Chapter 370: Too good at pretending
Yun Kang took a deep breath, stared at Yan Fucha with a pair of eyes, and asked, "Why didn't you run away when the robbers let you get into the car?"
The robbers dragged the driver out of the car, and then let Yan Fucha get into the car, which was a good time to escape, but Yan Fucha actually obeyed, which was not normal at all.
Yan Fucha thought for a moment and said, "I was trembling all over my body, and my mind was messed up. ”
Raising his eyes and seeing Yun Kang's unkind expression, staring at him deadly, Yan Fucha hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law, I can indeed escape from the other side of the car door, and I was constantly entangled in my heart at that time, whether to escape at this time." ”
"That's what I thought at the time, I'm a master of parkour, I can flip to the door in three seconds, push the door and jump out, but the interior of the car is so limited and so cramped. I'm worried that my upper body will rush out of the car, and my legs and butt will still be in the car, so how can I get it, and my head will escape in three seconds, but I can't do without my legs. Brother-in-law, you don't know, the machete in the robber's hand is more than two feet long, the blade is thick, and it is particularly sharp, as long as the machete is swung out, it will chop off my legs in half a second. Yan Fucha described it vividly and vividly described the scene at that time as extremely dangerous.
"I was torn over and over again, and before I could make a decision, the car was already driving. Yan Fucha spread his hands, sighed and said, "Brother-in-law, I can't help it, I really can't escape." ”
He took out a paper card from his coat pocket, handed it to Yun Kang, and said with a hippie smile: "Brother-in-law, look, this is the portrait of the robber that the police asked me to draw, I think the painting is very similar, and they say they can't recognize it." ”
Yunkang took the card and looked at it, only to see a ninja wearing a black mask painted on it, a cute cartoon image, and a scissor hand stretched out.
Yunkang immediately became angry and threw the card onto the bed casually. Yan Fucha was startled, his shoulders shrunk together, he looked at him with weak eyes, and muttered: "Brother-in-law-"
Yun Kang didn't give him a good look, knocked on the head of the bed with his knuckles, and said, "You're fooling me, aren't you? If you don't tell the truth, I'll break your arms and legs, make you suffer a serious fracture, and stay in the hospital for a year." ”
Yan Fucha looked at him a little dissatisfied, and muttered in a low voice: "It's obvious that you have violent tendencies, you want to break people's legs at every turn, you have threatened me several times before, and you can't be like this when you are a brother-in-law." ”
He blinked his eyes and said aggrievedly: "Brother-in-law, it's good to have a broken bone for three months, and you don't need to stay for a year." ”
Yun Kang held back a mouthful of old blood, and said clearly: "You heard me clearly, I want you to lie in the hospital for a year, and there will definitely be no less than one day." If your leg is healed, I'll break it again and make you hurt more, believe it or not?"
Yan Fucha flattened his mouth, nodded and said, "I believe it." ”
He rolled his eyes twice, secretly observing Yun Kang's expression, it seemed that his brother-in-law was really annoyed, and he had already noticed that he was not telling the truth.
But he really couldn't figure it out, the storyline just now was very reasonable, the lines were considered several times, and the emotions and eyes were in place, where did the performance collapse.
Yun Kang's eyes were like fire knives, staring at his face, he exhaled a long breath for a while, and said helplessly: "You kid is just underbeaten, running with a mouth full of trains, and there is no credible word." ”
Yan Fucha was unwilling to act badly, he knew that Yunkang was not easy to fool, but he had to get out of the way, maybe he would be in big trouble. What's more, he thinks that this matter is very real, why doesn't Yunkang believe it?
He sat up from the bed, approached Yunkang with an innocent face, and asked seriously: "Brother-in-law, why don't you believe me, what I said is the truth." Your distrustful attitude makes me very sad, do you know it? ”
Yun Kang saw that this kid was determined to play with him, and if he didn't clean him up, he would go to the sky and become a monkey.
He didn't laugh angrily, cocked Erlang's legs, and said, "Okay, Fucha, let me ask you a few questions, you explain it to me well, and if I am satisfied, I will believe you." ”
Fu Cha's eyes faded, with a confident expression, and said, "If you ask, I will definitely answer honestly." ”
Yun Kang glanced at him and said, "First question, you said that you fell off the cliff, why was you not injured at all, and you were full of energy and red face, what is going on, don't talk nonsense to me that it is a cultivation immortal." ”
Yan Fucha was slightly stunned, his original plan was to say that he had a clear skeleton and was a good seedling for cultivating immortals, and he happened to meet a hundred-year-old Lingzhi at the bottom of the cliff, and after eating it, he was not thirsty or hungry, and then he saw that the mountains and rivers were beautiful and the aura was compelling, so he sat down and practiced.
