I sighed to myself, yes, these two guys are a couple of enemies, and they have been enemies for generations!

She Shangguo opened the door, only to see the Heavenly Master Zhang walking in angrily, holding his arms and pouting at me, and said angrily:

"Change the room for this Heavenly Master......! The weird guy lives next door, and this Heavenly Master is so angry!"

The Heavenly Master glanced at She Shangguo, and the big evil god on his lips was replaced by a "strange person"!

I dragged her to the edge of the bed, handed her jackfruit to eat, and asked kindly.

She Shangguo was very discerning, as soon as Heavenly Master Zhang entered the room, he quietly went out, and he looked at me with a smile in his eyes at the moment when he brought the door!

Dizzy!

This thing won't misunderstand me and Heavenly Master Zhang......

Although this room is not small, it is a double room, and two beds of almost two meters take up more than half of the space.

After Celestial Master Zhang sat on the edge of the bed, I quickly got up and sat on another bed.

Since being shaken to the bottom of the pit by the skull in the desert, she and I have never been so close, and in an instant, she and I both realized that the current situation was a little embarrassing, and both sides were silent for a while, and Heavenly Master Zhang even kept moving his body, trying to get away from me......

It took me a while before I plucked up the courage to ask:

"What's the matter, Great Heavenly Master, don't worry, if the generals dare to bully you, I will definitely make him apologize!"

Heavenly Master Zhang came back to his senses at this time, gritted his silver teeth and said:

"He, he must be revenge, yes! revenge for me to make him hand over the blood...... This Heavenly Master has been wary of him for a long time!"

"I saw what kind of water orchid he picked last night, I thought he was not bad when he changed his mind...... Hmph! pretend, all pretended!"

Heavenly Master Zhang said quickly and urgently, without substance at all, and my second monk was puzzled when he heard it, so he asked out loud:

"What the hell is going on? Isn't he in his room, can he still be angry with you?"

Heavenly Master Zhang suddenly turned cold when he heard this, and threw a sentence at me: You go and see for yourself!

He turned away from me.

I'm confused, how can this turn my face faster than turning a book?

Alas, women...... It's so elusive!

I couldn't help it, I could only say a few words to comfort her not to be angry, and then I went out of the room to ask the general.

The general's room was in the middle of my room with Heavenly Master Zhang, and as soon as I left the door, I saw She Shangguo holding a small card and sneering with his head down, and the door of the general's room was wide open!

I walked over quickly, She Shangguo looked at me seriously and didn't pay attention, and when he found me, it was already night, holding the card and looking at me at a loss.

I wondered, what the hell is going on?

I held out my hand and motioned for him to give me the card, and I guessed in my heart:

Could it be that Heavenly Master Zhang is angry because of this little card?

She Shangguo's hand holding the card trembled a little, and he hesitantly handed it over, as if it was not a piece of paper but a banknote in his hand!

I was even more surprised, and suddenly became suspicious, and quickly pulled over the card and looked down, and saw that it read:

I just want to ask you one question, and I ask you to answer it seriously!

If you meet someone who doesn't want a house, a car, a deposit, a diamond ring, or even you don't need to invite her to dinner, watch movies, or buy things...... Pretty girl!

And she just wants to talk to you when you are tired, give you a massage, and let you relax and relax!

Is it too much for such a good girl to charge you a hundred yuan every time?

At the bottom of the card is a phone number.

After reading it, I was stunned, what is this?

Thinking about it, I looked up and asked She Shangguo, what is this card for?

She Shangguo's eyes widened suddenly, and then he scratched his ears and cheeks and didn't know how to answer, so anxious that I asked sharply!

Good guy, could it be that some evil cultivator who doesn't have long eyes has come to the door?

also directly found the zombie ancestor generals, this news is going to leak out, it's bad!

Under my questioning, She Shangguo finally approached my ear with a helpless face, and it was like this......

After hearing this, my face suddenly became hot, and it turned out that this thing was ...... It's that kind of man's ...... Small advertisement!

Although I have been in the market since I was a child, I have heard of this kind of thing, but since I entered the deep mountains to cultivate, I have never even seen a few old sows, so where can I still come into contact with these things......

Could it be that the generals want to find ......?

I suddenly thought again, this thing has been buried in the ground for more than 2,000 years, it must be uncomfortable, and it is understandable to want to find XX!

Well, not quite right!

What does this have to do with Heavenly Master Zhang?

I didn't figure it out for a long time, so I had to walk into the general's room with my feet up.

In the room, I saw that the general was half-lying comfortably on the bed watching TV, and the TV was actually a cartoon!

It's strange that it uses a TV, but I didn't care.

I sat on the edge of the bed and said to the general:

"Zombie Ancestor, are you still used to living in this hotel? If you need anything, just look for me!"

The general stared at the TV intently, and he actually watched it with relish, and he replied casually: 520

"It's okay! It's much better than the previous inn, but there is no shop second, and there is less enthusiasm for hospitality!"

I'm speechless, and the second shop is enthusiastic!

Wait a minute...... Could it be that he is insinuating the Qinglou?

In ancient times, there were old bustards and big teapots in the green building, and when the guests entered the store, several people surrounded them for a while to treat them tiredly, making people feel at home and enthusiastic, and the money and wealth were naturally taken out in a steady stream.

Weighing it, I slowly replied:

"Zombie ancestor, that one...... Sealed for a long time, presumably hormones, uh, that's ...... It's uncomfortable in that aspect, the kid understands, hehehe understands!"

