Chapter 2 My brother is a little stupid

Chapter II

Gong Yang skillfully turned the spatula in the kitchen, and there was still an obvious slap mark on his face, and Gong Yang unconsciously thought of the scene just now......

Lin Bao'er: "I'm going to tell my mother about this." ”

Miyyo "three-day fried noodles"

Lin Bao'er: "Ten days?"

Gong Yang: "Five days, no more!"

Lin Bao'er: "A week, otherwise I'll call my mother right now and say... Just say you're a hooligan on me!"

Gong Yang: "Okay, okay, just one week at a time, just don't call your mother"

Thinking of this, Gong Yang sighed a few times again, but he still skillfully put out the fried sauce in the pot, washed the pot, immediately poured a bowl of boiling water, and after putting the noodles in and changing the color, Gong Yang immediately turned off the heat again, put the noodles in the bowl, and finally poured the fried sauce on it, the whole process, Gong Yang was very skilled, but this was thanks to Lin Baoer.

When Lin Baoer first moved to Gongyang's residence, she was fortunate enough to taste the fried noodles made by Gongyang, and since then she has been out of control, as long as Gongyang has any handle in Lin Baoer's hands, she often uses a few fried noodles to negotiate, like today, there are not many examples of trading with a week's fried noodles in the past, but it is not nothing, such as ...... When Lin Baoer first moved in, Gong Yang broke into the bathroom where Lin Baoer was, and when Gong Yang was taking a bath, Lin Baoer suddenly broke into ...... Anyway, similar to this, in the end, it is Gongyang who suffers.

Brought the finished fried noodles to Lin Bao'er, and then snatched the ipad that was playing the anime of the island country from Lin Bao'er's hand, pointed to the bowl and said, "It's time to eat, you are not allowed to watch anime"

Lin Bao'er was a little unhappy at first, but when she saw the fried noodles on the table, she immediately smiled again, and seemed to have completely forgotten the scene when Gongyang attacked Xiong just now.

"Eat slowly, don't choke" Only at this time can Gong Yang find the feeling of being an older brother, and at any other time, Gong Yang only feels like a 'nanny' in this family.

Seeing that Lin Bao'er had almost eaten, Gong Yang brought another glass of water, and after taking the empty bowl from Lin Bao'er's hand, he instructed again, "Tomorrow Monday, get up early, go to bed early tonight, I'll help you keep the ipad first, save you late at night, and I will wake you up tomorrow." ”

Lin Bao'er was teary-eyed, "Ernie sauce, give me back the ipad, okay, won't Oba just wake me up tomorrow?"

Gong Yang shook his head undoubtedly and smiled, "Oba doesn't eat this, you said the same last time, when I went to your room in the morning to wake you up, you wore two underwear...... Who's the one who is unlucky in the back? It's not me yet."

"Not negotiable?"

"No, it's reasonable for you to call and tell my mother about this."

Lin Bao'er went back to the room angrily, and just when Gong Yang thought that 'the world was peaceful', Lin Bao'er suddenly turned around and said with a wicked smile, "I'll tell my mother about your private island country CD tomorrow, hum!"

"Lin Bao'er, don't you, can't you return the ipad?"

can answer that Gongyang only has Lin Baoer's closing door, and Gongyang has a helpless face, "You have to get it, wait for my mother to call tomorrow to educate." ”

When Lin Baoer hadn't moved here, Gongyang's room was still Gongyang's room, but as soon as Lin Baoer moved in, Gongyang's room was forcibly occupied by Lin Baoer on the grounds of spaciousness and good lighting.

If it's just like this, Gong Yang doesn't think there's anything, anyway, he's been bullied all these years, but Xie Fei (Gong Yang's tablemate) that kid just wants to stuff Gong Yang with a disc after school, and pretends to be a good thing, but I didn't expect Gong Yang to go home and take a look, damn, it turned out to be Teacher Cang's No Code HD, originally Gong Yang was going to return it to Xie Fei the next day, but he never expected it, but it was turned out by Lin Bao'er, at that moment, Gong Yang couldn't wait to find a crack to get into.

"Hey, I didn't expect you Lin Bao'er to be able to turn over this kind of unbearable past, okay, I lost. Gong Yang went to the kitchen with an empty bowl with a helpless face.

After washing the dishes and wiping the kitchen, Gong Yang returned to the living room, put all the garbage made by Lin Baoer during the day into a garbage bag and put it at the door, then cleaned up the sofa cushions, and put Lin Baoer's white over-the-knee stockings into the washing machine.

Gong Yang sat on the sofa, thinking about how to deal with tomorrow's mother's ideological education, but after thinking about it for a long time, Gong Yang couldn't think of a reason, and finally Gong Yang simply resigned himself to fate, anyway, this kind of embarrassing thing, he didn't do it before, when Lin Baoer had menstrual cramps, didn't his aunt buy the towel himself?

After taking a bath, Gong Yang lay comfortably on the small bed of one meter five, and his own one-meter-eight bed had been forcibly occupied by Lin Baoer, just as Gong Yang was about to turn off the lights and sleep, the voice in his head that claimed to be an intelligent system sounded again, "Start the first task...... Makeover, the task rewards 100 points, the master, please confirm whether to accept it?"

Gong Yang immediately asked, "What is it? Makeover? What kind of makeover?"

Do you want to view task details and task requirements?

"Yes"

"Mission: Makeover. Task details: Among all the people the owner knows, the comprehensive value of favorability is 57.6, which does not meet the passing standard, so the system self-activates the makeover task, and the task requirements: within three days, the comprehensive value of favorability will be increased to 60. Reward: 100 points. ”

Gong Yang asked confusedly, "100 points, can it be used as 100 yuan like a supermarket membership card?"

"The current points are 0, the points mall has not yet opened, please earn points for the owner, and then consider browsing the points mall"

Gong Yang was still confused and asked, "Okay, but how do you know that among the people I know, the overall value of favorability is 57.6?"

"After the system is bound to the owner's iris, the memory of the two is the same, that is, the knowledge learned by the intelligent system can be mapped to the owner's mind, and the information in the owner's mind can also be mapped to the memory of the intelligent system."

Gong Yang nodded as if he didn't understand, and after remembering the incident during the day, he asked with a smile, "According to what you mean, does it mean that any knowledge you absorb can also be absorbed into my mind through the mapping you said." ”

"Yes"

"Okay, tomorrow I'll go to the bookstore and buy a few sets of past papers and a few sets of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-Year Simulation" for you to see. ”

"Since the system has very little understanding of the master's world, please consider the books on life history and other aspects for the system to absorb. ”

Gong Yang smiled generously and said, "It's okay, it's okay, no matter how important it is, it's not as important as the college entrance examination in a month." ”

“……”

Gong Yang was overjoyed for a while, and finally said, "By the way, do you have a name for this system?"

"Ask the owner to name the system"

"Let me choose a name?" then I have to think about it" Gong Yang thought about it for a long time, and finally, with a wicked smile, said, "From today onwards, you will be called... Teacher Cang"

"Yes master, Mr. Cang will serve you"

"Hahahaha......"

In the opposite room, Lin Baoer heard laughter, and scolded "My brother is a little stupid......"