Chapter 16: The Dean Ran Away with His Sister-in-law!
Fei Dasheng didn't know that there was a princess of the blood clan who had chased him from England to the Great Demon Capital of China and wanted to give him a monkey. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He's struggling with one thing right now, and he doesn't know any magic at all! No, it won't! No, it won't!
"I don't know how to do magic, it's a sad story!"
"I'm the second generation of immortals, the only descendant of Fei Tianshi, and I don't know any spells at all!"
"What a shame it would be to say that!"
Although his father is known as the Heavenly Master, except for a room of books in the house, Fei Dasheng has not seen anything related to Daomen spells, even if it is a charm, he has never seen a peachwood sword, let alone any legendary magic weapons, he has never seen it at all! Haven't seen it! Haven't seen it!
In the past, he didn't believe in any Taoism, magic, or demonic methods.
But now, after taking him around through Gandorf, Fei Dasheng knew that the world was so big, there were no surprises, and the magic that he thought was impossible had always existed, and a school like Hogwarts House, which specializes in training magical students, has existed for thousands of years.
"That's a big question!" Fei Dasheng walked around the room, and followed him nonsense, "The new students are about to enroll, and as a teaching assistant, I don't know any magic at all, how can I establish my prestige?" No way! This must change now! The reputation of my second-generation Young Heavenly Master must not be ruined here! ”
Do you want to ask Gandalf for advice?
This is of course the best choice, after all, the title of Grand Magister Gandalf is not for nothing, and his magic is also powerful.
It's one thing to be a magician yourself, and it's another thing to be able to teach students well.
When it comes to basic entry, Archmage Gandalf isn't too good at it.
At this point, Fei Dasheng has already called and verified.
As for the other people in the Huaxia Campus, Fei Dasheng doesn't know any of them, and if he doesn't have a friendship, who will easily teach magic? That's impossible!
Now Fei Dasheng understands that Western magicians are similar to Chinese Taoists, and they attach great importance to their own inheritance.
Although this is a drawback of the wizarding world, the power of tradition is really strong and cannot be easily reversed.
"It seems that I can't find a suitable teacher, so I can only be self-taught!" In the end, Fei Dasheng sighed and said, "Come to think of it, with the strong IQ that I have watched more than 600 episodes of "Naruto", more than 700 episodes of "One Piece", and more than 800 episodes of "Detective Conan", if you want to learn one or two magics, there is no problem!" ”
Just thinking about these things, Fei Dasheng's mobile phone rang.
"Huh?" Fei Dasheng connected it with a swipe of the screen, although he had never been out of the mountain, it didn't mean that he couldn't even use his mobile phone.
In fact, Fei Dasheng has been in the mountains for so many years, and his communication with the outside world is mainly done through his mobile phone.
"Your phone is 49.7 yuan in arrears, please replenish the phone bill in time to avoid inconvenience to your call due to downtime." There was a computer voice prompt on the phone, informing Fei Dasheng that it was time to pay the phone bill.
"Well, now you have to do it yourself." Fei Dasheng sighed again.
His phone arrears amount is 50 yuan, and he can make another call back to see if the situation is going back, so Fei Dasheng made a call to his father Fei Tianshi.
"Ha, how's Hogwarts House?" Fei Tianshi answered the phone and asked his son with a smile.
"The courtyard is bright, and the weather is like." Fei Dasheng replied, "But I heard that the newly enrolled magic students will have a little magic, you let me come here like this, how can I mix in the future?" ”
"Then you just follow the study, it is a good thing to learn through China and the West, and in the future, our Daomen will also develop outward, you don't know the opponent, how can you carry forward our family's Taoism?" Fei Tianshi replied.
"But, I don't even know what our family's Taoism is?!" At the mention of this, Fei Dasheng was a little angry, "I've lived so long, and you haven't taught me even a small spell, right?!" Tell me, how do you ask me to magnify our family's Taoism?! Is there a way to do it in our family?! ”
"Of course our family has a way!" Fei Tianshi replied categorically, "What do you think is the matter with the eight thousand volumes of the Daozang that I asked you to memorize? That's the Way! There is also the "Key Points" that I asked you to memorize, that is the Fa! It's because you didn't experience it yourself, how can you put the black cauldron on my head? ”
"Is that okay?" When Fei Dasheng heard this, he couldn't help but scratch his head, "In this case, the one I have watched the most is not "Naruto", not "One Piece", nor "Detective Conan", but more than 8,000 volumes of "Daozang"!" I forgot about it! ”
"Remember! Word, in your heart! The law is also in your heart! How you use it is up to you! After Fei Tianshi finished speaking, he was about to hang up the phone.
