Wei Wuxian said: "It's broken, it's broken, it's broken!" ”

He threw himself on the mat, propped his hands on both sides of the hole pierced by the dust-avoiding sword, looked up and said, "Lan Zhan, look at you, you have to pay for making the mat and the ground in other people's shops like this." ”

Lan Wangji said: "Compensation!" ”

After speaking, he pulled out the dust again, and seemed to want to stab a few more times, Wei Wuxian hurriedly rushed back to stop him, and said, "What's the matter with you?" How did a drink come to this, huh? Doing bad things everywhere. ”

His tone was reproachful. Lan Wangji looked at him, at his hands, and then at the hole in the ground, as if he suddenly woke up and threw away the dust at once.

The hilt of the sword is forged with sterling silver that has been refined by secret methods, and the sword body is as crystal clear as a real ice blade, extremely thin, but the iron is as thin as clay, so the whole sword seems to be light and agile, as if there is a fairy aura, but in fact it is very weighty, and it falls to the ground with a muffled "bang", and the bones roll away. Wei Wuxian held the scabbard in his right hand, picked it up with his feet, and inserted it into the scabbard steadily and accurately.

He taught: "Don't litter such a dangerous thing!" ”

Hearing this, Lan Wangji sat more upright, lowered his head, and looked like he knew what he had done wrong and humbly accepted the teaching. It has always been Lan Wangji who has taught him seriously, and only after drinking alcohol can he have the opportunity to educate Lan Wangji who has done something wrong. Wei Wuxian clasped his hands, and the dust was inserted in his arms, tilting his head to look at him, and he couldn't help but laugh and tremble.

He really likes drunk Lan Wangji so much!

As soon as he got drunk, Wei Wuxian's dilemma and difficulty in moving an inch in the past few days were swept away in an instant, as if the waves that had not set off before had found a place to use.

Walking around Lan Wangji, who was sitting in a precarious position, Wei Wuxian turned around and sat beside him, showed him the corner of his torn clothes, and said, "Look at the good things you did, you broke my clothes, and you want to make up for me when you go back, do you know?" ”

Lan Wangji nodded, and Wei Wuxian said, "Will you make it up?" ”

Lan Wangji shook his head, and Wei Wuxian said in a bully manner, "I knew you wouldn't." I won't go to school, and you'll have to mend my clothes anyway. You know? ”

Seeing Lan Wangji nod again, Wei Wuxian contentedly picked up a cushion and put it over the hole that had been poked out by the dust while no one noticed, pretending that no one had destroyed the things here.

Lan Wangji took out the delicate and beautiful little money bag from his arms and sent it to Wei Wuxian, shaking and saying, "Compensation." ”

Wei Wuxian said: "Knowing that you have money, collect it well...... What are you doing? ”

Lan Wangji stuffed the money bag into his arms.

Wei Wuxian touched the heavy bulge on his chest and said, "Give it to me?" ”

After stuffing the money bag in, Lan Wangji helped Wei Wuxian pull the collar and patted him on the chest, as if he was afraid that he would lose it, and said, "Put it away." ”

Wei Wuxian said, "Really give it to me?" So much money. ”

Lan Wangji said: "Hmm." ”

The poor Wei Wuxian was grateful and said, "Thank you, thank you, I sent it." ”

Who knows, after hearing two "thank you" in a row, Lan Wangji's eyebrows immediately frowned.

He suddenly put his hand into Wei Wuxian's arms, snatched the money bag back, and said, "Don't! ”

The money Wei Wuxian had just gotten was gone, and he was stunned and said, "Don't want anything?" ”

Lan Wangji looked very disappointed and restrained, just shook his head silently, and took the money bag back listlessly, looking a little sad.

Wei Wuxian said, "Didn't you just tell me?" Why didn't you give it again? How do you talk without words? ”

Lan Wangji turned around, and Wei Wuxian pulled his shoulders and turned back, coaxing, "Look at me, don't run." Come on, come on, look at me. ”

So Lan Wangji looked at him. Both of them stared at each other's faces, so close that they could even count Lan Wangji's long eyelashes. The crisp sandalwood, the ambiguous aroma of wine, the two breaths, linger between the subtle breaths.

After staring at each other for a while, Wei Wuxian's heart beat more and more, and finally he couldn't hold it anymore, and he was the first to retreat, looking away.

He said, "Okay! You win. Let's play it differently. Or the same as before, I ask you to answer, and you are not allowed to ......"

Who knows, just when the first word "play" was mentioned, Lan Wangji suddenly said: "Okay! ”

He grabbed Wei Wuxian's hand and swept out the door like a gust of wind and rushed down the stairs.

Wei Wuxian was pulled down the lobby by him in a daze, the proprietress on the first floor and her guys were eating around a long table, Lan Wangji didn't look at them, and dragged Wei Wuxian out the door. The proprietress got up and said, "What's wrong?" Two sons, is the food unpalatable? ”

Wei Wuxian took time out of his busy schedule and said, "He! Especially that wine, it's really exciting......" Before the words fell, Lan Wangji had already dragged him out of the inn.

