Chapter 717: Pit Goods
When Hua Tianyu and Fang Yuexin came to Granny Fang's room, Old Man Zhao was like an angry bag, hunched over, leaning on the edge of the sofa, sitting but not daring to sit, standing and not standing well, looking groveling.
Hua Tianyu wanted to laugh when he looked at it, but Old Man Zhao glanced at him, how could Hua Tianyu still not understand the truth. He walked up to Granny Fang with a smile, "Mother-in-law, haven't you lost your anger yet?"
Then he said to Old Man Zhao: "Master, hurry up and come over to apologize to your mother-in-law, your mother-in-law will not be as knowledgeable as you!"
Old man Zhao hit the snake with the stick, and hurriedly walked over: "Old woman, look, you beat and scolded, and scolded, this anger should be gone!"
Granny Fang snorted heavily and ignored him.
Fang Yuexin didn't want to come over, she was still shy, Old Man Zhao broke through her room where she slept in Hua Tianyu, she was a girl's house, thin-skinned, where did she mean to see him, but these two living treasures were known to everyone, so she had to come over and persuade her mother-in-law.
"Mother-in-law, don't blame Uncle Zhao!" Fang Yuexin walked up to her and grabbed her arm.
Granny Fang said: "Old thing, if it weren't for the two children, I wouldn't be able to spare you, old woman, get out!"
Old Zhao got the pardon and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I'll get out, I'll get out!" The old man turned around and went out in a hurry.
Hua Tianyu followed behind Zhao Lao, an old man and a young man walked into Zhao Lao's room, Old Man Zhao couldn't wait to take a sip of boiled water, and while drinking, he said: "Unlucky, unlucky, I didn't take advantage of it at all, but I made a commotion!"
Hua Tianyu almost didn't laugh out loud.
"Master, are you still old enough?"
"Fart!" Old Man Zhao slammed the water cup on the table, "Boy, you dare to underestimate the old man and me, don't look at me over the age of six, me, me"
Hua Tianyu's eyes widened, wanting to hear the next sentence, but Old Man Zhao glared at him and stopped talking.
Hua Tianyu was in a hurry, he hurriedly said: "Master, you are talking about it, how can there be any reason not to say it halfway through!"
Old Zhao blew his beard and glared at him: "Tell me a fart, can I still tell you that although the old man is over the age of six, I still get up early every day?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that Hua Tianyu had already widened his eyes and looked at him incredulously.
"Master, you"
Old Man Zhao covered his mouth: "Boy, if you dare to tell me, I will click on you, old man!"
Hua Tianyu nodded again and again, and Zhao Lao let go of his hand, and as soon as he let go, Hua Tianyu couldn't hold back anymore, hahaha.
Old Man Zhao's face was flushed, and he kicked on Hua Tianyu's ass: "Get out, you stinky boy, get out of here!"
Hua Tianyu laughed so much that tears were about to come out, and he stretched out his thumb to Zhao Lao: "Master, admire, admire, if the apprentice reaches your age, he can still have a pillar of optimus every day, I will be content!"
"Stinky boy, do you dare to mention it?" The old man's face was flushed, and in front of the juniors, he was embarrassed.
Hua Tianyu hurriedly put away his smile and forced a smile to say, "Master, I won't say it, I won't say it." But what's going on? You have to make it clear to me that you and your mother-in-law are so old, if you want me to see it, let's do it!"
When Zhao Lao heard Hua Tianyu say this, although he was old, he still twisted it, and said with some embarrassment: "I am here, I have this idea, that is, the old woman is thin-skinned, that"
Hua Tianyu patted his chest and said: "Master, what are you afraid of? If you want to love, this is the nature of a man, you are embarrassed to say, I told you, if you want me to see, you will do things in the United States, set up the banquet, and marry your mother-in-law home!"
Zhao Lao smiled: "I want to"
Hua Tianyu laughed, and he went out directly.
When she came to Granny Fang's room, Fang Yuexin and Granny Fang were chatting, and when she saw Hua Tianyu coming in, Fang Yuexin's face turned red, and she didn't dare to look at him, but the affection was conveyed unabashedly between her every move.
Hua Tianyu's heart was warm, and he sat down beside Granny Fang: "Mother-in-law, although Yuexin and I are not by your side, you always have to take good care of yourself, the birds have grown up, and sooner or later they will leave the nest, if one day Yuexin can't be by your side, you can take good care of yourself!"
Granny Fang said: "Don't sensationalize with me, even if Yuexin marries you in the future, your mother-in-law doesn't have to worry about you!"
