14.3 million insect bites are the third update to Ding Fanfan's crown
Looking at Granny An's cold face, my heart fell.
"Oh, isn't this uneasy mother-in-law?!"
The monkey suddenly threw me away, and then he grabbed Granny An's hand and said, Granny An, where have you been? I couldn't wait for you for a long time, so I had to go outside to find you by myself! I sat down on the ground and watched the monkey go crazy.
As he spoke, the monkey grabbed Granny Ann's hand and punched Granny Ann in the waist with a fierce fist. Granny An shook her hand suddenly, and then hit her elbow, and the monkey flew out, and hit the shelf next to it with a "bang", and a dozen cans on the shelf spilled to the ground, and those palms, arms, eyes, and so on also rolled to the ground.
I looked back anxiously and said are you okay?
The monkey already had a wound on his back, and a piece of meat was ripped off, how could it be okay? He gasped in pain, and said, "Alas." My beautiful man plan failed, I guess Granny Ann doesn't like my type of ......"
Granny Ann walked over, picked up the monkey, and locked the monkey on the operating table, and then came out and pointed at me, saying How did you get out?
I said it was a secret that couldn't be told......
"Smack", Granny An directly shook me with a big ear scraper, saying that I am not interested in knowing, anyway, you can't escape from the palm of my hand. Then she picked me up. Chained me to an operating table next to the monkey.
My head is dizzy, and my limbs don't have the strength, otherwise even if I can't beat Granny An, I will have to fight her for several rounds, and no matter what, I can't be tied up like now. I lay on the bed and looked at the monkey next to me.
The monkey said, "What are you doing hereβ‘ is it fun to cast a net? Yale acrobatics.
I said my day, if I hadn't been poisoned......
I'm not done yet. quickly closed his mouth, but this really couldn't hide from Granny An's old fox. Granny Ann picked up the scalpel and was about to continue to attack the monkey, when she heard me talking, grabbed my wrist and said What did you say, you were poisoned? What poison is it?
I blinked and said that you had drugged us before!
Granny Ann said fart, didn't you wake up early? She said as she grabbed my wrist and gave me a pulse, checking the lines on my palm. Then, she seemed to find something. Glaring, he said, "You killed my poison king?!" β
I said it wasn't me who wanted to kill it, it was because it didn't want to attack me, so I slapped it to death.
"You bastard!"
Granny Ann yelled, "I'm going to kill you!" As she spoke, she stretched out two palms like dead wood and grabbed me by the neck. I screamed "uh-uh-uh", but I couldn't resist it at all, and the monkey yelled next to me, you dead old woman, you have what it takes to deal with me! You can't see that he is handsome, and even treat him preferentially when he kills, right?!
Granny An completely ignored the monkey, still pinching my neck, I was still cruel, my brain was dizzy, and then he pinched it like this, and soon became confused, I could only hear the monkey next to me keep scolding, and the scolding became more and more ugly, and later even scolded in Henan dialect: "My sister Sunen, Kao Nenniang's egg ......"
But no matter how much he scolded, Granny An ignored him, and still grabbed my throat, as if she wanted to strangle me to death in one breath before she would give up. When the monkey saw that it didn't work to scold her, he scolded me again, saying that I was a fool and that my brain was in the water, so he took the initiative to admit that he was poisoned.
I couldn't breathe in a breath, but I still trembled and said, "I...... I'm an idiot, did you know me on the first day......"
"Fart, fart!"
The monkey's voice was choked: "Who dares to say that you are a fool, Lao Tzu will kill him...... Do you think I don't know, you don't want the old woman to do it to me again, that's why you took the initiative to admit to being poisoned? β
I laughed, this guy is really not stupid, but I saw him shed tears again, and this life is not in vain. I trembled and said, "After I die, Wang Yao will ......" Before I finished speaking, my throat suddenly loosened, and Granny An actually let go of my neck, I quickly took a deep breath, and for the first time in my life, I knew that it was so pleasant to be able to breathe freely.
Granny An sneered and said, "I almost forgot, since you have been poisoned by the poison king, then you will become the most poisonous person in the world, and I can just use you as an experiment, and I can make the best use of it." β
I was stunned for a moment, which means that I don't have to die for a while?
The monkey next to him hurriedly said, "You finish what you just said, what about Wang Yao?" β
I looked back at him and said no.
The monkey said nonsense, you definitely haven't finished speaking, are you going to say that Wang Yao will be handed over to me to take care of? Oh, how can I afford this, but since you have opened your mouth, then I will reluctantly marry Wang Yao home......
