On the evening of September 3, in an old-fashioned large empty room in Gyeongbokgung Palace, Seoul, PD, writers, and VJs were lined up against a wall, all kinds of equipment were readily available, and on the opposite side were more than a dozen artists talking about something. The pen is full of people www.biquge.info full of people, and the heat in the summer is like a sauna, but only the eldest Lu Shiyan has a bucket of ice in front of him...... You don't need to think about it at all, you can tell at a glance that this scene is a TV station doing a variety show.

Well, the two MCs who are talking seem to be acquaintances of Jin Zhongming, Lu Hongzhe and Li Huicai, in fact, if Jin Zhongming pushes the door open and comes in, he will find that 7 percent of them are acquaintances, and the remaining 3 percent are also acquaintances, because this is SBS's "Heroes and Heroes" good daughter-in-law special.

"GD has chosen Liu Renna!" Lu Hongzhe announced with a smile. "So GD, if you were asked to choose someone who would least want to be a wife in your next life, who would you choose?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a wail in the hot sauna room, and the dozen female artists of "Heroes and Heroes" were dissatisfied.

"What kind of problem is this?!" Shen Fengshan asked, patting the floor.

"It's too much!" the little dinosaur pouted.

"How can there be such a host?!" Narsha had already covered her face. "A madman and a softie, these two MCs will ruin our show!"

“……”

“……”

"Quiet, quiet!" Lu Hongzhe said again and again, and then repeated into the phone. "GD, don't have any burden, you just need to call out your name, and you can hang up the phone directly after answering......"

GD waited awkwardly for three seconds, but it was obvious that Lu Hongzhe did not let him go, and in desperation, he gritted his teeth and shouted a name according to the other party's instructions: "Then I will choose...... Zheng Jiaen!"

After shouting, he hung up, leaving Zheng Jiaen sitting in the corner sulking. This is "Heroes and Heroes", each issue has a similar brutal popularity ranking, and more than a dozen female artists are often selected from the first row to the last......

"Who's next?" Li Hui clapped his hands with satisfaction, and at the same time motioned to PD to draw another mobile phone.

"It's Sister Shiyan!" As soon as the phone was taken out, someone recognized it, Lu Shiyan is the real eldest sister in the show, the one who takes the most care of the young artists outside the camera, and the one who really maintains order.

"Whose number did Sister Shiyan pre-store?" Li Huicai asked curiously as he walked over to take his mobile phone, everyone here knows how to rank today's popularity, they have already pre-stored the number, and Li Zhen even specially asked for Li Ruizhen's number to save it......

"Husband's!" Lu Shiyan explained calmly, wiping a handful of sweat by the way, saying that it is really hard to suffer so much at night when she is old, even if she puts ice in front of her, it is enough for her.

"What a safe choice. Li Huicai complained weakly. "If the eldest brother dares to say that it is not you, will he be kicked out of the room and fall to his knees in the garden tomorrow night...... Youbo Xiyou, the eldest brother is me, Huicai! Hey, the eldest sister has a great time here...... But it's really hard to do shows. ”

"Of course!" replied Lu Shiyan's husband, Li Wusong, briskly. "It's all my credit, she is so tired every time she goes back that she can't stand up, and then I give her a massage, and I press it for hours......"

"Oh......" a group of female artists began to coax.

Lu Shiyan was naturally a little proud.

Then the answer is almost yes. Li Hui nodded thoughtfully. "Brother Wu Song, that's the case, we need to ask you a question. ”

"You ...... Talk"

"If there is a next life, and the female artists of our "Heroes and Heroes" are all the same age, then who will you choose as your wife?

"No, you don't. Li Wusong replied without any pressure. "The answer is the same whether you go or not. ”

"Why does that sound so weird?" asked IU, looking down at the little dinosaur secretly.

"I think it's weird, too. Ji-yeon nodded repeatedly. "But I can't tell what is strange. ”

"Then hurry up, one, two, three!" Li Hui urged.

"That's right, since this life has collapsed, I hope to be happier in the next life, Miss Park Jiaxi!" Li Wusong still said in a tone that was naturally relaxed to the extreme.

"Hey......" Li Huicai responded perfunctorily, but his eyes quickly looked at Lu Shiyan.

