Lin Xiaoman laughed, raised the knife in his hand, and aimed the knife at Teacher Wang. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Playing tricks with me, believe me or not, I will make you never feel uncomfortable in the future, because if you are comfortable or not, the dead don't know!"

Teacher Wang wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "Killing is a crime, and killing is a violation of national law." ”

"Then you don't want to be killed, so it's better to cooperate with me. Hurry up and say hey, what's that man's name?

Since I know that he is here, there must be actual evidence, and I am not here to test you. You also know that I am a man who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles, and I must not talk nonsense.

I also hope that for the sake of this knife, don't talk nonsense, otherwise if it doesn't have eyes, it flies to your neck pole, and the knife doesn't cut off your skull, and it will get stuck in the bones, and I will pull it out and pull it like a saw, slow down and cut off your neck rod!

You're also a doctor, and you know that cutting half of it can't kill people, but it hurts very, very, very much. With my saw, you are worse than going down to eighteen layers of hell.

I'm thinking about you, tell me the truth! I know he signed a waiver, and he must write his name, what's his name?"

Teacher Wang said hesitantly: "Then you have to promise me to keep it a secret." That person is not easy to provoke, saying that if I don't keep it secret and poke this thing out, he will kill me, shoot me to death with a gun, and give my family 300 yuan as burial expenses and end the matter. ”

When Lin Xiaoman heard this, he was basically 90% sure that this melon baby was Xu Weiguo.

For the remaining 10 percent, she has to listen to Mr. Wang to confirm it in person.

"His name is Xu Weiguo, he should be a soldier, I just gave him anesthetic, and he fell asleep. You inquire clearly, and when you inquire clearly, go out quickly, and I will go and use a knife for him. If he wakes up and can't see anyone, I'm going to be out of luck. ”

Lin Xiaoman sat in front of the whetstone, put the kitchen knife on the whetstone and wiped it, rubbing it on the left and wiping it on the right.

Teacher Wang's heart was trembling, and he asked Lin Xiaoman vigorously: "What do you want? What do you want? What are you doing sharpening knives in my yard? Don't scare me..."

Lin Xiaoman glanced at Teacher Wang and said seriously: "You're going to be unlucky now!"

Teacher Wang was very puzzled and asked, "Why do you want to open the door, and I opened it when you asked me for my name, and I told you at the risk of death, why do you want to get me?"

"Hehe, because you're going to touch my stuff. Do you know who the man in the house is? My man! Everyone else is mine, and everything on his body is also mine, and you are going to cut my things, and if I don't let you be unlucky, which one should be unlucky, tell me?"

Teacher Wang's eyes widened, his eyes bulging up as big as a cup, and his face was full of horror.

"He's the man in your house, oh my God, what did I do...... It's not that I'm cutting your things, it's that he insists on me cutting them. You two in-laws, what's wrong with you? One estimated that I would cut, and the other would beat me. ”

"That's what he's going to do secretly while I'm not at home, it's an invasion of my private property, and I'll clean him up later. Let me ask you, are you going to use the scalpel you just sharpened to cut him?"

Mr. Wang immediately threw the scalpel on the ground, "Is this always right? I won't cut it, I won't cut it." ”

Lin Xiaoman smiled with satisfaction, "It's about the same, he's my person, you dare to touch a single hair of his hair to try it! ”

Teacher Wang's face immediately cried again, and he shouted ugly: "Mao/Mao, Mao/Mao really can't give you back." He's going to have this surgery, and it's not okay to have hair/hair, and he's shaved it all in advance. He's a bald man now, so you're not going to ask me to pay for it, are you?"

"Forget it, for your honest sake, I don't embarrass you. Tell me where he is, and I'll go and talk to him!"

Teacher Wang pointed to the room in the east, Lin Xiaoman ran over and kicked the door open, but found that there was no one in the room, so he turned his head and stared at Teacher Wang viciously, with a whining roar in his mouth, like a tigress about to bite.

Teacher Wang said with a confused face: "Really, I just used the anesthetic medicine in this room." ”

"The person who was injected with the anesthetic may not be able to fly, right?"

"Probably, maybe you were arguing too fiercely and scared him, so he hid. When he came to me that day, I said that he was a poop ear, and he couldn't run in anything, and he pressed it to the whole point, and it would naturally run in to the ball if it was too much, and he insisted that I should use a knife for him. There are seven rooms in my courtyard, and you have to look for them one by one. ”

Mr. Wang will come to the bench as soon as he butts, "I'm tired, I want to take a break." ”

Lin Xiaoman paced a few steps, walked to the side of the recliner, sat down slowly, and shouted at the other side of the room, "Xu Weiguo, you come out, let's go back, I forgive you this time, but not for example! Let's try again, I'll overcome it again, I don't believe that the run-in is not good." ”

Teacher Wang muttered: "I'm afraid it's a little difficult to run in, I measured it, 23 inches, when it's soft, I'm afraid it's the largest in the world." ”

Lin Xiaoman knocked the chair with a knife and made a ping-pong sound, "Teacher Wang, you shut up for me." I'm settling my house, it's your business!"

Teacher Wang immediately closed his mouth.

Lin Xiaoman continued to shout at the house: "You come out, let's go home!" If you still have to secretly run to find someone else, you will be stabbed, and I will also give myself a knife, and we will compare and see, who is more painful and who is more distressed!"

Behind the door of the east house, which had been opened, there was a sudden click, like the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

Lin Xiaoman dropped the kitchen knife, immediately rushed over, and found Xu Weiguo, who had been hanging behind the door and hiding, but then he couldn't support it and fell to the ground.

"Xiaoman, why are you here? My letter hasn't been sent to Jiangcheng yet. ”

"Don't be sloppy with me, I hate you now, I hate you very much!" Lin Xiaoman cried as he spoke, like a child, sobbing and choking, and his shoulders trembled.

"Xu Weiguo, I hate you, I hate you very much, I hate you very much, I hate you so much, I hate you so much!"

"Xiaoman, I ......"

"Hmph, I don't want to talk to you right now. You are going behind my back and want to cut off my things, and you don't even consult with me! How can you be so arbitrary, domineering, unreasonable, ruthless and unjust?"

"I, I don't want to hurt you. But if I don't touch you, that's unlikely. That's why I came up with this idea. ”

"Then don't do this kind of thing in the future! Let's try again, think of a way, I have lubricant, let's go home and try it now, okay?"