Chapter 92: Crazy
"Ask the staff to measure the area of the cave, and the photographer will prepare to take pictures of the surrounding murals first. There is also this Dading, take a detailed picture of the details inside and out. Tang Li held the microphone in his hand and directed a group of people to be busy shooting.
Seeing everyone getting busy, Tang Li couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart. She secretly pinched a drawing in her hand, which was the treasure map of this underground cave, and muttered in a low voice: "Dad, Brother Liang, what you haven't done, I'll help you finish it." β
Tang Li looked up at the surrounding murals, the colors were mottled and old, but the patterns on them were still very clear. Suddenly, she saw a large moire pattern, much like a black long-legged bird.
Immediately took out her mobile phone, and then flipped to a picture comparison, she looked at it quietly for a while, and suddenly her feelings were out of control, and tears couldn't stop flowing.
Yun Kang saw Tang Li crying on the side, and was a little puzzled, and asked, "Screenwriter Tang, what's the matter with you, have you shed tears?" I have already agreed to cooperate with you, don't cry." β
Tang Li raised his hand to wipe away his tears, sobbed twice, and then whispered, "I'm fine, and it has nothing to do with you." After saying that, he walked to the stone wall without looking back, and concentrated on looking at the mural of the long-legged bird.
Seeing her pitiful appearance, Yun Kang wanted to comfort her, but he didn't want to meddle in things. The girl cried inexplicably, either something happened to her family, or she broke up with her boyfriend, this is someone's **, and he doesn't need to worry about it.
"Kang, what's going on. Chen Economy was like a little nanny, busy with Yunkang: "Your face seems to be bruised, you have to quickly touch up your makeup, and you will appear in the camera for a while, which will affect your image too much." He just borrowed a box of makeup powder from Tang Li, as well as a wooden comb, and vigorously styled Yunkang.
After careful consideration, Yunkang finally agreed to join the program group and serve as the leading actor of the reality show "Treasure Exploration". But in order to ensure that the treasure hunt went smoothly, he put forward three conditions to Tang Yao.
First, the two sides are only cooperating on the program, and they can't ask each other about their ** and secrets.
Second, Yunkang chooses the scene and angle during filming, and the program team is only responsible for the recording process, and other things cannot be interfered with.
Third, the post-editing should follow the entertainment script, erase and silence all the dialogues in the shooting, and re-dub them. The show was all changed to entertaining lines, so that the scenes were real and the plot was fictional.
Tang Yao readily agreed, these conditions are not a problem at all, they have no opinion at all.
Yunkang changed into a white sports suit, and he was suddenly full of energy. The white comes with a reflector, which can be automatically filled in when shooting, the lens effect is good, and the face is also beautiful and beautiful.
"Brother Yun Kang, you help me get my whole look. Yan Fucha appeared on the camera of the program group for the first time, and he looked very excited, nagging around Yunkang.
Yunkang was so annoyed by him that he couldn't help it, so he put on the task force body armor he had changed out of. He is now like a strange man who coaxes a child, praying that this kid will not cause trouble, otherwise he will not be able to deal with Yan Ruoxuan.
Immediately after that, he handed Shen Duo a mask helmet and said, "Let's go as planned, and you will treat it as a camera without saving it." β
The helmet has a translucent mask, and Shen Duo just covers his face when he wears it, and the camera can't capture his appearance.
The treasure hunt could not be delayed any longer, and if the three groups continued to stalemate, nothing could be done until it got dark. When the task force comes, Lei Ming's group of warriors can't escape, Shen Duo is also very dangerous, and Tang Li is also in trouble here, and in the end, it will be scattered in two, and the three parties will not benefit.
If it's not good, who will come to this place to toss around.
So whether Yunkang is filming a show or not, he will find the treasure first. As long as they can find something, their side can achieve a decisive victory. Because he has a lot of secret weapons, dragon swallowing rings, poor strange beasts, and defense talismans, and when he throws the treasure into the space, no one can snatch it.
The three of them were ready, and Yun Kang waved his hand at Tang Yao: "You can start." β
The camera immediately started shooting. They ignore the director and the cameraman, and the three of them come together to work out a course of action.
Yunkang said in a low voice: "Let's quickly open the furnace mechanism, in case we have too many dreams at night." β
Shen Duo was wearing a mask helmet, his expression was cold, they had discussed it so many times, but they still didn't touch the key. Within the god ding, to reopen, what does it mean.