But Yun Kang suddenly cut off his excuse for cultivating immortals, and Yan Fucha was stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer.
Yun Kang saw that he hummed for a long time and didn't say a word, obviously running out of words.
He glared at Yan Fucha coldly, this little bastard thing, with a two-dimensional pig brain, couldn't make up nonsense, and then asked him again: "Second question, you said that one robber became three people, how did it change, tell me the details." ”
Fucha was a little afraid of him, lowered his head deeply, pursed the corners of his mouth for a long time, and muttered: "It's dark, I didn't see clearly-" Yun Kang raised his hand to fan it, he hurriedly said: "Just like Transformers, there is a sound all over the body, and then it will be divided into three people." ”
Yunkang couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the head of the bed, broke a steel bar, and scolded: "You little rabbit cub, I'll make you a transformer today." As he spoke, he picked up a pillow and smashed it on his head.
Yan Fu was frightened when he was on the road, and he didn't know why Bai Yunkang was angry, if he had something to say, he couldn't solve the problem with violence. My head was smashed by the pillow, and I felt like I was about to have a concussion, and suddenly I couldn't control my emotions and burst out all at once.
He covered his head and shouted, "Brother-in-law, if you don't believe it, you don't believe it, how can you beat people." It's because you're too unimaginative, what's so strange about transforming, for people in the Xianxia world, the doppelganger phantom is just a small spell, and it's possible to conjure a string of gourd baby brothers. Besides, Sun Wukong has changed seventy-two times, and no one doubts it. ”
Yunkang didn't want to listen to him anymore, so he pulled him to him, twisted his neck, and said, "I'll give you one last chance, you waste my time by talking nonsense, and we won't know each other in the future." ”
Yan Wei saw that Yunkang had a gloomy face, and spoke to him very seriously, and suddenly felt a little nervous, and said with a sad face: "I made it up so easily, I was tired of hundreds of thousands of brain cells, there is no credit and hard work, there is no hard work and fatigue......"
Yun Kang's eyes lit up, and he squeezed his collar suddenly, Yan Fucha immediately surrendered, coughed a few times, looked at him with a blank eye, held it for a while, and finally spoke: "Brother-in-law, I was also forced." The bastard said that if I didn't do what he said, I would take my head around the neck at any time, and that's what he said. ”
Yunkang threw Yan Fucha on the hospital bed, lifted Erlang's legs, changed to a comfortable sitting position, and asked, "So, one becomes three fakes?"
Yan Fucha comprehended Yunkang's power, and didn't dare to play tricks anymore, nodded meekly, and said: "I also think that one change into three is a bit mysterious, but the world is so big, there are no surprises, and maybe ......."
"Shut up for me!" Yun Kang became impatient, scolded, saved all the curses, and asked bluntly: "What do the robbers want you to do?" ”
Yan Fucha gave up resistance, rubbed his face, picked up the portrait card, handed it to Yun Kang and said: "He asked me to tell you that when the program team went to the forest park to shoot, he was waiting for you near the stone tower." ”
Halfway through speaking, he cried out with a sad face: "Brother-in-law, you have to help me, he has to ask me to tell you, I don't want to help him, he forced me, and let me make up nonsense to lie to you, saying that if I dare not cooperate, he will kill me." ”
As he spoke, he hugged Yunkang's arm and cried, snot and tears, heartbroken.
Yun Kang was about to be completely collapsed by this kid, he pulled Yan Fucha's head up, frowned and said: "Manly man, cry when you encounter a little, what is there to cry about." ”
When he saw that Yan Fucha's face was full of tears, but his eyes were shining, he felt that something was wrong.
Although Yan Fucha is a little out of tune, he has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, when did he become afraid of death?
And what about Shen Duo, Yun Kang felt strange, Shen Duo never appeared in the whole thing, where did he go when the robbers held Yan Fucha hostage?
"Woo, brother-in-law, you must help me ......" Yan Fucha began to cry again.
Yun Kang frowned, this is too fake, he actually cried and wiped his tears, this bastard kid is really good at pretending, and he is acting with him in a different way!
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