Wei Wuxian is a person who is very good at finding fun for himself, and he is especially good at making fun of suffering. Since there is nothing else to play, then I have to play Lan Wangji.

He said, "Brother Forget the machine." ”

Lan Wangji did not move.

Wei Wuxian said: "Forget the machine." ”

Hear as if you haven't heard it.

Wei Wuxian: "Lan Wangji." ”

Wei Wuxian: "Lan Zhan!"

Lan Wangji finally stopped writing and looked up at him coldly. Wei Wuxian ducked back and raised his hand in a defensive gesture: "Don't look at me like this. If you don't agree, I'll call you by your name. If you're not happy, you can call me by my name. ”

Lan Wangji said: "Put your legs down." ”

Wei Wuxian sat in an extremely immodest position, leaning over and supporting his legs. Seeing that Lan Wangji finally opened his mouth, there was a burst of joy that kept the clouds open and saw the moon. He put his legs down as he said, but his upper body was unconsciously closer, and his arms were pressed against the bookcase, still in an unorthodox sitting position. He said sternly: "Lan Zhan, I ask you a question." You--do you really hate me?"

Lan Wangji lowered his eyelashes. Wei Wuxian hurriedly said, "Don't." Say a few words and ignore people again. I want to admit my mistake to you and apologize to you. Look at me. ”

After a pause, he said, "Don't look at me?" That night, it was me who was wrong. I was wrong. I shouldn't have climbed over the wall, I shouldn't have drunk, I shouldn't have fought with you. But I swear! I didn't mean to provoke you, I really didn't read your house rules. The Jiang family's family rules are all verbal, and they are not written down at all. Otherwise I wouldn't. "I definitely won't drink that altar of heaven in front of you, I will take it back to the room in my arms and drink it secretly, drink it every day, give it to everyone to drink, drink enough.

Wei Wuxian said again: "And let's be reasonable, who is the first to call? If you don't do it first, we can still talk and make it clear. But when people beat me, I had to fight back. I can't be blamed for that. Lan Zhan, are you listening? Lan Gongzi, Second Brother Lan, look at me. ”

Lan Wangji didn't raise his eyes, and said, "Copy it again." ”

Wei Wuxian tilted his body: "Don't be like this. I was wrong. ”

Lan Wangji ruthlessly exposed him: "You have no remorse at all. ”

Wei Wuxian said without dignity: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." You can say it as many times as you want. It's okay to get down on your knees and say yes. ”

Lan Wangji put down his pen, Wei Wuxian thought that he finally couldn't bear to beat himself, and was about to throw a smile on his face, but suddenly found that his upper and lower lips seemed to be glued, and he couldn't laugh. His face changed drastically, and he struggled: "Hmm, hmm!"

Lan Wangji closed his eyes, exhaled lightly, opened his eyes, and looked calm again, as if nothing had happened. Wei Wuxian had heard of the hatred of the Lan family's forbidden speech technique a long time ago, and he didn't believe in this evil in his heart. But after pounding for a long time, the corners of his mouth were scratched red, and he couldn't open it no matter what. After a few moments, he threw a piece of paper over with his pen flying away. Lan Wangji glanced at it and said, "Boring." "Crumpled up and threw it away.

Wei Wuxian was so angry that he collapsed on the mat and rolled around, got up and wrote a new one, and photographed it in front of Lan Wangji, where it was crumpled up again and thrown away.

The mute didn't unravel until he finished copying it. The next day, when I came to the library, the paper balls that had been thrown all over the floor the day before yesterday were all taken away.

Wei Wuxian had always healed his scars and forgot the pain, he had just suffered a loss of silence the day before, and his mouth was itchy after sitting for two moments. I just said two words without knowing whether I was alive or dead, and I was banned again. When he couldn't speak, he scribbled on the paper, stuffed it into Lan Wangji, and then crumpled it up and threw it on the ground. The same was true on the third day. The consequence of being repeatedly banned was that Wei Wuxian had no time to fish, and the amount that was supposed to be copied for a month was almost finished in seven days.

