Chapter Twenty-Three: The Peak of Little Er's Dog Life
"Is this my dog or a pig?" The two came to the pet store and saw the stupid dog who was obviously fat three times in the cage, no, it should be called Xiao Er! Looking at Xiao Er in the cage, he was miserable!
As long as this dog doesn't give him food, he doesn't eat enough, and he barks vigorously at night, which has made the next door complain several times!" The store manager also said helplessly.
"Hehe...... Sanshui had no choice but to giggle with him!" "This dog can, eat, sleep, and act!"
Shen Mo stopped teasing a short hand, and slowly wiped it on Sanshui's waist......
"Shhh...... Tap ......" Sanshui bared his teeth and screamed.
"Store manager, can you make dog tags?" asked Shen Mo
The store manager looked at the two people who were handing out dog food and said, "Yes! Of course! What do you want to get, there is one here, I will take you here to choose!"
Looking at the silence of the past to choose the dog tag, Sanshui walked to the cage, kicked the cage, and woke up the sleeping Xiaoer!
"Whew~" Xiao Er tilted his head stupidly, and after finally confirming that the person in front of him was his master, he screamed softly!
"Little thing, you're pretty moist, let's go, come home with me!" Sanshui opened the cage as he spoke, who would have thought that the stupid dog Xiao Er didn't pay attention to it, but turned around, his butt was facing him, he couldn't live or die, and a man and a dog started a tug-of-war!
Twenty minutes later, Shen Mo and the store manager walked over, looked at the two species that were still fighting, and smiled helplessly to stop the battle!
Silently coaxed Xiao Er out, hung the freshly carved dog tag on its neck, and adjusted the tightness, it won't strangle or fall off!
The dog tag is also well done, with the inscription on it:
Surname: Ann
First Name: Little Er
Breed: Demolition dog
Father: An Sanshui
And the back is engraved:
Find my dad if you have something, contact number: 133xxxxxxxx
ps: Pretty auntie, don't disturb!
Sanshui didn't dare to bring it up, because Shen Mo's two-fingered waist magic skill had been perfected recently, and Sanshui could even feel that Shen Mo could practice this martial arts mastery to the grandmaster level on him!
Bought a bunch of dog food, treats, teething sticks and the like. Sanshui and Shen Mo finally took Xiao Er and prepared to go home.
The distance was not far, and after a fifteen-minute walk, the two decided to walk back!
After walking for five minutes, Xiao Er lay down motionless, Sanshui made a bitter face and kicked: "I said, other people's Erha is inexhaustible energy, look at you, I'm too lazy to be like an egg! Hurry up, otherwise I'll be rough, hurry up, hurry up, I'm not used to you......"
Of course, if there is a father who beats the child, there will be a mother who protects the child, silently watching Sanshui kick Xiao Er twice, although Xiao Er has a rough skin and thick flesh and no reaction at all, but at this time, if you go according to the plot, it should be the mother who came out to suppress the father to protect the child!
"Who to kick!" Shen Mo gently kicked Sanshui's ass and pointed at Sanshui: "I'm used to it, I'm the parent of a habitual child, you, hurry up and carry my son on his back and carry it home......"
Sanshui wants to cry without tears: "I'm your husband, okay......"
"Hmph, it's my son, hurry up, carry it, or I'll kick it......" Shen Mo twisted his ankle and said.
"Helpless ......" Sanshui sighed, squatted down, and silently lifted Xiao Er onto Sanshui's back, the funny thing is that Xiao Er actually cooperated very much this time, and arched upwards with his tail wagged!
"I'm going!it's so heavy!" Sanshui straightened his waist, looked at the silence next to him who was laughing and about to shed tears and was taking pictures, and said helplessly: "Xiao Er! You dog is at the peak!" and Xiao Er opened his mouth wide, looking around, with a proud expression!
Finally, the ordeal is not eternal, Sanshui and they came home and slammed Xiao Er to the ground, Sanshui went straight to the sofa and collapsed there, motionless.
"Silently, you can cook at night! My back hurts! I want to eat your cooking!" Sanshui arched coquettishly on the sofa
"Hmm, what do you want to eat?" Shen Mo thought about it for a moment, but he was still ready to fulfill his wish and show off his cooking skills!
"Stir-fried sea cucumber, steamed lobster, spicy stir-fried king crab......" Sanshui said a lot casually.
"Come on, there are four eggs, two cucumbers and one tomato left in the refrigerator, come on!
"Hmm...... Okay, then just make four dishes and one soup......" Sanshui turned over comfortably and continued to say scoundrelly.
"You wait!" Shen Mo thought for a moment, then picked up the kitchen knife, gestured at Sanshui, and said fiercely......
Sanshui couldn't hear it here, and made a slight snoring sound, yes, that's right! The child was asleep, and Xiao Er came over to look at Sanshui, who was asleep, and glanced at the silence in the kitchen, wagged his tail and walked into the bedroom, jumped on the bed, found a suitable position, and lay down in a comfortable way.
"Three little fat, wake up, eat......" A woman's voice came from a trance.
Slowly opened his eyes, and there was really a person standing a few years ago............
A woman......
A beautiful woman............