Chapter 19: These Sunny Days

What followed was two weeks of calm.

Regarding the suspected bugging device, if you want to figure it out without startling the snake, Jiang Cheng can only think of one person, he contacted his hair Xiao - Xu Changbin, that kid likes to disassemble and assemble all electronic products since he was a child, for most electronic devices that can be accessed on the market, from headphones, hair dryers, electric shavers, to computers, washing machines, Refrigerators, he can skillfully disassemble into various mini components, and then quickly assemble them back, of course, sometimes the things assembled back are not the same as they used to be, but the magic is that sometimes the functions have become more.

Later, he became obsessed with spy movies, and he used to assemble all kinds of practical agent weapons based on the scrap materials he had, such as second-hand refrigerators, washing machines, computers, mobile phones, and magic wands.

For example, a birthday gift that Jiang Cheng once received made him remember it deeply, unforgettable for a lifetime, and the surprise was indescribable.

It was an airplane cup that spewed liquid nitrogen.

When Jiang Cheng took it to question him, the kid told him not to get excited, and told him that this airplane cup was also a monitor, and the pixels were very clear.

Jiang Cheng imagined what would be captured in the surveillance screen of this thing, and he was relieved at that time, maybe geniuses in some fields are like this, the brains in the brain case may be square, and the thinking is not linear, but convulsive.

He now has opened a computer repair shop on the surface, but in fact he can repair anything in a universal repair shop, traveling everywhere and everywhere, when Jiang Cheng contacted him, he was helping a certain wicked local tyrant assemble a sparrow-type aircraft in the 100,000 mountains south of Caiyun to use to peep...... He said that it was an overhead shot of the beautiful mountains and rivers.

He said he wouldn't be back until at least two weeks later.

In addition, although Jiang Cheng had been worried about the reaction from Sun Yuntao's side at first, after a few days of calming down, he put this behind him in advance, and began to clock in and out on time, as for the free time in the middle of work, he was helping Xiang Li get familiar with this flowery world.

In order to teach people to fish, Jiang Cheng and Xiang Ya's identities reversed for a while, Xiang Li is Jiang Cheng's master in the way of cultivation, and Jiang Cheng is Xiang Li's teacher of life skills, in this entertaining process, he found that Xiang Ya seems to be cold and has little interest in everything, in fact, there is a soul of an elderly curious baby hidden in his heart.

Here's what they did for their first week:

Part1:

Xiang Li: "You said you can ask anything, right?"

Jiang Cheng: "Well, as long as you don't ask me who the most beautiful woman in the world is." ”

Xiang Ya: "Okay...... I've put up with it for a long time, so what the hell are you putting on your face?"

Jiang Cheng: "Glasses." ”

Xiang Li: "Do you want to teach me well?"

Jiang Cheng: "It's a simple optical device made to correct vision or protect the eyes...... (30,000 words omitted) Do you understand it now?"

Xiang Li: "I probably understand. ”

Jiang Cheng: "Very good, these three catties of saliva were not sacrificed in vain." ”

Xiang Li: "Then why do you wear glasses?"

Jiang Cheng: "......"

Xiang Li: "It's ugly to wear glasses, I'll take a look if you take them off." ”

Jiang Cheng obediently picked it up.

Xiang Li: "You better wear it." ”

Jiang Cheng: "......"

Part2:

Xiang Li: "Can you explain the world's three major energy sources?"

Jiang Cheng explained again.

Xiang Li: "What about electricity? Isn't it the electricity you said before?"

Jiang Chengbai for half an hour, and then explained the relationship between coal, oil, natural gas and electricity.

Xiang Ya: "What about the aura?"

Jiang Cheng: "???"

Xiang Ya: "What about Zhenyuan?"

Jiang Cheng's black question mark face: "This ...... This ......"

Xiang Li: "You ignorant people don't know anything about energy. ”

Jiang Cheng: "......"

Part3:

Xiang Li: "Why do you never give money, but someone always brings you food?"

Jiang Cheng: "I gave it." ”

Xiang Li: "You didn't!"

Jiang Cheng: "I gave! We pay with our mobile phones, our society has advanced to the point where we don't need to pay cash, you see, you can click on it and enter the shopping cart, and you can pay with one click." ”

Xiang Ya: "So...... You don't have to give real money?"

Jiang Cheng: "...... You have to say that. ”

Xiang Li: "Is it the same for buying clothes? Order this, and then order this and you can buy it?"

Jiang Cheng: "Yes, I know that if you draw inferences, it's ...... , don't be real!, you paid!!, you bought a pair of Prada's genuine jeans!! the groove for 3,800 yuan!!!"

