Chapter 288: Life is getting more and more humorous (4)

Today, the county held a township work outlook meeting, Feng Zhe arrived at the venue twenty minutes in advance, he originally wanted to wait for Li Kaixuan in the parking place outside the venue, but he felt that the purpose was too obvious, and some of them had no silver three hundred taels here, so he chose a place near the door of the venue and sat down, but Li Kaixuan did not come for a long time, but surrounded some other brother township leaders, everyone chatted for a while, seeing that the time was almost up, they were all in place, and some took this opportunity to go to the bathroom to put water to clean up the backlog of inventory in their stomachs, so as not to open half of the internal and external troubles, Feng Zhe and others There was no one around, also walked slowly from the corridor to the bathroom, and then saw a plump woman with her back to herself and was about to enter the bathroom, and a man's voice came from the blind spot of the wall and said: "Oh, Yang leader Yang Jiyao, you are here in person!"

The man who spoke was Li Kaixuan, and the woman was Yang Yizhi of the Confidential Department, Yang Yizhi had a cheerful personality, was gorgeous, and was plump and greasy, and Li Kaixuan was no stranger, and said to Li Kaixuan: "Could it be that Secretary Li brought it to me?"

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"Then you came first?"

"First of all, I'm not waiting. ”

Yang Yizhi chuckled: "These two steps are here, why don't you go in with me and wait?"

"Anyway, it's just two steps, I'm still waiting outside. ”

Li Kaixuan said this, Yang Yizhi smiled even more happily, Feng Zhe stopped listening to the two of them laughing, and then there was no sound behind the corner of the wall, and he heard Yang Yizhi seem to whisper "um", as if he was rubbed by Li Kaixuan on some part of his body, and then heard a light pat, Yang Yizhi went into the bathroom.

is really bold and thin-skinned, Feng Zhe felt that he should avoid it, but Li Kaixuan did not immediately come out from behind the wall, Feng Zhe saw that there was no one behind him, and walked back a few steps backwards with his feet, and then increased his steps and walked forward, but Li Kaixuan did not stand in front of the toilet door, and Li Kaixuan could not really enter the women's toilet with Yang Yizhi, and when Feng Zhe entered the men's toilet, he found that Li Kaixuan had really returned to the men's toilet and was lighting a cigarette , sure enough, it is not a waste of fame, it is very angry, it seems that the plump figure and bold personality are very attractive to Li Kaixuan.

"If you have a big addiction to smoking, you will have to hold it later, and you will have to enjoy it first. ”

There was still a person squatting in the toilet, Feng Zhe nodded and didn't speak, Li Kaixuan took a puff of cigarette and said: " Secretary Feng doesn't smoke, you don't know the benefits of smoking, I'll tell you, this smoking has three good, which three good, one is the dog is afraid, the smoker is hunched back, and he is holding a cigarette in his hand, the dog thinks you bend down to pick up the guy and beat it, so I'm afraid, this is very useful in the countryside to do work and enter the house, I'm talking about experience, this is the thief who is afraid of burglary, you think, the smoker has an itchy throat, and the itchy throat coughs, and the thief hears the cough and knows that you haven't rested, so he doesn't dare to enter your house, this is not a thief? Again, smokers are in good spirits, hehe, this is the most particular, why, generally speaking, smokers have a short lifespan, they don't live long, people with a short life are young, and young people are naturally in good spirits. ”

After Li Kaixuan finished speaking, he was happy first, and the person who was untying the big hand would rush out, and said with a smile that Li Kaixuan was high, and then said hello to Feng Zhe and went out.