"Hey! Don't hang up the phone! Remember to charge me up! Wait until I pay you back! Fei Dasheng hurriedly shouted, and he didn't know if Fei Tianshi heard it.
"Hey, hey?! Grass! It's actually down in arrears! Fei Dasheng heard the busy sound and threw the phone aside angrily.
"Master, would you like to drink some coffee to cool off?" Hu Ba walked on his little short legs, running around in front of Fei Dasheng, his little eyes blinking, and he looked stupid and cute.
Looking at Hu Ba's diligence, Fei Dasheng's mood suddenly improved a lot, he nodded, touched the top of Hu Ba's head and said, "Good boy, you are still sensible." ”
Although as a magic puppet, Hu Ba has existed for I don't know how many years, but at that time it was just an emotionless high-level prop, until Fei Dasheng gave him a name, Hu Ba had various emotions like human beings, so in this sense, Hu Ba is now a child, and it is not wrong, and its life is still given by Fei Dasheng himself.
"Remember, you, the Heavenly Master Grandpa, are not reliable at all, don't learn from him in the future!" Fei Dasheng did not forget to put some eye medicine on Fei Tianshi's "grandfather" in front of Hu Ba, who he had never seen before.
It seems that after Fei Tianshi kicked his son out, he didn't plan to care about his life or death.
Fei Dasheng himself is also a dignified person, since he has reached the age of eighteen, he will naturally not continue to gnaw at the old.
Besides, Fei Tianshi also arranged a job for him, although it is not clear how much the salary of the teaching assistant at Hogwarts House is, but just looking at the construction scale of this campus and the living conditions, Fei Dasheng feels that he should be able to support himself in the future.
It's just that before the first month's salary is in place, he is really penniless.
"Why don't you go to Gandalf and borrow some money first?" Fei Dasheng touched his smooth and hairless chin, and hit the idea on the Great Demon Master Gandalf, who brought him out with one hand.
Gandalf is not only the archmage, a member of the school board of Hogwarts House, but also a British nobleman, the famous Lord Claydon, this guy is a big fat sheep, and his body is very fat.
Just rush him out and bring himself out, and it is impossible to watch him Fei Dasheng starve to death, right?
So Fei Dasheng washed his face, and then took Hu Ba and walked towards the villa where Gandalf lived.
The entire Hogwarts College Huaxia Campus is very large, most of it is in the mountains, avoiding densely populated cities, and the basic buildings cover an estimated area of more than a dozen square kilometers, and it is not clear how big it is, and there may also be a part of the land that only enjoys limited use rights.
From Fei Dasheng's villa to Gandalf's villa, it is almost two kilometers away.
Fei Dasheng walked a little way and saw the main building of the campus in the middle.
However, at this time, the main building of the campus is a little lively, and there are 60 or 70 people blocking the door, probably making trouble.
"Hey, there's a lot of fun!" Fei Dasheng's favorite thing is to join in the fun, which is also a common problem of mountain people.
I don't usually see anyone, but when I see a place with a lot of people, of course I want to get inside.
When I walked over, I found that among the sixty or seventy people, most of them were women, all dressed up in fancy clothes, looking like women engaged in special occupations, and the most rare thing was that their actions were very uniform, not only dressed very consistently, but the signs they held in their hands were all a standard template.
The most shocking thing is that they actually pulled six mobile loudspeakers over, more than one person high, it is the kind of professional equipment played by the aunts who dance square dances, as soon as the horn is turned on, a building opposite can be shaken down!
At this time, inside the big speaker,It's playing loop music with the maximum power,Listen carefully,It's actually a song!
"Hogwarts!"
"Hogwarts!"
"Hogwarts, the biggest school of witchcraft and wizardry, has gone out of business!"
"Dean McGonagall eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, owes 300 million pounds, and runs away with his sister-in-law!"
"We have no choice, take the magic book to pay for the flesh!"
"The original price is three hundred pounds, two hundred pounds, and one hundred pounds of magic books, all twenty dollars, all twenty dollars!"
"McGonagall, you're not human!"
"We've been by you for more than half a year, and you don't give you money!"
"You pay me back the money!"
"Give me back the money!"
“……”
I'm a big grass, this song sounds a little familiar?!
Fei Dasheng pondered it carefully and finally heard it.
It turned out that someone adapted the online divine comedy "Jiangnan Tannery Goes Down" a little and directly applied it to the head of Hogwarts House, McGonagall.