"Human development and reproduction have so far, how to win the favor of the opposite sex has long become a major issue. In ancient China www.biquge.info there was a famous woman who said the five-character proverb of the pickled girl, called 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'. The person who said this is famous, and it is the Wang Po who matched Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian......"

The so-called cheapness of human nature, the most classic and concentrated performance, is that I don't usually think about it, and I can't sleep on weekends.

It was early after 6 o'clock on Sunday morning, and it was still dark outside, and the lights were already on in the small room waiting to be opened.

The monkey classmate moved the notebook into the quilt and stared at the latest Internet news early in the morning to start a good day.

In fact, he didn't watch the news at the beginning, but the most important thing was to do the latest task of stealing vegetables - yesterday Weibo launched a new initiative of Happy Vegetable Garden, that is, if you can steal the dishes of the same 10 people for 7 consecutive days, you can get the [Blessing God Blessing] for free for 3 days. Hou Kaijuan's pocket money has been greatly suppressed recently, Guan Chaohui handed over all his bank cards to the little nanny Zhou Jue for safekeeping, and Zhou Jue is obviously not a real nanny, saying that half of the sister who is waiting for Kaijuan is about the same, so Hou Kaijuan can't do anything about her at all, she can only save money at school on weekdays, and if she wants to go to the next restaurant, she has to pull Qin Miao's second goods to pay for him, so he doesn't even think about recharging the vegetable stealing game.

In order to complete this task of stealing vegetables, Hou Kaijuan has recently developed the habit of starting on time at half past five in the morning.

Because there are too many livestock in the class, if he is a little half an hour late, there will basically be only leftovers in his circle of friends who steal vegetables.

This morning I was lucky, I just stole 10 people to open the book, no more, no less, and if I think I was 5 minutes late, the mission will fail.

This feeling of stepping on the line to pass the test made the little monkey classmates instantly feel better.

When the task is completed, Hou Kaijuan is already completely awake, and then I think that I have been forced to finish all this week's homework by Zhou Jue's little girl last night, and since I can rest all day today, I will simply start from bed.

So Hou Kaijuan naturally clicked on yesterday's Weibo hot spots, the headline is a superstar in a Hong Kong area, who has officially replied to Weibo yesterday and will attend the global Chinese entertainment festival at the end of the year.

Hou Kaijuan pursed his mouth and said, "Qin Feng will use my father's money to go out and set up a stage, it's really shameless", his heart was sour, and then as soon as he wanted Qin Feng, he immediately couldn't help but think of Su Tang. It is the age of youth and physical development, although this kid always teases that Su Tang is already a "second-hand product" used by Qin Feng, but he can't help but think about it in his heart, and sometimes he occasionally wakes up at night, and secretly mutters to himself, "Love should still be tolerant, what's wrong with not being a virgin?" and then silently summed up, it takes a few steps to dig down Qin Feng's corner, and in the end, he usually has a red face, as for what he was thinking in his head at that time, Qin Miao should be able to empathize.

Waiting for the opening of the volume turned over the Weibo for 10 minutes, yesterday's information about Qin Feng and Su Tang going out to open a house, I can't find it on Weibo, I think it was forcibly removed from the hot search by the technical department.

Hou Kaijuan is obviously very interested in this kind of news, but he is cheap because he is obviously unhappy, but he still has to take a few more looks.

So this kid simply searched on Baidu, and the result was heavy news.

Compared with the harmony on Weibo, Baidu's hot search here has almost turned the opening of Qin Feng and Su Tang into a small yellow forum, nominally under the banner of entertainment news, but the content is extremely banned.

Waiting for the book to open the book has a very NTR plot, and the more I watch this kind of news, the more excited I become.

The paragraph he is looking at now is the "Full Record of the Weibo Goddess Opening Incident" just updated on a paparazzi blog. Not only is the post detailed and illustrated, but even the format is neatly made, and I can't wait to write it like a paper. With the support of the majority of gossip netizens, in just 24 hours, the number of reads of this post has exceeded 100,000, and the number of retweets has exceeded 20,000. In response to today's momentum, if this blog is run well, the paparazzi blogger of "Global Entertainment Consulting" will properly become the next Internet celebrity.

"So Mr. Qin, who captured the heart of the 'Weibo Goddess', does he meet the above criteria?