I saw Lu Shiyan simply get up and look for something, but obviously there was nothing decent in the house, and the bucket full of ice was really scary, and finally she had to pick up a frozen spring water bottle, and the target was Park Jiaxi, who was already crawling out with a rolling belt...... Narsha and Lu Hongzhe hurriedly held down Lu Shiyan half-truthfully, and the chaos was stopped.

"Something went wrong here...... It's okay, it's okay, big brother, hang up quickly, just be careful tomorrow night...... Ah, it's already hanging. Li Hui smiled dryly and handed back the phone. "It's just a little housework, and you can pinch it off when you edit it later...... Let's go next!"

The next one is Li Zhen's mobile phone, and the number of Li Ruizhen that she worked so hard to save really won the camera for her, but unfortunately, Li Ruizhen and GD chose Liu Renna as the most suitable person for his wife. Actually, this show is also very interesting, obviously it is Lu Hongzhe and Li Hui who are doing MC, but as Narsha commented, a madman and a soft egg, so it was Lu Shiyan who really pulled the rhythm at the critical moment. And it's also very interesting in terms of popularity, obviously IU and Park Ji-yeon are the most popular, but in the end, the person who gained the most popularity and popularity through the show was Yoo In-na, who rarely spoke......

In the end, Li Ruizhen was forced by Lu Hongzhe to shout that Xu Renying was the person who didn't want to get married...... This is really a little uncomfortable for Xu Renying, who has a birthday today......

"The last one. After two more phone calls, it was finally time to end, and Lu Hongzhe motioned for PD to draw the last call. "Grasshopper phone case...... Who is an admirer of Brother Shi like me?"

"That's a grasshopper......," replied the little dinosaur with an embarrassed hand.

"Ji-yeon recently got a can't bark grasshopper as a pet. The IU next to her added for her.

"It's a shame. Lu Hongzhe replied with a sad face. "I thought someone had joined the Stone Sect like me!, but if Ji-yeon could raise grasshoppers, I could also raise grasshoppers......

"Stop talking nonsense. Li Hui snatched the phone. "Anyway, is this Ji-yeon's mobile phone, whose number have you saved?"

At the same time, Kim Jong-ming was chasing a cat named Coal at home! The cat scurried from the living room to the kitchen, from the hallway to the bedroom, and finally was driven to the balcony by a panting Kim Jong-ming......

Uh, that's the Krystal provoked...... She really made up her mind the day before school started, and then grabbed the coal and secretly sent it to the pet hospital to be castrated again. According to her description, the doctor had no objection to her explanation of the unclean castration, anesthesia, hand knife, and as a fan of Girls' Generation, the other party also gave her a 20% discount on Sika's face......

Endi returned to the dormitory and was not angry when she saw the languishing kitten, especially after Krystal showed her the full pet hospital card...... However, Endi also pointed out that the recent practice course is very tight, and he is very tired, Sister Chu Long is very tired, and Kung Fu Panda is also very tired, anyway, they really don't have time to take care of this little white cat during the day...... So, how Krystal hugged her, asked her how to take the cat home to heal the injury.

Otherwise, there would have been a fight! So Krystal honestly came home with coal.

And the next thing it turns out is that the cat is a very intelligent animal, and after coming to Jin Zhongming's house, this guy seemed to recognize Jin Zhongming at a glance as the person who had a huge connection with it being castrated for the first time, and krystal, hehe...... So this cat has always been very unfriendly to the brother and sister...... In the first two days, this unfriendliness was not obvious due to the problem of wounds, but now, it is this little white cat who has not been on the house for three days.

"Wood, phone. Looking at Jin Zhongming, who had forced the cat into the corner of the balcony, Krystal waved his hand helplessly. "I'll deal with that dead cat instead!"

"Youbothio. After squeezing out of the crack in the narrow balcony sliding door, Kim Jong-myung thought it was strange at the time, because the call was from Park Ji-yeon. "Ji-yeon, what's wrong, the gnats are dead?"

"Why do you have to discuss life and death at the beginning?" said a familiar male voice on the other end of the phone. "Zhong Ming...... I'm your brother Huicai......"

