Chapter 377: Kindergarten Small Class Level PK Competition
After hearing the words of his friend Togo Tsukuro, Okubo Interior Affairs slowly spoke: "Tsukuro I know what I'm doing, and I'm very sober now. ”
"This matter has nothing to do with you, this is my own business, I don't want to live like this, every day I go to sea with the fishing boat, I don't know when I will turn over in the sea and never get out again, now as long as I can get this black pearl in my hands, then my future days will be different." ”
As soon as Okubo's words on internal affairs fell, Togo Tsukuro opened his mouth and shouted angrily: "Don't you know what will happen if you rob other people's property? When the time comes, you will be wanted by the state, you will become a criminal, is it really worth doing this for some money? Listen to my advice, internal affairs, don't do stupid things, now hurry over and admit your mistakes to a few guests, I believe that a few guests should forgive you." ”
The conversation between the two Chi Shang really listened to all in his ears, but he didn't say anything out loud, for him, no matter what the result of the discussion between the two is, it will not affect him, all he has to do now is watch the play.
"Tsukuro, you can't get rich in a lifetime with such a thought, who cares about a small robbery in this chaotic era, and who can explain that the black pearl is theirs, is it just based on the words of their family, no one will believe it. ”
"And even if the Metropolitan Police Department really wants us, then I just need to find a place where no one knows me, and with such a valuable black pearl, are we afraid that we will have a bad time outside?" Okubo retorted to what his friend said.
For his friend's words, Togo Tsukuro felt particularly disappointed, and said in a low tone: "Internal Affairs, no matter what you say today, I won't let you succeed, a few guests." Get out of here quickly, I'll stop him for you. ”
Okubo looked at his friend who stepped forward to stop him, and laughed in a low voice: "Hehe, Tsukuro, you don't have to think in vain, the two of us grew up together since childhood, when did you win over me." You can't stop me, and they can't run away. ”
Saying that, Okubo Internal Affairs stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of Chi Shang Zhenyi and the others, and said, "I'm afraid they can't even speak now, right?"
Okubo's words made Togo Tsukuro say sharply: "Internal affairs, I didn't expect you to be such a person, you used poison to harm a few guests, don't you know that this will kill people?"
In response to his friend's accusation, Okubo replied: "It's not a poison, it's just some food that is compatible with each other, and just now these people have eaten fresh sea mussels, and I served them a few cups of tea after their meal." I added some dried orange powder to these teas, and after drinking these teas, these people will only be weak and have abdominal pain, and there will be no danger to their lives. ”
"As long as it takes some time, it'll be fine, this is the food poison I researched myself, don't worry, it's okay, anyway, Tsukuro, you are also my best friend, I can't let these people die here." That's a harm to you. ”
(Common sense of life: After eating seafood such as seashells, clams, and conchs, you must not drink tea after eating.) You can't touch fruits such as lemons and oranges, as they can cause very severe abdominal pain, just like the symptoms written in the Death Book, although they are not life-threatening, but a serious illness is inevitable. )
(In addition, I would like to remind some book lovers who like to eat health medicine after meals, after eating seafood such as seashells, clams, and conch.) Don't take vitamin C, if someone eats these two things together, the person who is serious will be in danger of life. )
Okubo said that eating two kinds of food can cause severe abdominal pain and weakness, Chi Shang Zhenyi's eyebrows immediately jumped, and his eyes quickly swept around his four wives. It was found that there was nothing unusual about the appearance of the four people.
However, in order to be safe, Chi Shang Zhenyi still asked the four wives through his spiritual power: "Shaye, Shamei, Shanai, Shacai, do you feel unwell." ”
The four sisters of Baidi, who were watching the play silently, heard the spiritual words of their husband, and they all recalled them in their minds.