Say 'Pan' first. Pan An is a rare beautiful man in ancient times, it is rumored that every time Pan Shuai goes on the street, he will be secretly touched by many women, if he carries an empty bamboo basket on the street, from the street to the end of the street, the basket will be filled with all kinds of fruits and vegetables, and his popularity is not inferior to that of modern idol superstars. On the other hand, our President Qin, although his appearance is passable, compared with Pan An, there is obviously still a lot of distance. At least as a woman, after meeting Mr. Qin face-to-face, I didn't have the idea of posting it upside down. However, Mr. Qin's appearance conditions are generally passable, and he is definitely much better than many middle-aged and old men with big bellies, bald heads, and oily faces, but he is slightly defective in height. Therefore, Mr. Qin, who is white and pure, can barely pass the test in this article. ”

After writing this paragraph, a photo of Qin Feng's college admission ID was dug up by the paparazzi out of nowhere.

Speaking of conscience, it is indeed not handsome, but compared with the vast number of boys' ID photos that look like robbers, Qin Feng's ID photos can already be regarded as a clear stream.

I didn't want to read it, so I cut it and quickly pulled it to the second paragraph below.

The second paragraph is very exciting.

"The second element is the 'donkey'. Of course, we can't obtain this sexual information about Mr. Qin's sexual characteristics through conventional methods, but we can obtain Qin Feng's body information from some aspects. Just this morning, my colleagues and I traveled thousands of miles to Dongou City to conduct a direct interview with Mr. Qin and the Weibo goddess downstairs of the hotel where they spent the night last night. After the interview, we entered the room where Mr. Qin and the goddess of Weibo spent the night last night through the authorization of the hotel, and conducted a field visit, and finally found that the 2 beds in the suite were used last night, and some disposable daily necessities were found in the trash can, a total of 4, Mr. Qin's physical condition, from which we can get a glimpse of one or two. Thinking about our Weibo goddess, her usual life should still be relatively sexually happy......"

"Damn, these people are really ......" Hou Kaijuan's body trembled when he saw it, and while despising the paparazzi for having no lower limit on writing, he was so excited that he died.

"Fuck me! fuck me!" he lifted the quilt in a hot fit and got out of bed screaming and jumping.

It's just that before he jumped twice, the door that had obviously been locked was pushed open by Zhou Jue.

Zhou Jue was wearing a thin pajamas, but unfortunately as a flat-chested person, he did not have any sense of beauty.

Hou Kaijuan had a ghost in his heart, although he didn't do anything, he still subconsciously covered his crotch and exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

"I still want to ask you what are you doing? It's not dawn, what the hell are you calling?" Zhou Jue came in directly and picked up the notebook that was placed next to the pillow.

"Give it back to me!" Hou Kaijuan shouted and rushed up to grab it, Zhou Jue raised his leg and kicked the goods back on the bed.

Then he glanced at it quickly and sneered: "Okay, it's almost developed, I miss a woman, right?"

When Zhou Jue said this, he was silent, and his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

This is quite similar to when Boss Hou was young......

"Did you jerk off?" Zhou Jue put down the computer, walked over to Hou Kaijuan, and poked him in the head.

Hou Kaijuan shook his head, looked at Zhou Jue embarrassedly, and confessed: "I lost sperm last month...... Sneak up in the middle of the night to wash underwear......"

"I said, why did you get up at 3 o'clock that night to take a shower, it turned out that you were just washing your little brother......" Zhou Jue was so fierce that he couldn't do it.

Hou Kaijuan felt that he had no face to see people, and covered his face with his hands.

Zhou Jue sighed: "Alas, it's a pity that I'm old, otherwise I will just vent my anger for you and marry you." ”

"Fuck off, I don't want to flat-chested ......," Hou Kai said.

Zhou Jue raised his eyebrows, reached out and grabbed Hou Kaijuan's ear, and twisted it vigorously.

Hou Kaijuan screamed: "Ah, pain, pain, pain, pain

"You're just not cleaning up. Zhou Jue let go of his hand.

Then he stood up, walked over to the telephone, and dialed a number.

Hou Kaijuan touched his ears and said strangely: "Who are you calling for?"

"Qin Feng. Zhou Jue said, "This guy is also untidy, he hasn't been here for almost a month, he doesn't even say hello, and he knows how to go out with his girlfriend all day long." ”

"It's just a zhong|horse!" Hou Kaijuan said hatefully.

……

Qin Feng's theme in the past few mornings can basically be summed up in four words-

Don't want to get up.

