"When you were in elementary school, your goddess was already able to kiss. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info When you were in junior high school, your goddess kissing skills were already perfected. When you were in high school, your goddess was already able to shake the bed. By the time you were in college, your goddess had turned black. When you graduate from college and work hard to find a job, your goddess has changed countless bed partners. When you have a successful career and are ready to buy a house, buy a car and start a family, your goddess appears in front of you and asks you in a resentful tone, do you love me or love that membrane. The sorrow of Dick Silk is nothing more than this. ”

"Brother Wo, I won't accept you if I don't accept the wall, all of them are jokers. After reading this person's comment, many netizens left messages directly below.

"Come on, come on, I'll make a joke too. ”

** Arrested transcript police reprimanded: Why do you want to "sell yourself"?** tearfully and helplessly said: Relying on the corruption of the party and the party, relying on the factory to sell, just rely on a small piece below, the time is short, the money comes quickly, and there is neither corruption nor corruption. You say I'm selling, but although the body sells the soul, the radish is still there, how can you say that this is selling. Hey!! the policeman said loudly again: Are you guilty?** said puzzledly: I don't rely on the people or the party, I can go to work with a small bed. There is no noise or pollution, there is no need to seek development by taking advantage of the cracks, not giving birth to a girl or a man, and not causing trouble to the country? The police have no choice but to seek help from the secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission. The woman lifted her skirt and asked, "Is this thing organized?" The secretary shook her head! Is it yours? Is it a state-owned asset? The woman said indignantly: Have you ever studied the "Property Law"? I don't understand whether it is wrong for me to let others use my own things in this general environment of learning from Comrade Lei Feng? The secretary was silent for a long time, and had no choice but to say, "Comrade, you have worked hard," and what she said was also very reasonable.

"Nima, there aren't many filthy demon kings in the world?"

"The old driver is driving, turning in front, the old driver is high-energy, boom! The old driver has overturned, pawn!"

"Don't say anything else, I'll just ask if this car has anything you want to repair?" asked a netizen named Runaway.

"Brother steady!"

"Brother begging for introduction. ”

"How much?"

"Nima, this kind of car, I have to repair it once when I break my family. ”

"Don't make a fuss, I want to know the way, I'm going there a long time ago. The runaway brother replied in the comment area.

"Tut-tut, looking innocent, I don't know how many times I've been by others. Some netizens said sourly.

"What's that, it's not talented in the next place, but there is still some research on identifying women, I look at this anchor, the eyebrows are not opened, and it should still be a virgin. A netizen named Wind Wanderer said.

"Hey, hey. , the prodigal son has come out?" Many netizens recognized it, the person whose name is the Wind Wanderer.

The wind wanderer, like netizens, is a prodigal son who likes beautiful women, and legend has it that he can tell at a glance whether this female three-plus is a virgin.

"Brother Prodigal Son, are you joking, if this anchor is not for sale, how can so many people give her gifts?"

Many netizens expressed doubts.

"In a trance, the old lady is willing to brush, you are poor, you are poor, and you don't know the pleasure of brushing gifts. ”

Needless to say, this message must have been left by the Water Moon Orchid.

"Although what Sister Hua said is a bit too radical, I think it is our freedom that we are willing to brush gifts, and it is our turn to be blind here **** This sentence is said by Thor Odinson.

"I'm also going to say two words, when you farm rockets. I'm also in the live broadcast room, but I'm not a local tyrant who brushes rockets, I'm just a student party, I don't have money, and I swiped some lollipops. A netizen named Qingfeng Left Behind said: "The anchor's live broadcast brings us happiness, we can't spend some money too much, right?"

"Don't be blind to them, will they understand us?" In fact, when Li Qingwan broadcast live, more than a million people were watching.

When these people saw this post, they sprayed here one by one with righteous indignation.

However, more than a million people sound like a lot, but less than 10,000 people know about this post.

Therefore, it can't spray people at all.

But now it's different, now that Li Qingwan has turned on the live broadcast, the number of online people has exceeded 500,000.

So there are good people in the live broadcast room, and they directly start to say in the live broadcast room that they are going to do something.

"Come on, come on, I'll take the lead, let's go and slaughter this post first, and then blow up this lace news called Weibo and the official website for him. ”

"Yes. It's strong. So the people in Li Qingwan's live broadcast room were led by Shuiyue Orchid to become soldiers one by one, charging on the Internet.

First of all, it was this post, netizens who were originally ridiculing Li Qingwan suddenly found that there were a lot of cards when they refreshed it.

Then, after the refresh was completed, there were tens of thousands of messages: "The editor is stupid." Force, black me yoyo. ”

"If it weren't for being too bullying, we wouldn't have come, I actually dared to hack my family's Yoyo, I'm !!"

Comments like this will take over the entire post at once.

Zhao Lei, an editor of Lace News, was originally idle and bored. took a look at the live webcast, and found that this female anchor, who seems to be an adult, can earn nearly one million a day.

Then Zhao Lei edited a piece of news, but I don't know if it was out of jealousy or for what reason, when editing the news, Zhao Lei deliberately smeared it, Li Qingwan, as well as the network anchor, and those local tyrants.

Although he has already gotten off work, Zhao Lei is still reading the news edited by himself, and seeing that there are nearly 5,000 messages in the comment area, Zhao Lei suddenly became proud.

"Hey, hey. Originally, I just wanted to have a pastime, but I didn't expect to find a big news. Tut-tut, it seems that this month's bonus is not going to run away. Zhao Lei looked at the news with a smile and decided that he would pay more attention to it in the future, the situation of the network anchors?

However, after Zhao Lei refreshed it, he was stunned for a moment: "Why is there suddenly more and so many comments?"

Zhao Lei was a little confused, but after seeing the content of those comments, Zhao Lei's face darkened.

"Nima's, what's going on?" Zhao Lei has some unclear why, obviously the wind was beautiful in the last second, why is it stormy now?

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The hard-working street uglies are going to be four watches today. Yes, four more.

Because the ugly street fighter said in the group, the deacon added one watch, the helmsman three watches, the alliance leader ten watches, and then our first helmsman had to let me add five watches, so, today and tomorrow are all four watches... Tired and faint in the toilet?。。。