109: Qi is like a rainbow with a grand wish
Qiu Bao's child smashing is also interesting, observing Yun Qingwu's changing expression for a while before he said this sentence slowly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Oh, buy a ga!" opened her mouth wide, a certain woman touched her forehead with her hand, then looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and cried blood: "Heavens!
Yichen frowned, glanced out of the kitchen, and said lightly: "Immortals are also human, I cook, you can't accept it like that!"
Qiu Bao was stunned, and he didn't understand his master's words very clearly, but he still nodded very seriously, and said to Yun Qingwu: "Young master, don't have convulsions, the master's cooking is a little surprising, but it's not too difficult to accept!"
"Convulsions?Xiao Qiu Bao, who do you say are convulsions?"
Yun Qingwu changed his face like a flip book, pretending to be serious, staring at Qiu Bao and asking.
"I'll say whichever one answers!"
Qiu Bao shrugged, threw out another eye, and didn't pay attention to a certain woman who was in a state of convulsion.
"Alas!" Yun Qingwu sighed and leaned against the door frame and said, "Qiu Bao, the night gave you black eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes, it's really tyrannical!"
Qiu Bao couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: "Young master, can you stop convulsions, my little heart has been destroyed today, if you continue to make such a fuss, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see tomorrow's sun again!" After speaking, he drooped his head and held his face with both hands, as pitiful as he wanted!
"Okay, three dishes and one soup, remember to finish eating!"
glanced at the meal prepared on the board, and the corners of Yichen's mouth twitched slightly invisibly, and he walked out of the kitchen.
"I'll wave my sleeves and not take away a cloud!" Looking at his back as he flew away, the cloud whispered as if nervous. Qiu Bao walked up to her and said very sincerely, very seriously: "Young master, this meal tonight is specially made by the master for you, you use it slowly, I won't grab food with you!" Speaking of this, he looked back at the dishes on the board, and then looked at Yun Qingwu again: "Take care, young master!"
A certain woman convulsed, stared at the back of Qiu Bao running faster than a rabbit, and repeated: "I wave my sleeves and don't take away a cloud!" Is that three dishes and one soup? Who can tell my sister, is it three dishes and one soup? Is it trying to deceive my sister that she has little study, no education, and is blind? Poison, that plate, that big bowl is full of poison! Woo woo...... My sister is so heartbroken......
Three plates of black, I can't see what the ingredients are, plus a big bowl of "soup" floating with two greens and egg shells, a messy bird in the female wind!
"Can my sister not eat it? Can my sister not eat it? Can my sister not eat it?"
I couldn't help but think about what the three dishes and one soup on the board looked like, Yun Qingwu didn't look over, his eyes were full of tears, step by step, at the speed of a snail, he walked to the front of the board, groped and picked up a pair of chopsticks, trembled and picked up the dark dishes made by the master, stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it into his throat before he finished chewing.
If you know that it is rare for him to cook for her once, and she has not eaten a bite of the meal he cooked, wouldn't she have to speak to her again, saying that she doesn't know what to do, and then abuse her again, I can't stand it, my sister is not a masochist, and she can't stand the abuse of Shizun!
Ahh......hhh
It's too bad to eat birds, and this dark dish is even more lethal than poison!
Throwing away the chopsticks, Yun Qingwu ran out of the kitchen at a speed of 100 meters, holding on to a pine and cypress and vomiting wildly.
"Woo...... Tears flowed down, and his heart was mournful, and Yun Qingwu leaned against the pine and cypress, gasping for breath, and feeling better in his abdomen, and then his steps were slightly vain, and he returned to the kitchen.
The dish is burnt, and my sister can accept it, but Su, when you put salt in it, Master, you shouldn't have poured the jar upside down, right?
Looking at the masterpiece belonging to the master on the board, Yun Qingwu took a deep breath, cleaned up her mood, and poured out the three dishes and one soup after dividing five by two, and while pouring it, she still had tears in her eyes, and said with sincerity: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry...... I have received your wishes, Master, and I promise to never forget them!"
A few days later is the Tanabata Festival, the city under the mountain must be very lively, the cloud light dance more than ten days ago to think about it, must think of the idea to go shopping, see how lively the ancient Tanabata is.
But she also clearly knew that if she wanted to go down the mountain to play, she had to get the nod of Shizun, so recently, she not only practiced martial arts more diligently, but also started with a strong diet to improve the patterns and tastes, so as to please Shizun and "bribe" Shizun to let her go down the mountain on Qixi Festival.
With her eyes purring, she snapped her fingers, smiled "hehe", and said to herself, "That's it!"
Yichen pretended to be very casual, very indifferent, did not take away a cloud, and drifted back to the living room.