On TV, the cartoon was at a critical time, and I saw a group of gourd babies being mighty, peeing and peeing and breathing fire, beating the snake spirit and scorpion spirit holding their heads and running away.

The general watched intently, ignoring my words.

I coughed a few times to try to draw the general's attention, but the latter waved my hand to signal me not to disturb him, and then pointed to the toilet next to me, and my eyes returned to the TV plot.

I'm a little confused, what does that mean?

Toilets? What's in the toilet? Is there an evil spirit?

Thinking of this, I get excited, and I can scratch my tongue again!

I stood up and ran to the door of the toilet, leaned against the wall and let go of my spiritual sense, and at the same time condensed evil qi with both palms, ready to come to a pit to exorcise ghosts!

Lingzhi swept through it very quickly, and saw ...... in the toilet Empty!

It's just a big hole in the wall on one side, the size of a head!

Escaped?

I was in a hurry, and I was about to go in to chase it, when I saw She Shangguo leaning against the door with a handful of melon seeds in his hand, and looked at me and the toilet as if he was watching a play......

I yelled at him:

"When are you still knocking melon seeds? Hurry up and chase ...... with me"

I didn't say what I was chasing, because under the spiritual scanning, I saw that at the hole in the toilet wall, the head of the Heavenly Master Zhang actually appeared!!

"How about the silly hat, when will the weirdo apologize to this Heavenly Master? Hmph...... I've penetrated all the bathrooms of other people, how can this Heavenly Master take a bath and sleep!"

Heavenly Master Zhang was still angry and shouted to me through the hole.

I see!

Heavenly Master Zhang complained to himself, which roughly means:

She was studying the water heater in the toilet, planning to take a comfortable bath, who knew that there was a loud "bang", and she saw the general's palm breaking the wall between the two toilets......

No wonder the general rushed me to the toilet, I thought there was really an evil way mixed in!

Afterwards, the general was helpless by me, so he had to confess honestly:

It turned out that he had never seen a water heater either, so he turned on the switch out of curiosity, and the hot water suddenly spilled so frightened that he thought that someone was plotting to sneak attack, so under one palm, the wall was pierced, and he didn't mean to peek at Heavenly Master Zhang taking a bath......

I believe in the words of the general, he is so attentive to his old lover, even a plant she likes remembers it well, and this love that has been hidden for thousands of years will never fade away easily!

After talking for a while, I coaxed the general to apologize to Heavenly Master Zhang, and I changed rooms with Heavenly Master Zhang, and the two of them went back to their own room safely!

She Shangguo followed me into the room that originally belonged to Heavenly Master Zhang, and I complained a little about him in my heart, why didn't he remind me, so I thought that there was a ghost in the toilet, and I was stupid as if I was facing a great enemy......

She Shangguo talked about his affairs in Miaojiang by himself:

It turned out that he was in Miaojiang on the third road - the talker!

The name is derived from Cantonese in Cantonese Province.

The word "talk" stands for "decision", that is, "someone who can make decisions locally"!

The speaker of the Shangsandao is a person who has been stationed in the local area for many years on behalf of the Shangsandao, and can share local information for the door in real time, and can also express his attitude towards a certain matter on behalf of the Daomen.

This system was already in place hundreds of years ago.

However, after the establishment of the new society, this method of management has been abolished in most areas, except for a few places where the strength is mysterious and the spheres of influence are intertwined.

She Shangguo told me that this name seems quite authoritative, but in fact, it is completely an ornament in Miaojiang, and it is not as good as some local Jianghu sects!

Miaojiang - this regional word appeared in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and in a broad sense, it includes Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Hunan, Guangzhou and other provinces.

And in the beginning, Miao Jiang actually meant:

The red Miao settlement area in western Hunan is centered on Laer Mountain, and the black Miao settlement area centered on Leigong Mountain in southeast Guizhou.

Among them, Laer Mountain is located in the depths of the Xiangxi Mountains, mainly karst landforms and hilly mountains, the mountains are undulating, the terrain is extremely dangerous, and the people who live here are mysterious and unpredictable - the Red Miao family!

Red Miao is known to the world since the Ming Dynasty, because the local Miao people's skirts, pants and shoes are mainly red, also known as red seedlings.

The Red Miao people have a tenacious temperament, follow the ancient customs of the entire Miao people, and still return to the hometown of the soul - Jiangxi Miao Village.

The Laer Mountain, is the place where the Red Miao people have lived for generations, the unique deep mountain environment and the traditional customs left behind, and gave birth to such as the Black Witch Sect, the Wumen side branch, the yin, the corpse, the corpse root Gu and other very mysterious activities and sects, intertwined and intertwined with each other is extremely complex!

I nodded my head in silence.

Once, the old man trafficker took me to Miaojiang, and most of them dealt with the dirty things that the local Miao people could not handle, especially the complexity of the local burial etiquette, which left a deep impression on me.

I remember one time, the victim sent us a message, saying that he would "mourn" (meaning funeral, burial) in three days, and asked us to come and sit in the town in case of emergency.

I didn't know that the old man trafficker and I hurried and walked for three days!

After arriving at the place, the people held a funeral unhurriedly, until the sky was blue in the morning until the sunset, and finally under the light of a torch, the dark road rushed to the mountain road to send the funeral......

I remember that day very well, because I ate the noodles ten times in one day!

I hiccuped all the way while walking at night that night, and I almost misunderstood that the dead man in the coffin had cheated the corpse......