2-101 Sullen attributes
Si Kouzhun was angry, and he was about to open his mouth to fight back, but Lian Li's placket was lifted, and he stepped on the arm of the chair domineeringly, and raised his chin defiantly at Si Kouzhun, raised his eyebrows, and was covered in a ruffian and scoundrel atmosphere. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Her eyes clearly told Si Kouzhun that if he said anything more, she wouldn't mind going back to the palace tonight and making an order to let the whole world know that Si Kouzhun had entered the palace to sleep, she believed that her reputation had long since lost her sense of existence, even if she added such a fragrant stroke, no one cared.
But she pinched that Brigadier Si Kou would care.
Xiucai met a soldier, and it was unreasonable.
Xiucai met a soldier, and it was unreasonable.
Reason is not clear, reason is not clear......
These words echoed in Si Kouzhun's mind over and over again, and he couldn't resist again.
He just gritted his teeth and looked at Lian Li, shut up angrily, sat on the edge of the table angrily, angrily raised a pair of chopsticks, angrily grabbed a peanut, and angrily put it in his mouth and bit it.
He chewed the peanuts one by one, gurgling, forgetting how cold and indifferent he usually pretended, and at this time he just looked at Lian Carp angrily, as if he wanted to let Lian Carp turn into a peanut in his mouth and take a bite.
"Eat! What to see!" Lian Li glared at the audience around him, slapped the table and scolded angrily, "Lao Tzu is kissing and scolding is love, what do you see!"
Boo, the people around them all turned back with unsatisfied loss, but they chatted from time to time and looked back a few times, and the smile on the corner of their mouths was very ambiguous.
Shi Luoxue looked at the two people who were messing around on the spot, a little nervous, and asked in a low voice to Lian Li, "Brother, are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, just coax. ”
Lian Li's face bloomed with a confident smile, she felt that she had always been handy at pleasing Si Kouzhun This kind of thing, after whispering this sentence to this Shi Luoxue, Shi Shiran got off the chair, sat next to Si Kouzhun with a smile, peeled a piece of orange with a smile and handed it to Si Kouzhun, and said with a smile and pitiful:
"Little Zhun'er, I know it's wrong. ”
Si Kouzhun squinted at her, didn't make a sound, and reached out to grab a peanut, biting it with resentment, Shi Luoxue looked at the two of them with a look of surprise.
Ignoring the eyes of others, Lian Li handed the orange in his hand to him again, smiling flatteringly.
"I don't like to eat oranges. ”
Si Kouzhun coldly refused, reached out and stuffed a few peanuts from the porcelain plate into his mouth, and bit them with resentment.
"Then what do you like, do you like peanuts?" Lian Lizuo suddenly realized, hurriedly shouted a few plates of peanuts up, and then turned back to support his chin and looked at Si Kouzhun slowly and reminded with concern: "If you eat so many peanuts, your throat will hurt at night." ”
"I like to eat peanuts. ”
Si Kouzhun sneered, implicitly provocative, and pinched four or five in a row in one breath, chewing resentfully with a slight provocation, not caring that his cheeks were already sore for a while.
Lian Li shrugged helplessly at Shi Luoxue, saying that he couldn't help it.
It was only at this time that Wen Lixin, who had never had a chance to perform, coughed, made a gesture of ownership, took the lead in changing the topic, said some rumors about the restaurant, and then smiled gently and politely.
He already has a bottom in his heart about Si Kouzhun's origin, and plans to befriend him, maybe he can follow the prime minister's big tree to see the scenery.
Thinking about it like this, Wen Lixin only felt that the future was bright and beautiful, and even with Si Kouzhun in his mind, he had changed from the "nosy" at the previous poetry meeting to a "power tree".
He politely introduced him, but unfortunately no one paid attention to him.
Fortunately, the kind-hearted Shi Luoxue also felt a little embarrassed, and took Wen Lixin's words a little later, who knew that Wen Lixin seemed to have been greatly encouraged by Shi Luoxue, and began to talk about the origin of "Popping Chrysanthemum" with great interest.
"This little boy, have you heard of the word 'burst chrysanthemum' from the customs of Qi before?"
