine.
Seven times in one night, you Lang Ge, not necessarily seven times, it may also be a pit person seven times, a serial pit.
"Since it's hard work, not only can you attack, but you should also be very good at defense. In this way, my sister threw in the towel. ”
"Brother?" Liumei was puzzled, so let her split twice, Zhonghua Wude did not admit defeat without fighting, and if you lose, you have to lose a card!
"Listen to my brother, people practice hard kung fu, you can't fight as a girl. ”
Lao Mai showed a special smile, looked in the direction of Narcissus, and saw that it was so reliable!
"But I can let my sister punch you and let her feel the defense of hard kung fu, and it can be regarded as this former agent of country M guiding my sister. ”
Click, Lao Mai's smile froze on his face.
Hit him... A punch?!
"Don't worry, according to the rules, don't let her kick your key position, Liumei, eyes, nostrils, and underneath are not allowed to hit, we have to abide by the rules, you know?"
"Brother, my fists are not as strong as my legs, can you let me get on my legs?"
What?!
You still want to go up?!! Lao Mai is speechless, and he has a tsunami in his heart.
Xiaoqian almost laughed out loud, but she endured it, because she knew that her husband was the kind of person who belonged to the serial pit, and if she laughed, it wouldn't be fun later.
Hey, it's not easy to be a man, it's so hard to endure!
"Upper legs, this matter is according to the rules of martial arts-" Lao Mai was trying to find some room for maneuver for himself, and Yu Minglang hurriedly said.
"I know that it's no problem to follow the rules of martial arts, our Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, and we pay attention to the indiscriminate fighting genre, that is, except for those few positions, we can kick casually. ”
The implication is that you have to listen to us on our territory, and don't make fun of your foreign devil's suit.
"Miss, I-" Lao Mai looked at the narcissus, and the qi of pretending to be × just now was all wooden.
I hope that Narcissus can be a bit of a rich man's leader, just to say, my bodyguard is not a monkey, what are you like this, friend!
Unfortunately, he was doomed to disappointment.
Narcissus does have a rich man's pie, but she is in the same group as Xiaoqian.
"You're a man, let the girls order, other girls have admitted defeat, and it won't be okay to kick you. That's how Narcissus replied.
"That said, you're a former agent of country M, and I've always had a very good impression of the agents of this country. Xiao Qian followed the mending knife.
"She's just a woman, she doesn't have a lot of strength. Yu Minglang kept up with the rhythm.
Liumei nodded wildly, "Yes, yes, the master also said the same about me, saying that I have a lot of flowers, I don't have much strength in my legs, and I am not as good at kicking wooden stakes as my senior brothers." ”
Lao Mai roared in his heart, looked at Liumei's long legs, and said in his heart, "You are a woman, what do you want to do with such long legs?"
And this big-footed girl, it's 38 yards by eye, right?
Didn't you say that the women of the Celestial Empire were all bound feet, this long legs, this big foot, when he kicked down, he was still good?
"Aren't you very deep, how can you be afraid of a little girl? I told my dad that this bodyguard is not good, not bloody enough, and you can change it. Narcissus's words left Lao Mai with no way back.
He hooked his hands deeply—in fact, he was already crying in his heart.
"Come on, little sister, we'll get to the point, I'll let you. ”
Liumei moved her ankles, Lao Mai made a horse step, he said in his heart that he was so generous, this little girl should be embarrassed to kick hard, right?
He said that he let her, and this girl kicked lightly if she wanted to get acquainted, which meant it.
Society, you pit brother Yu Minglang added a sentence on the side.
"Liumei, listen to the words of this former agent, people let you, and you have to let this family too. ”
Yes, this sentence is still like a human saying, and Lao Mai is a little slack.
"Brother, are you asking me to kick lightly?"
"No, no, no, people come all the way over, who do you look down on? People practice hard kung fu, according to the principle of this kind of kung fu, the harder you hit him, the harder he rebounds, the more ruthless he becomes, people say that you mean to let you kick hard, how hard to make how hard, understand?"
... Liumei said in her heart, did her brother go crazy reading martial arts novels?
How can there be an internal force to rebound others, isn't that something that only exists in novels?
"Is it appropriate?" "Liumei knew that she couldn't break the stump under her feet, but the sandbags might break, or she would carry several spare sandbags wherever she went.
said that she couldn't do it, that was to compare it with.
"You kid, you are too ignorant, now that China and M have established friendly diplomatic relations, if you don't seriously accept the guidance of this former agent, you will affect the diplomatic relations between the two countries!"
I × your uncle! This is a true portrayal of Lao Mai's heart.
Liumei is serious, she has risen to this stage, she can't be merciful!
Xiao Qian turned around in pain, her shoulders shook suspiciously twice, she really couldn't stand it.
In society, your pit brother is so funny, even Mr. Qian, whose self-control is beyond ordinary people, almost didn't hold back.
The corner of Lao Mai's eyes saw Xiao Qian turn around and shake his shoulders, he gritted his teeth, did this woman know that she did it on purpose?
He had a hunch that this woman was doing it on purpose!!