The seventh day was the last day of contemplation. Today's Wei Wuxian is a little different. He came to Gusu for a while, and the sword was thrown every day, and he never saw him carry it seriously, but this day he brought it and pressed it next to the bookcase. It is even more the norm of reluctance to forgive and harass Lan Wangji in every way, without saying a word, he starts writing when he sits down, and his obedience is almost weird.

Lan Wangji had no reason to cast a ban on him, but instead looked at him twice, as if he didn't believe that he was suddenly honest. Sure enough, not long after he sat down, Wei Wuxian became seriously ill and sent a piece of paper over and motioned for him to look at it.

Lan Wangji thought it was some messy and boring words, but the ghost swept it away, and it turned out to be a portrait. Sitting in a precarious position, leaning against the window and reading quietly, his eyebrows and expressions are vivid, it is himself.

Wei Wuxian saw that he didn't look away immediately, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he raised an eyebrow at him, blinking. There is no need for words, the meaning is obvious: is it good?

Lan Wangji said slowly: "If you have this leisure, you don't go to copy books, but you go to scribble." I don't think you'll ever want to lift the ban. ”

Wei Wuxian blew on the ink marks that had not dried, and said indifferently: "I've already finished copying, and I won't be here tomorrow!"

Lan Wangji's slender fingers brushing the yellowish scroll seemed to lag for a moment, and only then did he turn the next page, and he didn't even forbid him. Seeing that he couldn't play it, Wei Wuxian threw the painting lightly and said, "I'll give it to you." ”

The painting was thrown on the mat, and Lan Wangji had no intention of taking it. These days, Wei Wuxian writes to scold him, curry favor with him, admit his mistakes to him, and scribble on all the papers he writes with his pen and pen are treated like this, he is used to it, and he doesn't care, and suddenly says, "I forgot, I have to add something to you." ”

After speaking, he picked up the paper and picked up the pen, added two strokes in three strokes, looked at the painting, and then looked at the real person, and fell to the ground laughing. Lan Wangji put down the scroll and glanced at it, it turned out that he had added a flower to his sideburns.

The corners of his mouth twitched. Wei Wuxian got up and grabbed it, "'Boring' right, I knew you were going to say boring." Can you change the word? Or add two more words?"

Lan Wangji said coldly: "It's extremely boring. ”

Wei Wuxian clapped his hands: "Sure enough, two words were added." Thank you!"

Lan Wangji retracted his gaze, picked up the book that had just been placed on the desk, and opened it again. After just one glance, he threw it out as if he had been licked by a tongue of fire.

He was originally looking at an ancient book, but when he opened it just now, all he saw were intertwined figures with red stripes, which was unbearable. The book he was reading was actually wrapped into a book jacket disguised as a serious book.

You don't have to think about it to know who did the good thing, it must have been someone's hand when he was showing him a painting to take his attention away. What's more, Wei Wuxian was still there slapping the table and laughing wildly: "Hahahahahahahahaha

The book was thrown to the ground, and Lan Wangji retreated to the corner of the library pavilion in an instant, and roared angrily: "Wei Ying-!"

Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he almost rolled under the bookcase, and finally raised his hand: "I'm here!"

Lan Wangji pulled out the dust-avoiding sword. Wei Wuxian had never seen him look so out of shape since they met, and he hurriedly grabbed his saber, the blade of which showed off its sheath for three points, and reminded: "Manners! Pay attention to manners! I also brought a sword today, do you want your library!" He had expected Lan Wangji to be annoyed and angry, and specially carried his sword to defend himself, so as to avoid being stabbed to death by Lan Wangji in a fit of anger. Lan Wangji's sword blade was aimed at him, and his pale eyes almost erupted with fire: "What kind of person are you!"

Wei Wuxian said, "What else can I be?" Man!"

Lan Wangji scolded: "Shameless!"

