On Saturday evening, Chen Xiaoxi went to Bunny's bar.

Because he always can't resist harassing someone every once in a while, and being kicked out of the house by someone.

And because the bars were busy on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, he went early to help.

When Chen Xiaoxi arrived at Bunny's bar, it was nearly two hours before the bar opened. He thought he was the first to arrive, but he didn't expect to push the door in, Zhu Hong, Ah Ying, and Tu Siyuan were all there.

Ah Ying and Tu Si Yuan were sitting at the bar, and Zhu Hong was pouring wine for them.

Chen Xiaoxi's "squeak" sound when he pushed the door in made them look back, thinking that they had been drinking quietly.

"Huh?"

Zhu Hong showed a surprised expression.

In the past two weeks, Chen Xiaoxi has not seen the beginning and the end. I saw him coming, and after a while I went to look for him, and then went away again.

According to Zhu Hong's secret attention, every time he came, he would leave in no more than half an hour. looked happy, as if he had won the jackpot.

At this time, he actually ran over two hours after leaving the industry, so that Zhu Hong was not surprised!

"Hahaha, hello everyone. Chen Xiaoxi waved his hand. "Ginger beer, a bottle. ”

Zhu Hong handed over a small bottle of opened ginger ale, and handed Chen Xiaoxi an empty glass.

"What are you talking about?" Chen Xiaoxi asked Ah Ying casually.

I sat with him for a while. Ah Ying pointed to the source of the toast.

Tusi Yuan closed his mouth tightly, and his gaze was a little glazed, as if he had fallen into some kind of contemplation.

"Listening to Zhu Hong, yesterday the list of the top 50 qualifiers for the 'China Cow Band, Band Cow China' came out. Ah Ying raised his hand to his mouth and whispered to Chen Xiaoxi.

Everyone looked at the silent toast man with a very sad expression.

After some eye contact, Chen Xiaoxi came out of the queue and comforted Tusiyuan on behalf of everyone.

Chen Xiaoxi patted Tusiyuan's shoulder with his hand, his expression was heavy, and his tone was low: "Brother, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is to collapse in failure......"

Tu Siyuan slowly turned around and pushed away Chen Xiaoxi's hand on his shoulder: "Crow's mouth!

Tu Siyuan, who looked up again after snorting, his eyes were shining, his expression was a little crazy, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little incomprehensible, and he swept through everyone one by one: "Lao Tzu's band has successfully advanced! Tenth in the country! Tenth! Tenth!!"

"Wow, tenth, you still run to me with a mournful face!" Zhu Hong was the first to be dissatisfied.

"You are wasting my feelings, I am so kind to be sad with you!" Ah Ying's little pink fist also began to move.

Chen Xiaoxi drank the last few sips of ginger ale, put the glass on the bar, turned around and walked to the internal office. Staying with a group of unreliable people will lower your IQ sooner or later.

After only taking two steps, he heard Tusiyuan languishing again: "It doesn't make sense! As soon as I went out, I found that there were a lot of cattle." Our band, ranked 50th, I can barely accept it, and the tenth place accepts incompetence!"

"Hypocrisy!"

The other three criticized in unison.

"Hey, I said the one who went to the office, what are you doing sneakily these days?" Zhu Hong called out to Chen Xiaoxi.

"I'm a decent man with a family, and I have to be busy doing laundry, cooking, and cleaning up the house outside of 8 hours of work. Chen Xiaoxi was proud.

Ah Ying was the most surprised: "You have already secretly married?"

"What tinted glasses are you all wearing! What sneaky, sneaky!"

"Don't try to digress. Ah Ying Zhengse.

"Okay. No. Just cohabitation. Chen Xiaoxi confessed honestly.

"Wow! I'm blind. Zhu Hong howled. While pretending to cry, he took out his wallet, threw two hundred-yuan bills to Tusiyuan, and threw two more to Ah Ying.

"Can anyone tell me what this means?" Chen Xiaoxi asked.

"Meaning I lost the bet. Zhu Honghui replied.