"Which brother Huicai?" Jin Zhongming reacted suddenly, and he watched worriedly as Ermao was playing hide and seek with coal on the side of the glass door of the balcony, and he had already entered the state of variety show. "I don't know any Brother Huicai, is it Ji-yeon's new agent?"

There was a commotion on the other side, and soon another familiar male voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Zhong Ming, I'm Lu Hongzhe, the ...... who hosted the show with you on the TV station that started with M a few years ago."

"Of course I know that you are Lu Hongzhe, can I still recognize your voice?" Jin Zhongming's tone looked impatient. "Why do you take it so seriously?"

"Ahem, we're here for "Heroes"!"

"Ah~~!" Jin Zhongming sighed as if he had suddenly realized. "It's the one that's so cruel and unreasonable, and it has two of the worst MCs in history! What, say hello to Sister Lu Shiyan for me, I haven't seen you for a long time. ”

"Yes, Zhong Ming, it's been a long time. Lu Shiyan's voice sounded faintly.

Lu Hongzhe: "...... After so many years, you just have a mouth that has not degenerated. ”

"Thanks for the compliment. Jin Zhongming replied into the phone. "But I want to reiterate it...... You guys are really the worst MC duo I've ever seen...... If I partner with Brother Shi, the ratings can be doubled...... Ermao, be careful......"

"Is Krystal there? I heard you tell her to be careful. ”

"There was a little accident at home. Kim watched nervously as Krystal chased the cat into his bedroom. "It's not a big deal, do you have any problems calling? ”

"I really need to ask you a question...... "Lu Hongzhe cleared his throat. "Do you usually watch our "Heroes and Heroes"?"

"Hey, what do you say?" Jin Zhongming sneered. "I'll definitely pay attention to the show with Ji-yeon. ”

"It's very surprising!" Lu Hongzhe replied strangely. "I thought you'd watch it because of Nicole or Narsha...... Do you have a good relationship with Ji-yeon?"

"Nicole sees her at the office every week, I'm tired of it......! I've been feeling nasty lately. As for Ji-yeon, I'm the one who went down to catch the gnats for her!"

"The answer seems to have come out, but I still want to ask our 'uncle', yes, if you need to choose a person in "Heroes and Heroes" to be your wife in your next life......"

"No!" Kim replied mercilessly.

"Don't be so fast!" Lu Hongzhe came with a roar. "But why?"

"Not the right age, not all right...... I'm a man who values age!"

There were immediately many people on the other end of the line who breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's right, if you say, the age is the same, all are suitable, choose one!"

"Be a wife?" asked Kim Jong-ming.

"That's right. ”

"Next life?"

"That's right!"

“narsha！”

"Why?!"

"I feel that the eldest sister is very sexy, if you are younger, why can't you choose her?" Jin Zhongming's tone seemed completely straightforward. "You can say in good conscience, isn't that sister in good shape, if she's ten years younger, why can't I choose her?"

Narsha no longer knew what to say, whether to be happy or angry...... Ten years younger...... Hehe!

"Zhong Ming, this kind of answer affects your 'uncle' image a bit. Li Huicai finally interjected again.

"It doesn't matter, the movie is already drawn. Jin Zhongming replied calmly. "I'm not afraid to affect the image. ”

Li Huicai: "......"

"That last question. Lu Hongzhe ignored the wailing of a group of people around him and continued strongly. "If you choose someone here and you can't let her be your wife, then who will you choose?"

"According to his logic, he won't choose Ji-yeon, right?" Li Huicai interjected again.

"Hey, I'll choose Ji-yeon. Jin Zhongming replied without hesitation.

Li Huicai was speechless, the room burst into laughter, and the little dinosaur pouted dissatisfiedly.

"Why?" asked Li Huicai, stumbling.

"Actually, Zhong Ming, you can hang up directly without explanation. Lu Hongzhe reminded with a smile.

"The reason for this is actually quite simple. Jin Zhongming explained in a calm tone. "Zhiyan is only suitable for being a sister, and if she has the opportunity to raise one more sister like this in her next life, anyone can do it, but she won't let Zhiyan be his wife anyway. ”

Ji-yeon immediately turned her anger into joy.

"You're an extreme girl!" Li Hui sneered fiercely.

"Thanks for the compliment...... Not to mention, there is a cat at home who is making a fuss, Krystal is almost exhausted, I wish you a great show, I will go to see you when I have the opportunity, and we will do a show together when the time comes......"