After bathing and changing clothes, he sat cross-legged behind the desk, stared at Qiu Bao and asked, "Do you think that girl will eat?" As soon as the words came out, he felt an itch in his throat, and he wanted to find a place to vomit.
It's not that hard......
Shaking his head in his heart, and shaking his head again, Yichen didn't want to admit that the three plates of black things, as well as the messy things in the big bowl, were made by his jade-like hands. Qiu Bao lowered his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sneered: "Master, if you were a young master, would you eat that terrifying thing?"
didn't seem to want Qiu Bao to answer, Yichen rubbed his graceful chin, and said, "That girl is very shrewd, she shouldn't eat it." Speaking of this, he sighed, and continued: "Thinking that she doesn't eat, my heart is very uncomfortable, that is the first time I have cooked for Shi Pingsheng!"
"Master, your old man should not go into the kitchen, otherwise, the young master will be abused by you and slip down the mountain early and flee back to the capital!"
Qiu Bao is very kind, at this moment, oh, no, as soon as he entered the kitchen, he knew that his master was cooking to reward the young master for practicing hard, so he silently swept two tears of sympathy for Yun Qingwu.
"Master, the meal you made is really ...... It's so delicious!" With the well-prepared meal, Yun Qingwu walked into the house with a smile, didn't even look at Qiu Bao, and said directly to him: "Your meal is in the kitchen, serve it yourself." Qiu Bao first glanced at the plate she was serving, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she responded: "Got it, young master." "Woo...... It's better to have less heads, the meal made by this makes people drool when they look at it.
Bowing to the master, he spread his feet and ran out the door.
Yichen smelled the fragrance of the food, his silver eyes flashed invisibly, and he said seriously: "Are the three dishes and one soup edible?" Yun Qingwu put the tray on the table in front of him, fingered his slightly red and swollen eyes, and replied without crying: "Eat, don't believe it, Shizun look at my eyes." ”
"......" Yichen raised his eyes and swept her eyes lightly, and then, his expression suddenly changed, and he opened his lips and said, "It's unpalatable?"
Yun Qingwu was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly shook his head: "It's delicious, it's so delicious!Otherwise, I wouldn't have been moved to cry and my eyes red!" That's right, my sister was moved to cry and her eyes were red, and she didn't say that the dark food was unpalatable, and she didn't say that the reason why her eyes were red and swollen like this was because she was tortured by your dark food!
"Moved?" Yichen raised his eyebrows, and the expression on Jun's face was so cold that he could drop ice slag.
"It's moved, Master, you have to believe me, I'm definitely moved!" The slender fingers stroked his eyes, Yun Qingwu puffed out his cheeks, and his face was cute: "Master, if you really don't believe it, I can swear on the spot!"
Yichen's expression softened, but his tone was still not very good, so he only heard him say: "There should be moving, but ...... Those three dishes and one soup, it is estimated that you will endure to eat a bite!" "Master, you are the truth, sister, indeed...... I really only ate one bite, and I didn't overdo it, I just grabbed a chopstick and stuffed it into my mouth.
"How come?" Yun Qingwu was so empty, but she always had a cute smile on her face.
"Tell me, what kind of trouble are you making here?"
Recently, the dishes have obviously been much richer, and the taste has become more and more satisfying to him, if this little girl has nothing to do in her heart, he will not believe it.
"Isn't this worried that Shizun didn't eat dinner and couldn't sleep well at night, so I made a few dishes for Shizun to bring over. "Step by step, you have to take your time, otherwise, the master will definitely not approve the descent from the mountain. Yichen held his chopsticks and said, "Qixi Festival is coming, do you want to go down the mountain to play?" What did the little girl think, how could she hide it from him?
"Huh?"
Yun Qingwu's eyes widened, and she looked at her master in amazement, but after only a moment, she drooped her head, grimaced, and said, "Then, does the master agree?"
"I didn't hear what was said. ”
Yichen's face was expressionless, and he used his meal elegantly, but there was a faint smile in his eyes.
It's really hard enough to be cute and obedient, trying to please him, and it's really hard enough for this quirky little girl! However, it is not easy to get him to agree.
"Shizun ......" raised his head, Yun Qingwu deliberately dragged out the long tail note, his expression was cute, he reached out to hug Shizun's left arm and shook it, and said in a coquettish voice: "You just agree, I promise it's just playing, and I will never cause trouble, okay?" Yichen didn't look at her, nor did she make a sound, she couldn't help but say softly: "Master, you should give me two days off, okay, if it really doesn't work, you and me, and Qiu Bao, let's go down the mountain together!"
In response to her, Shizun was still silent.
