"The boat seems to be a little off, this seat is not at the dock. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "Shioko, who had just had a sweat with her sisters, told her sisters about her discovery.

"Hey, the ship is off track." Shami looked at it and confirmed.

"Alas~~~ Captain, how did you drive the boat, now the direction is off, just drive to the left, and that side is the dock." Mei said to the 'captain' at the rudder.

“……”

Listening to the coquettish shouts in his ears, the short and fat man not only did not have a trace of anger, but became more and more excited in his heart.

'Scream, scream, and in a moment I'll let you scream under me.' Humpty Dumpty said secretly excitedly.

Seeing that the other party didn't reply, still bowing his head and continuing to drive the boat, Shanai was a little dissatisfied: "Hey, what's the matter with you, didn't you hear us tell you that the direction of the ship is off?" Why don't you turn around, are you deaf? ”

Seeing that the boat was almost reaching the reeds, it was no longer possible to attract the attention of outsiders, and the short and fat man no longer pretended to be deaf and dumb, so he got up and shouted: "Baga, you women all shut up for me, whoever is irritable for a while will be the first to get whom." ”

After a threat, the short and fat man turned his gaze to the only man on the other side and said: "Boy, now Lao Tzu officially informs you that you have been robbed, if you know each other, hurry up and hand over the money on your body, so that Lao Tzu will consider letting you go." ”

"If you don't know each other, next year today will be your sacrifice day. If you don't want to die, hurry up and obediently hand over all the front of your body, and be happy. ”

As he spoke, the short and fat man took out a short-barreled shotgun hidden under the seat of the boat and pointed it at a group of 'fat sheep' not far away.

Looking at the silent 'fat sheep' on the other side, the short and fat man thought that they were scared stupid, and immediately threatened and shouted again: "Didn't you hear what Lao Tzu said? Hurry up and get the money out. ”

"What about you, that kid who pretends to be an onmyoji, do you really think you're wearing this dress, a little white face."

The pretending women, who were originally a little stunned, all came to their senses when they heard the short and fat man on the other side threatening again, and then they all stared at each other with an idiot look.

"This guy is so stupid to rob us, are we so like 'fat sheep'?" Sha Cai said to the rest of the sisters in a tone of pity.

"Stupid people always make up the majority in the world, and this guy is unfortunate enough to happen to be one of those big stupid people." Minako slightly vipersed.

"Just use this guy to try my new knife technique, I feel like I should be able to block the bullet, don't move and let me come." Saya slowly pulled out the sword.

“……”

Listening to what the beautiful women on the other side said, the short and fat man felt that his dignity had been seriously challenged, and immediately shouted angrily: "Baga, don't you stupid people understand what I'm saying? ”

"Lao Tzu said, rob, hand over all the money on your body to me, otherwise I will immediately add a few bullet holes to you."

"Don't think that if you are a woman, I will be reluctant to do it, if you really want to make Lao Tzu angry, women will also be killed."

The short and fat man thought that his threat should be effective, but it backfired, and the woman on the other side didn't seem to know what death was, and what to say.

This behavior of completely contemptuous of himself, the short and fat man couldn't help it, his fingers were tightly clasped on the trigger of the shotgun, and he shouted angrily: "Be serious, what about robbery!! ”

It seemed that he was really frightened by the Humpty Dumpty Man, and after this roar, the sound of the boat was clear, but it soon sounded again.

"Hahaha~~~ This guy is so funny."

"This guy is so interesting to talk about, it's more interesting than watching a puppet show."

"It's so funny."

“……”

Chi Shangzhenyi, who has been watching coldly, felt that his wife was laughing at him, and this Humpty Dumpty man should have reached the limit of patience.

In fact, just as Chi Shang really guessed, the short and fat man felt that his heart had been completely filled with anger, and he couldn't bear to make fun of it like this anymore, he wanted to kill people to vent the anger in his heart, and the target was the little white face who had been silent.

"If you don't understand what the uncle said, then go die~~~"

There was silence after the frantic roar, the gunfire that was supposed to come did not appear, the change was too sudden.

