Chapter 45: Throw it out
Yun Kang looked at Dai Mei's back, and his brain was messy.
Doesn't the toilet distinguish between men and women, if you break into the men's toilet by a woman, won't the master suffer? Even if you are a beauty, you have to be civilized and polite!
Yunkang can't get used to this kind of girl who opens and closes her mouth and calls herself "old lady", a big fart thing, the baby has not been born yet, and she wants to call her old lady, how anxious to be a mother!
This stinky girl actually scolded him for being a fool, I couldn't bear it.
Yunkang didn't want to deal with women, he seemed very small, didn't he have a small family, but this woman was too much, relying on her own good looks, dragging 258,000 yuan, taking pleasure in trampling on the dignity of men, scolding people, and speaking disrespectfully, it was simply arrogant to the extreme.
Does she think she is a peerless beauty, far from it.
Yunkang has seen countless beauties in his life, and he has met all the famous people of various dynasties, such as the ring fat and the thin, the national color and the fragrance, and the elegance of the peerless generations.
There are countless new loves and old loves, and there is a large group of confidants. I think that when he was cultivating in Lingxiao Mountain, the flowers were charming and drunk, butterflies flew around his body, and how many fairy beauties fell under his green clothes and brocade robes, and there was never a shortage of beauties around him.
It's just that in modern times, he has restrained a lot, kept the old monk calm, and was alone.
The reason is very simple, he likes classical charm and beauty, and loves the subtle beauty with bright eyes, eyebrows like green feathers, teeth like shellfish, and smiles, rather than these trendy women who dye yellow hair, perm curly hair, cut double eyelids, and expose belly buttons all over the street.
And after so many years, he has also figured out one thing, no matter how stunning a beauty is, she can't bear the years and is a killing, pig, and knife. The face is easy to age, the wind and frost are ruthless, and the soft skin and green silk can also become goosebumps, so why do you need to witness the twilight of the beauty and the scenery.
So he understood, and he gave up talking about love. The love of the red dust in the past has become a thousand years of silence. After that, when you meet a beauty again, you will never be in love with each other, and you will only want to forget each other in the rivers and lakes.
Dai Mei has big eyes and small lips, and a small goose egg face, with a stubbornness in her bewitchingness, which can easily arouse a man's desire to conquer. According to modern aesthetics, she is indeed an outstanding beauty.
But Yunkang is a veteran of flowers who has stepped on the sea of love, for him, Dai Mei's appearance is too ordinary, her eyebrows and eyes are pressing, her teeth are sharp, and she is a little girl in ancient times.
Thinking of this, Yun Kang took an arrow step to the compartment, rested on the door panel and said, "I am a gentleman to beautiful women, and I am only overlord to shrews. Don't blame me for not knowing how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, since I said that I will throw you out, I must throw it out!"
Dai Mei just said that he didn't dare to throw it is the turtle grandson, and he wanted to be happy, isn't this conniving at the master's crime, in order to demote two rounds of seniority for no reason, he has to throw her away today.
After speaking, he raised his hand to transport his true qi, smashed the door bolt of the compartment with a "bang", pulled the door panel and said, "Are you ready, let's throw it now." ”
Dai Mei just lifted her skirt and wanted to change out of her stockings, when she suddenly saw Yunkang break in, she was so shocked that her face turned red, she grabbed the hem of her skirt with both hands, and screamed: "Get out, you stinky rascal, get out of here!"
Dai Mei is a newcomer who has just signed for two years, but she has a smooth star journey, has never suffered setbacks, and has won numerous honorary awards.
What's more, when she first entered the entertainment industry, many men had ill intentions towards her and tried to take advantage of her. Dai Mei didn't give face, she chased flies when she met flies, and saw Wang Ba kill Wang Ba, so she developed a pungent and fierce temperament, and men who didn't have enough weight didn't dare to provoke her at all.
So she is a well-known little pepper witch in the company, who dares to think crookedly about her, and wait for her to be heartwarming and flirtatious.