Until he finished his meal, Yichen raised his eyes and stared at her: "It's okay to give you two days off, but you have to do at least three good deeds to come back, or ......" As he spoke, his eyes were half-narrowed, and a cold swishing divine light burst out from them, making Yun Qingwu shiver a few times, and before he could say anything, he promised: "Master, don't say three good deeds, even more I will promise you!"
"Good. Yichen's eyes returned to indifference, his face was expressionless, and he waved his hand and said, "Clean up, don't be an eyesore here!"
Yun Qingwu rolled her eyes in her heart, and said secretly: "This face is also too fast!
"I don't want to go down the mountain, do I?" Yichen glanced at her, and a sentence overflowed lightly between his lips and teeth.
"I think, Wu'er thinks, Wu'er is wrong, Wu'er shouldn't slander the master!"
After putting away the dishes and chopsticks, Yun smiled lightly and got up and retreated to the door.
Sister's brain pumped, you shouldn't be careless, and forget who the master is!
Living in the mountains, you don't have to worry about summer.
Tomorrow is the Tanabata Festival, Yun Qingwu got up in the morning and walked out of the Taoist courtyard, finished practicing under the waterfall, and then lay down on his back on a large stone with shade from trees.
The cool water breeze blows in the mountain breeze, making people feel more comfortable.
"Boss, do you think the crown prince and concubine Ming'er will go down the mountain?"
"Idiot, the leader is not the crown prince and princess, how can he know the thoughts of the prince and princess. ”
"What's going on?"
"What's the matter?"
"Ye Mo has already arrived, if the prince and concubine don't come down the mountain, how can Ye see people!"
"Stupid! If the crown princess doesn't go down the mountain, won't the princess go up the mountain?"
"Oh, yes!"
In order to secretly protect a certain woman, Jingying and several people have been eating and living in the mountains for the past two months, which is really bitter!
"Look, the princess is up!"
"What's all the fuss about?" Chi Yan threw a roll of his eyes to his companion and said in a low voice: "The crown princess and concubine can't be hot when lying there to take a nap, but after all, it will be broad daylight, and it will not be good if it is seen after all." ”
"If you say that, we're not going to have to gouge out our eyes. ”
"Uh......"
Chi Yan was stunned, glared at his companion who was carrying the bar with him, and shut up and said nothing.
Standing on the boulder next to the waterfall, Yun Qingwu first stretched her waist, then stretched her arms, looked up at the pouring waterfall, slowly, she closed her eyes, began to brew feelings, ready to express the emotion in her heart without scruples. Since she wore to this other world, what she felt and what her eyes saw were all indignant.
The bullying of the silly girl, the calculations suffered by the father, and the repeated desire of those ghosts to kill her and her father, all of this stems from the fact that they are "weak".
Then wait, wait for her, the weak, to become a real strong, and see who dares to be presumptuous in front of her and her father!
"The dragon was played by shrimp in the shallows, and the tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang. The tanuki is as fierce as a tiger, and the phoenix is not as good as a chicken. The tiger lies deep in the mountains and listens to the wind howling, and the dragon lies in the shallows and other sea tides. At the end of the sea, the sky is the shore, and the mountain is the peak, and I am the peak......" She was full of breath, opened her eyes suddenly, and began to chant word by word: "If the sun is in the east, the mountain can rise again, and the Dapeng spreads its wings and hates the sky." Who has no tiger falling on the day of Pingyang, when I am ...... again"
The volume suddenly rose, her eyes were like torches, and the momentum around her body was enough to look at the world, and she said proudly: "One day the dragon will get water, and the water of the Yangtze River will flow backwards." One day the phoenix returns to the nest, and the Great Wall will never fall......" she was laughing, her smile was light and bright, like the light of the sun, and it was all gathered on her in an instant: "One day the tiger will return to the mountain, and half of the sky will be stained with blood." One day, the phoenix is the phoenix, the chicken is the chicken......"
"The crown princess is so talented!"
"Is this poetry?"
No one answered.
"In today's world, I am afraid that there is no second person who can make such an imposing, charming, and passionate poem!"
"This should be the princess's feelings. ”
"Think about it!"
"It was, what do you think about it?"
Jingying didn't say a word, his eyes locked on the white figure on the boulder, and he memorized the verses that drifted into his ears with the wind.
The clothes are fluttering, the black hair is flying freely, and the aura of a strong man exuded from that person's body makes people involuntarily feel that they dare not look at it.
At this moment, she looks at the world and is arrogant and supreme, like His Royal Highness the Extreme Prince.
The Jin Dynasty will have such a pair of emperors and queens in the future, and it is expected that they will enter another prosperous era in the future!
A real boom!
There is no prosperous age that is disturbed by outsiders from time to time!