Fang Yuexin's face was covered with redness, she didn't say a word, she only glanced at Hua Tianyu, and when she saw him looking over, her eyes touched, so she avoided in a panic, biting her lip, and didn't speak.
Hua Tianyu forcibly took his eyes off Fang Yuexin, and he smiled: "Mother-in-law, there must always be someone by your side to take care of you, Yuexin and I can rest assured, if there is no one who knows and knows warmth by your side, how can the two of us rest assured?"
Granny Fang glared at Hua Tianyu and said, "Boy, do you want to be a matchmaker?" Granny Fang immediately understood.
Hua Tianyu grinned: "Mother-in-law, you know that person from my master, he is devoted to you, you see"
"Stinky boy, are you begging for a beating?" Granny Fang stood up without waiting for him to finish. "Don't mention this in the future, I got angry when I saw that old thing, and I actually slept in my room!"
Hua Tianyu said with a smile: "Cheng, mother-in-law, don't say anything more, I'll go over and tell the old man that he wants to eat swan meat, and he has died of this heart!"
One sentence made Granny Fang laugh.
"Come on, you're old, and you're still a swan!"
Hua Tianyu glanced at Fang Yuexin, the two stood up, Hua Tianyu said: "Mother-in-law, you wait, Yuexin and I will go to the old man's side and tell him that don't even think about this in the future, I will stop his thoughts!"
"Hey"
Without waiting for Granny Fang to respond, Hua Tianyu took Fang Yuexin's hand and went out.
"Brother Hua, what are you doing? Actually, I can see that my mother-in-law likes Uncle Zhao!"
Hua Tianyu kissed Fang Yuexin on the face and said, "Silly girl, you don't care about this matter, the mountain people have their own wonderful memories! ”
Fang Yuexin's face turned red and went back to the room obediently!
Hua Tianyu knocked on Zhao Lao's room, the old man was pacing in the room, welcoming Hua Tianyu in, he couldn't wait to ask, "How is it, did the old woman agree?"
Hua Tianyu sighed and said: "Master, you will die of this heart, my mother-in-law said, don't mention this matter in the future, and if you mention it again, you will turn your face with me, I think, you will die!"
Zhao Lao lost his spirit in an instant, and muttered to himself: "How can this be, how can this be?"
Hua Tianyu's eyes rolled: "Master, in fact, I can see that my mother-in-law likes you, otherwise if you stayed in her room last night, how would she be shouting all over the world, if you want me to say, she actually wants the whole world to know, it's just that, she is thin-skinned, embarrassed to say it, I have a way to deal with such a woman, do you want to hear it?"
Old Man Zhao had already pricked up his ears to listen.
"Boy, say it quickly, do you want to kill the old man in a hurry?"
Hua Tianyu grinned and said: "Master, to deal with a woman like Granny Fang, you have to be bold and black, and you will shoot when you should make a move, do you know what raw rice is called cooked rice?"
Old man Zhao has been immersed in medical skills all his life, where does he have so many fancy intestines, and he is covered by Hua Tianyu's vernacular.
"You say, what should I do?"
Hua Tianyu continued to seduce this ignorant old man.
"So, master, do you believe me?"
"Believe, you are my apprentice, I don't believe who do you believe?"
"Okay, you drink first, drink to strengthen the hero's courage"
"Damn, this wine smells of horse urine!"
"I'll tell you, you'll knock on your mother-in-law's door in a moment."
After a while, Hua Tianyu finished instigating, and Old Man Zhao's wine strength also came up. He blushed and said, "Is this okay? Will the old woman ignore me in the future? She won't kill me, will she?"
Hua Tianyu cheered up the old man and said, "What are you afraid of, men must have confidence in themselves." Master, you Yushu is in the wind, tall and mighty, who can compare to you in the five sects and three schools of traditional Chinese medicine, what are you afraid of, the old man is ruthless to others, and even more ruthless to himself, you should be brave and righteous!"
Lao Tzu gritted his teeth and said, "Cheng, I'll listen to you, old man, I'm out of the way!"
Old Man Zhao pushed open the door, looking like he was going home, and if he didn't succeed, he would become benevolent.
Hua Tianyu sang in the back: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold", this thing fooled the old man and was lame.
Old man Zhao walked to Granny Fang's door, raised his hand, and knocked three times in a row.
Granny Fang opened it from the outside and saw the red-headed and up-faced Zhao Lao, and she was angry: "What kind of wine do you drink early in the morning, do you think you die slowly?"
Old Man Zhao broke in one step, then closed the door, stared at Granny Fang, and his mind was full of Hua Tianyu's instigation: "After entering, just say: Old woman, marry me." We don't have a few years left in this life, so give me the rest of your life and let me take care of you for the rest of your life!"
