After she laughed for a while, Xiang Ya sighed and gently rolled up one sleeve: "Jiang Cheng, don't stop me." ”

Jiang Cheng was also rolling up his sleeves: "Just give her a breath, let me come with the last blow!"

Li Ziji gradually stopped her exaggerated laughter, and crossed her hands in front of her to cover her chest: "Hey, hey, don't mess around! This is my family, do you know! High-tech residence! With an intelligent monitoring system! Once you are unfavorable to me, the system will immediately call the police!"

They didn't really want to do anything to her, but Li Ziji was really underwhelmed by the appearance of playing a vulnerable group in a dragon robe now.

"Alright, no kidding you guys. Li Ziji sat up straight and straightened the corners of the dragon robe and pajamas: "Actually, your apprentice ...... Your name is Jiang Cheng, isn't it? It's too rusty to call you by your name, so I'll call you little brother......"

Jiang Cheng almost spit out a mouthful of twenty-five-year-old blood when he heard this nickname, but Li Ziji's words were not to ask for his opinion, and there was no room for him to object.

"This little brother has excellent roots and strong spiritual veins. Li Ziji began to speak: " If you practice well, don't be too lazy, there is no problem in becoming a quasi-master of the Tiangang Realm like us, but the tricks around this little brother are slightly smaller than ordinary people, and they are all half-open, which is very troublesome, unless he only uses physical skills, and does not go to the true yuan at all, so there is no problem, but if he encounters a master in a fight, he will lose; Another way is to learn a more violent true element running method, and put the true element backlog out, so that in the long run, the tricks will gradually change, as for the extent of change, everyone is different, the Baihong heart method I have learned is such a method, little brother, come here. ”

Li Ziji stood up and reached out to pull Jiang Cheng.

So Jiang Cheng was forced to stand up.

Xiang Li raised his eyebrows, and his gaze followed.

I saw Li Ziji go to the open kitchen on the side and take a plastic bottle of unfinished drinks, the 1.25-liter kind, and then she directly unscrewed the cap of the bottle and poured the drink vertically, and the half bottle of drink was poured for about 8 seconds.

"How's it going, slow or not?" asked Li Ziji.

Jiang Cheng didn't know what she wanted to do, so he said truthfully: "It's okay, the bottle mouth is too small, and pouring it out is at this speed." ”

"I'm going to refill this bottle with tap water now, and then pour it out in 5 seconds, believe it or not?" asked Li Ziji.

"Letter. Jiang Cheng nodded firmly.

"Oh, why don't you play your cards according to common sense! You should say you don't believe it! And then I'll show you again, and slap it in the face. Li Ziqi said.

Jiang Cheng looked at him like an idiot: "I'm not a brain-dead NPC in the face, what do you have to prove that you can hurry up?"

"No!" Li Ziji put the bottle to the side, and said, "If you don't say it or not, I won't show it to you." ”

"Okay, I don't believe it!" Jiang Cheng could only bow to the evil forces.

"Okay! I don't believe it, right? It was half a bottle of water just now, and now it's a whole bottle, if I pour out the water in 5 seconds, you'll lose the bet, and you'll put on my skirt and dance a hula!" Li Ziji smiled evilly.

"It's too much!" Jiang Cheng really couldn't understand the brain circuit of this big star, what kind of nine turns and eighteen turns, this level of self-deception, if you want to find the same magnitude, you must go to the city psychiatric hospital.

"Forget it, let you see. Li Ziji took the bottle, immediately filled it with water, and then quickly shook it when it was pouring down, and then saw the water swirling and rushing out of the bottle, Jiang Cheng silently recited the seconds, and finally poured it all in about 5 seconds. (In the spirit of scientific practice, the author Jun Gang personally went to do this experiment...... ）

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a few seconds, and then said: "I seem to have done this experiment in elementary school, and I remember that it was the centrifugal force that made the descent of the water flow stable, and the whirlpool in the middle gave the air a passage to rise......"

"It doesn't matter!" Just kidding, how could an illiterate person like Li Ziji, who had never even gone to a modern kindergarten, talk to him about physics, and directly stretched out his hand to interrupt: "The important thing is that this little experiment proves that different ways will make your true yuan drill out of the body with completely different effects in terms of speed and strength, at this point, Kunlun's Chonglou Mind Method is far inferior to the Bai Hong Mind Method passed down from my ancestor General Cui Yu!"

Jiang Cheng's focus is strange: "Your ancestor is General Cui Yu...... Don't you have the same surname?"

Xiang Li came over and dismantled the stage and said: "His relatives who climbed randomly insisted that they were the descendants of Cui Yu, and their ancestors changed their surname to Li because they couldn't get along. ”

Li Ziji was about to go crazy: "Why are you guys! Still not listening to Teacher Li's lectures? Ah, little brother, do you want to die?"

Jiang Cheng said depressedly: "Didn't you just say that you were joking before...... Why are you going to die again?"

Li Ziji stretched out her delicate fist, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "I can kill you with my own hands." ”

"Actually, in the final analysis, you have to let him learn your Baihong Mind Method, right?" Xiang Ya pulled the topic back in one breath: "Then do you teach it or not?"

"Teach or not, this is a problem...... Li Ziji bit his index finger and began to do it again, and after turning his eyes a thousand times, he turned again: "In fact, it stands to reason that my set of Baihong Heart Method is a precious treasure handed down from my ancestors, and it has always been passed on to the descendants, not to the female, and not to the ...... of filial piety."

Jiang Cheng was too lazy to complain about the language in her words, and he was tired.

"But I can't go back anyway. Li Ziji suddenly relaxed: "It's not impossible to teach you, then you can't teach in vain, you can do me a favor." ”

"You say, if you can help me, you will do your best. Jiang Cheng said, he didn't want the problem of the trick point to hinder his path to supergodhood.

"Help me with my physiological needs. Li Ziji said with a smile.

"Nani!" Jiang Cheng's legs were weak and he almost knelt down: "Aren't you lace?!"

The conscience of heaven and earth, to tell the truth, such a woman, Jiang Cheng really didn't have any thoughts that he shouldn't have.

Xiang Li didn't understand, and looked at the two of them incomprehensibly: "What physiological needs?"

"Look at you, ah, look at you, at such a young age, with such a filthy mind. Li Ziji pointed at Jiang Cheng and pretended to say: "What I said is, solve my appetite, then I will live in Jianghai City for a while, there is a scene to film, come back every night, you can cook for me, okay, I really don't want to eat takeout anymore, it's not long, I'm too lazy to ask a cook, and I'm more introverted, I don't like those people I don't know to come to my house at will, you can cook it or not, I'm not a picky eater, just cook home-cooked food." ”

Jiang Cheng really didn't expect her to have such a strange request.

Before he could think about it, her next sentence made Jiang Cheng a little painful.