Chapter 999: Kill Your Mother's Eyes

Zhang Laodao immediately fell into a panic, I took a step back, and the peachwood sword aimed at Zhang Laodao's back and stabbed it.

Let Zhang Laodao not move, if he moves, it may not be easy to clean up.

Zhang Laodao nodded hurriedly, "Master, your old man is faster." ”

I said to Zhang Laodao that I was relieved, and when I stabbed it, I took out the spirit rune paper from my pocket, and then sprinkled it on Zhang Laodao's back with the spirit rune paper.

But when my peachwood sword stabbed past, I suddenly felt that the peachwood sword couldn't stab no matter how much it stabbed the talisman.

It was as if something had grabbed my peachwood sword tightly.

"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, I, Ye Tianshi, can't deal with you as a ghost." I yelled.

Then he put aside the peachwood sword in his hand and hurriedly took out the Ye Gong Nine Sword from his backpack.

I thought to myself, if this Wang Ba Calf dared to come to take over, my Ye Gong Nine Sword would definitely not be able to spare him.

The evil aura of the Ye Gong Nine Swords was strong, and the ghosts and monsters who had cultivated for many years did not dare to take this sword easily.

Sure enough, after I changed the Ye Gong Nine Sword, my sword stabbed past, and the ghost on Zhang Laodao's back didn't dare to take it at all.

Suddenly, Zhang Laodao moved, turned suddenly, raised his fist and hit me.

I hurriedly put away my sword, and the whole person took a step back behind me.

The Ye Gong Nine Sword is different from the Peach Wood Sword, if my sword is stabbed on Zhang Laodao's body, Zhang Laodao will definitely die.

"What are you doing, didn't Lao Tzu tell you not to move?" I roared angrily, if the sword I just collected was slower, I would directly pierce Zhang Laodao.

Zhang Laodao cried with a sad face, "I don't want to either, my body moved unconsciously, and I didn't move it at all." ”

My heart jumped, Zhang Laodao, as a Taoist, was actually ghosted.

"Master save me." Zhang Laodao said with a sad face.

I was just about to speak, when suddenly Zhang Laodao's face suddenly changed, and it turned into that kind of cold expression.

I looked at Zhang Laodao's expression and knew that Zhang Laodao was completely ghosted.

This ghost immediately controlled Zhang Laodao's body.

"Presumptuous, when I saw my Tang General, I didn't even kneel, this general is a general given by the monarch of the Tang Dynasty." Zhang Laodao stretched out his hand and pointed at me, with a proud face.

I'm a little dumbfounded, Tang Dynasty general? Where is this Nima?

Seeing that I was dumbfounded, Zhang Laodao's expression became more and more proud.

"Who are you? When you see my general, don't kneel down! Zhang Laodao said angrily.

I rolled my eyes, suddenly thought about it, raised my hand, pointed at Zhang Laodao, and then I put my hands on my waist and shouted loudly: "Presumptuous! I am the general of the Three Kingdoms, Guan Yu is also, and the descendants call the deity a martial saint! You wait for the hairy young general, and dare to be presumptuous in front of the deity, the general can stab you in a hole with a sword. ”

I yelled in this voice, Zhang Laodao's face was full of confusion, and then his eyes stared at me, "You still want to lie to me!" Isn't Guan Yu, the general of the Three Kingdoms, dead? ”

I snorted lightly, pointed at Zhang Lao and said, "Are you different and dead?"

Zhang Laodao scratched his head, his face became more and more confused, "Yes! I'm dead too. ”

I was happy, thinking that this guy is very capable, and this IQ is worrying.

"Now that I see Guan Yu himself, you and the other young generals still don't tell you what happened." I pointed at Zhang Laodao and said.

Zhang Laodao listened to my words and was silent at first.

Seeing that this guy didn't answer me, I chuckled in my heart, could it be that this guy saw that I was an impostor.

"Since it's the Martial Saint Guan Yu, then take a punch from General Ben!" Zhang Laodao roared softly.

I hurriedly said slowly, listening to my words, Zhang Laodao paused, his brows furrowed slightly.

"General Guan Yu, what do you want to do?" Zhang Laodao said coldly.

I put away my long sword, "I, Guan Yu, am a famous general of a generation, and I don't bully people with bare hands, so as not to tarnish my reputation." ”

After saying this, I squatted down and came over, picked up the peach wood sword next to me, picked up the peach wood sword, pasted a spirit rune on the peach wood sword, and then threw it to Zhang Laodao's hand.

"You use this sword first." I said coldly.

secretly stealing fun in my heart, watching how Lao Tzu plays to death you, a Tang Dynasty general.

Zhang Laodao immediately held the peachwood sword in his hand, then stretched out his hand and touched the peachwood sword, and nodded secretly, "Good sword!" ”

I sneered in my heart, naturally it is a good sword, I pasted the spirit rune paper, and the yang energy of the peach wood sword was blocked, and the ghost of the old Taoist body naturally couldn't see that this sword was a wooden sword.

"The people of the rivers and lakes call Guan Yu, the martial saint, and it really lives up to its reputation, so frank and open, it can be regarded as the name of a generation of martial saints, but the two swords have no eyes, if you hurt Your Excellency, then don't blame me." Zhang Laodao said proudly.

I thought to myself, if you can really hurt me, I'll call you Dad.

"Pick up!" Zhang Laodao shouted, and the peachwood sword in his hand stabbed at me.

I didn't dodge, I didn't make a move, I just stood on the ground.

Zhang Laodao's face changed suddenly, and his face became even more hideous.

The peachwood sword stabbed me in the chest, and I couldn't stab it again.

Zhang Laodao's face immediately changed greatly, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at my chest, "Why can't our long sword pierce your chest for three points!" ”

I laughed out loud and patted my chest pretending to be forced, "I, Guan Yu, have refined a King Kong covered iron cloth shirt and become famous all over the world, not to mention that the long sword can't be pierced, just say that the sky thunders and splits the general, and there will be no damage!" ”

I laughed secretly in my heart, your wooden sword naturally can't hurt me.

Listening to my words, Zhang Laodao looked suddenly enlightened, and his expression was full of shock when he looked at me.

"There is such martial arts in the world?" Zhang Laodao exclaimed.

I nodded, "Naturally, Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, although later generations have named me a martial saint, but I have only learned the surface of Chinese martial arts." ”

Zhang Laodao suddenly looked at the peachwood sword, his eyes closed tightly, and he immediately opened it again, "No, there is something wrong with this sword!" You must be teasing General Yuben with this sword! ”

I thought to myself that this stupid general had actually seen it, my eyes rolled, and I pretended to be angry, "Since the general said that my long sword is fake, dare to let this general stab you three times." ”

Zhang Laodao's eyes rolled and threw the peachwood sword on the ground, "Why don't you dare!" ”

I said yes, sneered, took the peachwood sword in my hand, turned around, bit my finger, and drew a spirit charm on the peachwood sword.

"Take my sword!" I said coldly.

Zhang Laodao straightened his chest and looked unafraid.

My sword stabbed Zhang Laodao's chest, and I secretly said in my heart: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, break!"

Zhang Laodao's face immediately changed, his body kept retreating behind him, then he covered his chest and said loudly: "What is this sword move called?"

"Kill your mother's coax!" I said coldly.

"Good sword moves! This move to kill your mother is really powerful, this sword stabbed me in the chest, and I felt my heart swell and hurt terribly! The martial saint really deserves his name, and General Ben admires it. Zhang Laodao bowed his hand and said in admiration.

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