Looking at the short and fat man who stood in place like a stone sculpture, Saya put the Tai knife into the scabbard with a 'pout', and then glanced at it and said, "Count yourself lucky, if it weren't for the early start of the husband, I would let you try the power of our Iga Ryu Chiba Flying Knife Technique." ”

After muttering to himself, Saya turned around and said coquettishly: "Husband, why are you doing to clean up this guy, really, I still want him to practice." ”

Looking at the petite Saya wife coquettishly, Chi Shang sincerely reached out and pinched the other party's face and said, "Didn't I see this guy with a gun in his hand?" I'm worried that you'll be injured, and if you don't see anything wrong, what will you do if you let my husband do it? ”

"You are all my sweethearts, and none of them can have an accident."

After saying this, Chi Shang Zhenyi first chilled in his heart, it was really too numb, if someone in the future would talk to the girl like this, he would be sure to be blinded back by the girl.

However, in this era, the effect is steely, especially in a place like Japan, where men are superior and women are inferior, and the effect is even more explosive.

When the nine girls heard their husband's numbing words, their faces were red with excitement, and they looked like shy quails.

And the sentimental Xizi couldn't help but leave tears of excitement. Although the rest of the women did not cry, their eyes were red, and they were obviously moved.

Chi Shang Zhenyi staged a bloody drama with his wives over there, and the short and fat man holding a shotgun with one hand like a stone sculpture on the opposite side had a frightened expression on his face, and even feces and urine flowed out after a while, looking embarrassed.

The short and fat man, who had just accumulated the anger in his heart to the peak, just wanted to pull the trigger of the shotgun in his hand, but suddenly he was in a trance, and found that the scene in front of him had changed, and he was no longer standing on a fishing boat, but in the prison six years ago.

This prison has terrifying memories that Humpty Dumpty will never forget, everything he experienced here he will never forget even if he dies, he doesn't want to enter this place even if he dies, but now how can he go back again.

"Fat dog, what does ntmd mean by pointing at Lao Tzu with a dog's paw, is it tight and wants Lao Tzu to loosen it for you, if you need it, tell me, tmd."

"Bang~Bang~~Bang~~~"

A loud slap brought Humpty Dumpty back to his senses, though he didn't know how he had suddenly returned to this hellish prison from the outside.

But the previous experience made the short and fat man instinctively make a due response, and immediately knelt down and said: "Lord Ghost, the little one just lost his mind for a while, and he didn't mean to go against you, so you can forgive the little one once." ”

"Forgive you? What kind of thing is NTM, if anyone can hand their claws in front of me, then how the hell am I messing around in Prison Nine. ”

"M, from today onwards, you make me toilet paper for a month, do you hear?"

"Bang~Bang~~Bang~~~"

Another loud slap hit the short and fat man in the face, but he didn't dare to resist at all, but said more respectfully: "Hey, it's a small honor to be able to make toilet paper for Lord Ghosthead." ”

"Yo Xi, count your acquaintances, get out."

Hearing this voice, Humpty Dumpty felt like a heavenly sound, and immediately lay down and rolled on the ground.

Carefully rolled out of the sight of the ghost head, the short and fat man slowly got up, and then found a corner to sit with his eyes blank, thinking about what was going on.

'I remember I was out of prison, why did I come back?' ’

Was it just a dream? But this dream is so realistic, I really want to never wake up. ’

'It hurts, it really hurts, it looks like I was really dreaming before......

Just as Humpty Dumpty was in the middle of his inner world, he suddenly heard a violent roar in the distance.

"Fat dog, where's the TMD? Hurry up and roll over, I'm done. ”

The short and fat man who fell into the inner world jumped up reflexively when he heard this voice, and then said loudly: "Lord Ghost, the little one is here, this is coming." ”

On the small boat, after Chi Shang sincerely comforted his wives, he went to the short and fat man who was fixed on the opposite side, took off the shotgun in his hand and threw it away, and sank into the lake with a 'poof'. However, he reached out and pressed it on the other person's forehead, looking at the content of the other party's illusion.