I said roll, how far and how far rolled.
While we were talking, Granny Ann stepped aside, turned on a stove that was more than one person high, and squirmed at the mouth of the stove, not knowing what she was doing. I told the monkey that my brain was getting dizzy and dizzy, and I was ghosting everything.
The monkey said yes, this is the last time I borrowed you ten dollars, now I'll pay you back.
When I looked, this bastard had five bucks in his mouth - God knows how he got it? I said uncle, you can do well, we are both dying, can you stop playing. The monkey laughed and said Don't worry, Zuo Fei, I found someone to show us our lives, each of them is a long-lived and life-bounded face, Granny An has died a hundred times, and we can't die!
I said seriously?
Monkey says seriously!
As soon as she finished speaking, Granny Ann walked up to me, untied my chains, and lifted me up again. I didn't know what she was going to do, but I knew she must be uneasy, so I couldn't help but scream and say what are you going to do!
The monkey said yes, what are you going to do! Don't look at him handsome, what kind of crooked thoughts he has!
Granny An sneered and said that although I don't know why he didn't die after being poisoned by the Poison King, since he was poisoned by the Poison King, I will feed him to my little pets and cultivate another Poison King. Granny Ann said as she carried me towards the one-man stove. Granny Ann said lightweight, what a small pet, you can imagine, what are they!
I screamed and said that you might as well kill Lao Tzu directly, why let Lao Tzu suffer like this!
The monkey also shouted, saying, Granny An, don't worry, don't you want to study the Great Mercy Palm, continue to cut my flesh, and then study the poison on his body later, okay?
Granny An said don't worry, I'll throw him in the stove and continue to cut your flesh!
Granny Ann said as she threw me into the stove.
The furnace was black and hollow, and it looked like it was just over a man tall, and I was forced to fall down for a few seconds before I hit the ground. When I landed on the ground, I heard a rustling sound all around, as if something was crawling towards me.
As soon as I shuddered, I pressed my hands to the ground, and I felt something slippery and greasy. I hurriedly retracted my hand, but it was too late, the thing bit my hand directly, I screamed "ah", and then shook my hand violently, and the thing was thrown on the wall of the furnace with a "bang".
The monkey yelled outside and said Zuo Fei, how are you?
I said that I grass your mother, didn't you say that we are all living a long life and a life without borders?!
The monkey also shouted, saying Granny An, you hurry up and get him out, otherwise Lao Tzu and you will not be finished!
Countless things crept towards me, and I quickly stood up, quickly adapting to the light, and by the little light that came out of the hole above my head, I clearly saw a lot of scorpions, centipedes, toads, spiders, snakes, and even caterpillars with spikes crawling in all directions......
I swear, I've never seen so many bugs in my life.
I'm just fucking a gangster, how can I still encounter this kind of thing? Am I in the underworld, or in the rivers and lakes?! I stood up and stood up straight, spreading my claws on the one hand, and secretly spreading my true qi all over my body.
I don't believe it, my dragon wrapper is not even afraid of blades, will he be afraid of these things?!
Come on, how many, how many Lao Tzu killed!
Flutter - Boom - Boom -
Countless insects crawled, scurried, attacked, and attacked me, some jumped up and bit my hand, some got into my trouser legs, and some got wrapped around my calves. I used my dragon wrapper to scratch around, there were so many of these things that I couldn't get rid of them all, but as long as it fell into my hands, I would be pinched and exploded on the spot without exception.
Whether it's a snake, a toad, or a centipede, as long as it enters my hands, it will inevitably end up with broken limbs. Even the caterpillar covered in spikes turned into a puddle of disgusting juice with a slight pinch from me.
The juice even splashed on my face, and some even flowed into my mouth, bitter, astringent, and smelly.
However, only a small part of the poisonous insects were still bitten by me, all over my body. Even if my True Qi can detoxify, it can't resist the simultaneous attack of so many poisonous insects. When people swear, they often say that the sky thunders and the insects bite me, and I have never tasted the taste of the thunder and the thunder of the sky, but now I have tried the taste of the bite of ten thousand insects.
How can I say it, there is no place in the whole body that is not painful and numb......
My brain grew dizzy, and finally I couldn't take it anymore, and I fell to my knees, and then my whole body fell to the ground, allowing the bugs to tear at my body at will.
My consciousness became more and more blurred, and before I passed out, I heard the monkey still scolding, and I heard Granny An instructing the people below, saying that this Zuo Fei had escaped, and there was probably something wrong with the cell, so you should go and see what was going on......