"How do you play with the little white face? I want to think about it...... It should be the queen, handcuffs, sweet little leather whip, and hot is healthier, right?"

Lin Xiaoman searched all the movies he had watched, and finally found out what was right for the occasion. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Queen's handcuffs are sweet little leather whips that limit your range of motion and are at your disposal...... What is this? Scalding...... What does this mean?" Comrade Xu Weiguo asked shamelessly.

Lin Xiaoman grabbed the blind classroom and began to search for words that distorted the facts again.

"Hmm...... You know, on the side of Jinguancheng, there is a well-known food called Malatang. This thing is particularly delicious, numb and spicy, not only for local residents, but also for the masses.

But later, there was a particularly special man, through the media, well, just like writing a letter, using words to impress the female comrades who came to Wei to admire.

The female comrade traveled thousands of miles to meet him in a car, and he invited the female comrade to eat six yuan spicy hot ...... And then, um, um......"

Xu Weiguo, in addition to having the prestige of the iron-blooded Tai Sui, is also as fierce as a tiger in the house. In this regard, he is becoming more and more familiar with it, and he has slowly become a veteran in the process of avoiding fire and practicing it. This man looked ascetic, and he was pretending to be shown to others in front of outsiders.

In fact, as soon as the door closes and the clothes are taken off, this person can be let go more than anyone else.

So after hearing that Lin Xiaoman had come for a long time, he immediately understood and asked directly, "How many times?"

Alas, Lin Xiaoman covered his eyes and said: "This story was made up by people pretending to be 13, and the number of times must have been blown to the sky, not counted, not counted." ”

"How many times?" Xu Weiguo had to listen to a precise word.

Lin Xiaoman knew that this joke was too big, but to be honest, it might not be so embarrassing.

As soon as these thirteen times are said, if Xu Weiguo has to be more truthful...... Then she's in big trouble. Either he lost his yang, or she lost yin, or both husband and wife went to first aid......

Then, they'll make headlines!

She can even think of the headline headline: Tiger Tai Sui eats meat too violently and pretends to be 13, 13 times unsuccessful, the husband and wife both rushed into the emergency room, their lives are dying, and they are to be continued......

Xu Weiguo waited for a while, only to see the little thing wandering, and the pupil didn't move, what did he think about to be stunned?

He sighed in her ears and eyes, and the low-magnetic and low-magnetic charming voice was so electric that Lin Xiaoman's heart trembled when he heard it.

What he said was: "Xiaoman, is it much better than me? Then I must exercise more, be ashamed and brave, and strive to catch up with this person and catch up with ......him."

Mommy...... The big tiger is so scary......

She is going to hang up with three consecutive blows, and she has to catch up with thirteen, catch up with thirteen?!

Xu Weiguo finally put her on the pillow and let her sleep.

But when she slept until more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, she got up to pee, and when she came back from peeing, she just fell into a light sleep in a daze, Xu Weiguo posted it and asked persistently: "Tell me the answer." ”

Zhou Chengcheng took the rope and put Lin Xiaoman hard, Xu Weiguo dragged her and didn't let her sleep, this spirit was already so confused that there was no boundary, and Lin Xiaoman, who was completely unguarded, said it directly.

"Thirteen, thirteen!"

Xu Weiguo was bored for a long time before he said quietly: "This guy is really violent, really ...... The fields are not bad, only the cattle are not strong enough!"

Unexpectedly, the big tiger came to such a conclusion.

The next morning, as soon as Lin Xiaoman opened his eyes, Xu Weiguo took out a stack of exercise plans and showed her a look.

"Well, these three are your short-term training schedules, and these eleven are my schedules. We can both work out together. ”

"Didn't you say yesterday that I didn't need to exercise? Why did I work all night and change my hexagram again? How can I keep up with your speed day by day? Also, why are there only three of mine, but there are eleven of yours, your body is already so strong, what do you want to practice?

Xu Weiguo sighed to himself, and said very modestly: "Not strong enough, not strong enough, far from enough, five times this night or something, there is no comparison with the benchmark of this thirteen." I'm going to practice more!"

Lin Xiao's eyes were full of darkness, and there was darkness in front of him. I'm going to kill those Internet promoters, and kill the unscrupulous advertisers who made the meme of six spicy hot thirteen times!

Xu Weiguo is a man of action, he just does what he says, and after a morning's work, he went out to make kung fu piles. The empty space in the courtyard was all arranged by him as a martial arts arena.

I also took the time to go out, and in addition to buying food for noon, I also bought a few hundred catties of lead and came back.

When he came back, Lin Xiaoman had already put on his clothes, wrapped himself in a thick jacket, and went to the pond to drag the jar. The jar was very large and heavy, and it took her great effort to get it up, and then she carefully carried it into the house, poured out the contents of the jar, counted them in the same way, registered them, and then used them as a small private vault.

Gold and silver are priceless, jade is priceless, and the essence of heaven and earth is hard for jade, and soft is for jade.

The texture of these jadeites is delicate and lubricated, transparent and clear, crystal dignified, bright and pleasant, and emerald well, thick, yang, positive, and harmonious. Refers to thick but not light, such as holly after rain, refers to bright and bright, there is no trace of flaws and variegation, there is no difference between shades and shades, each piece is a supreme treasure, it is like a crazy stone in the later generations, the kind of best that will be priced at millions at every turn.

"Wowhaha, jade, the old lady's jade! It's not one or two, it's hundreds! It's really a horse without a night and grass is not abundant, and people are not windfall and not rich! I, Lin Xiaoman, have become a nouveau riche!"

After Lin Xiaoman finished counting, he found a clean handkerchief, carefully wiped each one clean, and tried it on his body.

Xu Weiguo's heavy footsteps came from far and near outside the door, and a slightly wheezing voice also came in, "Xiaoman, don't wear it now, wait for the afternoon, you will wear it for me to see!"

Lin Xiaoman sighed, wrapped the things in a clean sheet, and put them in the cabinet. Turning her head to look, she found that Xu Weiguo's legs were bulging and tied a lot of things, so she walked over, touched it curiously, and asked, "What are you tied? ”

"I'm exercising. I used to take that group of disobedient soldier monkeys and let them tie 20 kilograms of lead and complain, I have always tied double, and this time I added 10 kilograms. This yard is not small, I have walked back and forth twenty times, it should be about thirty miles. This kind of training intensity should have a long effect, Xiaoman, you wait for me, until next summer...... I'm ready to pick that record!"