These girls who chew the root of their tongues get together to discuss how to step on two boats with long alfalfa, and talk about falling in love with Song Yu and Xia Yan at the same time; Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Alfalfa felt that her life at school had basically returned to the bloody storm before, and she didn't dare to go to the cafeteria for dinner, and she didn't dare to go back to the dormitory when she slept? Alas, if her father, who was the main god, knew, would have felt that she was such a goddess who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and now she had become an unlucky middle school student, she couldn't help but let everyone wipe a handful of sympathetic tears for her.

Fortunately, Yang Xi is still a reliable god, and after letting Alfalfa be "ravaged" at school for more than half a month, she successfully bribed her homeroom teacher to rent a "cabin" next to the school for Alfalfa in the name of her cousin, which ended her sad daily life. It seems that the life of the long alfalfa is on the right track again, but alas......

"What about the house you are talking about?" Chang Alfalfa followed Yang Xi out of the school gate with joy, looking forward to being able to get rid of Li Jiao's clutches and start her new life soon, who knew that Yang Xi actually brought her to the back mountain of the school.

Yang Xi slowly stretched his waist and yawned and said: "No way, your father controlled me to use spells to get money, and I don't have any money-making skills, so I can only wronged you to live in this back mountain with me, you see how quiet it is, I will give you the whole hammock later, and you can sleep at night!"

"Hey, hey, hey?" Chang Alfalfa twitched while turning his head to look at Yang Xi: "You...... Are you sure you can live here?"

Yang Xi stretched his waist again, obviously he must have stayed up late last night to go out to play: "Why can't you sleep?

"Forget it, I'd better go back, there is still a shelter from the wind and rain in the dormitory, here, alas, my life is in danger!"

Yang Xi subconsciously grabbed her, tilted his head, and asked slowly, "Then what kind of place do you want?"

"I just want a place that looks like a house, where people can live, this place, I look a little suspenseful, not to mention whether I want to sleep or not, it doesn't even have the most basic shelter from the wind and rain, right? And even if I can stay, what are you going to do?"

Yang Xi smiled, continued to stretch his waist and said, "How simple is that, I'll continue to sleep in the bracelet!"

"Hmph!?Cheap, friend! I don't think we'd better meet again! I'd rather go to the dormitory and be ravaged by Li Jiao, but it can still be a house?"

Yang Xi was puzzled, and hurriedly grabbed the long alfalfa: "What are you doing? Won't I just make a joke for you?"

"I can't see it, I don't know!" replied slowly, pouting at alfalfa.

Yang Xi stood up straight, and slowly said with a long alfalfa: "I have a way, but it depends on whether you are willing or not?"

"What's the solution? I'll hear it first?" said Alfalfa softly, frowning.

Yang Xihu smiled suspiciously, leaned into Chang Alfalfa's ear, and said softly: "Isn't Song Yu's father the president of your school's parent-teacher association?

Forget it, resolutely put an end to backdoor doctrine, I want to create a better future on my own. Alfalfa was very disdainful of Yang Xi's words.

Yang Xi stretched out his hand and gently tapped Chang Alfalfa's head, and continued: "I don't blame you, blame your father, only give you IQ, forget to give EQ, blame your elm head." ”

"Does this have anything to do with emotional intelligence? I just don't want my classmates to feel like I'm being treated differently!" said as Alfalfa reached out and slapped a mosquito to death.

Yang Xi glanced at her, stretched out his hands and clasped her shoulders: "Listen, your father demoted you to the human world, just because he wanted you to collect all kinds of information from the human world and the demon world, since you want to collect intelligence, you must find a way to break into the enemy, so Song Yu is the first man you need to attack!"

"Ahh

Yang Xi glanced at her helplessly, and continued: "Just let him let down his guard against you, and then successfully enter the school's student union through him!"

"Student union?" After hearing these three words, Chang Alfalfa's body couldn't help but tremble slightly, and said slowly: "Don't! I have been to that place for an interview, it's super scary." ”

Yang Xi glared at Alfalfa again: "What's so scary?"

"The person in charge of the student union is so scary, I blushed and didn't dare to speak when I saw their faces during the interview, so I couldn't pass the test at all!"

Yang Xi hurriedly took a deep breath, and said while holding his breath: "Don't worry, I will help you!"

"No, I'm in my third year of high school now, my studies are so intense, how can I have time to study this thing, you still don't want to torture it, or wait until I finish the college entrance examination?"

Yang Xi's fist had already made a creaking sound at this time, and he forcibly suppressed his anger: "You...... Whether you agree with it or not, you have to do it! Otherwise, I will leave you in this back mountain, so that you can't even go back to school!"

"Why are you more ferocious than Li Jiao, then if I really don't agree, you really want to leave me here?!" Chang Alfalfa turned slightly pale, and looked at Yang Xi pitifully.

When Yang Xi heard this, a flash of fire popped up in his eyes, and he looked down and said, "How is it possible, how can that orc race be compared to me, a noble guardian god!?"

"Hey, although you are two different kinds of identities, your violence is basically carved out of the same mold. Alfalfa looked at Yang Xi sadly and complained softly.

Yang Xi slanted his brows, glanced at the alfalfa, and said slowly: "Not bad, when will you already complain?

"I'm ......!" Alfalfa frowned slightly, not knowing how to respond.

Yang Xi smiled when he saw that the long alfalfa was choked by his own laughter, pulled the long alfalfa and walked back: "Let's go, I'll take you to Song Yu." ”

"Ah?!, do you want to go now?" Alfalfa wailed as he tried to reach out and grab the tree trunk that was fading away, but it was already stretched too far.