"A word is a certainty!" Li Huicai nodded with satisfaction. "When the time comes...... Hang up, hang up!"

"What a useless MC!" Narsha said word by word as she looked at Li Hui.

The show is continuing to be recorded over there, and at Kim Jong-ming's house, the drama of people turning over their horses is still being staged.

In the study five minutes after "Ermao ......", Jin Zhongming stared helplessly at the little white cat hunched over the bookshelf and roaring. "The one in my bookshelf is very precious, let's not act rashly......

"Wood. Krystal grumbled disapprovingly. "I don't think your method is working, and castration will only keep this cat honest for less than a week...... Actually......"

"Actually, what?" asked Jin Zhongming, turning his head in confusion.

"Actually, according to the logic of your words that day, if Baker is still ...... Then I can let the dog bully this cat!" Krystal gave an answer that made Kim Jong-ming a little dazed. "Wood, are you listening?"

"Of course I'm listening, if Baker is still here, this cat really doesn't dare to play ......tricks in our house at all," Jin Zhongming couldn't help but sigh when he said this. "But wasn't my doll mom moved by what I said to try to run a café? she's not there, who's going to keep the dog?"

"As long as the early domestication is good, it's still okay. Endure the domestication period, let it learn to use the potty and keep it at home......" Krystal looked back at his brother, half explaining and half pleading. "Wood, I've spoken to my sister about this several times. ”

"I heard that. Jin Zhongming looked at the tightly sealed bookshelves, then pulled Krystal out, and closed the door casually, he was going to let the dead cat starve for a day. "You must have secretly thought about this problem, otherwise what kind of domestication period or something......"

"I saw a pet store next to the pet hospital, the kind that was connected together. Krystal explained with a touch of sadness. "The owner there recognized me and recommended me directly to the Great White Bear Dog...... It's a very small one, exactly the same as when I remember Baker as a child, you know, I have a vague but deep memory of Baker as a child...... Well, the owner also gave me a manual for the domestication of the Great White Bear Dog. ”

"Would you love to get another one?" Jin Zhongming nodded, and then sat down on the arm of the sofa. "Ermao...... If you want to raise it, it's not impossible, the key is that you have to be psychologically prepared, in fact, Maomao and I are fine, we have been fine for a long time...... Of course, I don't think you'll have a problem, after all, time has passed so far. It's just that you or me, the family is getting busier and busier, and since you want to raise a dog, you can't really just train it to learn to use the potty and then stuff it at home all day...... We have to be mentally prepared to take care of it all the time and spend our energy on it. And if you can promise to do your best, then I can even show you tomorrow......"

"I don't know. Krystal shook his head. "It's just that when I saw that puppy in the pet store, I couldn't forget it......"

"I understand, that's fine!" Jin Zhongming nodded. "I'll take you to that store this weekend......"

"Wood!" Krystal stood up excitedly.

However, at this moment, an inopportune sound of glass breaking came from the study, which made the two of them look stunned.

"I'm going to slaughter it!" Kim Jong-ming's head jumped.

"Skinning as fur!" was probably the worst way Krystal could think of to terminate a cat, presumably she had seen fox skins or something in some fashion magazine.

"After peeling the skin, the skin will be given to you as fur, and the meat will be given to me. With another bang in the study, Jin Zhongming was already laughing angrily.

"Do you want cat jerky?" asked Krystal curiously.

"Buy another snake to fight the dragon and tiger!" replied viciously to Jin Zhongming, who had already pressed down on the doorknob. "Have you ever eaten Dragon and Tiger? That's a famous dish!"

Seeing that the glass door of one of his bookcases was opened, and the glass was shattered, Jin Zhongming completely let go of his hands and feet, and ten minutes later, the dead cat was successfully tied to his limbs with strips of cloth, and thrown on top of a square metal basin behind the sofa, and then let it struggle and wail.

Anyway, it's something Baker left behind - a potty, don't you say, it's quite good to throw the cat on it.

"Hungry all day!" cried Krystal viciously, and of course she didn't mention the fur again.

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Kavin, the stiffness of the card! The discomfort of the card! The card owes seven more chapters!(To be continued.) )