Chapter 172: The Drama of Two Daughters Competing for Husbands
Yang Kaiming happily interrupted him and said, "At last night's party, you were unanimously rated as a special program by the seven judges. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoDo you know the meaning of the special program? The best program of the past ten or so galas is just called the first place, you are the only one of the special grades, the school award is 10,000 yuan, you see ......"
Song Baojun hurriedly said: "It is all because of Mr. Yang's leadership and guidance, and the unity and cooperation of the whole class can only win this award, and I am personally insignificant." I think this bonus will be used as class expenses, and I will invite the whole class, including a few leaders, to have a big meal, what do you think?"
Yang Kaiming thought that this student really had some potential to be an official, and said with a smile: "Then what is it? You alone contributed on the stage and won glory for the class." Our class should pay for you to have a celebration feast. ā
The two argued on the phone, and finally Yang Kaiming set the tone with the identity of the head teacher: "Okay, don't argue, just this weekend, the whole class will go out for dinner, and the cost will be paid by the class fee, anyway, the class fee for this semester has not used a few cents." ā
"The head teacher loves him, and the little brother is grateful. Song Baojun said a few words of humility.
"Where, where, we have to thank you. Since you are sick, you can recuperate in peace, and I will approve your two days of leave enough?"
"The head teacher really understands the righteousness. ā
"Hehe, you kid, then I'll hang up. Speaking of which, the person Yang Kaiming really wants to thank should be him. Winning the highest honor of the evening on behalf of the class can increase the score for the class, and it is the key when the faculty and staff are rated advanced at the end of the term.
As soon as they hung up the phone, two girls broke into the infirmary one after the other. They are Liu Xiyue and Ye Jingchun.
Hearing Tan Qingkai say that Song Baojun was sick, the two girls were very anxious and ran over to visit together.
As soon as Liu Xiyue entered the door and pushed away the doctor who was in the way, she immediately went crazy: "Song Baojun, can you! If you win a special program award, you won't take the old lady seriously? What does it mean to call you hundreds of times and not answer them? I wasted all my kindness, I originally made an appointment with my classmates to celebrate for you, which made the old lady lose all her face." ā
Song Baojun immediately softened like a dead dog: "Don't you see that my brother is terminally ill, and he is still yelling here, what kind of system is it?
"Really seriously ill?" Liu Xiyue suddenly stopped shouting, stretched out her slender and delicate fingers to try his forehead, and her tentacles were cold: "You don't have a fever, why is your face so dirty?"
Song Baojun said impatiently: "I said that I was very sick, and I fell asleep when I returned to the dormitory last night, and I didn't have time to take a shower." ā
Liu Xiyue didn't care about his "bad" attitude, and after thinking about it, Doctor Guan asked for a basin of warm water and a clean towel. wrung out the towel and said with a smile: "Be good, call my sister to wipe your face." ā
Song Baojun pursed his lips and refused to speak, Liu Xiyue said disdainfully: "Sister is so old and has never dressed anyone else, don't you don't know the blessing in the blessing!" said and picked up the towel and covered his face.
Ye Jingchun stepped into the infirmary, carrying a plastic bag full of breakfast in his hand, just in time to see Liu Xiyue extremely carefully wiping the stains on Song Baojun's face with a towel, and the degree of concentration was like a little wife who loved her husband. And the damn Song Baojun actually closed his eyes and looked like he was enjoying it.
"Ahem!" Xiao Yezi coughed vigorously.
Liu Xiyue seemed to have been knocked out of her adultery, her face was red and bright, and she jumped up in a hurry, then woke up, stared at her eyes and asked, "Hey, strong woman, what are you doing in the infirmary?"
Ye Jingchun didn't get angry on the spot this time, and snorted: "I can't come to visit my classmate when I'm sick?" ā
Liu Xiyue immediately sneered: "Don't you say that I also said that you suffer from syphilis and gonorrhea and other unsightly diseases, and you specially came here to seek medical advice." ā
"Class Leader Liu has so many boyfriends, and it's not surprising that he suffers from such a disease. As for me, I am tall and strong, bear-waisted and tiger-backed, and I have never been seen by boys, and if I am really sick, I can only be infected by Liu Da's class leader. Ye Jingchun also refused to show weakness, stabbed Liu Xiyue fiercely, gently put down the plastic bag, and said, "Song Baojun, are you okay? I brought you breakfast." ā
"Haha, it's still Xiao Yezi who knows my mind best. Song Baojun reached out to rummage through the plastic bag, and the smell of scallion pancakes, egg cakes and milk tea came from inside.
Liu Xiyue immediately slapped the towel on Song Baojun's face: "Don't eat her things!"
Not letting the otaku eat, it's even more uncomfortable than asking him to die, hehe smiled: "How can you be a class leader like you, you have never united your classmates." This egg cake is so delicious, I guess it must have been bought from the Wang Kee scone stall on Zhangshu Street. ā
Liu Xiyue once again pointed the finger at Ye Jingchun: "What's wrong with me not uniting my classmates?
Ye Jingchun bit his lower lip and said, "Then what the hell did you do to wipe Song Baojun's face?"
Liu Xiyue's face turned red again, and she shouted with some embarrassment: "Song Baojun was arranged by me to attend the party, since he is sick because of this, I should be responsible for this, what do you know!"