His gaze froze through the mask, and he said coldly: "No matter what the situation, you can't let others cut off their beards halfway." β
Yun Kang nodded and said, "Let's summarize the conditions again and see from which angle to open the mechanism." "They discussed several options, most likely courage.
If the furnace ding is really an instrument for testing immortal cultivators, then measuring courage is the most reliable.
Yan Fucha took a small stone, wrote on the ground, and listed the contents of his summary: rich and handsome - no desire - perseverance - courage.
Yun Kang didn't want to think about it, he directly crossed out the first two conditions, what is rich and handsome, it is Yan Fucha who blindly broke it out to enliven the atmosphere, it is okay to use it to be funny, and it will not be interesting to use it to test the cultivation of immortals.
There is also the item of no desire and no desire, which Yunkang himself thinks is unreasonable. Immortal cultivators resist the sky and change their lives, and those who really have no desires and desires will only go with the flow and conform to nature, how can they act against the sky.
The third condition is perseverance, Yunkang also thinks it is unlikely, perseverance takes time to measure, and it depends on what perseverance it is. Eating three meals a day, sleeping every day, and persevering for a lifetime, is this considered perseverance? It is difficult to measure a person's perseverance with a furnace ding, because the measure is too broad.
In the end, there is only one courage left, and this should be the only correct answer. If courage doesn't work after trying it, it means that their whole thinking is wrong, and they have to continue to think of other ways.
Yun Kang and Shen Duo were silent, also thinking about the issue of courage.
Yan Fu noticed that the two of them were frowning and not speaking, thinking that they were thinking about their appearance in their hearts, so he smiled and said, "Two brothers, don't be entangled. There are so many people in the cave, and there are only three of us who meet the conditions of being rich and handsome. It seems that the treasure hunt can only be handed over to us, which is simply an unshirkable responsibility, and the pressure is very great in an instant. β
As he spoke, Yan Fucha lowered his head and looked into the furnace, and said to himself: "This thing can really measure its appearance? He pouted his ass forward, leaned down and stretched out his head to shine at the bottom of the ding.
Yun Kang grabbed his trouser belt, dragged him hard, and scolded: "You second goods, are you stupid again, can you be a mirror, this thing is also a test of courage, how can it be measured by appearance." β
The three of them gathered around the edge of the furnace, the camera lens was facing them, Tang Yao's face changed a few times, and he whispered: "Xiaoli, if they really find the treasure......
Tang Li, who was next to him, looked gloomy and said, "Brother, I don't want any treasures, I just want to find Dad and Brother Liang." β
Tang Yao sighed softly, shut up and stopped talking. He was holding a close-up camera in his hand, and Yun Kang's eyes were shining in the lens, and his face was full of confidence.
At this time, Chen Economy suddenly messed into the camera, he leaned next to Da Ding, and asked puzzledly: "This Da Ding is black and has green hair, is it a treasure? I think it's not as good as a rice cooker, and the rice cooker can still cook at home, what is the use of this Ding?"
Chen Jingye is the most practical person, in his opinion, only useful things are valuable, and useless things are still too much to occupy space at home.
Yunkang's head was big in an instant, and he simply held down the gourd and scooped it, Yan Fucha and Chen Jingye were able to make a pair of jugglers, and they didn't stop for a moment.
"Yunkang. At this time, Shen Duo shouted at him, stretched out his hand and pointed to the top of the cave, and said, "Test your courage, it is most appropriate to go to the top." β
Yun Kang's eyes fell on the steep rock above his head, and his mind flashed, the rock slope and the stone platform protruding from the cliff were indeed suspicious, just for people to step on, there must be a secret on it.
They found a large net at the top of the cave, and before they could continue their quest for secrets, they were interrupted by a group of warriors who had broken into the cave. It seems that if you want to find a way to open the furnace, you have to go up again.
"Courage and guts...... Climb up and take a look!" Yun Kang said, jumping down from the side of the furnace ding, hurriedly running over, and quickly climbing up the pile of rocks.
There were a few photographers standing next to him, and the camera position had already been set up, and suddenly saw Yun Kang and Shen Duo running to the rock, and without saying a word, "poo" climbed up like a monkey. They were dumbfounded, it was so dangerous up there, should the camera keep up.
At this time, Tang Li bit his lip, looked firmly and said, "The No. 1 machine is up." β
The No. 1 camera is a small camera that can be held in the hand for shooting, or hung on a chest hook for use, making it flexible and easy to use.
