Chapter Seventy-Three: Tricky Expert (II)
A few people at the dinner table continued to eat and drink, and the small amount of dishes was almost at the bottom of the plate, Wang Zheng sandwiched the last lion's head and said: "The lion's head must have a chewy head, the selection of materials is very important, and the pig's hind leg meat must be strong enough, by the way, the pig's English is pug, right?"
Several people looked dazed, not understanding why Wang Zheng asked the English name of the pig for no reason, Guan Zhilin next to him didn't think much about it, and corrected: "No, it's not pug, it's pig." ”
Wang Zheng frowned and looked at Guan Zhilin: "No, how do I remember it's you!"
Guan Zhilin corrected again: "You remember wrong, it's not u, it's i." ”
Wang Zheng rolled his eyes: "The pig is you!"
Guan Zhilin rolled his eyes: "It's i." ”
Liang Chaowei and the others next to him had already heard the trap, and they all watched Wang Zheng's performance with a smile.
Wang Zheng shrugged his shoulders and made a helpless expression: "Okay, since you want to be it so much, it's you!"
"Hahaha..." several people laughed, and Wang Zheng laughed especially loudly.
Guan Zhilin's face was red, and he secretly hated Wang Zheng for waiting for him to take the bait, stretched out her slender fingers, twisted the twist on his thighs, Wang Zheng screamed in pain, grabbed Liu Dehao's arm next to him, and his face was red, women really can't be provoked.
"Ah Zheng, are you okay?"
Looking at Wang Zheng, who looked uncomfortable, grabbing his arm, Liu Dehao asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, I ate a chili, it's too spicy!" Wang Zheng hurriedly made excuses.
"Oh!" Liu Dehao didn't ask much, and continued to drink his stuffy wine.
Wang Zheng felt that his state was not quite right, and probably guessed that it was because of Chen Yulian, and he was not easy to ask about emotional matters, so he could only find a way to make him happy.
"Andy, you've drunk too much!" Wang Zheng said to Liu Dehao, and several other people also looked at him.
Liu Dehao felt a little funny, and replied: "How come, I've only had a few drinks!"
Wang Zheng pretended to be determined: "You must have drunk too much, if you don't believe it, I can test you!"
Liu Dehao disagreed: "I didn't drink much, if you insist, then come." ”
Wang Zheng stretched out a finger in front of his eyes and asked, "How much is this?"
Liu Dehao felt bored and replied casually: "1." ”
Wang Zheng stretched out another finger and asked, "What time is it?"
"2!" Liu De was depressed, this question was too simple.
"Then here's the problem!" Wang Zheng stretched out his third finger and asked, "1 plus 1!" Put three fingers in front of his eyes: "What is 1 plus 1?"
Liu De didn't even think about answering it: "3, isn't your question too simple?" ”
"Hahaha..."Several people next to him laughed amusedly.
"What to laugh at, 1 plus 1 is equal to... Pick, Ah Zheng, you played it. Liu De reacted in hindsight.
"Huh.."
Liu Dehao himself also smirked, he was defeated by the question of 1 plus 1.
In the midst of laughter, the meal has been eaten, as the saying goes, a good mood can make an appetite, everyone is in a good mood, but there is not much left of the meal.
"Don't worry, Ah Zheng has already prepared for dessert. ”
Putting away the empty plates on the table, Zhou Xingchi brought out the prepared cake, and Wang Zheng took out a large bottle of Coke.
"Is there a birthday today? Why did you prepare a big cake? Da Fei asked with some suspicion.
Wang Zheng put the cake in the middle of the dining table and said seriously: "Although this cake looks a little ugly, but I made it myself, the reason why I made this cake is that I hope that everyone will work hard to practice acting skills after entering the crew of "Shooting the Condor", I still have a lot of scripts waiting for everyone to shoot, and when everyone is famous, I hope we can still sit together for dinner like today, the meaning of the cake is that there is today every year, and there is a present day every year!"
"Papapa" Wang Zheng's words made Wu Mengda can't help but clap, and several people also applauded.
Wu Mengda applauded loudly: "That's right, no matter what happens in the future, we will remember today, and I hope to have today every year!"
Zhou Xingchi watched Wang Zheng's hurricane acting skills, and admired it very much, he could talk nonsense seriously, Ah Zheng, you are so sharp.
"Uncle Da, you are the oldest here, so it's up to you to share the cake!"
After Wang Zheng handed the prepared fruit knife to Wu Mengda, he glanced at Zhou Xingchi, who understood and immediately handed the big bottle of Coke to Da Fei, Wang Zheng slandered, it seems that Da Fei is also easier to bully.
"You guys cut first, I'll go shhh
Zhou Xingchi chose to escape very unscrupulously, and Wang Zheng stayed with everyone.
Wu Mengda took the fruit knife and didn't think much about it, and went down towards the middle of the cake.
"Bang"
With a loud bang, the balloon hidden in the middle of the cake was slashed by Wu Mengda, the cream and breadcrumbs flew together, Wu Mengda who went under the knife and Liang Chaowei, Liu Dehao, Da Fei, Wang Zheng, and Guan Zhilin who were around the table were not spared, and they were sprayed all over their faces, and Guan Zhilin was so frightened that he screamed again and again, but this was not over.
"Bang"
Da Fei twisted the cap of the Coke bottle in his hand, and the "Mentos Mints" fixed in the cap fell into the Coke, and the large bottle of Coke immediately erupted, and the black Coke liquid sprayed in Da Fei's hand like a fountain.
"Zhou Xingxing, you dead boy, I promise not to kill you if you come here!" Da Fei roared at Zhou Xingchi, who was hiding in the toilet.
"Wang Zheng, you dead head, pay for my dress, I just bought it last month. Guan Zhilin, who was covered with cream, beat Wang Zheng's shoulder hard.
"You two bastards, if you say it's okay and not tricky, I almost believed you!" Liang Chaowei wiped the cream on his face and was very indignant.
"Hahaha, fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved!" Liu Dehao looked stunned.
"Really?" Wu Mengda raised his hand full of cream, wiped it towards Liu Dehao's handsome face, and said to himself after wiping it: "I don't think so!"
Liu De wanted to cry without tears, and he wanted to die at the moment.
"No matter what my business is, all the ideas are from Ah Zheng, and there is a debtor and a debtor..."Zhou Xingchi was slapped in the face by Da Fei a cake before he finished speaking.
"Pick, let's settle the accounts of Coke first!"
Da Fei was first sprayed with cream all over his face, and then he was washed in the face by Coke, and the taste of Coke rushing straight to his nostrils was called a sour.
"Happy April Fool's Day, I said that today is destined to be unforgettable for everyone, hahahaha..."
Wang Zheng smiled heartlessly, he was very happy to have such a few close friends in his life!
"Pick!" several close friends raised their middle fingers at him without giving face.
Guan Zhilin couldn't stand the cream on his face, and ran to turn on the faucet by the kitchen and prepare to wash it.
"Don't open it!" Wang Zheng hurriedly stopped, but unfortunately it was too late.
There was red juice powder in the water valve that Wang Zheng had manipulated and tampered with, and the red water was sprayed out, and the bright red color was like blood, and Guan Zhilin couldn't help but be sprayed all over his face.
"Wang Zhengzheng, hello. ”
Guan Zhilin was so angry that he stomped his feet and hurriedly ran back to the dormitory next to him.
"Hahahaha..."
Several so-called best friends let out a gloating laugh, Wang Zheng touched his nose in embarrassment, a woman's sense of revenge is very strong, you have to guard against it in the future!