Chen Xiaoxi has no strength to do it. Although Zhu Hong didn't answer him directly, he guessed that they must be betting on him behind his back, about betting on whether the relationship will work out or not, when or something.

Chen Xiaoxi stretched out his hand to Tu Siyuan and Ah Ying: "The credit is all mine! I'm not greedy, so it's 50%." ”

Tu Siyuan and Ah Ying clutched their wallets tighter than one another: "This is what we guessed based on our ability! Why do you divide half of a sentence?"

"Hey, don't regret it!"

Chen Xiaoxi coughed his throat: "To tell you the truth, although it is very frustrating to say it, but in fact, the cohabitation I am talking about is just a simple cohabitation in a suite, she sleeps in this room, I sleep in that room......"

"Dig out the money!!" Zhu Hong yelled.

Tu Siyuan and Ah Ying exploded, and they were not convinced with words written on their faces: "There is no evidence!" and "Ask for proof!"

Proof ??How to prove that you are not compatible in cohabitation??

Zhu Hong looked at Chen Xiaoxi.

Chen Xiaoxi smiled slightly: "Whoever asserts it, who adduces evidence." The principle of apportionment of the burden of proof written in black and white in civil complaints! You question, come, prove. ”

"Shameless!"

"Damn!"

Ah Ying and Tu Siyuan had no choice but to return 200 yuan in cash to Zhu Hong indignantly. Seeing that Zhu Hong continued to stare at their wallets with a greedy light, they had to draw another 200 yuan to Zhu Hong each.

Zhu Hongzheng couldn't help but be overjoyed, turned around, and saw Chen Xiaoxi stretching out his hand towards him: "Old rules, 50%." ”

In view of the experience of the previous car, Zhu Hong hurriedly handed over 200 yuan.

Chen Xiaoxi shook off two pieces of money and said to the three people: "This is the tuition fee! Don't bet on me in the future!"

Chen Xiaoxi was about to leave, but was suddenly pulled by Ah Ying again: "To be honest now, have you lived together?"

Chen Xiaoxi had a serious face: "No matter what kind of conceptual cohabitation, a serious and responsible man like me must be based on the consent of the other party from the bottom of his heart......"

Poof-

Zhu Hong choked on a sip of water.

When a person like him who is straightforward and invincible suddenly hears such words, all he hears is the sour taste of grapes.

"I want to be honest with you, 95% of girls don't take the initiative to confess that she's ready, even if she's ready. The distribution of offensive and defensive roles at critical moments remains unchanged. ”

Zhu Hong's rare words are serious.

"Ah Ying, did you say that?" At the end, Zhu Hong pulled Ah Ying to corroborate.

Ah Ying pursed his lips.

To be honest, she didn't want to answer "yes", although "yes" was the truth.

Looking at the little brother she used to like, and even still does, she is not happy to help him get closer to other women. Although she doesn't push it, she won't have any possibility with Xiao Xige in the end.

"You talk about what you think, what are you doing with me in the water. Ah Ying was slightly disgusted, and turned around not to look at Zhu Hong.

Zhu Hong secretly whispered in front of Chen Xiaoxi: "Women, selfish." ”

In order to prevent the situation from expanding, Chen Xiaoxi patted Zhu Hong's shoulder, smiled and left.

However, as soon as he turned around, the corners of his mouth drooped.

Zhu Hong's words were like a sharp thorn that fell into the flesh and couldn't be pulled out.

The two villains in their hearts started fighting again.

Xiao Hei said: "A humble gentleman can't do it. ”

Xiaohong said: "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”

Xiao Hei said: "They all say that girls are very open now, if you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for her to take the initiative to give her a hug?"

Xiaohong said: "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”

Xiao Hei said, "Do you want to give it a try, it's a big deal to be kicked out?"

Xiaohong said: "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”

Black: "......"

Xiaohong: "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”

Xiao Hei: "If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight." ”

……

Chen Xiaoxi finally calmed down the boiling ideological struggle and paid full attention to the accounting.