"You look at the young days of the pipa girl, 'Wuling is young and fighting, and I don't know how many red silk songs', how many handsome men and handsome guys broke their heads for her, and they fought to die and live. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info 'This year's laughter and next year', the autumn moon and spring breeze and other leisure', singing night and night, circling among countless men, having a lot of fun, what happy and chic tricks have been played. Until you get tired of playing and get old, you marry a businessman and want to spend the rest of your life in peace, how can there be such a good thing in the world?"

Wu Yikui, who was sitting in the front right corner, snorted and said, "Yo yo, the stupid boy army stopped talking today, it's really funny, haha!" But none of the others laughed.

"If the Pipa girl really likes businessmen, then why should she let others play with her good youth, and enjoy it herself? You must know that the businessman is just an innocent husband, but she has to pay for her ridiculous youthful past, and the Pipa girl marries a businessman, at best, to get a long-term meal ticket. ”

Song Baojun did not wait for the reaction of the teacher and classmates, and continued: "The two of them set up a family, and the businessman had to work hard for his livelihood, buy and sell tea everywhere to maintain the family's expenses, and bear the hardships of life alone. How did the businessman repay the merchant for being so diligent and devoted to his family?' 'Dreaming of juvenile things in the middle of the night, dreaming of tears and tears', that is, often dreaming of having fun and carnival when he was a teenager, and waking up and regretting that this was not the life he wanted. Hehe, have you ever married like this?"

"You ......" Teacher Jiang's throat seemed to be strangled by someone.

Song Baojun gushed endlessly: "As a singer, the skills of the pipa girl are still good, but her mentality is wrong. She shouldn't think that she can play with the whole society with a little gesture, think that all men should revolve around her, think that the whole world is wrong and only she is right. In one sentence, the Pipa Girl's failure is to blame, and no one else can be blamed. ”

More than a dozen students burst into applause, many of which were bored boys and girls who were jealous of Teacher Jiang's beauty. This interpretation angle is relatively novel, and I think it has also been researched, and it cannot be easily denied.

Teacher Jiang found that it was difficult to refute his arguments, so he opened his mouth for a long time, pointed at him and said angrily: "You, you, you! Get out of here!"

Song Baojun shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said with a smile as he walked towards the door: "Teacher Jiang, you made a mistake in the ancient poetry appreciation class, the theme of "Pipa Xing" is not the Pipa Girl, 'the same people who have fallen from the end of the world, why should they have known each other when they meet' is the idea that Bai Juyi wants to express." You are doing everything possible to elevate the pipa girl, but I am afraid that it is the petty bourgeois literary and artistic thoughts in your heart that are making trouble. Don't forget that you are a teacher, and we are not here to accept your wrong teaching method after paying so much tuition. ”

He walks in a very special way, slumping half of his shoulders, putting one hand in his trouser pocket, and his posture is crooked, like a gangster who wanders the streets all day long, and like a poor ** silk who has just been rejected, and his body is full of careless temperament.

Many girls have been surprised in their hearts: Is this still the stupid boy? Don't be too handsome, okay?

The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a pin dropping, and everyone was stunned.

Although the tea atmosphere is open, some students refute the views of the beautiful teacher Jiang Yihui in public, which is the first time in the world. And the refutation is so vividly that Mr. Jiang can't even refute it.

There was no shortage of brilliant students in the class, but they couldn't even make a sound.

This is not only to be the enemy of Mr. Jiang, but also to be the enemy of Mr. Jiang's fan group, it is really enough!

Teacher Jiang bit his lower lip, his face was blue and white

Wu Yikui muttered: "Silly boy, you are really awesome. ”

Song Baojun took out a Heshui brand cigarette with one hand and put it in his mouth, and the old-fashioned aluminum kerosene lighter lit it violently, and he took a sharp puff, almost choking out of his lung lobe for a while. In order not to make a fool of himself in front of his classmates, he finally endured it with supreme endurance, and his face was extremely ugly, like a mess of ****.

fell in the eyes of others, and said that his face was ugly because he was dissatisfied with Mr. Jiang, and his image was added by three points.

"Song Baojun, you stop for me!" Long Ya suddenly stood up and shouted: "Wait for Lao Tzu in the dormitory after school!

"I'll wait for you. Song Baojun spit out a puff of white smoke and coldly dropped a sentence.

……******……

It's not so much fun to offend Longya.

Chaju University is a miniature version of society, where there are many factions. Some people are deep and introverted after going to college, and they become mature; some study hard and think endlessly, hoping to achieve a career in the future; some spend all their time drinking and only using college as a place to pick up girls; and some begin to become self-aggrandized and act more and more unscrupulously.

This is the university, a place where life begins to take shape.

Long Ya is Song Baojun's classmate, from Huxi Province, because of his handsome, strong personality and eloquent ability, he has won over a vote of so-called brothers, and in the tea of more than 50,000 students and faculty members, it is more or less a force.

I heard that he beat a boy in the dormitory last semester, forcing him to drop out of school, and finally only received one major punishment. Song Baojun, can you afford to provoke a frustrated man?

Feeling Song Baojun's strange emotions, the obscene personality smiled and said: "What are you afraid of! A self-righteous deflated three, I have been in the world for decades, I have seen many such little shrimps, and some of them have means to clean them up." ”

"Didn't you say that personality should be fused? How can you still talk in my head all the time?" Song Baojun asked puzzled.

"Oh! you mean this. The lewd personality said: "Of course I expect to be fused as soon as possible, the problem is that your brain is too mediocre, just like the oldest Celeron generation computer processor, if my hundreds of thousands of terabytes of information are input into your computer in an instant, what do you guess the result will be?"

"Crash?"

"Correct. I have thoughts, personalities, hobbies, emotions, memories, feelings, experiences, and knowledge that have been developed for decades...... Equivalent to a huge amount of information. Your brain can go into a coma because it can't process huge amounts of information instantly. ”

The obscene personality snapped his fingers triumphantly: "If the computer is down, it can be recovered, but when the human brain is down, it will become a vegetative person to a large extent." To be on the safe side, I can only choose to blend in little by little, and change your brain with subtle power. Wait until you are strong enough to integrate into the second personality. ”

"I see. Song Baojun was ashamed of his weakness.