The photographer who took the No. 1 camera looked up and found that the top of the cave was very steep, and his face was a little ugly, so he couldn't help but hesitate.
After a while, he turned his head to Tang Yao and said, "Director, this is too high, dozens of meters high, there is not even a place to step on it." β
"You stay here, I'll go. Tang Yao didn't talk nonsense to him, immediately stepped on the cigarette butt, picked up the No. 1 camera, fixed the shelf on his chest and hooked it, and then ran to the stone pile, using his hands and feet at the same time, and climbing up with agility.
The other photographers saw that the rocks were towering, very rugged, and they didn't dare to take the opportunity to go up and take the risk. Although they are warriors, their skills are not high, and their flesh and blood cannot be hard against stones, and if they fall, they will be crippled if they do not die.
It was enough for Tang Yao to go up by himself, and he didn't need so many people to accompany him. If you shoot at close range, you can also level it with one camera, shoot a few more shots, and come back to edit.
Tang Li's face turned a little pale, and he couldn't help but raise his head and shout: "Brother, you have to be careful." She was so nervous that her voice trembled.
Tang Yao replied with a sullen head: "It's okay, don't worry, get all the seats below ready." β
Everyone raised their necks to look up, and the martial artists on Lei Ming's side began to secretly get excited when they saw Yun Kang and Shen Duo climbing up, this is definitely not a show, maybe they have already found the mystery of the mechanism, and the secret is on the top of the cave.
Soon the figures of the two of them emerged from the edge of the rock at the top of the cave, and Shen Duo moved to the side first, and then Yun Kang straightened up and stretched out his feet to move forward along the narrow rock.
Everyone tensed, clenched their hands and tensed, closed their mouths and held their breath, not even daring to breathe. Looking up from the bottom of the cave, the two of them were as big as little fingertips. If you fall at such a height, you will definitely break your bones on the spot.
At this time, Tang Li said loudly: "The No. 2, No. 3 and No. 4 cameras are ready, three cameras, a long lens and a push-pull lens, we must record the whole process." β
Immediately, three photographers adjusted the camera position, stretched the focal length, turned up the lighting, and the camera lens was aimed at the top of the cave.
Chen Economy was nervous, but suddenly saw the camera lens pointed at Yunkang, and immediately his eyes lit up, and he yelled below: "Yunkang, pay attention to your image, don't block your face." He couldn't wait to tell SΓΉ Yunkang to let him show his face in the camera, the key is to show his face, show his face!
At this time, Yunkang leaned against the stone wall and moved to the side step by step. Looking down from the top of the cave, the furnace is very small, right in the middle, but there is no secret to be seen.
Shen Duo moved around the edge of the rock, and finally found a place to stay, and said, "The stone here is closest to the furnace." β
Yun Kang looked up and saw Shen Duo standing on a stone platform, about two feet square, barely able to squeeze two people, it was the widest stone on the edge of the rock.
The stone platform was polished smooth and shiny, and it was evident that people had often stepped on it before.
Yun Kang also stepped over and stood on the stone platform with Shen Duo. Two feet in size, two people standing side by side, it felt very crowded, and only one person could stand on one foot.
"Buzz-" The pointer of the talisman array disk hanging on Yun Kang's chest spun around, and the poor beast also became restless.
Yun Kang grabbed a protruding stone corner behind him with one hand, and with the other palm held up the talisman array disk, trying it up and down, left and right.
The pointer kept turning, and when Yunkang bent down and moved the array disk to the lower position in the middle of his body, the pointer suddenly stopped with a "click", and the two pointers overlapped together.
Shen Duo slowly squatted down, looked out from a very tricky angle, and found a hazy shadow in mid-air.
At this time, Tang Yao climbed up with a camera strapped to his body, leaned against the steep stone wall, stretched out his hands to both sides, grabbed the edge of the protruding stone, looked down with his eyes, and shouted: "Damn, so high!"
However, he was also bold, he turned on the camera on his chest with one hand, did not forget to adjust the focus, and the camera was aimed at Yun Kang and Shen Duo.
The action was done in one go, without delaying the shooting at all, and then his mouth was like chanting: "At the moment, our position is at the top of the cave, and there are rocks here,...... There was a stone half a palm-width under my feet, and there was an open space in front of me. Oh my god...... Ladies and gentlemen, when you look at it from here, it is a deep hole dozens of meters high. β
Tang Yao was stiff, trembling while recording, and even his voice was a little trembling.
