Chapter Twenty-Six: Cohabitation

I couldn't help but blurt out, "Then where do I live?"

Feng Tian gave me a strange look, "Of course it's a piece of land!"

Damn, are all the little girls so open now?

Even if we are engaged, we have only known each other for two days, and we are going to start living together?

Although it is worth looking forward to, she is underage!

What's more, Feng Chufan made me swear a heavy oath before he died!

I didn't believe in swearing before, but since there are ghosts and mages in the world, it is not impossible for the oath to be fulfilled, especially since the oath is still led by the mage.

Since you can't be a beast, you can only choose a beast.

I hurriedly took two steps forward to stop her, "It's not good, you see, you're not an adult......"

"What do you want?" Feng Tian frowned, "Let's just say that you men don't have a good thing, just go to bed if you have some things! Am I the kind of casual person? Even if you want to be casual, you have to be casual with handsome guys, uncle, you are not handsome, why do you think I will take the initiative to climb into your bed! Shouldn't that room be two bedrooms? You are on the east side, I live on the west side, in case something is convenient, it is convenient to go to you at any time!"

I had to say, "The west bedroom is occupied!"

Feng Tian said unceremoniously: "Then let him move to the room over there, aren't the two bedrooms empty?"

Damn, this tone, this attitude, this is the rhythm of treating yourself as a hostess!

After Feng Tian finished speaking, he stopped answering me, strode over, pushed open the door and entered the house, and turned to the west bedroom.

That's the four-eyed child.

Four-eyed large Lu Xuewen,The only one of our three buddies who graduated from college,Studying electronic information technology,Supposedly, you can at least find a job as a code farmer.,But this guy is an otaku.,Don't like to deal with outsiders.,After graduation, I see that Tianwo doesn't go out at home.,Usually rely on programming people、 Playing games to make money, although there is a lot of money, but his parents feel that it is not the same thing for a big man not to go out all day, and they are very worried that their son will be perverted, and he is worried all day long.

I was entrusted with a lot of trust, and I walked around with Dasha Qiang whenever I had the chance, and I took him with me for the first two collections, but this time I didn't take him because I thought it would be dangerous.

The four-eyed house attribute is deep-rooted, and if you don't go out, you will inevitably nest in front of the computer, and you won't move the place 24 hours a day.

The smell in his room is so heavy that I can't stand the smoke from my barracks as soon as I enter the room.

Seeing Feng Tian enter the house directly, I didn't stop her, just waiting to see her smoked jokes.

Sure enough, as soon as Feng Tian entered the house, he let out a scream, and Siyan'er followed closely and screamed, and immediately saw the window being slammed open, and Siyan'er was thrown out of the window alone!

He fell to the ground solidly, and his eyes didn't get up for a long time, and when he turned his head to see me, he shouted with a crying voice: "Boss, help, there are female robbers who have entered and robbed!"

I was angry and amused, and asked, "Are you okay, are you falling?"

Four Eyes shouted sadly, "Leave me alone, go and stop her, at least don't let her snatch my computer!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the same things thrown out of the window, bedding, clothes, chairs, and instant noodle boxes, drink bottles, and snack bags, as if it was raining.

Four eyes were smashed a few times, and finally they didn't dare to lie on the ground anymore, so they fled to my side and said in shock: "This female robber is too arrogant, boss, you have to teach her a good lesson." After speaking, he looked left and right, revealing a **** embarrassed expression, "Boss, don't say brother, I don't take care of you, that female robber ** boss, at least thirty-six D, you remember to make a few more moves to grab the chest dragon claw hand in a while, help me get out of my anger!"

"it. I said angrily, "I'm standing here, what robber can get into?

Four-eyed was stunned and said, "Yes, you are staying here, it can't be a robber who went in! So what's the matter with her? Hey, what about the big fool? Why did you come back by yourself, boss?"

I've been talking for so many years, and I'm so used to talking with four eyes and talking without focus, sighing and saying, "Dasha is hospitalized!"

Siyan was startled: "Was he beaten up? I just said that the yellow fat man's account is not easy to collect, so what are you doing when you come back? Are you taking something for Dasha? Do you want to find more brothers to get the field back? Wait a minute, what's the matter with that girl who went in? Damn, is Dasha transgender? I can't imagine that he still has big breasts!"

I couldn't bear it anymore and slapped him on the back of the head, "Shut up, listen to me from the beginning!"

I was just about to speak when I heard a bang, and smoke billowed out of the room with four eyes!

