"You stupid, you say it's a joke, I'm talking nonsense. Brother Gongzi covered his mouth and whispered, "Anyway, why hasn't that person come back yet?"

An hour later.

"Damn, the family often says that the rivers and lakes are sinister, but I didn't expect to meet a liar for the first time!" Brother Gongzi knew that he had been tricked, and he was quite angry, "Let's go, Xiaohuan, let's teach him a lesson!"

Lin Zhenliu was cultivating in the guest room at the moment, and he forgot about "Three Hundred Jokes" at all.

After a few days of guidance, Lin Zhenliu felt more and more wonderful about his cultivation at this moment, and he couldn't help but increase his confidence.

"Xiaohuan, do you remember which room that guy lives in?" Brother Gongzi walked slowly, insisting on finding the person who released his pigeon.

From childhood to adulthood, only he released other pigeons, how could there be a reason for others to release him?

The little attendant sighed, walked to the shopkeeper's account, and handed a silver ingot to the shopkeeper whose eyes were shining.

The shopkeeper consciously had a breeze on his sleeves and said:

"That guest officer is now a guest of the City Lord's Mansion, a dignified master of adversity, I advise you not to provoke him, as an inn with a conscience, I will not tell you that he lives in the No. 1 room of Tianzi. ”

After all, the breeze on the sleeves is not as lovely as silver.

Lin Zhenliu's door was kicked open, and it was the drunken boy and the little follower.

"Bold, you actually deceived me!" Brother Gongzi rushed over and grabbed Lin Zhenliu's collar with a big grin, "What?

Lin Zhenliu's body was really turbulent, but he couldn't break free from the hand on the collar.

"A master of adversity, right? Hahaha, I'm embarrassed to be called a master, Childe, I have no hexagram realm! Isn't that a master?"

"It's late at night, but what's the matter?" Lin Zhenliu asked helplessly.

"Where is the 300 jokes, and why are you letting me go?" asked Childe, glaring at him, thinking that he had a fierce face.

But I didn't know that in Lin Zhenliu's eyes, it was a little weird.

This son's face is flushed, a bit like the appearance of the old Aunt Xu's wedding.

""Three hundred jokes"?" Lin Zhenliu remembered what he said casually just now, but he didn't want this boy to take it seriously, "I thought you would understand, it's just a joke!"

"Acting on the spot?" Brother Gongzi's fierce face suddenly smiled again, "Xiaohuan, this little bastard actually said to play with me? Hahaha, it's really interesting." ”

Xiaohuan sighed, helpless and funny, and muttered in his heart, Childe, you are actually half a catty.

"I don't care, you said you wanted to laugh at me to death, you have to do it, hurry up and take out "Three Hundred Jokes". Brother Gongzi insisted for no reason, it seems that he was really drunk.

Lin Zhenliu shook his head and said, "Please forgive me for not being able to do it!"

"A manly man, once he says it, it's hard to chase the horse!"

Lin Zhenliu looked at the boy with an exclamation expression and said:

"Your Excellency is a reader at a glance, such a proud idiom comes out of your mouth, and I admire it below!"

"I've also slapped the loud sycophants, don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Zhenliu stood up and said solemnly:

"I am a kind person, my parents have taught us to have a compassionate heart since I was a child, I have never met my son, how can I bear to let you laugh to death!

Brother Gongzi felt more and more interesting, and was so amused that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, but he still refused to let go of Lin Zhenliu, who made him wait for an hour in vain?

"You want to play tricks?"

Lin Zhenliu shook his head and said he didn't dare.

"Don't you dare to take out "Three Hundred Jokes"! Do you know what happens to those who deceive me?" Brother Gongzi made a gloomy expression and said, "The person who deceived me...... They're all dead!"

Lin Zhenliu was a little angry: "Are you threatening me?"

"It couldn't be more obvious. ”

"You're bullying honest people!" Lin Zhenliu said seriously, "Do you know what happened to the people who bullied honest people?"

"What's wrong?"

"Later, they will kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and those who refuse to beg for mercy will be sent to hell by me!" Lin Zhenliu said.

"Why does this sound so strange?" Brother Gongzi was a little confused.

The little attendant came over and added: "Childe, what he said was later a matter of the future, and it hasn't happened now!"

Brother Gongzi suddenly realized, holding his stomach and began to laugh, "Hahaha, haha, later, what a later...... But I'm not afraid!"

"You're not afraid?" Lin Zhenliu feigned a hideous expression.

"Because you're not an honest person!" Brother Gongzi leaned in front of Lin Zhenliu and stared into his eyes and said.

"You're not me, how do you know I'm not honest?"

"An honest man will not let me go of a pigeon! he will not deceive people, he will not make me wait for an hour in vain, and he will not give an explanation. Brother Gongzi suddenly became serious.

"That's how you want to die?"

"I don't want to die, but you said that you want to laugh at me, you have to do it, if I die of old age, sadness, and expressionlessness, I can't do it, I must die with a smile!"

Lin Zhenliu suddenly felt a little big, why is this boy so verbose and troublesome, he doesn't look like a man at all, but he is not afraid.

"I will fulfill you!"

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

"Come on?"

"Come on!"

"You're coming!"

"It's coming!"

"Come on!"

"You're sure you're ready!"

"No more nonsense, come on!"

"Am I really here?"

"Come on, I've been there!"

"Okay!" Lin Zhenliu finally put on a profound look and said,

"I didn't bring "300 Jokes" today, but ...... For countless days and nights, I have memorized it like a stream, blurting out that it is a joke that can laugh until my stomach hurts, and it is conceivable that once 300 jokes are told together, it will definitely be a certain death. ”

"You readers have a saying that 'read a book a hundred times, and its meaning will be seen by itself', right?

"What's the true meaning?" Brother Gongzi suddenly felt a little expectant.

"Laughing at the dead can be described as the ultimate meaning of jokes, today you and I are destined, we are both people who have the same ambition to discuss the ultimate meaning of jokes, I no longer hide it, even if I risk losing the hat of an honest man, I am not afraid to tell you frankly..."

"Laughing at people to death is a long process, if I say that if I tell a joke, I can make you laugh to death, it is done by charlatans, I have always been ashamed, but fortunately you met me, an honest man, I told you this. ”

Brother Gongzi was a little drunk, and after Lin Zhenliu sprinkled a large area, he suddenly felt that he had met a confidant, he put his hand on Lin Zhenliu's shoulder, and said: "Comrade!

Brother Gongzi especially likes the sentence "Everyone is a person with common aspirations", and he was quite moved by this.

Lin Zhenliu's heart finally flickered, but soon his face changed slightly, because his elbow rubbed against the boy's chest, and he couldn't help blurting out:

"This son, your chest is a little soft!"