Holding his soft and fragrant daughter-in-law, Qin Feng hated to sleep like this forever.

Last night, he and Su Tang stayed in Houfu Villa, and they didn't eat until 7 o'clock in the evening, and after eating, they originally wanted to go swimming, but there were more people in the Villa Natatorium yesterday, and Qin Feng was afraid that his daughter-in-law would be taken advantage of, so he gave up this plan and went to watch the popular "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" instead. After watching the movie in a proper and honest manner, and when the scene was over, I drank too much sugar during the day and had not completely metabolized the alcohol, and I was already sleepy. So when they returned to the room, the little couple didn't practice anymore, simply took a bath, and then lay down to sleep.

Speaking of sleeping, a major event that takes up almost one-third of his life, Qin Feng recently made a new discovery about the sleeping posture of himself and his daughter-in-law. Normally, he and Su Tang sleep face to face at first, but in the second half of the night, it will become him holding Su Tang from behind, or Su Tang holding him from behind, and then when it is almost early morning, it will change back to two people facing each other.

So Qin Feng woke up every morning feeling Su Tang's breath.

Now the two of them are young, their bodies are fine, and they don't smell anything from breathing, but when they get older in a few decades, I'm afraid the smell won't be so comfortable. So when I think about it this way, I really have to be young when I fall in love. Otherwise, if you reach the age where you have to separate beds to sleep, even if you want to make some passion, the objective conditions do not allow it.

"Hmm......" Qin Feng whispered in his dream, the hand on Su Tang's waist, unconsciously moved a distance upstream, and climbed a raised peak.

Su Tang's breathing was a little rapid in less than half a second, but it immediately returned to normal, and the white jade arm that passed under Qin Feng's armpit hugged Qin Feng and himself a little tighter.

Qin Feng's salty pig hand shrunk between the two of them, and this action was a little awkward.

He couldn't help but open his eyes, and wanted to take his hand off the white rabbit that countless men wanted to touch, but as soon as he stepped back slightly, Su Tang was like a gummy candy and pasted it for half a minute, so that Qin Feng couldn't pull it out no matter how much he pulled it, so he was so anxious that he shouted: "Ami, you pressed my hand......"

"Hmm......" Su Tang replied completely in a dream, without making any movements.

Qin Feng was also half-asleep, and after getting used to it a little, he maintained this uncomfortable posture and fell back into a deep sleep.

"Handsome guy! Answer the phone! Handsome guy! Answer the phone!"

Just when Qin Feng was about to fall asleep completely, the mobile phone rang suddenly.

Qin Feng and Su Tang were both woken up, Su Tang stepped back, Qin Feng finally took out his hand, which was already a little numb, from Su Tang's chest, and turned over and took the phone while muttering which neuropathy came to call so early.

But Su Tang took advantage of Qin Feng to turn over, and immediately stuck to it again, putting one hand on Qin Feng's waist.

Qin Feng squinted at the mobile phone screen, held Su Tang's small hand over the mountain with his left hand, and saw that it was Zhou Jue's call, and pressed the call button speechlessly: "Sister Zhou Jue, what's the matter......

"Do you have something to do today?" Zhou Jue asked rhetorically.

"Today...... It shouldn't be fine......" Qin Feng said.

"It's okay, just come over early, you haven't been here in a month. Zhou Jue was straightforward.

"Huh?" Qin Feng's brain was a little down.

Zhou Jue followed and said, "Is your girlfriend with you?"

"Hmm. Qin Feng continued to shut down.

Zhou Jue said: "That's right, bring your girlfriend too, let's go camping in the afternoon!"

After speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

Qin Feng was in a daze here, and Zhou Jue turned around and smiled at Hou Kaijuan: "Your Weibo goddess is coming, do you want to help you prepare drugs?"

"Mini girl...... Where do we have that kind of thing in our house......" Hou Kaijuan was speechless.

Zhou Jue said loudly: "So if there is, you plan to use it?"

Hou Kaijuan said with surprise on his face: "Is there really one?"

Zhou Jue said: "There is your sister!"

Wait to unroll and pounce on the bed.

Zhou Jue walked up to him and sat down, touched his head, and said softly: "In the future, there will definitely be a little girl as good as her, who will appear in your life......"

Hou Kaijuan turned his head half-deadly, looked at the clock and pointed to 6:10, sighed and said, "I am the rising sun now, and I will ...... The sun will not move......"

Syllable!

Zhou Jue directly slapped him on the back of the head.