It turns out that this guy has been in prison, just to see what the real prison life is like, and in the future, when conditions permit, he will also invest money to shoot a prison scene. Seeing the tall walls around the illusion, Chi Shang Zhenyi immediately recognized that this was a prison, and couldn't help but secretly say this in his heart.

It's a big fight, but it's really dark enough in the prison, and there are no human rights at all. ’

'Tsk, this ghost is very fierce, and the big slap fan is really loud. It seems that this Humpty Dumpty has really suffered a lot here before, no wonder he can make this place the most unforgettable memory. ’

'Toilet paper? What is toilet paper, there are quite a lot of scientific names and sayings in this prison. ’

'Damn, toilet paper turned out to be like this, actually licking g and eating feces, shocking the real TMD heavy taste, it's so dark. ’

It's not easy for this Humpty Dumpty man to squat in this kind of perverted place for four years without becoming mentally ill. ’

'There are other things that are more disgusting than toilet paper, I can't stand it. ’

There was a feeling of nausea in his heart, and Chi Shang Zhenyi didn't continue to look at it, and immediately took his hand back.

The nine girls around saw their husbands retracting their hands in a cold sweat, thinking that they had seen something terrifying, and immediately stepped forward to ask.

"What's wrong with you, husband, why did you suddenly sweat so much on your face, did you see something terrible in this guy's sea of knowledge?" Xingmei also knows a little about soul searching, and when she saw her husband's appearance, she immediately guessed what she should have seen, and couldn't help but ask.

"Husband, isn't this guy doing too many evil things and making you angry, otherwise we will kill him directly." Sha Mei, who has always been gentle and lovely, saw the fine sweat oozing from her husband's forehead, and remembered a feeling of distress in her heart, and she was full of murderous aura at the moment.

"Husband, although Mei Yi can't help you with anything, she is still willing to bear it with you." Mei Yi stepped forward with a gentle face and hugged her husband's arm and said.

“……”

Listening to the comforting and caring words of the nine wives in his ears, Chi Shang Zhenyi quickly recovered from his nausea, and then glanced at the women around and said, "Husband, it's nothing, I just saw some disgusting things in that guy's illusion, and I was disgusted, don't worry." ”

Hearing her husband's words, the nine girls were all relieved, but the nine girls were quickly attracted by the 'disgusting' that their husband said.

You must know that their man is a powerful onmyoji, who can catch demons, subdue demons, imprison ghosts, and kill monsters, and has never seen any terrible demons and monsters.

It's so curious to be disgusted by the content of the fantasy in the mind of an ordinary bandit now.

For this reason, they really want to know what their husband saw in that guy's mind, what is the content that is so powerful that even their husband can be disgusted.

In order to know this secret, the nine girls couldn't help but ask questions.

"Husband, can you tell us what this guy's illusion is? can actually disgust you, husband. Minako said curiously at her husband.

"Husband, tell us what this guy's illusion is." Shanai hurriedly squeezed away the second sister in front of her and came to her husband.

"This guy can't see the end of the world in his illusion, otherwise why would you sweat, husband?" Keiko, who is usually quite calm, also asked with a big brain at this time.

“……”

Seeing that the wives were asking each other curiously, with a look of curiosity, Chi Shang really didn't know what to say to them?

He will definitely not tell his own women about the content in the Humpty Dumpty Fantasy, and even Chi Shang Zhenyi has a feeling of wanting to vomit when he sees it, not to mention that his wives are such little white flowers.

If Chi Shang really told them stupidly, he estimated that his women would not be able to eat well for a week.

When the time comes, it's important to wait and be unlucky together, don't think about 'opening meat' and doing bad things.

For the sake of his own 'sexual happiness' and the health of his wives' minds, Ji Shang really decided not to say anything about the content of the pictures he saw, and let those dark and filthy pictures sink into his heart and never emerge.

It's better for women to be simple, these things are 'polluting' and powerful, and it is better for him to bear them as a man.

"Nothing? It's just that I watched some bad things, which made people a little disgusting. ”

"Don't ask, those are not what you women should know, and it won't do you any good if you know." Ji Shang sincerely stretched out his hand and waved his hand at his women.

(To be continued.) )