"Husband Shacai has nothing to do, and he is in good health. ”
"Don't worry, husband, Shanai just felt a slight bloating, and didn't feel anything else. ”
"Husband-kun Sami is fine, don't worry about me. ”
"Let the husband worry, Saya is fine. ”
Hearing the replies of the four wives, Chi Shang Zhenyi's hanging heart was put down, and he estimated that the reason why the four wives were not poisoned by the food should be the reason why he usually worked hard.
The four wives have been nourished by the essence of Chi Shang's true meaning for a long time, and now the four sisters have initially escaped from the category of ordinary people, and the general simple poison can no longer threaten their bodies, like this kind of food toxin, it is estimated that before the two meet in the abdomen, the former has been digested by the developed stomach function, even if there are some remnants left, they cannot threaten the four sisters who are in the energy.
As for Chi Shang Zhenyi himself, he would not put this ordinary food poison in his heart, his current body, even if he sealed his throat and ate the blood in his stomach, it would be fine, and the powerful energy in his body would naturally drive away all harmful negative substances.
After making sure that the four wives were fine, Chi Shang Zhenyi transmitted to them through his spiritual power: "It's okay, let's stop moving now and continue to watch the show." ”
After Togo Tsukuro heard his friend's words, the anger that had just risen in his heart disappeared in an instant, and he immediately spoke: "Internal Affairs, you better stop it, isn't our life very good now, although we don't have a lot of money, but we usually live a very fulfilling life, go to sea every day to fish, and in two years we will buy a better boat, how stable the days are,"
"Are you safe? Tsukuro, you actually told me that your life is stable now, have you forgotten how our parents died, they all died in this damn sea, are such days still stable? You don't understand anything, if you don't stop me now, after we take that black pearl, let's go somewhere else to start a business together, if you insist on stopping me, then don't blame Tsukuro. Okubo's internal affairs, which had been quiet, suddenly seemed to be stimulated, and he yelled at Togo Tsukuro with emotion.
Togo Tsukuro who was going to say something. After hearing his friend's words, he was silent, he didn't know how to continue, because what the other party said was really good, the parents of the two of them were swallowed by the waves because they went out to sea to fish, and this was the pain in his heart.
After a moment of silence. Togo Tsukuro said in a deep voice: "The death of my parents has always been a pain in my heart, but this is not the source of our hatred, we should use him as motivation to work hard and strive to earn a piece of our own family one day." ”
"Instead of using hatred as an excuse to harm others, internal affairs, today I will not let you succeed no matter what, today I will definitely win you, I will not let you go down the path of crime. Come on. ”
Chi Shang, who was lying on the table and pretending to be a 'sick number', listened to the words of this man called Togo Tsukuro who sold mussels, and he suddenly felt in his heart that this guy really listened to integrity, in the current society where it is difficult to eat and have a full stomach, this guy can still keep such a righteous dedication in his heart, it is really rare to hear.
"Tsukuro, your character is still so stubborn and stupid, if the society is all like you, then there may be no bad people, since we were growing up, the two of us have been together, and you have always played the role of a good person. And I've always played the role of the bad guy, since that's the case. Then I'll play the bad guy again today, ah~~~~~" After the words fell, Okubo Interior Politics roared and rushed towards Togo Tsukuro.
Maybe it's because the two of them really fought from childhood to adulthood, Togo Tsukuro saw Okubo Eimasa rushing towards him, and subconsciously bent down and bowed his head, and then also hedged towards the other party.
"Bang~~~"
A dull crash rang out in the room. The two did not fight and kill each other like masters as Chi Shang Zhenyi imagined, nor did they fight to the flesh like the common ones on the street, but completely like two earth bears, hugging each other and beating each other, and at the same time scolding and shouting at each other in their mouths. This shape is exactly the rhythm of the elementary school PK competition.