"One day when a lion enters the forest, it will turn a beast of prey into a fowl. One day to visit the underworld, I let the underworld turn to the sky...... "I don't know if the cloud dances, maybe one day, she will really visit the underworld and make the chickens and dogs jump there!" ...... One day I will come out, and I want to be the only one in the world!"
As soon as the last few sentences came out, Sensei said that Jingying and the others opened their mouths in shock, their heads entered a short-circuit state, and they didn't know how to react, that is, a certain god sitting in the Taoist courtyard was also frowning at this time, with a solemn face.
"Prince, Princess, Prince, Princess, why do you come up with such a sentence of Nirvana? Shenma shouted, 'One day I will come out, I want the world to be the only one'? If this is heard by someone with a heart, you must not be labeled as a rebel!" Jingying and the others came back to their senses, and they all thought with sad faces.
They don't care what kind of god they are, immortals, after all, they have only heard of it, they have never seen it, and they can be crooked by the prince and princess at will. But "one day I will come out, and I will be the only one in the world." But they had to sweat for the heroine.
"Keep your mouths shut, if the words chanted by the crown prince and princess are spread, be careful that the prince wants your heads!"
Silent Shadow's eyes were sharp, and he swiped over his five companions one by one, and said a warning.
"Don't worry, boss, we won't talk nonsense. Red Flame's eyes were serious, and his words were particularly firm. Just kidding, it's not an exaggeration to say that the crown prince and the princess are the flesh of the master's heart, how dare they not touch the lord's scales with long eyes?
Yun Qingwu this madman, it seems that he is too high, he actually made a trumpet shape with his hands, opened his throat and howled: "The mountains listen to me, listen to my grand wishes today, and one day ......" The echo between the mountains swirled, my sister was crazy enough, high enough, jumped over, jumped off the boulder, and walked to the Taoist courtyard.
Say hello to the master, you can go down the mountain, my sister is so open!
Something is wrong, the Taoist courtyard is silent, the atmosphere is condensed, and it makes people feel so depressed, could it be that Qiu Bao's little guy did something wrong and angered the master? Otherwise, this almost suffocating atmosphere, and the cold current that is comparable to freezing to death from all directions, how did it come about?
"Come here. ”
Yichen was cold, without the slightest sound of temperature, wafting out of the bamboo forest.
"Division...... Master ...... Are you calling me?"
Yun Qingwu was so keen, he quickly sensed the atmosphere in this courtyard, and who the cold current that could freeze people to death was directed at. Moving her footsteps, she walked towards the bamboo forest, her eyes purring and rolling: "Where did I provoke Shizun? Who can tell my sister, where did my sister provoke Shizun? Qiu Bao, you are rough, hurry up and ventilate me to the young head of your family!"
"White-eyed wolf, Qiu Bao, you are a white-eyed wolf, you are not rude, do you want to see the jokes of the young head of your family?"
Just when a certain woman was talking about Qiu Bao, several sneezes came out of the bamboo forest one after another.
Qiu Bao really couldn't help it, he didn't want to, but he couldn't help it, so he had to resist the cold breath that his master burst out, and let out a few sneezes, so that he felt more comfortable.
"Young master, don't complain about the little one, even if the little one wants to ventilate you, but the situation is forced, the little one really can't do anything!"
"Master, I'm here!"
Approaching the bamboo forest, seeing Qiu Bao standing with his head bowed behind Shizun, Yun Qingwu first glanced at Ya with contempt, and then, blinking his clear and innocent eyes, piling up a cute smile on his face, looked at Shizun, and waited for his lecture.
"One day I will travel to the edge of the world, and I will kneel beside the gods. One day, when the phoenix soars to the sky, I will order the heroes to kill the immortals. Can you explain the meaning of these two sentences to the Master?"
Yichen's deep and waveless eyes were fixed on Yun Qingwu's body, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a faint smile, but when that smile fell in Yun Qingwu's eyes, it was not a smile, it was a cold light flashing, extremely sharp knife: "Master...... Inside, inside the dancer is a little reader...... Yichen's eyes narrowed: "Huh?"
I'm a mother, my sister indulged for a while, and she exploded casually, how did she hit the bird on the iron plate?
The person in front of her didn't know who he was, but she knew - God, a real God!
However, those two sentences did come out of her mouth, like water spilled, which cannot be taken back, so if she continues to pretend to be stupid and innocent, she will definitely not be able to be fooled.
"Master, I admit that it came out of my mouth, but I don't think it's anything. As long as she can't get along with her, as long as she touches her bottom line, she will dare to do it, hum, and not just kneel on the ground! Yun Qingwu has never forgotten her own rules of life - dare to touch her bottom line, then, whether it is a god or an immortal, or a demon or a monster, she will be killed without mercy!
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