Four-eyed was shocked and screamed, "Oh my computer!" and wanted to rush into the room.

I hurriedly grabbed him, "If you go in now, it's easy to lose your life!"

Four-eyed was grief-stricken, "The computer is my life, without the computer, I might as well die!"

I looked at the things thrown outside the window, and comforted him: "It's confiscated, she didn't throw the computer out, which shows that there is no idea of destruction, don't worry, I'll help you come back when you get back." ”

Four eyes turned to look at me, "Boss, that girl is not your horse, Dasha is hospitalized, are you still in the mood to soak the horse?

"Don't worry, listen to me, this matter is complicated!"

I've finished telling the book about the incredible debt collection experience of me and Dasha in the past two days.

The four eyes were stupid, obviously the IQ was a little insufficient, and after listening for a while, he reacted, pointed to the room and shouted excitedly: "Is she your future wife? Damn, boss, you are too uninteresting, this turn will make a childish **** back, why don't you bring me one too!"

Damn, this product is focusing on the wrong point!

I covered my forehead and sighed, "It's not a purchase, can I bring one more?" ”

Siyan'er raised her glasses and asked with concern: "Then she doesn't have sisters or something? From a genetic point of view, since her breasts are so big, her sisters' breasts can't be small!"

"Ask her later," I said angrily, "I'm not at home for the past two days, so it's fine." ”

"It's okay, I didn't even collect water bills, so I came to the door with a courier and sent back a set of clothes that Dasha bought before. Four-eyes cupped his glasses, "So, we need five million now to save Dasha's life?"

I sighed and said, "It's at least five million, that's for buying equipment and materials, if you want to save Dasha, you have to catch the six extreme demons first!"

Four eyes frowned and thought for a moment and said: "If you want to catch ghosts, we need enough information to do it, I don't know if your fiancée is as reliable as her **, the matter of catching ghosts depends on her, otherwise, boss, you will put her on today, raw rice to cook mature rice, I will give you a few skills to teach, Britain and Japan, are all real guns, guaranteed to have actual combat value, you go to the pharmacy at the corner of the street now......"

I was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing at the pharmacy?"

"Buy Viagra and Indian Divine Oil!" The four eyes lit up, and said bitterly: "You are a virgin, you are a fast gunner for the first time, you must use Viagra and divine oil to be stronger, harder and more durable, what did Zhang Ailing say? The soul that leads to a woman is ****! As long as you subdue her once, she will naturally be dead to you, and she will not complain if she dies without saying a word." By the way, did you have any deleted clips of the bed scene? I have it on my computer and will send it to you later. Oh, my computer, what is she doing in there? Why did it explode again!"

There was another dull explosion in the room of the Four Eyes, and this time it continued to sound, and smoke billowed out, black at first, then white smoke, and finally almost as light as fog.

Feng Tian poked his head out of the window and said loudly: "Boil hot water for me, I want to take a bath, the ash is too big!"

I raised my hand and asked, "Do you want to help clean up?"

Feng Tian said impatiently: "I know that I have finished cleaning up, you can help me clean up the garbage that I just threw out!"

The four eyes rushed over, nodded and smiled, "Sister-in-law, thank you for helping me clean my room!"

Feng Tian glanced at him, and then glared at me from a distance, "Don't scream, who is your sister-in-law, she is underage! Also, this is my room from now on, I will throw out all your things, you move over there to live!"

Four-eyed was taken aback, "What about my computer?"

Feng Tian said confidently: "The computer configuration is good, let me use it first, and you can buy another one yourself!"

"No, absolutely not!" Four-eyed was shocked, so he rushed into the house, shouting: "The computer is more important than my wife, I will not lend it!"

He rushed in for less than a minute before being thrown out of the window again.

Feng Tian poked his head out of the window, "You stink, don't come into my house, and you should hurry up and find a place to take a bath, if you want to be so stinky in the future, don't blame me for being rude!" raised his head and said to me again: "This guy stinks so much, can his wife stand it?"

I sighed and said, "He doesn't have a wife yet!" I said, give him back the computer, and I'll buy you a new one!"

Feng Tian said indifferently: "Then you go buy it first, I just saw that some *** in his computer are out of print that I haven't seen, I'll watch it for a few days, and I'll return it to him after reading it!"

Damn, big sister, you're not an adult, okay to watch ****? and said in front of me, a big man, to look at Huang, it's easy for me to associate with the direct beast sex Dafa is good!xh118