Extra: The New Life of the Tanuki (Part I)
The man got up from the hospital bed, picked up the bedside mirror and looked left and right, always feeling that something was strange.
His hair... Where did it go?
The door opened, and a tall man came in, the man was still wearing a military uniform, although he looked handsome, but he didn't make anything, the man always felt gray when he looked at his handsome face...
"Oh, Chinese pastoral cat, are you awake?" Yu Minglang came to check on his daughter-in-law's order, and his daughter-in-law couldn't move just after the operation.
"You call me?" Mu Huaxi touched his bald head, and it felt strange to have no hair.
But the weirdness of not having hair is as good as the wonder of not having a memory.
"That's right, your name is -" Yu Minglang was about to say, but suddenly remembered.
The doctor said that Mu Huaci hit his head in a car accident, and there may be a stage of temporary amnesia, the problem is not big, but the memory is likely to be confused, and there is a better chance than now?
"Your name is Mu Ergou, nicknamed Chinese Pastoral Tanuki Cat. ”
Well, Brother Lang has now added two Lin'er, and it is also very convenient to pit his former rival.
"Ergou?!" Mu Huaxi felt a little puzzled, why did he think this name was so ugly?
"Yes, of course, I'm my cousin-in-law, how can I lie to you?"
"Why am I here? You're my cousin-in-law, but what about my cousin? Do I have any other relatives and friends?"
"Your cousin just gave birth to a child, and your other relatives and friends are now running from ward to ward, there is an old man in our family who has just broken through the ghost gate, and everyone wants to see my daughter-in-law who has just given birth to a child, and you have to see the baby, you two dogs, have become little pitiful, and my cousin-in-law remembers you, two dogs, do you want to remember me?"
"Why do I think you're annoying and hateful?"
Xiaoqiang gritted his teeth, this guy really can't remember? He didn't even forget the words that his daughter-in-law gave him to treat people with hatred.
"That's because you hit your head, and you can't remember some things with shallow memories, but you can only think of what makes you unforgettable, such as your brother-in-law and me, you really love me. ”
"I like men?!" the tanuki felt a little disgusted.
Yu Minglang was also disgusted.
"Hahaha! What are you talking about here?"
The third senior brother and the senior brother also came over.
These two people have just come back from the master and Xiaoqian, and now there are many happy events, everything that should be good is good, and what should be born is also born, especially the master, the situation is very good, and the situation is more optimistic than imagined.
Originally, these two people wanted to come to see the tanuki first, but they met Yu Minglang halfway through, and Yu Xiaoqiang, who had a bad stomach, asked them to see Xiaoqian first, and then come over to see the tanuki, this is the scheming boy who wants to brainwash the second dog in advance.
"You are my friends. "Tanuki liked them very much when he saw them, and it was different from the impression given by this uniformed villain.
"We are your senior brother, this is your senior brother, I am your third senior brother, we grew up together. "The third senior brother went over to check the civet cat's pulse and made sure that he was all right, so he was relieved.
The senior brother stared at Mu Huaci's head from the moment he came in, oops, this shiny big bald head, tsk, worthy of being a tanuki, the high-value shaved head is not ugly, and it feels like a flower monk.
"I don't have any trauma on my head, why should I shave it? I used to be bald?" the tanuki was very puzzled, he stared at his bald head since he woke up, and the more he looked at it, the more disturbed he became.
"Oh, this-" The real third senior brother actually wanted to say that the tanuki's head didn't need to be shaved, and his head was internally injured when he was in a car accident, and he didn't need stitches, but Yu Laomo heard that people woke up, and immediately took advantage of the time when people were asleep again, and teamed up with the doctor to shave them.
In the name of beauty, check whether there is a wound.
"Yes, you used to be a big bald man, you were a bald man. Yu Minglang said quickly.
"How do I feel... Are you suspicious?"
The senior brother and the third senior brother nodded at the same time, and the two of them were still discussing.
"It seems that people are not stupid. ”
"Well, you can still tell the difference between good and bad, it seems that recovery is only a matter of a few days. ”
"That, Ergou, I have something to tell you. ”
Senior brother and others are going to spray again, Yu Minglang, are you going to lose it, and you still give people nicknames while they have no memory?
"What's the matter?"
"We've got your framer, but there's something big going on. ”
"What's the matter?" the tanuki frowned.
"A very, very good military dog in our base, because of tracking the person who drove into you, he was injured a little, and now his leg is lame, and he can't be retired as a military dog, originally we planned to give it a pension, but it was depressed..."
"Can dogs be depressed?"
"Yes, because it has a relationship with the beauty in my family, but my family has two of them, and there is really no place, do you see if you can accept it? ”
"Hey, Yu Minglang, you're a little bit like this-" The third senior brother wanted to say, are you a little too much?
The tanuki likes Xiaoqian, but he can't do it like this, he shaves his hair and has a nickname, and now he still wants the tanuki to raise the dog he is most afraid of?
"To save my wounds?" asked the tanuki.
"Yes, look at it..."Yu Minglang took out the photo and handed it to him, the tanuki looked at it for a few seconds, and the photo showed a big black dog with gauze wrapped around its legs.
"Then send it over, but I haven't recovered now, I'm afraid I can't take care of it, please take care of it for me for a few days, and I'll pick it up when I'm discharged from the hospital." ”
After the tanuki said this, the third child couldn't close his mouth in surprise, isn't the tanuki the most afraid of dogs?
The elder brother was not surprised, and it was so.
When everyone came out of the tanuki ward, Nong Yao stopped Yu Minglang.
"All this your daughter-in-law asked you to do?"
From this weird name, to shaving his hair, to letting a tanuki keep a dog, this looks like a prank, but in fact, the interlocking temptations contain a healing process that people who are not professionals really can't imagine.
"Yes. Yu Minglang generously admitted, "My daughter-in-law said that any bad thing will become a good thing if it is handled properly, he is now in the stage of amnesia, and he just forgot the pain of the past, it is better to give him a new image, give him a new name, and then give him the most hated thing, and when he adapts to it, it doesn't matter if he thinks about it a little, he will have his own life." ”
The tanuki really doesn't hate dogs anymore, Yu Minglang called him a second dog, he didn't respond, and he happily promised to raise a retired country.
"No, even if Xiaoqian formulates a treatment plan for him, she won't let you call someone else's second dog, right?"
"How could my daughter-in-law be at fault?" Yu Minglang didn't admit it.
In fact, Xiaoqian means to use a homophonic dog to tempt, such as Mu Quan or something, Yu Minglang This guy pranks and calls people two dogs, but no matter what, the tanuki accepts this now, which is a good thing.
This means that Mu Tiangang's shadow on him has gradually faded.