Seeing this, the doctor had to stop in the middle with a wry smile: "Two classmates, this is the infirmary, and the patient needs to rest." ā
"Shut up!" the two girls shouted at the doctor in unison.
The doctor staggered away.
Liu Xiyue said: "Don't think I don't know that you sent breakfast to please men. Don't look in the mirror, look at your appearance, eight feet tall, and your waist circumference is also eight feet! Not to mention a breakfast, even if all the Manchu and Han people bring the whole banquet, no man will look at you more. ā
In fact, in addition to being too tall, Ye Jingchun has a very standard figure, and even a little thin, with long legs and gorgeous to the extreme, which is completely comparable to the body of a supermodel. But when the girl quarrels, she catches her, and there is no man chasing her.
Ye Jingchun pouted and said, "Then you are much better?" If you have a crazy personality, a man will not look down on a psychopath like you." ā
"Yo, it's much sharper than before. If my aunt doesn't teach you a lesson, you don't know where the wind is blowing!"
Song Baojun saw that the two barbaric girls seemed to have signs of moving, and hurriedly covered his heart and said, "Ouch...... It hurts, it hurts me. ā
The two girls hurriedly stopped, rushed to Song Baojun's side, and asked nonsense: "What's wrong? Are you okay?" Doctor, doctor, come and see." ā
The doctor who was scolded and retreated to the front hall of the infirmary just pretended not to hear it, and leisurely crossed Erlang's legs to drink tea and read the newspaper.
Song Baojun closed his eyes, Liu Xiyue hurriedly pinched him, and Ye Jingchun helped him massage his chest again.
After being busy for a while, Song Baojun pretended to wake up slowly, and said weakly: "If you quarrel like this endlessly, I will be killed by you." ā
"Yes, yes, I forgot, patients should have a good rest. Liu Xiyue glared at Ye Jingchun again: "It's all your fault! Deliberately harassing the patient, if Song Baojun is angry to death, your credit will be at least eighty percent, and I will be at most one percent!"
"Where's Ishei?"
"Quacks also account for 10%!"
Song Baojun saw that even Duan Zhengchun's method of dealing with the "two daughters fighting for husbands" was ineffective, so he had to shake his head with a wry smile, grab the scallion pancake and stuff it into his mouth.
After fighting for a long time, in the end, Song Baojun simply pretended to sleep, and he couldn't wake up no matter how he screamed. The two women didn't see it as a thing, and scolded all the way away.
Finally without the nuisance of a thousand ducks, Song Baojun silently hung the drip, returned to the dormitory and slept again.
I rested until I got up at noon, and I was relieved to hear everyone talk about the "strange incident" that several boys from the School of Mechanical Engineering fell off the second floor collectively last night because of play. It's good that they didn't make trouble with the school leadership, so that everyone can't clean it up.
After lunch, there were several audience members from the same dormitory building who were clamoring to come and see the daily life of the Piano Prince. Fortunately, Song Baojun looked sick and didn't need to pay attention to them.
Tan Qingkai politely sent everyone out of the door, lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Do you know, how many cells will die when playing a god-level work? Mozart hung up at the age of thirty-five, and our military brother was only seriously ill, which is quite light." Have a heart...... Uh, by the way, do you have cigarettes? How can you visit Brother Jun without a cigarette? Next time remember to bring a good cigarette, I will teach you a few secret recipes for playing the piano, and I will definitely make girls fascinated by you. ā
"And such a good thing?" Several fans were half-coaxed and half-deceived by Tan Qingkai to leave.
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On Monday morning, a group of boys in the Faculty of Mechanical Engineering's automotive mechanics class were arguing in the classroom, and more than a dozen people gathered around the corner in a fit of indignation, all scolding the drunk man who deliberately interfered with the mechanical dance performance on Saturday night. Everyone said that if that guy ruined the atmosphere, Brother Heng's mechanical dance would not necessarily lose to Song Baojun's Requiem.
The awards ceremony was held after the end of the party, and even though Cui Xiaojun gave a super high score of 9.8 points, he couldn't stand the low scores of other judges. In the end, the ranking was only the second-to-last, only better than a cross talk that was desperately amused but the audience always didn't laugh.
After Su Linheng dealt with the broken matter of the dog-headed military division, he focused on the drunk man who ruined his performance.
The drunkard was a student in the Department of Physics who had not been admitted to graduate school for two years, and was punished by the Ministry of Education for "picking quarrels and provoking trouble" at the party, and he had to post a 3,000-word review book on the poster board of the teaching building for other students to read.
Despite this, Su Gongzi still couldn't relieve his anger.
"He ruined our show, a big punishment is over? I must have told him that life is better than death, and I regret that he was born in the wrong human fetus. Su Linheng gritted his teeth and expressed his attitude to his followers.
Someone came up with an idea: "Trick him into going to the toilet tonight and beat him up inside?"
Su Linheng nodded: "Only pain can make people have deep and indelible memories. ā
The man said, "After ten o'clock, take him to the public toilet behind the lover's forest, where there is no one at night, and I am not afraid that others will find out." ā
"Then you said it would be better to find an excuse to trick him out?"
(Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass.) (To be continued.) )