"Bastard, Tsukuro, you guy dare to use such a despicable trick as stepping on your feet. ”
"Ho ho ~~~ You guy is no better than me in internal affairs, you guy knows that I am easy to itch, and every time I fight with me, I like to sneak up on my armpits, ahaha, damn it, hurry up, haha, hurry, hurry up and retract my hand, otherwise I can use a trick. ”
"What tricks will you guys have, we grew up growing up, what tricks can you use to break my killer trick, what~~~ Damn Tsukuro, you give me a finger to pull back from my nostrils. ”
"Ahaha, you, haha, you retract your hand from my armpit first. ”
"If you stop it first, I'll retract it. ”
"You retract first, and I'll stop it. ”
"You first~~~"
"You first~~~"
Chi Shang Zhenyi has now canceled the evaluation of the primary school student PK competition that he just evaluated in his heart, in his eyes, these two people are not even at the level of primary school students, these two people are a kindergarten-level player, and they have to add a parenthetical small class, because these two people do not have the qualifications of a kindergarten class at all.
Not only did Chi Shang really look stupid, but even the four sisters of Baidi on the side also looked stupid, the four sisters originally thought that they had encountered a black shop, thinking that after a while the two people were fighting, they were taking it down, but the scene in front of them made them a little unbearable, because it didn't seem good to bully the 'young children'.
"Bastard, Tsukuro, let me go, or I'll have to make a big deal. ”
"Threaten me, and make a heavy hand, you come, ah~~~ Damn, you guy in internal affairs is really heavy-handed, my nose is bleeding. ”
"I just said that I was going to make a heavy hand, and I didn't tell you, you let go of me now, otherwise, ah~~~ Loosen up, you guy actually bites, loosen up. ”
"Woo woo ~ ~ nest ~ make up ~ coercion ~~~"
Just when Chi Shang Zhenyi's family was looking at it, the door of the house was suddenly opened from the outside, and suddenly a gust of cold wind poured in from outside the door, and then three men who seemed to be like black ~ society ~ society ~ will come in from outside the door.
Gently patting his sleeves a few times, Tomowa Kazusaku turned his head and glanced at the room and said, "I didn't expect that the business opened by you two stupid people can actually have customers come to the door, it's really not easy." ”
Chi Shang Zhenyi looked at the three people who came in suddenly, and found that the three of them looked at them normally and were not too presumptuous, so he didn't care, and now he felt that the appearance of these three people should add some episodes to this farce.
Togo Tsukuro and Okubo Internal Affairs, who were fighting with each other, saw the three people who came in, and the two suddenly let go of each other with a tacit understanding, and then both jumped up from the ground.
"Tomowa-sama, it seems that we have already paid this month's protection fee, right?" Togo Tsukuro asked as soon as he got up and turned to the three people who had entered the door.
"Lao Tzu is not talking to you about protection money today, Lao Tzu is talking ~~~"
As soon as Tomowa Kazusaku's words were said here, before he could continue to finish, Okubo on the other side interjected: "Tomowa-sama, don't be angry, Tsukuro doesn't know about this matter, I'll take care of everything, let's go out and talk." ”
Looking at Okubo's internal affairs that interrupted his words, Tomowa Kazusaku said with a cold face: "You bear it, what do you rely on, rely on those pounds of stinky meat on your body, let me tell you, if you don't pay back the money today, then don't think about getting out of this house." ”
"Internal affairs, what kind of money is he talking about, and when did we borrow money from them?" asked his friend with a puzzled look on his face.
In response to his friend's question, Okubo did not answer, but continued to say to Tomowa Ichisaku: "Tomowa-sama, I was the one who borrowed money from you at the beginning, and I should naturally repay the money, and please don't implicate Tsukuro in this matter, I have now found a way to repay the money, you just need to give me another week." ”
"A week, I look at you like a week, can you pay back the money if you give you an extra week, counting the interest, you already owe me almost 20,000 yuan, what do you rely on to pay it back in a week, do you want to run away?"
"Not for a week, but for three days, as long as you give me three days, I can find the money to pay you back. "Okubo's internal affairs continue to fight for Tomowa Kazusaku.
(To be continued.) )