Wei Wuxian said, "Don't be ashamed of this, don't tell me, you've never seen anything like this." I don't believe it. ”

Lan Wangji lost because he didn't know how to scold, held back for a long time, raised his sword and pointed at him, his face full of frost: "You go out." We fought. ”

Wei Wuxian shook his head again and again: "If you don't fight, you won't fight." Yun Shen does not know where to prohibit private fighting. He was about to pick up the book that had been thrown out, and Lan Wangji grabbed it in one step and grabbed it in his hand. Wei Wuxian's heart turned, guessing that he was going to use this evidence to denounce him, and deliberately said, "What are you robbing? I thought you wouldn't look at it." If you want to see it, you don't have to grab it, it's originally lent to you. ”

Lan Wangji's whole face turned white, and he said word by word: "I, no, look." ”

Wei Wuxian continued to distort right and wrong: "Don't you look at it, then what are you robbing it for? Keeping it private? This is not good, I borrowed it from someone, and you have to return it after reading it...... Hey, don't come here, there's something to say. You don't want to turn it in, do you? Give it to whom? Give it to the old ...... Give it to your uncle?Second Master Lan, can you give this kind of thing to the elders of the clan to see? He will definitely suspect that you have seen it first, that is a shame!"

Lan Wang's spiritual power poured into his right hand, and the book was torn into tens of thousands of pieces, which rose one after another and fell from the sky. Wei Wuxian was relieved to see that he had succeeded in provoking him to destroy the corpse, and pretended to regret: "Destroy the heavenly things!" and picked up another piece of shredded paper that fell on his hair and held it up to Lan Wangji: "Lan Zhan, you are good at everything, you just like to throw things around." Tell me, how many paper balls have you thrown on the ground these days? Today, you are not addicted to throwing paper balls, and you are playing with paper tearing. You tear it up, you clean it up yourself. I don't care. Of course, he never cared.

Lan Wangji endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted angrily: "Get out!"

Wei Wuxian said: "Okay, you Lan Zhan, they all say that you are the pearl of the world, the most knowledgeable and polite, it turns out that it is nothing more than that." Yunshen doesn't know where to prohibit noise, don't you know? And you actually told me to 'get out'. Is it the first time you have used such words on people......" Lan Wangji drew his sword and stabbed at him. Wei Wuxian hurriedly jumped on the windowsill: "Get out." I'm the best at rolling. Don't send me!"

He jumped out of the library and went on a rampage like a madman. Jumping into the woods, there was already a group of people waiting for him inside. Nie Huaisang said: "How is it." Did he see it?

Wei Wuxian said, "What kind of expression? Hey, didn't you hear him roaring so loudly just now?"

Someone looked with reverence: "I heard it, he told you to get out! Brother Wei, it's the first time I've heard Lan Wangji tell someone to 'get out'! How did you do that?"

Wei Wuxian's face was full of pride: "Congratulations, I helped him break this ban today." See, the cultivation and family education praised by the second son of Lan are all vulnerable in front of me. ”

Jiang Cheng scolded with a dark face: "You are a proud fart! What is there to be proud of! Is it a glorious thing to be shouted at to get out? What a shame for our family!"

Wei Wuxian said: "I had the heart to admit my mistake to him, but he ignored me. Forbid me for so many days, what's wrong with me teasing him? It's a pity that Brother Huaisang, your book of treasures Spring Palace. I haven't finished reading it yet, it's so exciting! Lan Zhan is really puzzled, he is still not happy to show him, and he is blind to that face. ”

Nie Huaisang said: "It's a pity! ”

Jiang Cheng sneered: "I offended Lan Wangji and Lan Qiren thoroughly, you will die tomorrow! ”

Wei Wuxian waved his hand and hooked Jiang Cheng's shoulder: "So much." Let's tease first. You've collected my body so many times, and it's not bad this time. ”

Jiang Cheng kicked over: "Get out! Next time you do this kind of thing, don't let me know! Don't ask me to come and see!"