Because of this temperament, she scolded people when she didn't go well, and she was used to it for a long time, and others were dissatisfied with her, and they only hated her in their hearts, and they didn't dare to show it on the surface.
Unexpectedly, Yunkang actually called her on the board and blocked her in the toilet. Assi, this bastard doesn't want to live anymore.
Dai Mei had never seen Yun Kang before, guessing that it should be a newcomer, at this time he seemed to be smiling, and the thief looked at her slipperily, which made her even more angry, and scolded: "Bastard, don't get out yet!"
She raised her hand violently and threw a punch in Yunkang's face, her fist was tight and heavy, whirring with wind, full of strength.
"Dwarf oil, it turns out that you have practiced, so you don't have to be polite. Yun Kang said with a slight smile, squeezing her fist with his fingers.
Dai Mei's face turned even redder, and her fist seemed to be caught in fire tongs, it was painful and hot, and she couldn't pull it back no matter how hard she tried.
"Bastard!" she was furious, pulled up the hem of the fishtail skirt with her other hand, raised a kick and kicked it out, the wind was fierce and fierce, like a curved bow Yin knife.
She wore a pair of ten-centimeter pointed-toe high heels on her feet, and this foot sneaked into Yunkang's lower body at close range, if she was hit, she had to kick him into a shrimp.
Yun Kang dodged and rushed out of the compartment with a "whoosh".
"Bang!" There was a loud bang, and the wooden door panel was kicked by Dai Mei, cracking a crack. She jumped out with one hand pulling the hem of her skirt, chasing Yun Kang closely, punching up and down, left and right, and kicking her with a series of kicks.
Yun Kang retreated and hidden, looked at her movements and said: "The little grappling wolf prevention technique plus combat fighting skills, the arm strength is insufficient, the muscle strength of the legs is 70 catties, and even a pig can't be kicked to death." Do you think too much about using this kind of kung fu to deal with me. He raised his hand and grabbed one of Dai Mei's feet and took off her high heels.
Dai Mei was so angry that she screamed, and hurriedly kicked out another foot, Yun Kang shook her wrist and took off one of her shoes.
"Dead pervert!" Dai Mei bit her pale lip and kicked him frantically with her left and right kicks, regardless of stepping on the ground with her bare feet.
She wore a fishtail long skirt, and the movements were very inconvenient, and before she could kick a few feet, she only heard a "tearing" sound, and the skirts on both sides cracked.
Yunkang hooked her two high heels with his fingers, and said with a smile: "Who did you learn from the tricks of inserting eyeballs, digging out the crotch, locking the throat, and hitting the lower abdomen, it's too yin and vicious, a good girl is not like you." ”
Dai Mei glared angrily, looking like a little leopard, but a little cute, Yun Kang forgot about the vindictiveness, squeezed his eyes at her, and said with a smile: "The legs are strong and elastic, the arms are soft, and the waist strength is also good......
Before she finished speaking, Dai Mei roared angrily: "Get out!"
Wave her hand and slap him, this stinky boy is so hateful, she wants to beat him all over the ground to find teeth.
Yun Kang was hit by her, grabbed her arm and twisted it back, lifted her whole person with his hand, and easily carried it to his shoulder.
"Bastard, let me go quickly. Demei shouted hysterically, almost breaking down. The guy touched her thighs with his hands, and he was just inches away from touching her ass.
Stinky rascal, Asi, the old lady can't spare you!
Yun Kang grabbed Dai Mei's two long legs kicking randomly, pressed her on her shoulders and couldn't move, and said as he walked out: "This men's toilet is not suitable for you, I'll send you to a good place." ”
The long skirt worn by Dai Mei reached the ankle, and at this time she lay on Yunkang's shoulders, outlining the perfect hip shape, and a gap was torn on both sides of the skirt, revealing a white and slender thigh, which was beautiful and seductive.