But when he was already on the street, he still didn't mean to stop, and continued to gallop, Wei Wuxian said, "Where are you going?" ”

Lan Wangji didn't say a word, ran to the courtyard of a house, and then suddenly stopped. Wei Wuxian felt strange and was about to ask, but he raised a finger to his lips and said, "Shhhh ”

With a little soles under his feet, he took Wei Wuxian lightly, swept up the eaves of this house, picked it on the tiles, and whispered, "Look." ”

Seeing him mysteriously, Wei Wuxian's curiosity grew heavier and heavier, and he followed his focused gaze to a chicken coop in the courtyard.

"......" Wei Wuxian said, "That's what you asked me to see?" ”

Lan Wangji said softly: "Let's go." ”

Wei Wuxian said, "What to do?" ”

Lan Wangji suddenly jumped up and landed in the middle of the courtyard.

If the owner of this family is awake and suddenly sees a man in white floating in the moonlight, he must suspect that it is the Nine Heavens Immortal who has fallen into the dust. But what Lan Wangji did didn't have any immortal style at all, he slowly groped in the courtyard, and the more Wei Wuxian looked at it, the more wrong it became, and he also jumped off the wall, pulling his forehead, and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

Lan Wangji pressed his forehead with one hand and reached into the chicken coop with the other.

A few hens who were sleeping soundly in the chicken coop suddenly woke up, flapped their wings, and ran away. Lan Wangji's eyes lit up, and he shot like lightning, grabbing the fattest one in his hand.

Wei Wuxian was stunned.

The yellow-flowered hen cooed in Lan Wangji's hand, and Lan Wangji solemnly sent it to Wei Wuxian's arms. Wei Wuxian said, "What? ”

Lan Wangji said: "Chicken." ”

Wei Wuxian said, "I know it's chickens. What are you doing with my chicken? ”

Lan Wangji's face tightened, and he said, "Send you." ”

"Send me...... All right. ”

It seemed that if Wei Wuxian didn't accept it, he would be angry again. Wei Wuxian took the chicken and said, "Lan Zhan, do you know what you're doing?" This chicken has an owner. You call it stealing. ”

Hanguangjun, a dignified immortal man, if it is known that he is drunk, he will go out to steal other people's chickens...... I can't imagine.

But at this time, Lan Wangji only listened to what he liked to hear, and those who didn't like to listen pretended not to hear, and continued to work hard, "gurgling" and "cooing" in the chicken coop, which was unbearable.

Wei Wuxian said, "I didn't let you do this. ”

The two of them hugged a shivering hen and climbed over the wall for a while, Wei Wuxian was still wondering why Lan Wangji suddenly wanted to steal the chicken, could it be that he wanted to eat it? Suddenly, he noticed that Lan Wangji's jet-black hair was stained with a piece of chicken feathers.

With a "poof", Wei Wuxian couldn't stand it anymore. was about to reach out to help him take it off, but who knows, Lan Wangji flew up a tree again.

This tree grows in people's yards, and it grows so well that its branches and leaves stick out of the courtyard wall. Lan Wangji sat on a branch, and Wei Wuxian looked up and said, "What's wrong with you??? ”

Lan Wangji bowed his head and said, "Shhh ”

Hearing this, Wei Wuxian felt that what he was going to do next was something similar to stealing chickens.

I saw Lan Wangji stretch out his hand, pick something on the treetops, and throw it down. Wei Wuxian held the hen in one hand, caught it with the other, and when he held it in his hand, he saw that it was a half-green and not red, round and slippery jujube.

Really. After stealing chickens, it's time to steal dates again!

Wei Wuxian is no stranger to stealing chickens, he used to love to do it when he was a teenager, and he had to pull a group of people to hug him and do it together. But if you replace the accomplice with Lan Wangji, it will be very scary. No, it can't be regarded as an accomplice, Lan Wangji is clearly the mastermind.

Thinking of this, a white light suddenly flashed in his mind.

In Lianhuawu before, he took Lan Wangji to see the old land of Yunmeng, and told him a lot of interesting stories about his childhood, among them, there are many such "glorious deeds". Could it be that Lan Wangji listened to it, remembered it, and was eager to try to experience it in his heart?

Quite possibly!

Gusu Lan's family education is very strict, Lan Wangji has been locked up at home since he was a child, reading and writing, and his words and deeds are according to the standards given by his elders, and he has never done these unorthodox nonsense. You can't do it when you're sober, so do it while you're drunk?

The blue machine on the jujube tree was like the wind, but after a while, the jujube of the tree was swept away and plucked. Putting them all in his sleeve, he jumped off the tree and opened his sleeve to show Wei Wuxian his "trophies".

Looking at these round dates, Wei Wuxian didn't know what to say, and after a while, he praised: "...... Good, good, good, awesome! Well done! ”

Lan Wangji accepted his praise peacefully, pulled Wei Wuxian's sleeve, and poured all the stolen dates into it, "Here you go." It's all up to you. ”