Out of jealousy of Si Kouzhun's identity, Wen Lixin was polite to Lian Li, who was good friends with Si Kouzhun.
"No, no, no, I saw it in some miscellaneous books. ”
Lian Li, still holding his chin and looking at Si Kouzhun with a smile, replied casually.
"On the book?" Wen Lixin was a little surprised, but there was also a look of clarity on his face, I don't know what he thought of, and began to explain the allusion of "Popping Chrysanthemum" with great interest.
It is rumored that a long time ago, there was a beautiful Hua Dan upstairs in the famous Xianglou Yun of Qi State, singing songs and slender figures, which made a famous imperial businessman fall for it at that time, thinking about it day and night, and not forgetting.
At that time, the little drama that Hua Dan pressed a head passed on a lie, so that the imperial businessman thought that Hua Dan liked chrysanthemums, so he spent a lot of money, and arranged a whole cloud upstairs on the night of Hua Dan's birthday, the sea of people surged, the chrysanthemums were fragrant, and the imperial businessmen held the chrysanthemums in front of Hua Dan with affection and knelt down in front of Hua Dan to ask for marriage, which caused a sensation in Qijing for a while, and they all thought that they could achieve a story through the ages.
When Lian Li's eyes lit up when she heard this, she generally "thought" that behind her would have a different ending, she hurriedly stabbed Si Kouzhun next to her with her elbow.
I didn't know that Si Kouzhun didn't even look at her, and continued to chew peanuts, just chewing and chewing, and found that Lian Li, listening to the story, didn't notice him at all, and Si Kouzhun's anger seemed to have turned into resentment inexplicably.
Wen Lixin continued, and sure enough, when the imperial merchant was holding an emotional speech, the beautiful Hua Dan seemed to be annoyed and angry, and pulled off the crown and smashed it on the imperial merchant's face, scolding.
Only then did everyone know that Hua Dan hated chrysanthemums the most in his life, and even the word "chrysanthemum" was extremely hated. And what is even more terrifying is that the angry Hua Dan was revealed, and they found out that Hua Dan was actually a beautiful young man, and the beautiful man left an obscure sentence before leaving.
"'Then Hua Dan said, chrysanthemum? Lao Tzu will explode your chrysanthemum first. And so it was gone. Qi people didn't know the meaning at first, until it was rumored later that this imperial merchant actually liked men, and the word "explosive chrysanthemum" had a little bit of that meaning......"
Wen Lixin spoke with a fluttering eyebrow, as if he was intoxicated with the feeling of storytelling.
But Shi Luoxue listened to it, her face was a little ugly, how could this article talk about such a thing in front of these two people. She secretly looked at Lian Li, and found that Lian Li, and Si Kouzhun were stunned at the same time, as if they were attracted by the story told by Wen Lixin.
Shi Luoxue silently prayed that her brother Lian Li could hear something from this allusion.
For example, it is not feasible to carry out the behavior of "popping chrysanthemums" for Si Kouzhun.
However, the reason why Lian Li and Si Kouzhun were stunned was not because of how ambiguous the story was, but because the familiar sentence "Lao Tzu" instantly evoked their long-buried memories.
This kind of thing...... It seems that only Master can do it.
But Master is dead.
Lian Li was stunned, and suddenly remembered that Xu Heng was talking "probably" at that time.
But if he is still alive, his master, who has a very bad temperament, is actually a beauty who can sing?
No, it's been so long, is it an old man who can babble and sing songs now?
Lian Liyi shuddered, quickly shook his head, and couldn't help but think of the "popping chrysanthemum" he saw, these two words came from various introductions in the book "Shocking". She looked at it ignorantly, but only roughly knew that maybe this was an expression of affection between men and men.
The reason why these two words are used to threaten Si Kouzhun is because in the story on the last page of the book "Shocking", a person called "President", every time he knocks down a thin boy, he only needs to whisper these two words, and the boy called "Xiaoshou" will blush with shame and dare not resist again.
Although it is not very clear, the book notes that this method has a miraculous effect on sullen men.
Sure enough, Lian Li nodded thoughtfully.
She seems to have accidentally discovered Si Kouzhun's attributes. (To be continued.) )