Xiang Li: "What did you say...... It's not real money......"

Jiang Cheng: "...... I'm fighting with you!"

Part4:

Xiang Li: "What's this in your drawer? What kind of charm is drawn on it?"

Jiang Cheng: "...... It is written in English. ”

Xiang Li: "It's the language of some other countries that you speak, right, what is written on it?"

Jiang Cheng: "The literal translation of 'Durex', its function ...... Let's not talk about that, who told you to go through my drawer!"

Xiang Li: "Recently, the injury of the division has improved a lot, and it is still no problem for you to kill seventeen or eighteen." ”

Jiang Cheng: "Okay, it doesn't hurt to tell you, this is chewing gum, eat and play, don't swallow it." ”

Xiang Ya opened it and sniffed it: "This smells weird......"

There was black water flowing in Jiang Cheng's belly, filled with the thrill of imminent revenge.

Xiang Li handed him the things, "Eat it for me." ”

Jiang Cheng: "!!"

Jiang Cheng in the long exploration of the cause of education, he was deeply aware of the difficulty and humiliation of the profession of teacher, but fortunately, Xiang Li is a very strong learning ability, comprehension and association are amazing, and he gradually found the correct way of education, for example, taught Xiang Li the ability to use the computer and the Internet correctly, and taught her pinyin typing.

All the troubles were solved, and she began to swim freely in the ocean of knowledge.

Soon, in addition to the search function, she was surprised to find movies and TV series, two cultural treasures contained in modern civilization.

And so she fell quickly.

And Jiang Cheng deepened his cognition and despair of this cheap master through Xiang Li's choice of film and television drama tastes.

After going through the rough screening at the beginning, Jiang Cheng found that she didn't like to watch Korean dramas, idol dramas, small and fresh fantasy dramas, and even less anti-Japanese war dramas, spy war dramas, and family ethics dramas.

In the TV series, she only likes to watch martial arts movies.

And what about movies...... She loves horror, thriller, and action movies of all genres in various countries.

Looking at the white-clothed Sadako who crawled out of the dry well on the screen, Jiang Cheng began to re-examine his beautiful master, who had diametrically opposite tastes for food and spiritual food, and looked like a majestic and upright person.

In the next few days, Jiang Cheng's thirty-square-meter small house was no longer peaceful, forever filled with all kinds of gunfire, cannon explosions, cries, screams and moans, occasionally Jiang Cheng would accompany her to watch, sometimes she was so scared that she couldn't do it, so she unconsciously wanted to throw herself into Xiang Li's arms, and then she was slapped on the ground and sober up.

It didn't take long for Grandma Wang next door to visit frequently because of noise problems, and Xiang Li was very embarrassed, so she learned to use headphones.

In these painful and happy days, Jiang Cheng will be the basic cultivation method of the entire Kunlun Sword Sect - Chonglou Heart Method, familiar with and able to recite, and then write it silently to Xiang Ya for inspection, Xiang Ya expressed satisfaction, and then began to go further, pull out the sentences of certain words in the heart method, and give him multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, once Jiang Cheng makes a mistake, he will be slapped on the ground with a slap, and once Xiang Ya makes a mistake and Jiang Cheng will still be slapped on the ground with a slap.

Under Xiang Li's strict supervision while wearing headphones and watching movies, Jiang Cheng's cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds, although there is still a long way to go before breaking the realm, but he really feels the increase in strength and the change in his physique.

When he woke up one day, he subconsciously put on his glasses, and then found that his eyes were blurry and dizzy, took it off and wiped it repeatedly, and then put it on, it was still blurry and dizzy, and he took it off and wiped it, and this action was repeated until the third time, and he suddenly realized.

"My eyes...... No myopia, no astigmatism?"

Jiang Cheng felt that he had almost regained his life, the world was as clear as if it had been washed by cleansing oil, although the sky was not so blue, and the clouds were a little gray, but everything was clearly sharpened, and even the haze seemed so grainy.

Just when he thought that life would go on like this, and he even forgot about those troubles, he suddenly received a phone call that he really didn't want to answer.

The note that appears in the phone's address book is 'actress'.

Jiang Cheng's face suddenly became gloomy, he thought about it for a long time, the phone rang for a long time, and Xiang Li, who was trying to make a Western-style breakfast, poked his head out of the kitchen and asked, "Why don't you answer the phone?"

Jiang Cheng's face was gloomy as water, staring at his mobile phone, and the depression that had been somewhat forgotten in the past two weeks swept over again.

He hesitated for a moment, then picked up, "What?"

Chen Yue's lowered voice came over in a bit of a panic: "Jiang Cheng, you go out and hide for two days!"