Li Kaixuan also said: "Today's smokers can be divided into four classes, the first-class smokers do not bring smoke or fire, and everywhere you go, there are people who ask you to toast cigarettes for you and carefully light them for you, and second-class smokers only bring fire and no smoke, because you have a pile of desks and ears The cigarettes in the pocket have been contributed, just ask you to light the fire yourself, the third-class smoker is both cigarette and fire, do not want to take advantage of others, cheap and do not let others take advantage, fourth-class smoker is only with cigarettes without fire, the good cigarettes in the pocket do not smoke themselves, specially distributed to others to smoke," at this time Feng Zhe finished his hand and looked at Li Kaixuan, Li Kaixuan said: "I am a mixture, four are not like, this will belong to the self-entertainment type." What's going on with my brother?"

Li Kaixuan's words suddenly turned a corner.

"There's a female reporter in the city, and I've been haunted by the past few days. ”

In fact, Qin Zhizhi went to half of the room to interview Li Kaixuan knew that this matter was not very secret, he knew it, but he still asked: "What's wrong? Isn't it just a female reporter." ”

Feng Zhe glanced at Li Kaixuan and walked outside, took a step and stopped to wait for Li Kaixuan, Li Kaixuan threw a cigarette butt after smoking and said: "Treat yourself well, tackle key problems, thousands of words are combined into one sentence, others may not accept it, and it takes a lot of time, why don't you try the final routine? ”

In the end, the trick is to pay for it.

Dealing with male reporters is nothing more than entertaining, drinking, entertaining, and giving gifts, and it is often much more direct and simple to female reporters, and directly giving them what they like, giving money, which can save a lot of red tape.

There will be no one in the toilet, Li Kaixuan's title to Feng Zhe has become a brother again, Feng Zhe said: "I don't know who recruited this woman, in half of the room like a mosquito hovering in the night, her mouth seems to press an awl, catch the problem and ask hard, you just tie your mouth into a cloth bag, she can poke a hole for you, and she is not too tired, and she can't enter the oil and salt...... Do you have any acquaintances in the city?"

Li Kaixuan blinked and said, "Yes, yes, how can I have as many acquaintances as your brother?"

Li Kaixuan meant that his relationship was not hard, Feng Zhe frowned: "Secretary Qiu is not here, who am I looking for?"

Li Kaixuan understood Feng Zhe's worries, he is also the person in charge of the town, the reporter comes to expose the black is to give the town eye medicine, if it is not good, it will affect the future position direction, and the reporters at the city level are not like the province, most of the people from the province have a greater chance of being okay with one invitation and two sending three, while the people in the city are often sent by some kind of dispatch or have a clear purpose, which is more difficult to dismiss.

"Come up to check, there's a lot of trouble below, I'm almost baked in the middle, it's really not comfortable in the county. ”

Feng Zhe's meaning has been expressed in place, it is useless to say more, he stretched out his hand and opened the door to let Li Kaixuan go first, Li Kaixuan wanted to stop, and then thought that it was too polite to look hypocritical, and stood and waited for Feng Zhe to come out as soon as he went out, at this time, Yang Yizhi also came out, Li Kaixuan saw Feng Zhe washing his hands and changed the topic: "There are Bodhisattvas everywhere, one person and one way to live, there will always be a way." ”

Yang Yizhi's gaze shifted from Li Kaixuan to Feng Zhe's face, and he still called Director Feng as before, and then asked Li Kaixuan what was wrong, Li Kaixuan said solemnly: "I'm wondering why I can't let the ghost grind?"

Yang Yizhi knew that Li Kaixuan was talking nonsense, so he also washed his hands and walked to the venue next to Feng Zhe, Li Kaixuan said as he walked: " Someone just sent me a text message, saying that the brothers took the merit test, but the elder brother and younger brother fell off the list in high school, and the younger brother was afraid of losing face when he went home, and told his wife that the brother was gone, and the brother came back to celebrate the whole family, but the sister-in-law was sullen, and the sister-in-law had to look at the brother at night, and when she saw that it was still there, the sister-in-law was ecstatic, and she was very affectionate with her brother at that time, and the brother sighed afterwards, saying: Fame and fortune are not as good as a chicken ba. ”

Yang Yizhi first laughed and then frowned when he heard this, and said, "Who made up this joke? ”

"Yang Ji wants you not to know, you can't be too literate in the countryside to talk and do things, otherwise it will be difficult to carry out work, everyone loves to listen to this kind of belt and naked, otherwise people think that you bite the words and look down on people, or you have no ability to work, at least you have no experience, lack of working methods. ”

Feng Zhe knew what Li Kaixuan was talking about, he was letting himself directly prescribe the right medicine, but could he send a man who looked like Pan An was healthy like a perpetual motion machine to Qin Zhizhi?

