"I'll ......

Is this who wants to throw a grenade at my house? "If it weren't for the stupid dog who was still tearing the pillowcase on the side, Sanshui would definitely call the police.

The picture is too beautiful~ so beautiful that Sanshui doubted life, stood motionless at the door for nearly ten minutes, and finally accepted this reality......

I want to cry without tears

cannot help doing something

Suddenly I want to eat dog meat at night......

Bedroom, crime scene 1

has been torn into strips of pillowcases......

Biting off the charger cord......

Instant noodles that were crumbled and spilled all over the floor......

And the panties which became the cloth......

Living room, crime scene 2

The coffee table fell to the ground and the broken cup was broken......

The toilet paper pulled out of the bathroom was shredded like a heart of three waters......

Two pairs of slippers are no longer the same......

"Come on, baby...... Come here......" Sanshui shook the ham in his hand and barked at the stupid dog with a smile......

If you are familiar with Sanshui, you must be able to see that he is really angry, and he is uncontrollable......

The stupid dog saw the ham, ran to him with his legs, and then ...... And then............

The war is really cruel, the scene is extremely cruel, Sanshui while tidying up the house, while looking at the stupid dog who was tied to the chair by Jesus and constantly struggling, sighed, and started the nagging mode again......

"Don't move......

What's the matter, kicking your nose and face, regardless of the size of the king, isn't it......

Or are you floating or I can't lift the knife......

Do you want me to Baidu a hundred ways to make dog meat for a while...?

Do you want to fly to the sky and the sun shoulder to shoulder, the sky is not ...... Are you going to heaven......

Come, answer me......"

The stupid dog looked at Sanshui aggrievedly, didn't you say it, you gag my mouth with socks, how can I say it......

"Uh...... Maybe that's an excuse too......" Sanshui suddenly laughed......

He didn't know how much of a shadow this smile had on the silly dog

…………

The next day, Sanshui, who warned and put all the items that the stupid dog was interested in, walked to the school with fear

"Silently...... Maybe you're free after school in the afternoon."

Sanshui spotted silence during recess...... And Shen Mo was not sensitive to this title......

Sanshui quietly gave himself a thumbs up.

"What? You're going to invite me to dinner, huh? ”

"Well, it's okay to eat, but you can do me a favor first......"

"What's the matter, let's say, I can ...... anything under five yuan"

Silent and arrogant.

"Either way...... I miss you as my girlfriend! Of course, this sentence was just in Sanshui's mind, and Sanshui took out a piece of paper from his pocket, on which a bunch of daily necessities were listed......

"Come with me to buy something...... I'm not very good at buying things......"

"Why do you buy so many things? You blew up your house? Shen Mo pointed to the names of the items on the list and said in surprise

"You know...... Yesterday the stupid dog went to the sky......" Sanshui scratched his head embarrassedly

"Well, got it, the legendary demolition dog...... I understand, it's been hard work......" Shen Mo said to him with a feeling of looking at the poor baby, "Call me after school, but I want to provide food, no food, no work!" ”

"Okay, I'll call you after school......" Sanshui smiled and succeeded......

…………

"Hey...... Three Chubby ...... Where's my rice?

The work is done, you see, for you and I are tired of bargaining with the aunt who sells goods...... Rice! Rice! ”

It was just dark...... At the entrance of the community next to a school, a pair of men and women walked inside with big bags and small bags and quarreled!

"Rice? Ah...... Help me get my things up first......" Sanshui opened the door of the corridor and let Shen Mo walk in first

"How many floors?"

"Second Floor ......"

"That's fine, I won't go up above the fifth floor......"

When I opened the door of the house, I found that today's stupid dog is quite well-behaved, and it seems that the bundled education is still effective

"It's not bad, let's go! Let's go eat......" Shen silently put down his things and looked at the fairly tidy room.

"Where to go?" Sanshui asked with a smile

"I don't know, whatever......" Shen Mo hugged the stupid dog and rubbed the dog's head

"Okay, then I'll call the shots"

"Uh-huh???" Silent looked at Sanshui who was sorting out his belongings with some confusion

And Sanshui made an apron tie action...... Take out the wok you just bought......

"Hello ma'am! Your Master Chef is already online...... Please wait......"