Chapter 839: Then You Have a Yang First!
Some women in Weibo often post seductive photos, but the personal introduction says: Refuse ONS, refuse to hook up, and people who chat about it directly block people and other words that refuse people thousands of miles away, it seems that they are very clear and clean. Why don't you let people hook up with you and get a bunch of big **, thighs split and fuck your sister? This kind of woman is purely here to pretend to be forced! It's not that she doesn't accept hookups, but selectively hooks up, and she has to be like a handsome, rich, dashing high-end person.
When many people are abusing men for having no bottom line, no discipline, and attracting bees and butterflies, have you ever thought about the true meaning of the phrase 'flies don't bite seamless eggs'? There are women everywhere who want to 'become popular' and solve the problem of face with their bodies, the real Bingqing Yujie is not pretended, but a temperament that comes from the heart.
Of course, Xiao Sheng will not explain these truths to his grandmother many times with a shy face, living to her age, what is the great truth of 'the world is hot and cold' and 'materialistic desires' has been seen through for many years! Everyone understands the truth, 'it's not about you' at most two long-winded sentences, but if it rests on yourself, it's different. After all, Xiao Sheng will be the man who will accompany his goddaughter for the rest of his life.
The reason why Grandma called Xiao Sheng out is mainly because there will be some cumbersome etiquette below that requires him to 'draw a scoop according to the gourd', after all, he is not a native of Miaojiang, and he is far from the locals in terms of faith, but since he participated in this recruitment, the etiquette that should be observed still has to be observed. But after getting into the crowd, after listening to Xiao Sheng's undisciplined 'earnest teaching' of Mandarin, the grandmother, who was quite 'nesting', saw this guy and the waitress intersect again before she could stop it.
Xiao Sheng, who was stabbed by his grandmother for no reason, looked much more honest, stood beside the old man respectfully, and there was no equipment to 'serve tea and water', and the 'flattering' smile on his face was about to be distorted.
"Don't worry, grandma, what do people do, let's do it, but this kneeling, forget it! After all......"
"Do you think it's possible to be a local emperor and not obey the beliefs here?"
"My grandfather also knelt back then? I don't believe it either. Hearing Xiao Sheng's words, Grandma shook her head in silence for a long time, and Xiao Sheng, who was grinning, continued:
"At that time, I will hide in the corner of the crowd, the number one hundred and ten, who knows whom."
"The whole audience is on their knees, and you are standing alone? The flower of the flock? ”
"Wrong, pretending." Hearing Xiao Sheng's words, Grandma glared at him, at this point, Grandma really has no right or can't make the Nalan family compromise, kneel to the sky and kneel, they only believe in themselves, never kneel to gods, kneel ghosts!
In general, Xiao Sheng has reached a consensus with Grandma, which is nothing more than relying on the gourd to draw a scoop and enrich the feelings! At this point, Xiao Sheng is experienced......
"Grandma, you walk slowly, be careful that there is a stone in front of you." While talking about Xiao Sheng, he pointed to the palm-sized stone not far away, and the look of concern on his face was not 'contrived' at all, good acting skills.
"By the way, I heard that you gave Xiaoqing a high-powered infrared telescope?" Hearing this, Xiao Sheng suddenly had an ominous omen enveloping his heart, nodded mechanically, and then scanned his eyes around.
"Seventy-five degrees on the side, behind that screen. Tonight the witch chief has given her more than an hour off, and at that time, I will tell you where you will meet. ”
"Grandma, I was heavily stabbed by you, you have been in the crowd for a while, why don't you tell me?" When Xiao Sheng said this, Grandma had already walked a little bit, and after hearing this, she turned her head indifferently and said softly:
"I want Xiaoqing to see clearly what kind of temperament the man she chooses is." After speaking, Grandma didn't walk away, leaving Xiao Sheng alone, swallowing a deep mouthful of foam, and looking at the screen. Now Xiao Sheng has a feeling that the few quite 'open' girls behind him are not the ones Mandala is looking for......
The cumbersome etiquette fiddled with Xiao Sheng all morning, not to mention the backache and leg cramps, the girl had to pretend to kneel down, fortunately close to the waterwheel, even if he was half-squatting, the hundred and tenth people had to go on stage to sing the greatness of their ancestors! My God, it's like reading a running account, people use the local language of Miaojiang, Xiao Sheng uses the Hokkien language he just learned, anyway, I can't understand what you say, and you may not understand what I say, everyone is even.
This meal at noon, a bit of a 'send-off' feeling, good wine and meat, and unlimited, the most important thing is not the open air, but the one hundred and eighty man in the alley. I'm obedient, it's good for Xiao Sheng now, there are no eyes that are being watched, Xiao Sheng's eating appearance, he has gobbled him up, and he is really embarrassed to be thrown to his grandmother's house.
I didn't go back until the evening, and after returning to the attic, I heard the muttering voices of Yan Ruxue and Xiao Ruxin in the next room, and Xiao Sheng, who directly pushed open the door, came to the two sisters with a familiar car, and shared today's experience with them.
After dinner, Xiao Ruxin was taken back to the dark pavilion, although there was no real treatment, but daily physiotherapy is still a must! Considering that Xiao Shengming was going to participate in the June 6 sacrifice and recruit relatives in the next few days, the grandmother who was afraid of Xiao Sheng's distraction also called Yan Ruxue into the dark pavilion, and her good name was to accompany Xiao Ruxin, and her intentions were only known to Xiao Sheng.
Tomorrow is June 6, and then the stone village that is usually dark before eight o'clock, which is nearly nine o'clock is still brilliantly lit! From tonight onwards, some prestigious old men will have a vigil! After twelve o'clock, some simple sacrifices were to be carried out, presumably for the sake of safety, for fear of being caught for 'cheating', until this point the mandala had not yet given a letter to himself.
Taking advantage of this time to sort out with Zhu Yeqing, analyzing the information fed back today, when looking at the information in the first half of the time, Xiao Sheng was quite regular, and after learning about the intelligence, Xiao Sheng began to be a little disrespectful in language! Zhu Yeqing, who was already familiar with Xiao Sheng's temperament, ignored the other party's twitter, and occasionally blocked two sentences, obviously annoying enough.
The mountains at night are cooler, but this time is also the time for mosquitoes to infest, although each room has mosquito repellent powder, but the omnipotent mosquitoes can always invade the bamboo leaves sitting at the table, probably because of the thick skin, the smell of meat, shirtless, wearing big pants Xiao Sheng, not affected by it at all, but bamboo leaves, from time to time slapping the mosquitoes staring at the arm.
"Wait, don't die." When Zhu Yeqing once again photographed a mosquito with a swift sound, Xiao Sheng said nervously. Zhu Yeqing, who was slightly surprised, looked up at the other party, pinching the body of the dying mosquito, Xiao Sheng said to Zhu Yeqing coldly:
"Pull the neckline open, I'll grab a few more and throw them in, give you breast enlargement, all natural! Without applying medicine, it works for several hours, and it will get you from D to G in an instant. Zhu Yeqing, who heard Xiao Sheng's words, looked at the other party coldly, and Zhu Yeqing, who had been 'tortured' by the other party for nearly an hour, finally opened his mouth and fought back:
"Then you have a strong yang first! See how it works. After saying that, Nizi put away the information and turned around and walked away, leaving Xiao Sheng, who couldn't laugh or cry, sitting there pinching mosquitoes.