He glanced at the edge of the stone wall opposite, and the two men were much stronger than him. At this time, Shen Duo was pointing at the furnace ding below, discussing something with Yun Kang, and it seemed that he was going to jump into the furnace ding.
Tang Yao was so nervous that his heart was pounding, your uncle, who came up with a bad idea, can this also beat, put cement in his head.
The people below all looked up and saw the three of them on the top of the cave, and Tang Yao was holding a camera in one hand, standing on the edge of the stone wall like a zombie. The other two kept looking down, their hands pointing at the furnace.
Everyone had a bad premonition, and there was a horrified expression on their faces, these two people are crazy, are they going to jump into the furnace?
At this time, Tang Li shouted anxiously: "Brother, you have to stop them, you can't jump down, this is a recording show, not desperate." Her hair exploded, and her head swished into a cold sweat. I thought they were just climbing up and taking a few shots to end it, but I didn't expect to jump down.
Absolutely not, it's suicidal and can't be made to jump.
Tang Lilian shouted a few times, and his mouth was dry. These two people are helping them record the show, and if something happens, she won't be able to explain, and she will definitely feel guilty for the rest of her life.
The photographers are also blindsided, although the actors have to dedicate themselves to art, but they are not so fierce.
A group of people were shocked, and Yan Fucha suddenly waved his hands and yelled upwards: "Don't jump first, I'll go up too, let's jump together, the chance of success is better." β
Tang Li's scalp suddenly went numb, he went crazy, and the two of them hadn't been persuaded yet, and another one came to make trouble.
The reason why Yan Fucha wanted to go up was because he thought of a key question: setting up a mechanism requires a test of courage and weight, is it to jump into the furnace ding?
He was immediately excited, if the three of them jumped together, one of them would always be able to jump into the furnace, and the mechanism might be turned on.
A frenzied stream of blood rushed straight to his head, but he immediately calmed down, and thought about it, if the mechanism was opened, and all three of them would be injured, wouldn't it be a big bargain for those bastard warriors to take advantage of it and enjoy it?
Thinking of this, Yan Fucha's eyes rolled to the side, and said to Lei Ming: "Let's go to three people, and you also send three people, so that everyone is fairer." And if you get a few more people in a group, you will definitely be able to fill the furnace and the mechanism will be opened. β
Lei Ming was the most greedy for life and afraid of death, and he didn't want his people to lose, he smiled evilly, "You guys try first, if it doesn't work, it's our turn next time." β
Yan Fucha's face sank, and he secretly scolded the shameless girl. But these people were so cunning that he couldn't think of a good way to deal with them for a while.
He thought to himself, after climbing to the top of the cave, he had to discuss it with Yunkang and them, and they wouldn't do anything that was at a loss, and they wouldn't make wedding dresses for others.
At this time, Tang Li's face became more and more ugly, she stretched out her hand to stop Yan Fucha, and said, "You can't go up, they must also come down." β
Yan Fucha "cut", glanced at his eyes and said, "I, Brother Yun Kang, have agreed with you in advance about the conditions, you are only responsible for the camera, don't ask about other things." Besides, men do their right thing, and women don't hold back. β
He is two years younger than Tang Li, but he has a macho arrogant appearance, and he doesn't take Tang Li seriously at all. He turned his head and said to Chen Economy: "Put on a thick dress for me, and jump down to cushion it." β
Tang Li was anxious and angry, and his face was as white as paper. She hesitated, went to get a backpack, took out a down jacket and two thick cushions, and threw them to Yan Fucha, and said angrily: "I have persuaded and persuaded, you can think about it yourself, and look at it." β
Yan Fucha unceremoniously put on a down jacket, stuffed two cushions on the front chest and back of the buttocks, and said with a smile: "Screenwriter Tang, our brothers are out of the horse, there will be a good show, you just wait for the ratings to soar." β
After the clothes were tidied up, he immediately opened his throat, with a Peking Opera singing voice, and shouted vigorously: "Two brothers, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, brothers will accompany you for a while!"
He was bloated, but not agile, and climbed the rocks so fast that he was on the edge of the rock at the top of the cave in a few moments.
All they heard was his cry at the top of the cave: "I am the little prince of parkour, but I am not in vain. Brother Yunkang, I'm here......"
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