When the three of them arrived at the door of the venue, Xiao Zhengzheng, secretary of political and legal affairs, walked over with a frown, Yang Yizhi was going back to the office after delivering the documents, and then stopped and stood with Feng Zhe and Li Kaixuan.

Without waiting for the three to say hello, Xiao Zhanzhan said, "How many people are there in your town who go out to work?"

Li Kaixuan was stunned for a moment, and said: "There are about a thousand people......"

"I don't include people who work with construction companies, I'm talking about companies that go out to work in companies, factories, mines, such as installers, logistics and freight forwarding, or service industries, etc. ”

"That's about eight hundred. ”

"What about you?"

"As of the end of last month, there were 373 people, and that number is around 10. ”

Yang Yizhi heard Feng Zhe's answer so specific, so he looked at Feng Zhe's eyes, but there was no sign of nonsense.

"There is a difference in the number of people in your two towns. ”

Xiao was thoughtful, and Feng Zhe replied: "In the past, there were more people in our town who went out to work than people in Zhuyangguan, and the town of Zhuyangguan has a thick foundation, mainly because gold mines have been discovered in half of the houses recently, and the people have returned. ”

Feng Zhe said in disguise: Li Kaixuan did a good job in Zhuyangguan, but if he was poor, he would have changed, he had enough to eat and sleep warmly, who would want to go out to work and be displaced? If it hadn't been for the discovery of a gold mine in Banjianfang, there would have been more people going out than in Li Kaixuan's town.

Xiao Zhan Zhan didn't say anything when he heard this, so he walked to the venue, and Yang Yizhi immediately said goodbye to Feng Zhe and Li Kaixuan with his eyes and left, but Xiao Zhan didn't take two steps He came back and went outside, making Li Kaixuan and Feng Zhe inexplicable.

Presiding over the meeting today is Deputy Secretary Qiao Benchang, in addition to Qiu Zhangqing, Yan Shouyi, Yi Benchu and other leaders are all sitting on the rostrum, Feng Zhe looked at Yi Benchu, from the physiognomy, Yi Benchu's face is thin and fleshless, his lips are slightly thin, he does not look like he is in charge of the organization, but he really has some natural potential to interfere with the Discipline Inspection Commission.

Halfway through the meeting, Feng Zhe's mobile phone vibrate, he looked down and took it out, and there was a text message on it: "The meeting of the Communist Party, the tax of the Guomin Party." ”

I don't know who sent this text message, the number is very unfamiliar, and after a while, Feng Zhe saw that several people were looking at their phones below with their heads down, and then there was an indescribable smile on the corner of their mouths, knowing that they were the same as himself.

It was already evening after the meeting, and then Feng Zhe heard that there were more than 200 people working in Jingchuan City, southern Jiangxi, but the enterprises in Jingchuan City owed a lot of wages to the migrant workers in Meishan County.

No wonder Xiao asked so much before the meeting.

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Feng Zhe suddenly received a call from the county Commission for Discipline Inspection, saying that he should go to the county public security bureau now.

This phone call is a bit confusing, go to the Public Security Bureau and go to the Public Security Bureau to not come to the notice, but let someone from the Commission for Discipline Inspection call?

After Feng Zhe arrived at the Public Security Bureau, he found that the director of the Public Security Bureau, Pi Jianbin, Xiao Zhanzheng, Yi Benchu, and Tang Jingtian were also there, and he didn't know what was going on. (To be continued.) )