Chapter 479: Snake Man
Lin Xiaoman had long known that Xu Weiguo would not be on the line at all and doubted her, so he looked around indifferently and said curiously: "There is such a big courtyard here, how can you see it alone?"
"This is a secret base, a base for selling people! Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Well, it's okay not to be sold, and you can exchange it for color!"
"Color! I used to say that quitting smoking is also a color change, and I have changed to seventy years old, and I still have a wool color at the age of seventy! You are not serious, hurry up and go home." Lin Xiaoman pinched him hard.
"I can't go back yet, and the longer we look for someone, the more difficult it will be, so as to dispel my dad's suspicions. He has been waiting for thirty years, and he is not in a hurry for this day and half a day. If you want to get a marriage in the newspaper, you have to get help from someone here. My dad is a high-ranking general, and everything needs to be reviewed, so if you want to report it as soon as possible, you have to ask for help. ”
"Ask whom?"
"The one who can manage the review of my father's marriage matters, the minister of the Political Department, the fifth uncle of Long Qi and Long Yi, and the fifth watch of Long Yi. ”
"Is it the previous generation of Zhongnanhai cattle? Is it called Long Yi and Long Er...... And then the dragon dozens more?"
"No, their generation is the first of the dragon, the second of the dragon, the third of the dragon to the thirty of the dragon. Long Wu is an outlier, not very old, but the best, and a little ......... God babble.
The last time he sent Long Qi back to Beijing, he mixed in with the team to pick up people, and told me that I had the smell of yellow springs on my body, and I was almost beaten by me. ”
Lin Xiaoman was stunned, and his eyes stopped moving for an instant.
Her body has already experienced Huangquan, she died once at the age of eight, and died again at the age of twenty, Xu Weiguo slept with her, and her breath was stained on her body, which is very likely.
This Long Wu is even more afraid that it is not a god's chatter, but he is really good at feng shui and hope.
"Weiguo, I, I don't wear these shoes, my hair is messy, my appearance is untidy, I will wait for you in the outer courtyard, you go in and talk to him about sending a report. ”
Xu Weiguo was just about to ask why, when he heard the sound of gurgling footsteps from far and near, looked up, and saw a man wearing a wide-sleeved black dress walking out, his hair was shoulder-length, the top of his head was in a bun, and he was inserted with a peach wood, and a wide jade belt was tied around his waist, and a pair of beautiful jade with tassels were hung symmetrically on the belt.
He was born extremely young, his eyes were full of wisdom and vicissitudes, but his face was delicate and smooth, white as a boiled egg that had been peeled.
The lips are red without description, and the teeth are as white as snow.
As soon as he came, he stared at Lin Xiaoman, his brows moved slightly, and he sighed, his voice was like a bead walking on a jade plate, crisp and condensed.
"Against the sky, against the times, you can walk in front of me, it is fate. Come in, you don't have to hide from me. Xu Weiguo is the fate of Zhu Gu, the last time I saw him, I found that his life was changed. It should be your reason, right?"
Lin Xiaoman didn't dare to answer, so he bit his lip and looked at Xu Weiguo.
Xu Weiguo half-squinted and thought about it, and nodded towards Lin Xiaoman, "When you went to Minjiang to investigate, all the people in your grandmother's family said that you were out of breath at that time. But when I hold you, I can hear your breathing, I can feel your softness, I don't believe in this, I don't care what the hell or god, as long as you don't run or leave, I don't care what you are, you will be my only woman. ”
Lin Xiaoman was very moved, nodded vigorously, and choked up: "I will not leave you, forever and ever, I will follow you." ”
Long Wugen's heart moved, and he couldn't stop sighing, "You two, both are odd numbers, just like me." Let's go, you guys are very coincidental, I just happened to cook a little more today, so you can eat with me before leaving. After today, I'm going to sleep in the winter, and if I am asked to do something, I will have to wait for next year. ”
Winter sleep?
Why don't you say hibernation?
It's not a snake!
Looking at the curiosity in Lin Xiaoman's eyes, Long Wugen smiled, "I'm no different from a snake." I was caught by a large snake, but I was small at the time, and I happened to get into the crevice of the mountain, which is a hard rock formation, similar to the hardness of granite, and no matter how much it attacks and beats, the mountain will not collapse.
It blocked the crack in the mountain with its body, and tried to starve me to death.
So I sharpened the stone and cut its blood to drink. There must have been people living in the crevices, and they were either very short people, or they were born deformed dwarfs. I found a long piece of bamboo, and I sharpened the top of the bamboo little by little with a stone, and just stuck it in and drank its blood, and survived.
When it found out, I hid, and when it stretched out its head to drill in, I threw it with a stone, nailed it, poked it with the tip of a bamboo, and persistently poked it, and finally it still poked it in the fatal place, and it died, but blocked the crack in the mountain.
I had no choice but to eat its flesh...... gnawed out of the void, and escaped from life.
At that time, the poor people wanted to live, so they were naturally reluctant to eat so much meat, not to mention that I had eaten all the blood and snake meat of the snake, what were I afraid of?
Then I cut it into pieces and boiled it into a soup, which tasted delicious, delicious and filling.
In winter and March, I grew strong by eating it. But later...... The anomaly is revealed. When it comes to winter, I have to sleep, and when I sleep, I don't know who is going to work, so I can live by injecting some nutrient solution into my family. ”
"Then do you have any special skills besides this, such as being able to fly, breathe fire, go to the sky and enter the earth, or something?" Lin Xiao asked with hot eyes.
Long Wu even laughed, "You Nizi, you are not afraid that I am a snake man! After my grandfather died, I was regarded as a monster by the villagers and almost burned to ashes!"
After that, I didn't talk about it for decades, and I kept it in seclusion. You're not afraid of me at all? You're not afraid that I'll swallow you?"
"Don't be afraid, my man is here. You're a snake, he's a tiger!" As soon as he seized the opportunity, Lin Xiaoman spared no effort to praise his man, and he was really faceless.
But the man who was sought after didn't feel that his daughter-in-law was wrong at all, but felt very pertinent and nice, "Uh-huh, whoever dares to hurt you, I'll tear whom!"
Long Wu didn't see it, barefoot, stepping on the snow and gurgling away.
Lin Xiaoman inadvertently looked down, and directly said secretly Holding the grass! What is this, Nima?
I heard the gurgling sound, but there were no footprints on the snow, as if the wind was blowing.
"Hey, didn't you say you want to sleep in winter? Winter sleep is because it is difficult to adapt to the cold and freezing, so you sleep and reduce your activity to survive. Why are you walking barefoot in the snow?"
"If you practice, maybe one day you will get used to it, and you won't have to sleep in winter. I'm old, I have to sleep in the winter for three months of the year, sleep at night for the remaining nine months, deal with the cases confessed by the boss in the spring, and like to dig into the basement in the shade in the summer, and I can move in the autumn, a little bit of my own time.
Can...... I'm like this, it's hard to find a daughter-in-law. It's true that I'm a snake person, but I also have normal physiological needs.
Xu Tie has a woman who hurts, I am envious and jealous, and naturally I am also moved. ”