"What, you're pretending to be sick?!" Mu Fan at the table exclaimed.

"What are you arguing about, I'm afraid that others won't hear you, right?" Jiao Xiang glared at Mu Fan.

Mu Fan subconsciously covered his mouth, glanced out the door, turned his head and asked in surprise: "Master, what happened, why are you pretending to be sick?"

"Of course there is a reason, otherwise why would I pretend to be sick, then I am not sick. Jiao Xiang slipped back, carefully put the statue of Zhuge Liang into the box, picked it up and took Mu Fan to the study next to him.

"Pour two cups of tea. Jiao Xiang instructed Mu Fan and put the box on the shelf behind the table.

Mu Fan poured two cups of tea and sat side by side with Jiao Xiang, waiting for Jiao Xiang's answer.

"Do you remember one time when you went home, and I happened to be out?" Jiao Xiang asked, picking up his teacup.

"Remember, as if to say, you went to the main city. Mu Fan remembered that it was his second time in Xudu, and at that time he was mainly here to purchase flour and steamers, and it happened that Jiao Xiang was not there, and the patrolling subordinates said that they had gone to the main city of Shangqingfang. That time, because of the system's teleportation error, Mu Fan met Rose in the bath, so he was more impressed.

"Yes, several of our celebrity chefs from Luxiang City went to the main city together. Jiao Xiang took a sip of tea and said leisurely.

The source of pretending to be sick has to start from Luxiangcheng's selection of civilized cities. The area of Shang Qingfang is well reflected on the teleportation map, it is very large, and there are nearly a hundred towns of this size like Luxiang City in it, not to mention it.

And every five years, the main city will select three civilized towns among these towns. Whenever selected, the annual allocation will be tripled, and there are many priority development policies. It can be said that it is not much different from the selection of civilization in the world, and it is the direction of the leadership of each town.

Today is another new selection, with the city lord and others moving around, Luxiang City was finally nominated, entered the top ten in the town, and obtained the preliminary election qualification.

At this moment, the members of the entire leadership team of Luxiang City are making suggestions on how to win the quota of a civilized city. According to Jiao Xiang, if you want to become a civilized city, the most important thing is to get along with the officials who come to inspect. As the saying goes, hearing is false, and personal inspection is the most intuitive and weighty way to evaluate.

But in this year, although seeing is believing, the content reported is not necessarily true. As long as the officials who come to inspect are well entertained, they will naturally know what to say when they return. To put it simply, whether or not they can obtain the title of civilized city and real practical work is not the primary focus of the leaders, but the most important thing is to make a fuss about entertaining inspection officials.

Since it is hospitality, it must be indispensable to eat. Therefore, the city lord of Luxiang City, who was still holding a meeting in the main city, asked people to return to Luxiang City quickly after getting the list of inspectors. In order to highlight the importance of the matter, all the famous chefs in the city were specially called to the main city, and they held a temporary briefing meeting in person.

At the meeting, the city lord Bao Yuan made it clear that Jiao Xiang should be the main manager and be responsible for inspecting the officials' three meals a day. And gave a death order to be sure to feed them well. Only if they eat well will the mouths of these inspection officials become sweet.

Originally, this matter was nothing, Jiao Xiang was a member of Luxiang City, and the city won the honor of civilization, which was good for all the residents. But the bad thing is that the one who came to inspect the list of officials this time is called Pan Feng.

Pan Feng is arrogant and arrogant, and once publicly looked down on Guan Erye in public. When he was a general, Guan Erye was still a small horse archer. When asked about Zhuge Liang, he pretended to reply with disdain, who is Zhuge Liang?

These words can be regarded as offending Jiao Xiang, if you don't chop him a few times with a knife, it's good, and you will promise to cook for him. But the city lord's order has already been issued, and Jiao Xiang must refuse. After all, he is just a cook, and he has no backing background, so he naturally has no strength to go against the city lord.

But not having the strength doesn't mean that Jiao Xiang can't do it, after he came back, he discussed it with a few old friends, and came up with a more old-fashioned, but very useful method. Suffering from the wind and cold, he was dizzy, and naturally he could no longer cook for the inspection officials. In order to prevent others from seeing the truth and the truth, Jiao Xiang has been letting the nursing home guard in front of the door for the past few days, and for the people who come to visit, he will directly refuse if he can.

is the so-called acting and acting in a full set, Jiao Xiang entrusted a famous doctor to do the play with himself, prescribe prescriptions, decoction medicine, and can't eat, it can be said that he has done it all. Except for Mrs. Wang, everyone in the house didn't know that Jiao Xiang was pretending to be sick. Jiao Xiang hasn't had a full meal in the past few days, and for the sake of truth, he didn't let Mrs. Wang deliver the meal.

Until after noon today, Mrs. Wang was really distressed, so she personally sent food to Jiao Xiang to his heart's content. And let Meng Guang guard in the small pavilion, once someone forcibly breaks in, you can inform in advance. Unexpectedly, Mu Fan, who suddenly returned home, was hit squarely.

"Master, the Pan Feng you are talking about, but the general under Han Fu?" asked Mu Fan.

"Yes, that's him. Jiao Xiang replied with contempt: "At the beginning, the princes of the Eighteenth Route crusaded against Dong Zhuo, and he was ordered to go to Bishui Pass to resist Dong Zhuo's subordinate general Hua Xiong, but Wuhe was beheaded by Hua Xiong. In the end, it was my second master who made a move, and when the warm wine was not cold, he returned with Huaxiong's head. Now this Pan Feng actually dares to look down on my second master, it is really hateful!"

"It's really him. Mu Fan still knows this Pan Feng very well, and calls him a peerless general on the Internet. There are two most famous sentences, one is what Han Fu said, 'I have General Pan Feng, and I can kill Huaxiong.'" Later, it was changed to 'I have Admiral Pan Feng, but I can be beheaded by Hua Xiong!'

The latter sentence is Pan Feng's line in the new version of the Three Kingdoms, and Mu Fan remembers that he said as if he was 'Why don't you dare?' My big axe has long been hungry and thirsty!' and then Hua Xiong exploded the chrysanthemum.

"Damn, whose trouser chain didn't pull and exposed this bird?" Mu Fan asked unevenly: "Master, now these days, even such a person is a person?"

"Alas, there is no way, there are no tigers and monkeys in the mountains to dominate. Jiao Xiang sighed.

It turns out that most of the characters who really have heads and faces in the Three Kingdoms have become immortals. Zhuge Liang and his gang naturally also went to heaven, and Heavenly Court and Hell Yu are two different units, and people on both sides are not allowed to visit each other unless they are on business. Therefore, a character like Pan Feng seized the opportunity and took a half-official position in Xudu, but he became prosperous.

"Okay, let's not talk about these troubles. Jiao Xiang turned his head to look at Mu Fan and asked, "The smuggled goods that I just gave me and your sister were bought from your friend?

Mu Fan smiled and was about to answer, when he heard a sudden sound outside the window.