Old man Zhao thought of this, without saying a word, knelt down on one leg, and said loudly: "Old woman, marry me, let's not have a few days to live, give me the rest of your life, you can take care of me!"
The old man was so excited that he said the opposite!
Granny Fang was a flurry, and then scolded: "You are a shameless old man, and you want me to take care of you, what do you think, your head is full of dung?"
Only then did Old Man Zhao react, he was paralyzed, and he said the opposite. The next trick that Hua Tianyu taught him was reflected in his mind, no matter what the old woman's reaction was, rush up, hug her tightly, no matter how she resisted, don't let go, find an opportunity, and kiss her mouth!
Old man Zhao was so bold that he rushed over, regardless of whether Granny Fang wanted to or not, he 'snapped' and hugged Granny Fang tightly.
Granny Fang didn't expect Old Man Zhao to hug her like this, she said angrily: "Old bastard, do you want to die? Believe it or not, old woman, me."
Before she could say the next sentence, Old Man Zhao pressed her to the bed with a momentum, and couldn't help but say it, and kissed her directly, Granny Fang was stunned, she had never let a man touch her in her life, and she only felt that her head was buzzing
When she came back to her senses, Old Man Zhao had already left her mouth, her face was flushed with shame, and she said sharply: "Old bastard, I'll kill you"
Old Man Zhao remembered the last trick Hua Tianyu taught him, if she called, he would gag her mouth with his mouth until she stopped screaming!
The old man let go, didn't do it, didn't stop it, and said it decisively, and Granny Fang's cursing stopped instantly.
Letting go again, Granny Fang's body was already soft, she bit her lip: "Don't get up yet, otherwise I'll scold" Before she finished speaking, Old Man Zhao used his mouth as a weapon again and decisively blocked it!
"Old King Eight"
Hua Tianyu hid outside the door until he could no longer hear Granny Fang's cursing, so he removed his ears that were attached to the door, and when he looked up, he saw Wu Zuorong, Wei Zigang, Yao Chengming and others all standing behind him, which startled Hua Tianyu.
"A few seniors, do you know, people are scary and scared to death!"
Zhang Haishan, the king of the fire pot, said with a smile: "What's the situation, what's the battle situation?" This old man is also a master who loves to joke. Old Man Zhao and Granny Fang made such a big move, it was difficult not to alarm others.
Hua Tianyu said with a smile: "A few seniors, in my opinion, everyone is waiting to eat the happy bar!"
Wei Zigang cracked his mouth and smiled: "Mrs. Fang's temperament, can Brother Zhao win it?" He was not less angry with Granny Fang, when Hua Tianyu challenged the five sects and three factions, Wei Zigang was the absolute main force, don't be squeezed by Granny Fang, that old woman has a very strong temperament!
Hua Tianyu grinned and said, "No matter how fierce the horse is, it must have a master!" This sentence made several old guys laugh.
A few people went downstairs first, the hotel had a buffet, after breakfast, and things.
When a few people were eating about the same, they saw Old Man Zhao walk in with a proud face.
Old Man Zhao was full of red light and looked complacent.
Wu Lao couldn't help but ask: "Brother Zhao, what's the situation, tell us about it!"
Zhao Lao couldn't help but smile and said, "Promise me, she promised me." "The old man is a little incoherent!
Hua Tianyu stepped forward with a smile: "Master, what's the matter? I've used all the tricks I taught you!"
Old Man Zhao patted Hua Tianyu on the shoulder: "He is worthy of being a good apprentice of the master, he has used it all, it really works!"
Several old guys all looked at Hua Tianyu, not knowing what kind of dumb riddle this old man played!
Zhao Lao said: "You old guys, why are you so curious. Tianyu, you go to your mother-in-law after eating, she has something to discuss with you. ”
"Is it a happy event?"
"Of course!" said Old Man Zhao with a smug face.
Hua Tianyu stood up and said, "Master, then I wish you in advance!"
Zhao Lao smiled and said: "Tianyu, thanks to you, the master remembers it in his heart, go quickly, my mother-in-law will be in a hurry for a while!"
Hua Tianyu responded, "Okay!" He turned around and left.
The corners of Old Man Zhao's mouth twitched, and he thought in his heart: "Boy, ask for more blessings, for the sake of the master's sexual life, you can dedicate it!"
How did Hua Tianyu know that he had been sold by the old man!
After a while, a pig-like howl came from Granny Fang's room: "Old Zhaotou, I'm not done with you, you pit me"