Yunkang walked to the big mirror and glanced at it, and said in a "hmm" voice: "The waist is quite thin, and the butt is also quite upright, no wonder you are so arrogant, it turns out that you have the capital." ”
Daimei's brain was congested and she almost fainted.
She didn't expect Yunkang to dare to come to the real thing, and he threw her out with an iron heart, and there were people standing in the corridor outside, and she was so embarrassed to be carried by him on her shoulders like this!
Suddenly, his eyes were cold, his hands grabbed Yun Kang's back, his body bent hard, and he bit him with a "whoop".
"Oh, are you a puppy?" Yun Kang trembled in pain, and his muscles immediately tensed, like a hard stone, making Daimei's front teeth hurt.
Yunkang saw that she was becoming more and more savage, and he moved his hands and feet and mouth, he must not be appeased anymore, and he had to cure her illness.
So she stretched out two fingers, picked up a piece of true qi, and pressed the suspension acupoint, the life gate acupoint, and the Yangguan acupoint on her lower waist.
"Huh. Dai Mei snorted, only to feel that her whole body was congealed with qi and blood, and her hands and feet immediately became paralyzed.
She was so frightened that she fell on Yunkang's back and said, "You, what do you want to do, let me go quickly, I can't move my whole body." ”
Yun Kang ignored Dai Mei's screaming, carried a pair of her high heels, raised his hand to open the bathroom door, and swaggered her out.
The corridor was full of chatter, and a group of female artists were queuing in front of the women's toilet door, and suddenly saw the men's toilet door open, and a sunny handsome guy came out, carrying a woman on his shoulder.
The audience immediately became silent, and the female artists hurriedly covered their mouths and looked at Yunkang in dismay.
"Wow, what's going on, is this fainting in the men's bathroom, how did you carry it out?" a girl with an exploding head couldn't help but cry out.
"Huh, it seems to be Dai Mei, I know her hairstyle. "When a tall girl saw her long, dark brown curly hair, she immediately thought of Dai Mei.
"Daimei, can't it, what is she doing in the men's bathroom?" A round-faced girl hurriedly held her face with her hands, her eyes were a little excited, and her eyes flashed with gossip stars.
"That's right, that's right, that's Dai Mei, she came this morning in a fishtail dress, I'm sure. "Someone else has locked down Daimei's identity.
"Do you know who that man is? I don't seem to know him, but he's very angry, is he a new audition?" asked a girl in a low voice.
"He is the male protagonist of the Xianxia commercial, I heard that his name is Yunkang, he is a newcomer brought by Sister Ruoxuan and Brother Economics, and he is all over the company and is popular, you don't know. ”
"The two agents are brought together, and his life is too good. ”
"It's useless for you to be envious, of course people have a good fate, they just came to the company, and they got Dai Mei done, and the two of them don't know what they are doing in the toilet. ”
"Don't guess, look at Daimei's skirt is torn, it's too fierce. ”
"Dwarf oil, don't say it so explicitly, people are very embarrassed. ”
"What kind of explicit, this kind of thing has to spread by noon, and it is said that newcomers are not allowed to fall in love and engage in ambiguity, and they will definitely be scolded. ”
"That's not necessarily, people just won the actress award, alas, who in the company doesn't look at her face, what's the matter with stealing love in the toilet!"
A group of female artists were chattering, all mouthful, and in a blink of an eye, they said that Dai Mei was a shameless wild woman, and when Dai Mei heard it in her ears, she was already angry.
She can't wait to skin Yunkang alive, bastard, the old lady's innocent reputation will be ruined by you.
"Your name is Daimei, and your popularity is not very good. Yun Kang smiled, but he didn't have the consciousness to let go of his hand. Turning his head to the stunned cleaning staff next to him, he said, "The door of the toilet cubicle is broken, find someone to fix it, the salary is mine." ”
After speaking, he raised his hand and patted Daimei's round buttocks, and said calmly: "Sister, if you want to go to the toilet, you don't have to queue, brother will send you to the VIP room upstairs!"
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